CALM DOWN CALM DOWN DON'T GET A BIG tourettes guy thread

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WHO THE HELL IS RICK MORANIS

*loud banging noises*

THE HELL WAS THAT?
dad your son just fell down the stairs-
WELL QUIT IT

who's that faggot with a tuba

alf


ALF

YOU'RE NINETY THREE YEARS OLD AND DON'T KNOW WHAT ALF IS?

>slams phone

>>80248596
PISSING OUT THE WINDOW
AND SHITTING OUT THE WINDOW

ARE TWO. DIFFERENT. THINGS.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnieJqqOzXQ

FUFF THE FIFF

I didn't talk to nobody yesterday, I was in the car taking a SHIT.

WHO WRINKLED MY RANDY TRAVIS POSTER, PISSED ON THE SEAT, AND HID MY KEYS
>it wasn't me
FAGGOT

TONIGHT

ON

UNSOLVED...SHIT!

>>80248596
>that will be $128
ah shit I only have 40 bucks
>ok I'll just put some stuff back
LEAVE THE BEER
>ok we'll put back the tide
Mmm
>we'll put back the napkins
OK
>we'll put back the marshmallo-
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

BACON AND EGGS DEAR

>>80248816
Well if you're watching this, fuck you Rick Moranis! Fuck you and your.... PUSSY WHIPPED FRIENDS

WAIT A MINUTE YOU DICK

>>80249102
What?

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...

I'D KILL MYSELF TOO IF MY NAME WAS... COOOOOMBS

>whips a brick at a wall clock
>I'M TOO PISSED TO GIVE A SHIT
>bird flies into his face

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_X2iMqZ1qc0

kino episode

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I wonder what he's doing nowadays.

>>80249758
Most likely he is getting penetrated in the rectum.

These threads are kino because the 14 year old underaged can't come in and proclaim "reddit" for no explicit reason.

It was fake, right?

>>80249791
tourettes guy is literally the ONE form of media that no one can claim is reddit

>>80249898
apparently he really did have Tourette's but they were just fucking around.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vj4yFq7YoXQ

DR PHILLIPEEN

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>>80248596
How has he suddenly become a thing again? A few months ago nobody even mentioned him. Now there's tourettes guy thread every few days.

>>80249932
Interesting..

Has anyone cracked the formula to prove if something is reddït or not?

>>80250387
Nostalgic kino. He's from the halcyon days before cancerous Youtubers and prank videos that we can all claim we witnessed and embraced.

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DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL

>>80250387
>>80250462
Is the the same reason Fesh Pince youtube poops are becoming popular on this board again?

I kind if like it, actually. Is this an example of that "new sincerity" I keep hearing about?

>>80250476

YOU HIT ME IN THE DICK. YOU'RE LUCKY IT WASN'T HARD. I MEAN THIS THING, NOT MY DICK.

>>80250408
if it become popular on the internet past 2006 it's reddit

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2006 is making a resurgence

>>80250929
Oh God, does that mean I have to video call into his show and whip my dick out and make him get all upset in front of Bud Bundy again?

>>80249898
He's a huge asshole but he does have tourettes, that's why he wears a neck brace.

>>80250387
He pissed and it changed the month.

>>80249572
OH FOR CRYIN OUT LOUD I SAID BACON AND EGGS

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I love my Grandma Jenelle, she's the sweetest person in the entire world, and God bless her. BUT SHE'S OLD AS FUCK!

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>>80250476

This is the second time I've been FUCKED BY A DAIRY QUEEN!

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FASHION BUG

Dad, there's some white stuff on the floor

>>80253089
That's my ass

WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN A PETER PAN PEANUT BUTTER ALERT

>>80253068
Why does this line get me the most?

Nobody ever talks about the episodes with Tourettes Guy's dad but he is hilarious

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyK3vKqXUl8

FUCK YOU KID YOURE A DICK

What do you mean?
I kneed you in the ass?

>>80253169

More Tourette's Guy dad kino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bn59Y5jefRk

SOME ASSHOLE IS BREAKING INTO MY CAR!
>can you describe him?
HE'S A LONG LEGGED PISSED OFF PUERTO RICAN.

