>we need a Bloodborne movie But it already exists.

>tfw there will never be a sequel

I liked it. Was a fun movie to watch.

this has shit ratings basically everywhere

any gud?

>>80244825
This
>>80244866
Saw it as a kid, liked it was a kid.

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>>80244790
wrong. it was this.

>>80244790
this along with the Mummy is ultimate "watch on TV while staying at a hotel and eating pizza" kino.

The movie is literally and unironically in my top 10 because of how fun it is.

>>80244866
Yeah, watch it

>>80244790
Is that an automatic crossbow?

>>80245341
Damn right it is

>>80244790
Since nobody else will say it, this movie is Van Helsing. There's another movie, French-made, that inspired the Bloodborne hats.

>>80245341
Automatic gas powered to be precise

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>>80245358

>>80245387
>this movie is Van Helsing
Well, no shit. Everyone knew that

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>>80245458
I didn't

Movies that were dumb popcorn flicks and did it right

>>80244790
More like Castlevania, but okay.

>>80244866
Kate Beckinsale alone makes it watchable, it's also fucking fun as hell.

>>80244988
This. It's also /fa/ as fuck.

>>80245651
The crossbow really is A E S T H E T I C

someone post the sexy vampire bitches in their bat creature forms

>>80244866
It's really good, the effects still hold up pretty well, KB is a smoke and honestly the story is remarkably coherent for a popcorn flick.

>>80245792
aslso the best dracula

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Who /Kate and Lily/ here?

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>>80245358
>>80245411
>>80245454
>>80245651
>>80245708
Im sure the movie is like 6/10, but that crossbow seems so alpha that I now want to see it. And Jackman is not so bad of an actor either

>>80245845
Didn't Lily Mo post their address on /tv/ the other day?

>>80244988
T H I S
H
I
S

T B H
B
H

F A M
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I totally forgot Hugh Jackman played Van Helsing in that movie

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>>80245886
Yes.

She's probably in this thread right now.

>>80244866
It's kino

>>80245878
It's a 6-7/10, but the good kind that you don't regret watching.

>>80245893
Why do you have such a big picture for such a low quality picture of a reaction image?

>>80244866
It is unabashedly fun and is endlessly entertaining because of it.

>>80245886
She actually did, the absolute madwoman. Nothing funny came of it, though.

>>80245939
It's a me-me.

>>80245986
What's a me-me?
Is that like a maymay?

Watching right now dont let me down

>>80246019
One and the same.

>>80246019
It's short for mehmet

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Well shit now I wanna rewatch this movie, probably will do later

>>80245845
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnILQ8qRLCI
3:24

>>80244790
I really loved the setting, the costumes, the atmosphere and the colours, but for fuck's sake, why does it have to be so dumb?
I wish there was just a single really good Castlevania kino. Just anything gothic which isn't soaked in multiple levels of tounge-in-cheek irony and retarded action scenes.

>>80245893
>tfw didn't even realize it was him until this thread

>>80245878
>disregarding Kate
I mean, cmon

>no good vampire-killing games in years

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvWP6X_3jd4

>>80246107
>>80245920
Is she autistic?

>>80246234
She actually is the only thing I don't like about this movie.
Her dumb modern makeup and costume which doesn't fit in at all is just jarring. She's also a pointless """"""character"""""", and the vampire women were sexier by far.

>>80246295
slightly
why do you think she posts here?

>>80246313
That's a shit opinion, if I've ever seen one.
jk, gotta rewatch it, because it's been about 10 years and everything I remember from the movie is her ridiculous hips:waist ration

>>80246313
No reason to bully your mom like that, Lily.

>>80244988
Name?

>>80246313
Same. My favorite one dies first, though.

>>80246439
something something wolves

>>80246531
Thanks, cunt.

>>80244790
Faramir (based David Wenham) also played the friar in this.

I really liked the ham of the Dracula too.

>>80246439
Reverse search gave me brotherhood of the wolf

Aside from the CGI its fucking great and makes me want more monster mash movies.

Any chance the New Universal monster movies wont be shit?

>>80246313
her brother in the movie is fucking hot and gets shirtless so its a winner for me.

also i love her outfit got a replica

>>80246612
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=wolves+french+movie

>>80246698
Absolutely no chance.

