Jupiter Ascending (2013)

Is it "unintentionally funny if you're drunk" bad or "so cringey you have to turn it off" bad?

If you want a Sci-fi epic only watch Jupiter Ascending if you've already seen:
2001
The Fifth Element
All of Star Wars
Gravity
All of Star Trek even the bad ones
Treasure Planet
Prometheus
Dune
The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy

>>80251966
It's super cringy. Just watch the first 5 minutes. If you can stomach the unnatural-as-fuck dialog in the first 5 minutes you might be able to sit through the rest of it as well.

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>Channing Tatum
>Mila Kunis
Name 1 (ONE) good film each of them has ever been on.

>>80251842
but it came out in 2015...

>>80251842
It's pretty good if you watch it in a foreign language with the subtitles turned off.

>>80252161
Black Swan for Kunis.
Hateful 8 for Tatum.
Easy.

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>>80252201
yeah that fucked me up for a second i was really concerned

has a good score

>>80251999
What is

>Event Horizon
>Riddick
>Oblivion
>Starship Troopers
>Alien >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Prometheus.

>>80252201
OP prolly got mixed up with Cloud Atlas which came out in 2012 but also fits the "Mediocre SciFi kino directed by the siblings formerly known as The Wachowski Brothers"

>>80252259
I think Mila has been in far better movies than Channnnnnnning. She's also had her share of shitty ass ones. You're scrapping the bottom of the barrel with Hateful Eight tho.

>>80251999
gravity was a pile of dog shit, plz op dont waste ur time watching that shit.

Would be a 0/10 movie without eddie redmayne, he elevates it to a 4/10

If you take it as fanfiction with a Wachowski-tier budget then it's fun

>>80251842
It is bad, can't believe I was actually looking forward to watch it.

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>board a giant ship
>chandeliers and shit in the docking bay
The movie had a nice style and aesthetic to it, i'll give it that.
Just sucks that literally everything else about it was so bland and forgettable.

>>80251842
Its really shit

>>80253674
I CREATE LIFE!

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IT'S FUCKING SHIT

>>80251999

>2001
>Star Trek
>Star Wars
>Hitchhikers
>Gravity
>Prometheus
>not shit

Kys

>>80252259

>hateful 8 is good

Why don't you go suck some nigger cock in snow you slimy piece of shit

I gave it a serious chance a few weeks ago and it was one of only 4 movies i've ever started that I could not finish. It is that bad.

I watched Dune instead after 30 minutes.

redmayne saves this movie

>>80251842
It's good for Eddie Redmayne's hilariously campy performance and alluring DSL.