>its a great movie, that has no flaws so /tv/ hates it episode

LOGAN would have been MoS tier withought sir patrick stuart elevating it to Iron Man 1 tier.

Basically a solid movie that only seems GOAT because its been surrounded by mediocrity latley

>>80240037
Nah its goat
better than all of tdk,movies, Better then guardian of memes,
LITERALLY THE ONLY CAPEKINO MOVIE OUT THERE

>LE MATURE CAPESHIT
>LE BLOOD AND BAD SWEARS
>COWBANGA FUCK YOU NIGGER

gtfo with this capeshit faggot you are a waste of human sperm

>>80240185
>le I HABS NO ARGUMENTS
>SO I PUT LE IN FRONT OF EVERyTHING
>CAUSE THAT MAKES MY OPINION VALID

>Wolverine has super healing!
>Can't fight off metal poisoning but can heal a nuclear blast

Retarded.

>>80240232
>LE I DID NOT PAY ATTENTION IN THE MOVIE CAUSE IM RETARDED EPISODE

>>80240185
>Complaining about Film on the Television and Film board
>>80240161
>better than all of tdk,movies
No. It's good but not better than TDK

>>80240442
It's on par at least

>when baby wolverine turns the cross into an X

KINO

the amount of people confused about why he is no longer healing or as strong is mind boggling

no wonder we now have 2 hours of exposition in these fucking movies now

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>>80240185
>I don't have any arguments so I'll put "le" in front of everything

>>80240232
The metal poisoning counteracts his healing you fucking dumbass, of course you didn't like the movie if you didn't pay any attention.

>le

>>80240037

As a chick flick, yes, it has no flaws. It has lots of makes-you-cry scenes and the ending was perfect Titanic-like-ending-gonna-make-you-cry-for-day ending.

>>80240232
>corn syrup makes mutants weaker
>Wolverine can't take the poisoning because of it
>starts dying
So?
What's wrong with that?

>>80240572
You have to be really retarded not to get that

>>80240037
>Stays with black family for dinner even though the bad guys can reliably track them even into hotel complexes
>Xavier begs to stay the night to guarantee their deaths - Logan complies.

Yes. This movie is truly "kino".

>>80240620
>nuclear radiation won't counteract healing
>but metal poisoning will

keep defending your lame plot-hole-full movie with lame plot-hole-full arguments

>>80240691

Its not your fault.

>>80240037
Just got back from seeing it. It was very entertaining, very bleak at the start.

One thing that is bugging me right now is, I completely missed the reason why Laura was more important than the other kids... It was like, "oh okay, since they are all there might as well snatch them but GIT DA GURL"

Did I miss something?

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>>80240661
>It's a he did not pay attention to the movie episode
HOLY FUCK DO FAGGOT ON /tv/ have the attention span of a retarded fucking toddler?

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>>80240589
>i can't refute truth that follows le so i'll just focus on the le instead

kek

>>80240749
Doesn't work that way.

>>80240037
It's vapid, mindless violence porn with no cinematic value.

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>Cornstarch beats one of the strongest healing factors known to comics

Can't make this shit up.

>>80240652
>nuclear radiation makes mutants fatally weaker
>wolverine can take it
>starts healing
So?
What's wrong with you?

>>80240742
She is his ''kid'' and it's also really easy to do tests on her. due to her healing. And the daughter of the wolverine can be a really dangerous thing to their operation, in the future.

>>80240542
At that point I one tear, then when she made the X I shed another tear in eye.

>>80240787
Hello Armond hows the weather today?

>>80240838
Okay, being daughter of the Wolverine I can get.. But making it easy to test on her is bullshit reason because they have the X24 for equal purpose.

And they wanted to kill her, not test on her !

>>80240661

Women don't care about logic just that is tragically sad. So to them it doesn't matter if what led to the tragedy makes sense as long as there are many scenes that make them cry. As a chick flick, it is kino.

>>80240838
>And the daughter of the wolverine can be a really dangerous thing to their operation, in the future.

Nah, Corn Syrup will kill her.

Someone should tell the Hulk over in Marvel to keep away from Corn Syrup.

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>>80240762

Yes, it does not and should not work that way but you do it anyway and ignore the truth and focus on the word le instead.

>>80240885
But X24 has a weaker healing factor, that's why shotgun nig was able to slow him down.

>>80240884
not an argument

I havent seen Logan yet but its a piece of shit

>>80240943
Must have been some corn syrup near by or on the shotgun shells.

>>80240232
>>80240620
your both fucking dumbasses

the GMO stuff was depressing his healing abilities, combined with the shitty lifestyle and adamantium it was killing him slowly

>>80240896
It would weaken her, but not kill her. And I think the mutants will realize soon enough whats happening. Not everything is spelled out in the movie. I am gonna go see it again, to get a better understanding. the first time you watch a movie like this you are more focused on the ''main plot'' you get what I mean?

>>80240930
Welcome to 4chan.

>>80240037
Blood Father is better.

>>80240037
>its a great movie
*it's
and sure

> that has no flaws
lmao are you fucking serious?
this is why no one takes capeshit fans seriously

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>>80240787

It's actually softpedoporn.

>>80240972
Lol go back to /v/ you fucking contrarion.