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>this thread

I CALLED HER A BITCH RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER TITS

I hope this is the puff daddy version of the song, not that STING piece of SHIT.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>YOU SHIT LIKE A HORSE
>FUCK HORSES

>she has a nice ass, I'd like to titfuck her ass
What did he mean by this?

>>80253169
SHITLOAD OF MASHED POTATOES DAY

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>shakes head for several seconds
>FUCK SALT
>backhands salt shaker across the room

BITCH BIIIIIIIIIIITCH AHHHHHHHHHH

That's not mickey mouse that's just TIT DIRT

TONIGHT ON UNSOLVED MYSTERIES, WE'LL FIND OUT IF ANYONE STILL GIVES A SHIT ABOUT BIGFOOT!

>>80253475

UPDATE: APPARENTLY NO ONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT BIGFOOT SO FUCK HIM

>>80253169
He's what made me realize it was all fake. Unfunny and ruined it for me. Still funny but nothing will compare to seeing tourettes guy for the first time hopefully with a former buddy and thinking its all candid

>>80253538

>ever thinking it's real
>something can't be funny if it isn't 100% reality
Tourettes Guy is obviously fake/highly exaggerated. Tourretes doesn't make you fling shit across the room in autistic fits of rage.

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>>80253089
>>80253104
>dad is there any eggnog left
>YOUR MOMS THE ONE THAT DICKS WITH THE EGGNOG KID NOT ME

>>80253600
I never thought he acted that way solely because of Tourettes but that it was exacerbated by alcoholism. Tourettes dad made me realize it was all completely falsified. Still genuine kino though.

>>80253169
Im not a guy that quotes movies and stuff, I dont go around spouting memes or talking about internet culture IRL. I hide my power level very well.

Still, I quote the "You change your damn glasses more than you change your damn shirt" line way more than anyone ever should. Its not even funny or clever, but I love it.

>>80253600

I watched this one documentary where they got a group of tourettes sufferers together. It was hilarious. Every tick would set off another person's tick until they were all uncontrollable.

.walk into store
>one of them yells "WE'RE ROBBING THE PLACE!"
>another yells and punches a bag of chips which sets off another one who backhands him
>they hadn't even bought anything yet

Who's that faggot with a tuba?

>>80253702
THAT'S OUR DAD

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>>80253600
>not seeing this in middle school around the time of health class learning and joking about retardation and the like
>not reading all of a post before replying
"Still funny..."
>not calling your dubs

Has anyone ever doxed Tourettes Guy and figured out what he was arrested for?

>>80250387
>>80253605
>>80248596

For me the two funniest skits are the STING PIECE OF SHIT colgate and the one where he wakes up next to the giant M&M doll

>What the FUUUUCK?
>DAMN IT
>holy SHIT
>ASS

>>80253947
I feel the same way. Are we soulmates?

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>>80254031
it was meant to be

>>80253947
Colgate, your dads an ass, and you shit like a horse were my favorites

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i miss the early 2000s

Could you guys stop posting tourettes guy? There are ladies on this board

This better be the puff daddy version of this song!

>>80254581
There's ladies everywhere ya dumbass

We're gonna be out of the butt and into the fuck if we don't come up with that $36.

>>80254581
Yeah and they're FOUR DOOR FORD WHORES, bitch.

>This table is defective
>gets cracked in the head by a curtain rod

>>80250387
Memes back on the menu

>>80254650
The sting version is objectively better

YOU CAN'T DO SHIT... WITHOUT YOUR BALLS.

PISS!

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>>80253068
DED

I want to two cheeseburgers, I want pickles and ketchup on 'em, and don't load it up WITH A BUNCH OF BULLSHIT

FUCK SALT

The calling lottery numbers scene is kino as fuck.

>>80255466
I want a biggie fry
*leans out window to drive through speaker*
AND GIVE ME SOME SHIT TO DRINK

Dad there's a bird in the house

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I'd like to you see try and walk a mile IN MY SHIT!
*Magnum PI is on*
Holy fuck!
Stevens! Get the fuck outta the way, bitch!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_A1Rzr5v9E

go to 32 seconds - there's literally no way that isn't a guy in an old man mask.

