Having a sexy female assistant is such a terrible cliché...

gooks aren't sexy

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>>80246462

And tell Rusty that hes got a deal.
And tell him that Ive gotten that new meme for him.

>>80246526

That's your opinion m8.

>>80246526
>says the guy posting on a Mongolian basket-weaving forum

>>80246462
Lex kills her anyway

>>80246462
Lex plan was shit if he had to sacrifice this semoen succubae

>>80246526
Go away Marky Mark.

>>80247108
Yeah what a faggot she's pretty fine

Asians are so pretty~~~ one day I will grind my rod into an Asian d( .___.)b

>>80246973
This is a good post.

>>80246462
Inga, Ive invented a MANEUVER!

>>80246526
found the faggot

>>80246462
Wirr Tor be therr?

>>80246462

Looks like a man in a wig

I fucked my assistant once, right in my office. The entire time I was thinking how cliche it is, and I think because of that I came harder than I've ever cum before.

>>80246462

>supposed to be some big powerhouse that protects Lex
>skinny Asian that dies in her second scene

One of the many things BvS got wrong.

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>>80246462
>sexy

>>80249363

Storytime how it all went down.

>>80250047
It went pretty much exactly like you'd think it went down. The entire situation was so ridiculously cliche, it felt like I was in a movie.
>be needing a new assistant to go with my promotion
>bring in applicants
>a cadre of 2/10 to 10/10s come in looking for position
>she's one of the 10/10s
>gorgeous face, long brown hair, pert little ass, perfect B cup tits
>she's immediately flirty in the interview
>hire her immediately
>keeps flirting with me occasionally
>reciprocate
>visit her at her desk when I'm bored and ask her about her day
>have an important meeting coming up
>she comes in to finalise some things
>adjusts my tie
>drop everything and start making out
>pushed back to desk
>start undressing her, I NEED to see these titties
>suck nipple
>she drops to her knees
>starts sucking my cock
>down there for a couple of minutes
>almost ready to cum
>pick her up
>turn her around, pin her to the desk
>push her tight skirt up over her tight little ass
>give it a little smack
>kiss her neck
>fuck her rawdog
>thinking whole time how ridiculously cliche this entire situation is, and asking myself if I'm in a movie
>bite her neck
>bury my cock
>cum fucking buckets
>collapse on desk
>recover
>get yelled at for being late to meeting
Couldn't have given less of a fuck, was the best orgasm in my life.

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>>80250450
>>adjusts my tie

>>80250450
Hope you lose your job.

>>80250651
I've moved to a new company, new assistant isn't nearly as hot, but that's fine since old assistant is my gf now.

>>80250450
cringe

>>80249363
I had some office sex but never with a subordinate. I'm too scared of a lawsuit for that

>>80250450
>little ass
>b cup tits
>10/10
breh

>>80250697
But her being my subordinate was half the excitement.

>>80250747
>>80250697
How do you get an "office" job?

What "qualifications" do I need?

>>80250450
Hey I watched that porno too

>>80250741
B cups are perfect, go fuck yourself.
>>80250802
idk, I talked to my university's career guidance people and they really helped me get the job. I only have a BA.
>>80250811
I realise how cheesy it sounds, but that's kinda the whole point.

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>>80250877
>idk, I talked to my university's career guidance people and they really helped me get the job. I only have a BA.

Alright, killing myself promptly, maybe hell has an office department.

>>80250952
Seems like an overreaction.

>>80251069
I'm just memeing senpai, I just don't know what to do, just going through the motions right now waiting for life to happen. It's just a little boring.

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>>80251145
>Just just just

is my subconscious trying to tell me something?

>>80250450
>>80250047
>>80249363
>it's an anon LARPs to impress strangers on the internet episode

>>80251199
If I was lying it wouldn't really be LARPing. Just RPing.

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>>80246526

>>80250450
I want to believe but you're on 4chan

>>80250527
women do this all the time to men they care about

one of my employees does this for me occasionally if i roll into work half hungover, but i would never fuck her because I'm a goddamned professional

>>80251359
Believe me, I'm a bit of a loser. First time I'd had sex in about 3 years. Didn't lose my virginity until I was 25. I spend the majority of my free time on here. I'm better than I was, I have a gf now at least, but I'm also 33 years old and still posting on 4chan.

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>>80251450
>because I'm a goddamned professional
>i roll into work half hungover

>>80251455
Now you're making it worse by constantly trying to defend yourself and now trying to make yourself into a relatable loser and shit. I don't believe you lost your virginity at 25. I do believe you're a 33 year old virgin though.

>>80251467
in my field (i work in a hotel) it's pretty goddamn common

work 7-7, go out til 3, come back in and repeat the process

this industry is filled with alcoholics and cokeheads

>>80251494
bully

>>80251455
> 33 years old and still posting on 4chan.

Hiro's cookie ad tracking put /tv/'s average age at 31

>>80246526
FBPB

>>80250450
>not even imaginative enough to come up with an original fantasy

what a sad, desperate faggot you are