>>80240956
>Literally only one pair of tits in the entire movie
Get out christfag and kill yourself pls

>>80240995

You'd think that the scientist at the end spelling it out and calling it polio might've clued them in.

>>80240098
This.

The movie was good, but it wasn't goat.
Only marvel-fanboys longing for the hay-day of superhero movies thinks it's a masterpiece.

Best marvel movie though.

>>80241040
>not an argument jpeg

>>80240995
Woah there buddy, calm down.

Don't make me get out the Corn Syrup.

>>80240807

That's what happens when they get a writer-director whose main experience is writing and directing chick flicks and romcoms.

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So now that the X-Men franchise under fox has four confirmed good movies it's safe to say it's a better separate property than Marvel's own shit. Marvel only has two legit good movies in their library.

>>80240995
Thats shitty plot device. Give one valid reason why his healing couldn't over come it?

Remember you're talking about a guy that regenerates from his skeleton alone after nuclear blasts.

>>80241092
It's not marvel, marvel characters. Yes
You think marvel would be able to make such kino?

>>80240037
>that has no flaws
Mexican nurse's footage, those kids at the end, forced "daddy" and Laura's speech almost ruined it. Story had some flaws too.

>>80241154
The mutant gene gets repressed.
so their is nothing to heal.

>>80241154
>Give one valid reason why his healing couldn't over come it?

Not the girl you're talking to but my answer to your question is: because the writer-director said so. That's all girls need as long as they get to bawl their eyes out watching movies.

>>80241058
>projecting this hard
what do tits have to do with anything?

>>80241197
>Mexican nurse footage,
not a flaw.
> those kids at the end,
Explain?
>forced daddy
kind of forced not really a flaw though.

>>80240098
I'm sorry, you're making it sound like Man of Steel is good, and better than Iron Man even

must be a mistake, obviously. because MoS is hot garbage. any sane person knows that.

>>80241154
>Thats shitty plot device
I agree

>>80241154

Gene therapy specifically targets the mutant gene. A few years of exposure to it has weakened him significantly, allowing the Adamantium poisoning to have a growing effect on him.

Logan is drinking, eating and consuming that shit constantly. Add in the adamantium and the body can only take so much.

>>80241262
>his ''criticism''>>80240787

>>80240037
i normally hate superhero movies, i went to see this with my father because he insisted. i was very surprised, it was objectively a great movie.

>>80241290
Quiet shill.

Haven't you got some quips to go turn into gifs?

>>80241288
>Explain?
Powers that felt completely out of place, terrible acting, running nigglet.

>>80240037
>no flaws
The villains were shit even though the franchise had great villains like Magneto in the past
>generic evil scientist who does nothing but talk
>generic evil mercenary dude with robot arm who does nothing but talk
>evil Logan
They managed to be shittier than Apocalypse.

>>80240037

Pic unrelated

>>80241345

It's a great movie for you because you don't like/enjoy superhero movies you prefer chick flicks so naturally you'll like Logan since it's basically a chick flick. Your dad's gay, btw.

It was pretty shit tbqhwyl

>>80241333
>Tits=violence
???

>>80241378
>The villains were shit even though the franchise had great villains like Magneto in the past
Villiains were not the point of this kino.
>Logan
What do you think that clone means?
Did you even watch the movie. or did you not pay attention like all the contrarians on /tv/

>>80241128
>laura's speech
>not getting it was from the movie she was watching with Charles
>not getting the implications

>>80241468
>Villiains were not the point of this kino.

Yes, the point is "relationship drama" which is what chick flicks are all about.

>>80241154
Apples and oranges. You might as well ask why fire can't burn a swimming pool even though it can destroy a skyscraper.

>>80241468
If if they weren't the point they could have put a little more effort into them.
A good villain can greatly improve a movie for me and unfortunately this movie's villains fucking sucked.
I enjoyed the movie a lot but it isn't flawless.

>aboslute mediocre movie
>shilled the shit out of it
>"It's KINO"

wew lad

>>80241459
Sorry, I am retarded, read that wrong thought he meant
Violence(comma)porn.
>Having action =bad
>when the action is not forced and makes sense

>>80241492
>laura's speech

That's another thing girls love: angsty teary-eyed monologues.

>>80241526
My mistake, I forgot genes survive after a nuclear blast and thats why he was able to heal it.

>>80241553
maybe that's why I liked it then.

Teehee, silly boys.

>>80241553
>>80241507
Literally has no arguments. so he starts saying it's a >chickflick. cause he is a insecure ''alpha male'' that needs to prove himself on /tv/

>>80241526

Incorrect analogy. We're talking about a bomb that can destroy a building but strangely plot-holishly won't destroy a swimming pool.

I can safely say that Logan is the worst and most pointless film I have ever witnessed. It is a pathetic "slasher" flick that panders to our lowest and most voyeuristic, rubberneck instincts. It attempts to seduce the weakest, sickest, and most gladiatorial part of human nature. The part that yearns to view blood and gore when we drive by a car crash.

