ITT: Times you acted like the Joker

I once put a plastic bottle in the recycling bin, but with the cap still on.

>>80251108
I took an entire bite out of a roll of gum tape.

>>80251108
I returned a dvd rental............WITHOUT REWINDING!

I drank all but a couple drops of orange juice and put it back into the fridge

>>80251108
One time, I finished deep throating a banana and threw the peel on the floor to let someone slip on it MarioKart style.

I peed on a toilet paper roll in a bathroom stall

>>80251179
Wait, are you not supposed to do that?

I once went to a Glory hole and bit down

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>sister asks if i want to go shopping with her
>say yes and go with her
>I don't really want to be there

I'M A FUCKING LOONIE

>>80251108
When I get home and mum asks me how lunch was I tell her it was good and very nutritious when really I threw her sandwich in the bin and just ate my muesli bar

i'm tha joka baybee

>>80251515
The plastic is different and you should throw it away.

>priest says go in peace
>not very peaceful

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I got this tattoo. Go ahead and reverse image search it
MOMS GONNA FREAK

>>80251633
>the plastic different
Are you retarded? If it was different it wouldn't be plastic.

>>80251774
you're the fucking idiot who doesn't know you're meant to take the cap off and you're calling other people retarded?

>>80251179
holy fuck, i always wondered why there was a thing for caps on top of the bin.... but why though?

>>80251108

I watched Suicide Squad even though I had better films available to watch. M A D M A N.

>>80251756
oh good lord! WHYYYYHHHYHYHYHHYHYHYH?????!!!!!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!?

Anytime I feel the need to laugh I make sure it's menacing in tone, kids at school fear me

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>>80251756
christ anon

I was incredibly thirsty at a friend's house and they asked me if I wanted some water. I said no.

Hahahaha jokes on them, I actually did want some water. I'm unchained, I'm a psychopath, I'm unstoppable.

well hello beautiful

>>80251820
caps can apparently fuck up machines that recycle bottles, however, only some recycling plants have machines that are fucked up by caps. is what i remember reading when i googled it ten years ago.

I watched the LOTR trilogy but fast forwarded through all the parts without Frodo

>>80251807
>look it up
>every site that said to separate them was pre-2009
>all current sites say it's okay
>even the fucking Association of Postconsumer Plastic Recyclers

This just in: You're a fucking dipshit

>>80251756
please be a fucking henna tattoo or some shit

your skin is not red despite looking wet, so I don't think it's a real tattoo

>>80251807
I've been taking back bottles back for years and have never had to take the caps off. Quit drinking the Kool-Aid.

>>80251923
are you being snippy with the "googled 10 years ago" bullshit? dude, don't even answer if you're gonna be a lousy cunt... you cock licking fuck face

>>80251956
I literally just got it, wasn't swollen yet

>>80251756
>>80252009
Take a pic with a timestamp or else you're full of shit

>>80252053
i so hope he's real and retarded as fuck

>>80251756
I bet that's one of your faggy Instagram friends.

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>>80252105

Warm

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>>80251756
uh, now i don't feel so bad for secretly wanting a Devil's trap tattoo.

>>80251756
Are you gonna livestream your suicide?
That's the only option after this

>>80251756
Nigga you should have had them tattoo you a chin.

>>80252178
Actually, It's a anti possession sigil.

>>80252178
Nah you should still feel bad faggot.

>>80251756
Soon to be classic

>>80251774
>doesn't know about different plastics with different melting points

HUNKA HUNKA

>>80251756
>When you're one 17 layers of irony

>>80251395
You have to be fucking autistic to be this dumb

>>80251756
That's nice, but WHERE is your jawline? I cannot find it!

>>80252550
>t. obese neckbeard

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>>80251756
WHY

>>80252610

Not him but seriously you at the same time have no chin and a double chin. Your jawline is fucked. Fix it with a shotgun.

>>80251923
Shit like this is why I just throw all my recyclables in the garbage

>>80252610
He's implying you're an obese neckbeard, since he's right - you don't have much of a jaw or chin for that matter.

>>80251108
>watch suicide squad
>everyon just phing it in acting wise
>only decent acting is during the joker scenes
>that shitty confusing helicopter scene with Harley

I literally closed my yiffy (TM) encode in mpc after that scene.

I once won an Oscar for best makeup.

>>80251756
nice nip

>>80251395
Moms gonna FREAK

>buy pizza from the store
>"serves 4"
>eat it myself
SOMEBODY STOP ME

>>80251108
Part of my initiation rite with the Angels was to drive around town smashing kittens

>>80251108
>"Sorry, I can't come in today, I'm sick."
>I WASN'T
I'M JUST A DOG CHASING CARS.

>>80251395
>worked at rental store for years
>everyone who worked there actually thought people who didn't rewinded the tape before returning was an ingnorant pleb
>manager actually starts charging extra tapes returned without rewinding
>people got mad as fuck to have to pay more for such a thing
>we had so much fun seeing plebs paying for their lack of vision

Now i look back and feel that we had a very weird sense of power...

>>80251108
>took a piss
>didnt put the seat back down

MOTHER WILL NOT BE PLEASED

>>80251108
>got in my call
>didnt check my tires
>didnt check my mirrors
>didnt put on my seatbelt

IM OUT OF CONTROL

>>80252415
nice try all plastic is the same it's all petroleum products

I lathered a coconut in shaving cream and shaved it one time.

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took a picture of a screen that is showing a picture

>>80255973
A. CUTE.
I will never forgive the jews for Miley

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>>80256054

>le jews meme

>>80254283
How old are you? 35?

I had a girl beg me to fuck her. It was pretty insane of me.

I shot a guy that didn't fuck my girlfriend

>Reminder that this actually happened in suicide squad

>>80254283
Well it's stupid shit like that which caused all the movie rental stores to fail

>>80251756
Really, really obviously a temp tattoo.

No infection, no inflammation, far too much sheen, plus a dampness and plastic look in the area around the "tattoo".

Come back when you decide to man up and get an actual permanent tattoo of "damaged" across your forehead.