Is this the decline of /quality/ tourettes guy?

>Dad, can we get some captain crunch cereal today
>FUCK YOU KID, YOU'RE A DICK!
>But Daaad..
>YOU'RE A FAGGOT!

>HEY THERE'S A WHOLE LOT OF FUCKING GOING ON IN THIS ROOM!

>Grandma, you're 94 years old. How the FUCK do you not know what Alf is?

>>80255683
WHATAYOOMEANA BURD

>>80255772
>o to 32 seconds - there's literally no way that isn't a guy in an old man mask.
>Is this the decline of /quality/ tourettes guy?
Tourette's guy has always been obviously fake. You'd have to be a moron to ever believe it was real

RANDY TRAVIS
A
N
D
Y

T
R
A
V
I
S

>>80255876
eat my short dick

http://jurassictourettes.ytmnd.com/

http://jurassictourettes2.ytmnd.com/

It was a long-legged pissed off peurto rican!

>>80250387
>me and my roommate autistically reference him every single day for the past year and a half
>recently got into fight and no longer speaking
>/tv/ for some reason picks him up again
>can use this as my autistic tourettes guy outlet

fells good man

OH PISS
*rips page*
PISS
*rips page*
PISS
*rips page*
PISS
*rips page*
PISS
*rips page*
PISS

>>80256058
What did you fight about?

>>80256129
he wrinkled my randy travis poster

>>80256129
he got mad at me for taking a shower while he was trying to fall asleep, and then small little things escalated from there.

>>80253947
LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT A PORCUPINE'S BALLS
THEY'RE SMALL AND THEY DON'T GIVE A SHIT

I don't hate gays. But if some faggot ever tried to touch me...

ALL YOU EVER DO IS STAY AT HOME AND PLAY WITH YOUR TITS AND LOOK AT YOUR ASS AT THE SAME TIME

HOLY SHIT I GOTTA GO SOME SQUIRREL IS FUCKING MY TOMATOES

BOB SAGET

>>80250929
Does anyone have these videos? I remember looking for them a year or two back and they were expunged from the web

>>80250462
>tfw you will never see Sexy Panda Bear video on stupidvideos for the first time again

>>80253947
>Did you see him?!
>YEAH HE WAS A LONG LEGGED PISSED OFF PUERTO RICAN!


>Dad want some skittles?
>...No
>Are you sure?
>No
>C'mon they're really good
>NO
>But they're sour flavored
>BUTT FUCKKKK

I WOULDN'T FUCK HER WITH YOUR DICK

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WHAT
THE
FUCK!?!

.....DAMMIT!

Danny, are you laughing?!

YOUR GRANDPA'S AN ASS

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Dad, I heard she was a lesbian...

THAT JUST MEANS SHE LIKES WHAT I LIKE-

>>80256182
showers aren't even loud wtf?

BITCH
I LOVE YOU

MY ASS COULD WRITE A BETTER SONG THAN THESE GUYS

WITH ONE CHEEK TIED BEHIND MY BALLS

UPDATE
TURNS OUT NOONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT BIGFOOT SO FUCK HIM

>>80256675
DDDAAUUURRRRRRRRR

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>>80253169
>I need you in the ass

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJHuteoHx7Q

i love you all

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FUCK YOU KID YOU'RE A DICK

BIG BLACK WOMAN WITH BIG TITS YOU CAN'T MISS HER

>>80258515
the way the black looked at him had me laughing

>Janitor: Did you shit in the fucking toilet?
THAT WAS A GOOD SHIT

>I just watched the first season of Alf on dvd
>Alf...ALF!!!!
>You're 93 yrs old and you don't know what Alf is? PIECE OF CRAP

>>80262181
YOU SHIT LIKE A HORSE

This fucking video had me laughing so hard it hurt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3rP3s9sazo

I was in elementary school when this came out. I had that one cool friend who lived on my street and showed me all the funny videos and cool flash games.
I don't talk to him anymore and I'm in the Marines now.