What's worse is that Logan brutally wastes some of the most extraordinary talents in the entertainment industry. Patrick Stewart, one of the most brilliant Shakespearean actors of our time, and Hugh Jackman one of the finest film and Broadway talents ever, have been paid lavishly to compromise their talents egregiously. The real tragedy of this film is to witness these two brilliant, and gifted actors sell their souls to the Hollywood cesspool, or is it Deadpool? The same pool that once spawned some powerful, ethical, inspirational, and entertaining CGI Marvel heroes. That pool has stagnated, and it starting to get putrid.

One decapitation and impaling after another, it also drags children into the psychotic slashing mayhem. As if it's not bad enough that adults could conceivably behave in such a way, to create heroic images of demonic bloodthirsty innocents is unconscionable.

The only comfort arising from this tasteless and gratuitous dung heap of mizzled gore is that Charles and Logan are finally shanked beyond repair. No more Wolverine, or Professor Charles Xavier. Thank God! My fear is that Marvel is simply making way for another generation of young actors to be proselytized for the sake of even more gruesome, sick, twisted and bloodthirsty voyeurism.

If I could get a refund for my ticket, and the popcorn, I would. Calling Logan a lame and insulting piece of crap would be too generous.

>>80241290
Underage detected

>>80241559
First of all >comic book
>adamantium
All his organs were pretty much intact.
so genes would survive.
>pulling shit from shitty comic books
>WHEN LITERALLY EVERYTHING has happened in them.

>>80241644
/thread

>>80241644
>buying popcorn
>not smuggling some nuggets from a nearby Burger King
what a fag

>>80241290

MoS is better than Iron Man and this is an art board, feel free to go back to /co/ if you disagree

>>80241644
>e weakest, sickest, and most gladiatorial part of human nature. The part that yearns to view blood and gore when we drive by a car crash.
>What's worse is that Logan brutally wastes some of the most extraordinary talents in the entertainment industry. Patrick Stewart, one of the most brilliant Shakespearean actors of our time, and Hugh Jackman one of the finest film and Broadway talents ever, have been paid lavishly to compromise their talents egregiously. The real tragedy of this film is to witness these two brilliant, and gifted actors sell their souls to the Hollywood cesspool, or is it Deadpool? The same pool that once spawned some powerful, ethical, inspirational, and entertaining CGI Marvel heroes. That pool has stagnated, and it starting to get putrid.
>One decapitation and impaling after another, it also drags children into the psychotic slashing mayhem. As if it's not bad enough that adults could conceivably behave in such a way, to create heroic images of demonic bloodthirsty innocents is unconscionable.
>The only comfort arising from this tasteless and gratuitous dung heap of mizzled gore is that Charles and Logan are finally shanked beyond repair. No more Wolverine, or Professor Charles Xavier. Thank God! My fear is that Marvel is simply making way for another generation of young actors to be proselytized for the sake of even more gruesome, sick, twisted and bloodthirsty voyeurism.
>If I could get a refund for my ticket, and the popcorn, I would. Calling Logan a lame and insulting piece of crap would be too generous.
>being this autistic
>making a huge fucking essay
>literally make no arguments other then
>le violence

>movie and entire world is based on FANTASY and superheroes
>WHY IS HE DYING IF HE CAN'T DIE?
>WHY IS THE STRONGEST MIND IN THE XMEN GOING SENILE?
people get old.. isn't wolverine supposed to be like 100 ? was he expected to live forever at 100% wellness ?

>>80241718
>man of reddit meem from /co/ is back
You go back to your home board with him you degenerate tasteless /co/ plebeian. You will not pretend capeshit is anything more than trash again on my cinema board.

>>80241644
this is 4chan, not your blog. nobody cares

>>80241750
>this capeshit is better than this capeshit
>capeshit is all trash!!

You need to go back Pedro

>>80241582
>>80241597

I'm not saying it's a bad movie. I'm simply saying that it should be reviewed/critiqued as a chick flick because it is a chick flick intended for girls. That's the main reason they got a writer-director whose main experience is writing and directing chick flicks and romcoms. As a chick flick it is a good movie because it delivers what girls want in a movie which is basically relationship drama, scenes that make you cry and an ending that will really make you sad like Logan's ending.

My main complaint would be that trailers should accurately reflect what the movie is so that people who do watch the movie will get what they expect. If you make trailers designed trick people into thinking the movie is something that it is not just so they'll pay and watch then you'll get all the butthurt anger you're seeing.

>>80241644
10/10 I come from the future and Marvel will never recover from this. Logan was forgotten three weeks from this time point

>>80241827
>logan
>marvel
HOLY FUCK I THOUGHT TV KNEW ABOUT THIS SHIT

>>80241736
he was born in the 1880s
so 150 maybe

>>80241814
fuck off autist

>>80241783
This is a film board where you tourists pretend flicks are good because of your lack of real cienma experiences. Go back now before I stomp you back.
>>80241797
Capeshit is all trash, /co/ tourist. You tried this cancer with Avengers 1, TDKR, MoS, then you tried to claim these movies were some other genre pretending to be capeshit like with Iron man 3(Lethal weapon) Captain American 2(spy thriller), Guardians of the Galaxy(Star Wars OT) and then you desperately tried to pander to the patricians with BvS. You will not infect this art board.