It was the kind of silly fun film that was amusing to watch. Its no award winner but its good at at it does. Hugh Jackman is always watchable. David Wenham was amusing, Kate Beckinsale looks hot what more can you want.

>>80246717
Lily?

>>80246620

Richard Roxburgh is unironically one of the most underrated Australian actors of all time.

Check out Rake its a TV series with him.

>>80244790
>>80244988
>both are a halloween staple for me
>want to rewatch them in march now
fuck

>>80246723
>+french+movie
Oh. No thank you.

Did anyone else feel sorry for Frankenstein? Poor dude

When this movie first came out I was in second grade and there was a retarded kid in the classroom insisting that it was about a world where Wolverines lost his superpowers so he killed monsters with weapons.

>>80246836
Yeah. I was glad to see that they did Frankenstein properly.

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>>80246841
>second grade in 2004

>>80246785
;)

>>80246792
It is actually brutal as fuck and a straightforward action movie. I dislike the french as much as you, but this was fucking good.

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Choose wisely.
I choose Dracula

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hpb60-TVvM

Soundtrack was GOAT

>>80246918
I don't have an opinion about french people, really - I just detest the language. It sounds so disgusting.

>>80246717
are you grill?

>it's a /tv/ circlejerks over a shitty film because reddit hates it

>>80247027
Fuck off, retard.

Vampire titties

>>80247076
No nipples

>>80247017
aye

>>80247099
>Like it's a bad thing

>>80247027
cuck

>>80246942
Tfw no vampire lover with whore nails
why live

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>Girl is in the thread laughing at us again.

>>80247114
>>80246892
TRANSYLVANIA

>>80244988
>>80246439
>>80246665
Oh wow I watched this like 10 years ago
extratorrents here I come

>>80246942
redhead > blonde > brunette

and i normally go for brunettes

>the early to mid 2000s will never return

Kill me

>>80246971
There's a decent dub

>>80247156
no im not.

>>80247191
The redhead was hot, shame she died so early

>>80247123
It absolutely isn't.

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>>80247210
Merry me!

>>80247217
The blonde dies first. The redhead dies later when she gets acid thrown at her face.

>>80247193
I cant say this is the WORST thing ever

but it was a weirdly fun time

>>80245534
how old are you?

>>80247246
uk?

>>80247247
Actually, she heals after that. The friar guy stakes her.

>>80244988

It also weirdly reminds me of Soul Calibur.

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>>80247274
I'm a Yank. Sorry love, I'll just go back to fapping to cheeseburgers

>>80247365
There are worse ways to spend a night.

How is Solomon Kane? I've been tempted to see it due to liking Van Helsing but haven't had the chance yet.

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>>80244790
What other movies share this aesthetic?

>>80247210
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N

>>80247386

It's a lot darker and more serious than Van Helsing but still fun in its own way.

>>80247401
this was shit, but my fucking god Gemma looked gorgeous

>>80247365
MI?

>>80247365
aww nevermind thanks for the kek tho!

i'm looking for a selene replica outfit. dont suppose you know anywhere i can get one. ebay is rubbish.

>>80247401
I've seen that movie, but I don't remember anything about it. Obviously, they're witch hunters. Did one of them end up being part witch?

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>>80247210

>>80247419
yes.

>>80247433
she is but im biased.

>>80247401
>do capeshit
>will always be a ranged hero

>>80247456
Heh.

>>80244988
Bored me to tears, this movie.

>>80247401
I liked it actually

>>80247433
You're shit

>>80247444
Chekt

I can't remember but it's worth watching

>>80247205
>dub
>decent
>ever

>>80247435
Ask Len Wiseman (the Underworld director and Kate's ex-husband) on Instagram. He gets barely any comments and responds to most of them, and designed the Selene suits and allegedly owns a few.

https://www.instagram.com/lenwiseman/

>>80247456
kek im not american love, i know we have fatties here but no where near as many as yoous do.

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>>80246698
>Aside from the CGI
I don't think it was that bad for its time iirc.

>>80247401
This was 100% trash

>>80247512
ty bb!

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>>80247520
But you are a man

>>80247191
This.

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>>80247588
>ty bb!

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The tie-in game was fucking great, too, it was just a Devil May Cry rip off but done well.

>>80247595
kek got my head bitten off earlier because no girls allowed here now you saying im a man.

hey as long as we can all banepost together you can call me an orange, its aoo good bro.

