The perfect comic adaption doesn't exi...

eyebrow bitch annoys me. they should recast

>>80247443
>he wouldn't motorboat those butt cheeks, quickly resulting in a hands free ejaculation due to her intoxicating smell
Want to know how I know you're gay?

>perfect
>no panties
uhhh i have some news for you buddy....
your wrong

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>>80247412
Archie
>Not fluffy hair
>No freckles
Veronica
>Too short
>Not 10/10
Betty
>Slutty look
>Not a pony tail

>>80247412
the ultimate cringe thread doesn't exi...

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>>80247554
>that fucking crown
New episode looks great

>>80247412
>me in the middle

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Veronica is white, not racially ambiguous

>>80247443
Don't be mean to Archie.

Is this a porn or an actual show?

>>80247727
Yes.

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Can't find any of the retro pics with Cheryl :(

Archie needs more lewd scenes and preferably in a threesome with both Betty and Veronica

>>80247769
She's probably not in the retro scene
Too bad

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>>80247692

Dat ass isn't ambiguous at all

>>80247412
dat ass doe

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When will we get the Dark Horse cinematic Universe?

>>80247885

>my dick can't get any more ere-

I hope Jughead gets his ass kicked. That little smug fucker is so punchable.

>>80247412

>300
>Sin City
>Watchmen DC

>Rivershit

>>>>>>Back to Plebbit

>>80247692
This

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>>80249103
who the fuck is the audience for this?

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HYPED FOR SABRINA

>>80247465
Does she have a bra on over her undershirt?

>>80250128
bumping this question

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>tfw no Veronica gf

>>80247885
I feel like they're trying to trick us into finding fatties hot. Thicc is good but I dunno about this trend.

>>80250128

It's an oldschool 1950's bra to go with the retro look

>>80251229
Sauce please

Is this a porn?

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>>80251229

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>>80251840

>>80251229

>>80251229
my good sir, is it possible you could mayap, perchance, the ability to provide the location or publishing of the video you have uploaded to this thread on 4chan's fine television and film discussion board? I would verily be grateful to your assistance with this request, my fine chum.

>>80251229

No way that is a trap. I refuse!!!!

>>80251915
where's the webm with him busting his nut?

>>80247412
This is what the show should have been. No stupid fucking murder mysteries either.

>>80247885
Nothing get's me softer than a one piece.

>>80251229
I JUST CAME...ITS NOT FAIR!

>>80253245
careful, it's a dude.

>>80247554
How did they fuck of the crown so badly?


It's supposed to be made of felt.


It's what happens when you take scissors to a felt fedora and stick pins on it.

>>80253286
I don't care anymore...

Veronica is best girl.

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>>80253291
Its the CW, brah what did you expected?

>>80247554
Looks like a porno parody.

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Holy shit there's actually an Achie adaptation and I didn't knew about it?

>>80247465
HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>80253360
Gay. This show is so gay.

>>80247412
>>80247517


Why are people saying he's asian?

>>80253529
Not gay enough actually...

>>80253529
You're pretty gay.

>>80253536
There's another character Reggie on this show who is asian. So far he has been a stereotypical dumb jock chad.

>>80253536
Because he is.

>>80253536
He's Maori

>>80247412
I'd fuck all three of them. Preferably at once.

>>80247412
Just like in my japanese doujins!

>>80247412
this looks like shit

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>>80247465
ywn have a wife like this

why live?

>>80253566

Oh god that guy does not sell me the whole jock thing. "Asian masculinity" is embarrassing.

>>80253599
>>80253570


what? are you sure? He looks irish, and not because of his red hair.

>>80253645
He is actually too nice to be Reggie, he either needs to rape someone or be the murderer.

>>80253716
>he either needs to rape someone or be the murderer.


I can't see an asian doing that, I can see him skipping study group I guess.

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>>80253645
Yeah his dad is some Samoan chief (not Maori I guess?) and his mom is presumably white New Zealander

>>80247516
real gingers are too homely for television unfortunately

>>80253757
Yea I don't know, the dad himself looks pretty mixed.

>>80247692
Is the >implication here that Hiram was banging the maid and traded up

>>80253757
I hate this version of Archie, but those two are two handsome kiwi motherfuckers

>>80253825
Can you be a mixed chief? I can see his dad being mixed but it depends too, some mixed people just look more like one side sometimes ie. The Rock or Drake who just looks Jewish.