>>80241852
Looking at the movies he has directed. Proves that he has not only made rom coms.
And all of his rom coms have gotten shitty reviews, But he does focus on movies about human relations with each other. but that does not =Romantic comedy

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>>80241875
>unable to refute truth
>resort to screaming fuck off autist

lmao

>>80241923
>implying the faggots that liked BVS Aren't /tv/ contrarians

>>80241814
His focus is drama, literally almost all the most popular movies in the world are drama

>>80241357
>>80241648
>>80241718
god I hate shitposters.

>>80241875

I apologize if what i posted angered or hurt you. I can only assume that you realized you like chick flicks and that embarrasses you but you shouldn't be ashamed of that.

>>80240037
faggot contrarians disliking good shit does not make you patrician

i just literally got finished watching this movie and it was amazing

fuck anyone who says anything else

fuck you

>>80240098
fuck you
>>80240185
fuck you
>>80240232
fuck you
>>80240442
fuck you
>>80240630
fuck you
>>80240661
fuck you
>>80240691
fuck you
>>80240749
fuck you
>>80240787
fuck you
>>80240807
fuck you
>>80240811
fuck you
>>80242014
youre a humongous faggot

too many niggers to quote and say fuck you to

>>80242065

I'm not saying drama is not the most popular type of movies. It cannot be denied that women comprise a large percentage of the viewing public which accounts for the popularity of films like Titanic and the high ratings of women-centric TV shows.

I am saying that the company's intention is to produce a movie that will appeal to women which is why they hired a writer-director whose main experience is chick dramas.

>>80240037
too many fight scenes.

prof X being a total retard in opting for them to spend the night on a farm when they're being chased

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>>80242200
>what i like is good what you like is bad
>stop liking what i don't like
>i have no intelligent counter-argument so i'll just scream fuck you

>>80241852
In the first Wolverine movie, he was 13 in 1845, so that means he was born in 1832. Logan takes place in 2029, so that makes him 197 years old.

The biggest flaw in Logan that I couldn't stand was the video the nurse made. Completely unrealistic, full of video editing (what, did she rip the video off her phone into Final Cut or something?), the photography stops being secretive at one point (imagine a nurse just randomly whips out her phone and starts recording shit for no reason in your top secret lab. That wouldn't happen).

But, the movie is so evocative, I overlooked it in the end.

>>80242212
Yeah you are shit poster
Trying to get me pissed off.
No one is this retarded

>>80242274
>im a faggot hahaha

go back to /pol/ledit

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>>80242200
Don't worry I'm sure the babbies over on /co/ are going to love Guardians 2 and Justice League!!

>>80242282
>The biggest flaw in Logan that I couldn't stand was the video the nurse made. Completely unrealistic, full of video editing
Its 2029
also, how do know that she did not have laptop at her disposal?

>>80242345
keep posting hilarious memes
+1 upvotes

>>80241736
>People get old

People get old because their cells stop regenerating, and oh look at that, Wolverine has super healing. That fucker is immortal and invulnerable due to adamantium.

But nope, Corn Syrup.

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>>80242371
You like memes too? Nice!! Justice League is going to be "hella f*ckin epic" "for you" then

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>>80242376
>It's hes talking out of his ass when he knows nothing episode

>>80242274
From what I've seen there are two camps.

Camp one likes the movie, and is comprised of all sorts of people, including people that don't like comic book movies, which is fairly impressive seeing as it is based on comic books. I'm part of this camp, I thought it was a legitimately good film, especially seeing as many recent films sucked complete ass.

Camp two has been comprised of either misguided /pol/ users who think it is immigration propaganda, contrarians, people that continuously spam that they hate capeshit, and moral anti-violence nuts.

Yeah I like being part of camp one.

>>80242376
The adamantium is literally poisoning him which diminishes his healing more and more.

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>>80242290
>Yeah you are shit poster

Ah, I see. I politely reply and clarify and you ignore what I said. You are trolling. Or maybe you're not the anon I replied to but you're still trolling. Anyway, at least other anons will read what I posted and at least my posts benefits someone so it wasn't a waste. Thank you for the opportunity, anyway.

>>80240098
fpbp

>>80242417
>Thinks people get old because of magic

>>80242435
>this

>>80242439
Yes which means he is never at full healing capability because he's pre-occupied. But the point of healing is that he heals.

No amount of "gene-diminishing" screen writer wank will stop that.

Can't kill Magneto? Corn Syrup
Can't kill Phoenix Force Jean Grey? Corn Syrup
Can't kill Apocalypse? Corn Syrup.

Etc etc etc

>>80242411
literally no one else is talking about capeshit
you just assume we all like that bullshit
it is somewhat clear that you are young (read as irrelevant) and arrogant or just plain retarded

keep being an ebin shitposting memester and pretend you belong here

The only movie honestly feel bad about not paying to see. I should go watch it at the theater alone tomorrow

>>80242592
just watch it on streaming sites
its fucking terrible
typical anti-white garbo movie
Wolverine is a tired old man
Star Trek guy is a lunatic who only yells or cries
Then you have some 6 year old beaner girl who needs to get to Canada because evil whitey in USA wants to kill her

>>80242542
The poison is fucking building up for 50 years at that point.
And the mutants mostlikely got killed by Professor X spazzing out

>>80241852
when did the admanatium go into his body?