>>80262239
Enjoy dying in Yemen to protect Saudi oil

SHE FUCKED EVERYONE IN BISMARCK.

Why don't you make like a banana and SHIT!

Someone please post a webm of him yelling piss so loud the month changes

>>80253538
the dad has some funny moments but yeah, he's definitely the point that I realized it was completely staged instead of semi-exaggerated

FUCKING.... COWPAT!

>>80265977

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtCG0wG-5E0

>>80262223
YOU WANNA SEE A DICK?

WHERE'S THE PAPER TOWELS?!

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>>80253538
Google "vampire santa"

PUT A SHIRT ON YOU LOOK LIKE 200 POUNDS OF BIRD SHIT

he played data on star trek

Found this last year, couldn't stop laughing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4u6rVZxAbw

Surprised I haven't seen it in threads, seems to be made for /tv/

>>80248946

GOD DAMNIT SHIS

>>80266468
>If I weren't here tonight what would happen?
>I'D PIGFUCK HER ASS!

We're gonna be outta the butt...and into the fuck if we don't come up with that 36 dollars

Is there a compilation of every tourettes guy vid ever in one?

>>80262239
Which marines are in Syria now? Is it just regular ones or like the ones from generation kill?

Every once in a while Tourettes Guy says something deeply profound

>THE LAST TIME I GAVE A SHIT, I GOT FUCKED

RONALD MCGODDAMN DONALD

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>tfw you will never experience watching TG with your middle school friends and pissing yourself in laughter again

Dusty Roads?

YOU SHIT LIKE A HORSE
FUCK HORSES

>>80257463
How has this only appeared once also remember when the giant blue m+m guy was at the Boston marathon bombing

>>80250476
That's not Mickey Mouse, that's tit dirt!

>>80262232
That thumbnail was already enough to make me laugh.

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>>80253290
Holy kek, this kills the anon.

>>80253398
OH BOB SAGET!

AAAHH! BOB SAGET!!

AAAH FUCK! Ohh SHIT! BOB SAGET!

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>>80253947
The way he swats at the bees during the Bob Saget video always get's me

>>80258716
The purposeful chomp he takes out of the corndog after saying that is pure, unfiltered comedic timing.

>>80269327
Jokes on you, I first watched it with my family in Junior High.
We watched every available episode in one night. The sun was starting to rise when we finally finished

>>80253531
UPDATE: LAST NIGHT SOMEBODY BROKE IN AND STOLE OVER $500 WORTH OF SHIT FROM MY PLACE
THAT'S RIGHT, $500 WORTH OF BUUUUUUULLLSHIT

>>80271191
Where can you watch all the original episodes anyway?

I've only ever seen best of clips on YouTube.

>>80262239
Hi Jeremy

>>80254581
>>80255019
Kek

YOU CAN GO TO JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS AND TAKE A 2 HOUR SHIT FOR ALL I CARE

I know looking back it was probably fake, but it struck me as improvised fake; like some of the scenarios were probably staged (not that that would be even necessary giving it was 95% just him wandering around his house drunk and watching TV etc) but the yelling and reactions were ad-libbed and genuine

like you couldn't even script half the hilarious nonsensical shit he would spontaneously come out with

>>80272518
If youtube is only giving you best of's I couldn't tell ya. There used to be a tourettes guy website but it looks like that's long gone.

>>80273630

That's why I really like the bird in the house scene. They couldn't have scripted the fucking thing divebombing Tourettes Guy while he was sitting on the floor.

>>80275415
It looked fake as fuck though. As if somebody threw it in his face.

YES

I BOUGHT YOUR COLGATE TOOTHPASTE

THE ONE WITH TARTAR CONTROL

>>80276258

AND IT MADE ME FEEL LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT

>>80276258
>>80276835
Not sure if it's the same one, but the way he bobs his head to the hold music gets me every time

GO COUNT YOUR DICK!

>>80249758
He died in 2007 in a car crash, so probably not too much.

>>80278883

No he didn't, this video is from last April
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6L1FXVILlPI

That car crash thing was just a rumor, he was actually in jail

bump

FUCK