>>80246942
More like Chadcula

>that anon pretending to be Lily Mo

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>>80247669
Sorry m'lady

>>80247641
Play Lords of Shadow

Also
>tfw movie tie-in games aren't a thing anymore

>>80247711
How did he get her address though. Was it leaked somewhere else?

>>80244790
It's spot-on in the beast hunting aspect but a true Bloodborne movie needs to have Lovecraftian elements too.

>>80244988
An intelligent pick. But again:

see this>>80247799

>>80247444
Sister was part witch

>>80247636
please stop posting pics of yourself, you need to go to /soc/ for that

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>>80247730

>>80244790

This movie is fucking awful.

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>>80247852

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>>80247401
That movie was 10/10 kek
Jeremy Renner is absolute mememaster in everything he is in

>>80247934
nice hat, post your pics on /soc/ you might find some luck, a lot of them on there are into beastiality-you may get laid!

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>>80247938
>Thanks for giving me a ride in the slutmobile, John
>please don't call it that, Jeremy
>fuck that shit John when are you coming over to my house to laugh at Jenna Fischer tweets

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>>80247959
>nice hat

>>80244790
nah son, thats a castlevania movie

>>80248010
>tries to insult me by posting a highly sucessful youtuber who gets promos, money and lots of pussy

fucking hell you really are retarded kek.

>>80247477
this. it looked so good from the trailers and than it was so fucking boring.

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>>80248000
kek
Why does Krasinski look so miserable in every single pic taken in vicinity of Renner

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>>80248044
>highly successful
>youtuber

>>80247433
She always does, desu.

>>80248044
>lots of pussy

All your bullshit was 25% believable until that line

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>>80247433
She was hotter in Clash of the Titans

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>>80248044
>highly sucessful youtuber

>>80247669
i fucking hate women fuck off

>>80247527
Still looks pretty good. If they'd toned down those goofy fucking faces they pull when they're monsters it would've been perfect

>>80248101
sometimes she's too fat
>>80248167
didn't even remember she was in it

>>80248241
sucks for you

>>80248255
>sometimes she's too fat
disagree desu

Van Hellsing was fantastic and the amount of cheese given off by Dracula was fantastic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVWrVCLs8ms

also prime Beckinsale (and prime Jackman for that matter)

>>80247527
>that fucking kick at 0:19
Jesus.

>>80245893
Literally watched this film loads as a kid and didn't realise either

>>80247768
Dracula Untold is pretty similar to Lords of Shadow 2.

>>80247841
Thought so. That's pretty dumb.

>>80248477
so it's shit and has an anti-climactic ending?

>>80247527
>>80248440
fucking lol

>>80248498
Yeah it was predictable as hell

>>80248167
Medusa was hotter in that movie.

>>80248292
I know you worship the THICC meme in here, but I prefer her slimmer.

>>80248523
>anti-climactic
It made perfect sense for Satan to possess Alucard like the little bitch he was. Gabriel already kicked his ass in the previous game.

>>80247768
I've played both, they're okay, second one was disappointing, wanted to be straight up evil Dracula

>>80248607
No I'm not even a T H I C Cposter desu, I just legitimely think she lookes better with a fuller figure

>>80248615
I was hoping they'd make a third one (or at least a DLC) with Inner Dracula taking over. Seems like a missed opportunity.

Is there some precedence to the whole vampires vs werewolves thing? Or did it start with this movie?

>>80248713
It definitely didnt start with this movie, I am curious where the trope of "Vampires vs. Werewolves" did start though

>>80248713
There were some crossover movies in the forties.

>>80244866
very fun movie

i didn't like the dracula but village scenes are tight

>>80248713
It's not even the first Vampires vs Werewolves movie starring Kate Beckinsale.
Vampires vs Werewolves is a semi-logical match up since they appeared in similar stories from similar writes during a similar time and shared an audience. In the 90s it became a staple of bad goth fan fiction and pen and paper RPGs (which Underworld was largely based on).

Personally, I sort of like vampires (although I'm not a huge fan) but find werewolves very dull.

>>80244866
ist so dumb and campy

>>80247313
Nothing weird in this anon, Gans is a fan of Soul Calibur so it was clearly a inspiration for him at the time

>>80244988
That fucking movie man. Watched it a few months ago with my friends. Was fucking ridiculous and fun to watch.