>>80242435

I slightly agree. Camp one are basically people who believe drama is the only good type of film. They especially like lots of dramatic talking. I remember one film critic on TV who didn't like a movie because, and he actually said these words, there was not enough talking.

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>>80241814

>>80242650
>its fucking terrible
>typical anti-white garbo movie
>Star Trek guy
>6 year old beaner girl

holy shit /pol/ redditors pls kys

>>80241507
>This movie is for girls and girls are icky
You're a faggot anon.

>>80242706
not an argument

>Lo Gan

is this the most angry and bitter thread on /tv/ ever?

I had a marathon of all the X-Men movies in preparation for this, seeing it on Tuesday, I'm ready.

The wolverine was the best wolverine centric movie out of the bunch.

>>80242733
>not an argument
confirmed for redditor

>>80242547
I am one of the purest distillations of patrician /tv/ on this board and I say that this movie is worthless video game imdb inflected reddit pandering. Anybody who enjoys stuff like this is likely a video game player/reddit browser and has far less of a right to be here than me, someone who would kill for the cinema in a heartbeat.

>>80241290
>he still thinks man of steel is bad
I thought we had converted all of you...

>>80242794
Good goy

>>80242777
The movie sucked
I turned it off about 30 minutes in
I don't appreciate anti-white tropes

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Loligan was cute
she was a mary sue though
it was fun watching the fat nigger pup """"""""""""""""run""""""""""""""""

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>>80242475
Anything that has drama in it is = chickflick
Yeah you are a retarded, you are a Insecure ''alpha male''
that continuously needs to prove his masculinity. When you see anything that you deem ''feminine'' (and there was nothing feminine in that movie)
by acting like this >HAH dude you like Logan wow dude you do realize it's a chickflick right
>they were like showing emotions ans shit
>not being fucking a robots its obviously means its a fucking chickflick
Then you think you yourself WOW people must think I am so masculine
also It's mostly horror movies that's targeted at females, and of course Romantic comedy.Logan is a drama, and I know you're insecure. and you want to prove your masculinity. by saying anything that has feelings involved is for chicks. You are just a insecure ''alpha male''

>>80242794
ppffffahahahaha holy shit end yourself

>>80242705

Thank you for the compliment.

inb4 newfag does not know what it means
I do know what it means but I don't consider it an insult. It's like kids thinking "nerd" or "geek" is an insult but really it's not. You're basically saying that someone is intelligent and you think being intelligent is an insult.

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>"the toe knife is the obvious evolutionary next step due to female lions and shit."
Sure Prof. Just keep taking your crazy pills

>>80242718

Nowhere in any of my posts did I say girls are icky. But then you're just trolling trying to make me angry. Sorry, troll-anon, but I'm in a good mood today. Been in a good mood past weeks actually ever since I started my meds and they're working thankfully.

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>>80242868
>>80242893

>>80243003
How am I being edgy? I am mocking that retard

they could have had more bonding between laura and logan

>>80243046
sorry it wasnt meant 4u it was for >>80242893

>>80242868

Are you the troll-anon who's recently just joined itt? But in case you're not, I'll reply to your post:

No, I do not believe that all drama films are chick flicks. Which is why in my earlier posts I specifically stated "relationship drama" but unfortunately I got tired of typing in my later posts and just typed "drama" so it is forgivable that you would think this.

Logan is a chick flick because it has drama-tragedy scenes that is intended to appeal to girls. I would like to emphasize that I am NOT saying all drama scenes are intended to appeal to girls. I am saying that there are scenes in Logan intended for girls. These are scenes that try to make them cry because that is what girls look for in movies. This is the reason why the decision-makers hired a director with experience in chick flicks and romcoms.

>>80240098

Lol, MoS is utter shit, Logan would be MoS tier if it featured Adam Sandler, Rob Schneider and was directed by Uwe Boll. Maybe

>>80243003

Again, thank you.

>>80242906
>evolutionary next step
But he never said that.
He compared it to gender dimorphism

>>80242856
>probably some irish descendant who thinks hes white

kys faggot

>>80242274
fuck you

>>80243178
People dying
>people cry
>=chickflick
You are not a alpha

>>80242868

actually, you're the one who sounds insecure. lol

>>80243240
It was still literally the worst lines in the movie.

>>80241142

I would ask which two movies, but I would get an answe 'obscure shit nobody liked #1' and 'obscure shit nobody liked #2'

>>80241644
>I can safely say that Logan is the worst and most pointless film I have ever witnessed.

LITERALLY stopped reading right there. Holy shit, you are fucking pathetic.

>>80243259

if you're young and handsome, i'll let you provided i get to fuck you also.

>>80243262

don't worry, honey, nobody thinks you're beta so stop saying alpha. you're anon here.

>>80243228
you're welcome weeb.

>>80243262
>projecting
>insecure people irl will think he's not alpha

kek

>>80240748
So I'm supposed to believe they thought they had the time to eat dinner and sleep with a family when they literally just got attacked when they did the same thing at a Casino/Hotel? It's a plot hole. Either that or the audience is supposed to accept that Xavier became even more senile after escaping the Hotel, and Logan's adamantium clouded his logical thinking just as much.

Christ. No fucking wonder /tv/ worships these comic book movies. 'Kino" is actually taken unironically here.

>amazing movie
>tv contrarians hate it

like clockwork

I watch any movie /tv/ shits on, those are always great. Incidently, shit /tv/ loves, like BvS or Man of Steel is utter shit. I love that 'opposite day' mentality of this place, lol

>dumb niggers still shilling that corn was weakening the powers.

thats not how dna works anon, it suppress the mutant gene, this only affects new mutants. wolverine is just getting older and his body is combating toxicity poisoning.

>>80243372
>>80243338
>>80243281
>its a they have no arguments so they turn my argument on me episode
I don't think I am an alpha, I think the concept of alpha and beta does not really apply to humans anymore.
But you faggots obvioulsy not read through the thread and seen what he posted. its obvious he's trying to be a ''tough guy''

>>80243394
>amazing movie
it's not bad but it's not this. watch more movies.

>>80243518
it was amazing you faggot

>>80243560
watch more movies. movies that aren't for 14 year olds.

>>80243602
ive probably have watched more movies than you

>movies that arent for 14 year olds
>i swear im matured and cultured and not some sniveling little faggot born after 1995
holy shit man kill yourself

>>80243394
Its not '/tv/' at all. Its disneymarvel goons, who are not and never will be part of /tv/. Every bit of bile spewed in xmen or dc threads is the same guys. If they can't get a bite on their bait then they argue with themselves to make it look like people care.

>>80243394
Oh look a fucking new poster
this is the cycle
>new movie comes out
>plebs come to /tv/ to talk about it and spew their optimistic and positive opinions about it
>the patrician regular posters either wait for for the rip or are in the minority
>the plebs leave because they have other boards to shitpost on
>all that's left are the regular /tv/ posters
>they usually hate it since movies like this tend to be shit
>cycle repeats when the YIFY torrent comes out but forces are more evenly matched this time

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>>80240037
>no flaws

Jesus christ people arent this stupid right?
Don't get me wrong this was a top notch action flick but fucking hell *flawless*????

>>80242200
how fat are you?

>>80243833
>implying DChads like this vapid drivel

>>80243863

LOL

The only time people come here and want to discuss movies is when this shithole is not filled by shitposters. And I bet you faggots hate it, because BANE threads get pushed out by movie discussion

>>80243970
im not

and im also not a virgin unlike your dumbass lel

>>80243970
fuck you

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>>80244089
>>80244100

>>80244063
>movie discussion
That's the main issue here
This is a fucking film board, not a movie one. This trash belongs on /co/ or /b/. You're not on imdb, /r/movies, rlm forums, etc. You're on an art board "discussing"("da ending xD muh feels") anti art

>>80244170
fuck you

>>80244170
>lol memes are funny pictures

>>80244173
>film board, not a movie one.

LOL

Nah mate, it's kinematography, not to be confused with kino, cinema, flicks, popcorn flicks and moving screens! Love this meme, you shitposters are so funny sometimes!

>You're on an art board "discussing" anti art

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
I'm on /s4s/ but with janitors. That's the only difference.

>>80242435
Why can't movies just be good anymore? Is it ok for you not to try to call people idiots for not being in your stupid misguided GOAT camp?

Logan is a good throwback 1970s type genre film that had a nice emotional ending but it was still flawed and stuff. I still like it. Just stop the delusional stuff about it getting nominated for a Best Picture Oscar already.

>>80241644
You just need to make a nice meme jpeg image and this is some classic copypasta that is nearly on the level of the Harry Potter one, well done anon.

I unironically thought this about the Deadpool 2 trailer btw.

>>80240037
Genuinely one of the greatest movies I've seen all time, perhaps number #1 if it ages well.

>>80244517
embarrassing.

>>80244543
yea, everyone seems to think you are

>>80243301
Iron Man 1 and Winter Soldier are hardly obscure.

>>80244517
step aside kubric, LOGAN coming through

>>80244783
>kubric
kubrick* movies are only good from a technical standpoint and are soulless
you are a huge pleb who thinks hes patrician
your favorite movie by him is probably FMJ

I'm torn on whether they should have subtitled Laura's Spanish, the first time around I didn't even think about what she might have been saying beyond broadly since I don't speak a word of it, I had no idea until I saw it a second time with a friend that speaks it that I was missing a joke, and a good one

>>80241004

I got back from my second viewing, this time with my little brother, a couple hours ago.
There is a bit more to pick up on, not loads but I probably enjoyed it just as much.
You pick up on more of the hints about Westchester earlier, but yeah I think it's a solid film, and gotta be up there with my top Capeshit movies.

I'm glad Marvel can't get a hold of the X-Men, otherwise this movie would have had inbred Hulk hillbillies.

>>80244927
what was the joke?