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>>80249136
That's a very unflattering photograph.

>>80244866
It's shit.

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>>80244866
I never understood why it was so hated by critics. I bet if it was released today with all the quip loving bullshit movies that are popular now, it would have been better received.

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>>80244790
I want to make a Van Helsing build in Bloodborne

>Father Gascoigne garb

what else? I forgot what he uses in the movie as weapons aside the crossbow

>>80244866
No

It's really bad. Was a junior in high school and thought it was fucking terrible at the time. Still terrible now.

>>80249512
That pizza cutter weapon would fit nicely.

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>>80249512
The Hunter Set is better suited for Van helsing.

I actually didn't know the Mummy guy did this movie but after you find out it makes perfect sense.

>>80245651
>Praise Sigmar!

>>80249889
>top hat
Fuckin' gaaay.

>>80248813
>but find werewolves very dull

Werewolves have been pretty badly handled, I think, and quite one dimensional. They come from a pretty specific place that isn't terribly relatable anymore - the fear of wolves. The vast majority of the western world doesn't have it anymore, and there's little reason to, we killed a ton of them off. Ireland used to be infested with them and was known colloquially as Wolf Land up until the 1700s when they were systematically genocided. France's native wolf population was decimated into near extinction in the 1760s with the Beast of Gevaudan panic - a werewolf panic, no less. Wolves are fucking huge, easily as big as a person, and we tend to forget that. Huskies look wolfish but are inbred dogs, they lack the sheer size of true wolves.

In stories and legends, werewolves had a satanic aspect to them, people performed rituals or donned magical items to transform into them. The Beast of Gevaudan, one of the men accused of being the werewolf, claimed he had received a wolf skin and ointment from a nameless 'Master of the Forest', when he rubbed the ointment on his skin and donned the pelt, he became a werewolf. In the 'Werewolf Rock' legend from Germany, there's a magical belt which you put on to become a werewolf. Nowadays, after stuff like American Werewolf in London, we always assume a physical, and always painful transformation, and I think it removes some of the alien, mystical nature of the werewolf.

>>80249512
>old hunter top hat
>gascoigne garb
>yahar'gul gloves
>gascoigne trousers
>skill/bloodtinge build, use simon's bow, chaingun to emulate repeat crossbow and blades of mercy to emulate his spinning blade things

>>80244790
I honestly love the movie. It was probably one of the few movies where the werewolf actually looked like a fucking wolf and wasn't just retarded like the harry potter one.

Is Bloodborne the most overrated game this gen?

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>>80250521
Nope

>>80250521
No it's just PC players are buttmad it won't get ported trying to convince themselves it's bad. It's honestly a fantastic game and the DLC is some of the best the devs have ever made.

>>80246109
Watch Hammer horror. Especially the Karnstein trilogy.

>>80250656
Noted. Thanks for the recommendation.

>>80250652
I have Bloodborne and I can attest to that statement. The game isn't bad but holy shit, it is disgustingly overrated.

>>80250559
t. sonygger

>>80250685
I have to respectfully disagree.

>>80248384
he was one of the best draculas ive ever seen and i loved all the cliche stuff he did like walk on walls, hold masquerades and overreact to everything.
>dont you have a heart
>NO I HAVE NO HEART, NO FEELINGS, NO...LOVE

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>>80247527
looks decent for its time but still dated. what i like about older cgi, which you see in movies like this and lotr. is that whatever they're making seems to fit into the background better than modern stuff. like todays cgi is really, really good but t always seems jarringly separated from the set pieces. look at this from fantastic beasts, it looks like its popping 3d outta the screen rather than being part of the movie.

>>80249478
exactly my thoughts. Everything the critics disliked about it is what gets you a 80%+ on RT nowadays

The outfits are great in this, the clothes they put Kate in are the stuff of legends.

>>80252093
modern movies try so hard to make CGI "realistic" or super detailed, and forget to make it fit in the scene.

the Van Helsing Dracula/gabriel fight is amazing because while they are CGI, it seems to me- (and I may be wrong) that the set is real, and actually gets damaged practically.

which if true, is astonishing

>>80244988
>Two guys wearing yharnum hunter garb killing wolf like creatures and crazed humans

This checks out

>>80245651
>come close good hunter, let the echoes become your strength.

>>80244866
its a shlocky love letter to the old dracula and frankenstein films