>>80242862
>she was a mary sue though
How? Just because a character is female doesn't make her a mary sue you dumb fuck. That's not why it applied to Rey

>>80240742
the others had escaped, and they didn't know where they were

they had a lead on laura (the nurse) and following it coincidentally led them to her incredibly convenient envelope co-ordinates

>>80245392

When Logan demands to know why she never talked the whole time despite being able to, she rants about how she didn't because he's a mean old jerk who does nothing but yell at her and never listens to her anyway

>>80245728
kek

>>80244927
>tfw spic and able to understand all the gibberish coming from her mouth
Thanks mommy

>>80242200
B A S E D
A
S
E
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>>80245786
the actress is a spaniard which explains why she talked the way she did

This thread is a prime example of

>Marvel/X-men being so widely loved

>DC cucks are obviously unemployed so they have the time to constantly shill and hate on Marvel/Xmen films

>>80245728
Honestly, I wish they had subtitled it, or at least have Logan understand Spanish and respond to it in English.

It would have helped clarify sooner that Laura was completely sick of Logan being an asshole, as opposed to when they get to Eden, and she tells him that she thinks he doesn't care about her. Basically Spanish speakers got a slightly different movie experience, so I'm a little jealous now.

>>80242267
Not counting the opening scene and the casino, there were only about 3 fight scenes.

>>80245983
Do Dcucks hate x-men movies? why would they?
they have the best capeshit. but there are really bad movies but logan and x-2 are kino

>>80245983
the faggotry has nothing to do with dc v marvel

its /pol/redditors upset about the bad guys being white or whatever
they are so sensitive

>>80245983
>>80246115
t. new users that joined /tv/ after star wars 7
in fact probably in the last 6 months

>>80246038

On the other hand it is pretty funny that he immediately proves that she's not being childish, she's right

He deserved that punch in the face

>>80246187
i cant tell what youre trying to imply

Only things I didnt get


How did the kids get all the way to the safehouse from Mexico by themselves?

Why did the company want to capture, not kill Laura?

Why didnt they care about any other kids who escaped?

>>80241644
I read it all just for the e-pomp.

>>80240037
I loved it, watched it for 2nd time tonight

>>80240037
Can someone tell me what happened to Sinister? They hinted at him at the end of Apocalypse, and he'd have made sense wiping out the mutants, but they didn't even mention him?

Is a Sinister movie still coming?

>>80246697
>How did the kids get all the way to the safehouse from Mexico by themselves?

There was more than 1 nurse, maybe the others were luckier and escaped with competent people who got them to the location quickly

>Why did the company want to capture, not kill Laura?

It said dead or alive, but her healing factor meant it's probably better to capture her and dispose of her properly

>Why didnt they care about any other kids who escaped?

Probably lost their trail. They only found Logan + Laura because of Calliban

>>80246697

How did the kids get all the way to the safehouse from Mexico by themselves?

Trained as soldiers, so fairly resourceful. My guess is the reavers were focusing on finding the nurse and Laura, because they assumed not only more children would be with the nurse, but Laura had some of the most powerful powers.

Why did the company want to capture, not kill Laura?

Pretty hard for the corporation to cover up what they were doing in North Dakota, especially if they are leaving bodies behind. They have to abide by some laws, even though they have a lot of influence. It seemed to me they wanted to capture the kids, take them back to Mexico, and kill them there.

Why didn't they care about any other kids who escaped?

Quite possible the other kids went off the grid, and Laura was the only one left that they had any information on. Thus, they tracked Laura in hopes she would bring them to the other kids, which is what happens.

>>80246880
>>80246868
thanks

Great capeshit, one of the best Xmen movies.

I could have done with a little less of the lazy exposition throughout the movie, but reading this thread, I guess they needed more tbqh

>>80247311
Nah to much exposition ruins movies for me desu. The faggots are just massive fucking spastic retards with an attention span of a retarded 2 year old child. The problem with Movies like Logan, they have a lot of action. But also a really deep story, and spastic retards are to focused on the action.


>WOW DUDE YOU SEE THAT LOGAN JUST KILLED THAT GUY
>WOW LAURA WOW BADASS KID
>WOW ACTION WOWOWOWOWO
Then later on when the action is over, and the movie ends. how come this happened how come that thing over there happened like that?
WTF WHY DID THE MOVIE NOT EXPLAIN EVERY LITTLE DETAIL TO ME?

>>80247490
I was being sarcastic.

>>80240037
it's real bad tho

>>80247580
Explain

>>80240037
I don't see that many people hating it on /tv/ though. and yes it has flaws so stop falseflagging

>>80247580
shut up you moonlight watching faggot

>>80246805
If I remember right, Sinister was originally considered to play a role in it based on that stinger but Mangold and Jackman ended up veto'ing it along with a bunch of other stuff because they didn't want the focus to be distracted by bringing in too many comic book like elements if that makes sense. Hence no other cameos or references too.

I think I read somewhere as well that the two of them had to fight to keep the name of the movie "Logan" since the studio wanted stuff like Logan: The Wolverine or Weapon X: Logan

>>80241718
This is the dumbest post I've read all year

>>80247742
why do studios alway try to make shit as lame and dorky as possible

>taking /tv/'s opinions seriously
>a board known for being contrarian 9gag-tier memelords who'd rather post about farting and feet than have actual discussion

Any cute feet in this?

>>80246805
I didn't even bother with Apocalypse.

Is Wolverine even in it?

>>80240037
Donald,Trump is cyborg

>>80241142
God I fucking hated seeing this insultingly poorly-drawn ugly ass monkey faced fucking little piece of unfunny pointless shit in the comics papers as a kid

>>80247742
Fox needs to make Jackman an executive producer for their x-men movies.

>>80247985
Watching it right now. It's one of the worst things I've seen

>>80248086
hence why I skipped it.

>>80240098

>3 would be 2 if you subtracted 1

great argument buddy

>>80244517
It was my favorite as well. The father/daughter relationship made me feel feels I've never felt.

>>80247985
In Apoc there's a part where the X-Men are captured and taken to Weapon X by Stryker.

Jean finds and frees Wolverine and he goes nuts killing all the Weapon X staff until he runs into Jean again who calms him down and restores part of his memories, which makes him leave.

It doesn't explain how he went from being found by Mystique at the end of DOFP to being captured by the real Stryker, but it means in the new timeline he still got the adamantium. Just not in the way Origins showed.

>>80241814


not gonna lie, this is the worst post on 4chan this week

Defend these plotholes
>bad guys, supposed to be professionals are fighting logan with normal bullets and not adamantium
>Logan leaves the weak, old, vulnerable professor x to go defend some random dude turning the water on or whatever
>after encountering his clone, Logan does NOT get a gun for the adamantium bullet he has WHICH HE KNOWS IS THE ONLY WAY TO KILL THE CLONE
>instead he worthlessly thrashes at him and it just heals
I can see the first one since it would ruin the movie having logan die in the first 10 minutes, despite it being stupid. The rest, no.

>>80248342

those aren't plotholes, those are gripes, god i hate kids

>>80240098
>Iron Man 1 level

What is this meme that Iron Man 1 is anything beyond a mediocre movie? Literally just you're run of the mill superhero origin story with a stupid CGI fight in the end with an added shitty color pallette and bland direction. All it has going for it is a great lead actor.

Spider-Man 1 is the best origin story. Raimi's just better at making movies than these guys the MCU hires.

>>80248342
1. adamantium is rare, they were looking for the girl not him, and they didn't want her dead

2. he went to help the guy not defend him, that's just what ended up happening

what a stupid thing to bitch about

3. he probably wanted to use it on himself, minor gripe not a plot hole

you're a shit faggot with limited brain power

>>80248342

Those aren't plot holes, they're Cinema Sins type stupidity

>>80240037
>Half dozen mutant kids
>Do nothing and watch Logan get his beat before running away
The fuck?

>>80248519
They would have gotten raped

>>80248519
they are still kids you retard and X24 is scary as fuck even to me, a grown fucking man

>>80248456
>2. he went to help the guy not defend him, that's just what ended up happening
Yeah and leaving weak professor x who want defend himself while they're being tracked down. That's not a stupid thing.
>3. he probably wanted to use it on himself, minor gripe not a plot hole
Ok so he doesn't care about his daughter or the kid mutants enough to want to defend them with the only instant kill weapon that can defeat his clone? Obviously he cares somewhat or he'd just run the fuck away. Nope just shred worthlessly against someone with healing powers. Idiot.
>>80248499

>>80248545
>>80248575
They would have gotten raped either way if it wasn't for Laura. But you're right, why use their powers to help when they can take ten minutes to slowly kill the mutant hunter.

>>80248830
can't* not want.

>>80248843
they did what they could
and for a bunch of untrained children they did some damage to those other thugs
but when you have two wolverines battling each other to the death all anyone can really do is just sit back and hope for the best

>>80249002
>but when you have two wolverines battling each other to the death all anyone can really do is just sit back and hope for the best
I mean this. Just hope the mutual berzerker barrage slows down the last man standing enough to get to canada.

>>80241644
I can safely say that Logan is the worst and most pointless film I have ever witnessed. It is a pathetic "slasher" flick that panders to our lowest and most voyeuristic, rubberneck instincts. It attempts to seduce the weakest, sickest, and most gladiatorial part of human nature. The part that yearns to view blood and gore when we drive by a car crash.

What's worse is that Logan brutally wastes some of the most extraordinary talents in the entertainment industry. Patrick Stewart, one of the most brilliant Shakespearean actors of our time, and Hugh Jackman one of the finest film and Broadway talents ever, have been paid lavishly to compromise their talents egregiously. The real tragedy of this film is to witness these two brilliant, and gifted actors sell their souls to the Hollywood cesspool, or is it Deadpool? The same pool that once spawned some powerful, ethical, inspirational, and entertaining CGI Marvel heroes. That pool has stagnated, and it starting to get putrid.

One decapitation and impaling after another, it also drags children into the psychotic slashing mayhem. As if it's not bad enough that adults could conceivably behave in such a way, to create heroic images of demonic bloodthirsty innocents is unconscionable.

The only comfort arising from this tasteless and gratuitous dung heap of mizzled gore is that Charles and Logan are finally shanked beyond repair. No more Wolverine, or Professor Charles Xavier. Thank God! My fear is that Marvel is simply making way for another generation of young actors to be proselytized for the sake of even more gruesome, sick, twisted and bloodthirsty voyeurism.

If I could get a refund for my ticket, and the popcorn, I would. Calling Logan a lame and insulting piece of crap would be too generous.

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>>80249751
tl;dr

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>>80249931

Look at which I was replying to lmao

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>>80240037
Logan is what the film version of Watchmen should have been.