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>That's Kong...He's pretty much the kino of this island.

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>That's Kong...He's pretty much the kino of this island.
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>Has Tom Hiddleston as the MC

It will tank so fucking hard.
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looks like capeshit
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I've just seen it, Not perfect, but pretty good.

>John C. Reilly is great in this
>some pretty good visuals
>Samuel L jackson is just being Samuel L jackson
>John Goodman terribly underused, worse than Cranston in Godzilla
>CGI for Kong is good, others are decent
>Lot's of screentime for Kong, not like godzilla
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pretty good movie also mfw after credits scene
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>>80240923
Goddamnit, does every movie have after credits these days...

I missed it, what was it?
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why does kong not look like a silverback gorilla
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>>80241065
they show ancient pics of godzilla, mothra, king gidorah and one other monster I didn't recognize.
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>>80241065
"We see Mason Weaver and James Conrad in a Monarch interrogation room. Houston Brooks and San join them and inform them that Kong is not the only god. They are given a folder with pictures of native paintings of various Kaiju (Godzilla, Mothra, Rodan and Ghidorah). The scene ends with Godzilla’s roar. "
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>>80241203
>>80241143
Did they make Kong big enough to even stand a chance against Godzilla?
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>>80241258
They said that he is young and is still growing
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>>80241258

Kong is fucking huge in this and is still growing
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Going to see this with the senpai tomorrow. Expectations are not high
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>>80241258
for comparison his finger is larger than a human
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>>80241203
>Godzilla’s roar
holy shit for real?
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Going to see this with my gf this saturday. Expectations are high
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>>80240435
is Brie barefoot in this movie?
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>>80241116
>nobody's answering this
thats the biggest plothole and the movie isnt even out yet
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>>80239957
i just got home from it - it's alright, nothing mind blowing. Some scenes are dumb and some have an unsatisfying ending. Visuals are great all around - music is cool too even if /tv/ will consider it a meme.

All in all it's a really fun movie but considering Logan was the previous movie i saw this one didn't even come close.
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>>80239957
Going to see this film with my wife's son tomorrow, he needs a relatable role model hopefully Kong can fulfill that
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The movie had some hardcore deaths. I did not expect that. It was a Nice movie with a real identity but it should have focused on brie tom and John less on the soldiers
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>>80242032
>The movie had some hardcore deaths.
can you tell me one?
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>>80241116
Why should he?
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>>80241116
Kong was never supposed meant to be a gorilla, only the Hackson incarnation was.
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>>80241482
yup
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>>80242129

a guy gets picked up by pterodactyl looking bird things and gets ripped apart
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>>80241116
>>80241913
He didnt start out as one and he never was, if you don't include the 2005 version. He isn't based on any real ape.
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>>80242129
one guy get impaled through his mouth by a giant spiders leg.
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>>80241412
>>80241520
>>80242022
I have created a new meme?
>>80242214
and I can see blood and organs falling from the sky?
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>>80242129
one guy gets exploded by his own grenades
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>>80242129
john good man gets eaten
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Is this in the movie?
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>>80242684
no.
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>Watching credits
>I wonder if there'll be a post-credits scene to tie in to Godzilla
>"The characters Godzilla, Rodan, Mothra, and King Ghidorah are created and owned by blah blah blah"
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>>80243626
>>Rodan
>>King Ghidorah

Oh fuck the hell yes...
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>>80242409
what eats him? and did he deserve it?
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>>80242236
Thank you...
Gorilla creatures do not have to be silverbacks, thats literally just a gorilla thing.. other wise silverback chimps and humans would be a thing.

Also silverback chimpanzee is the scariest thing I've ever written.
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>>80241927
How are the creatures, like are they as deadly as they would be?
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>>80240048
Hiddleston is a good guy but just socially awkward
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>>80244481
it's a "he doomed everyone so he gets punished for it by getting killed" episode. A lizer eats him
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why is steve brule in this movie
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How'd dem Rodan, King Ghidorah, Moth Hippy teasers look? any pics to show?

Also what character gets it the hardest in the movie? And what creatures get it the hardest you guys think?
And Randa did nothing wrong...
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All these cucks coming for a ground breaking monster film when its selling itself as a prequel to an entire film lineage.....with Godzilla, the literal more successful cash cow monster.
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Anyone willing to give me a brief history on the godzilla monster lore? Aliens involved? Actual gods? Fill me in
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>>80244934
Godzilla wiki mate. its an easy in if you need it.

King Ghidorah is a fucking beast. Destoroyah is the mother Fucking Devil.
Guns and artillery are useless.
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>>80244934
>irradiated dinosaur awoken by bombs n shit wakes up and reks Japan
>finally taken out by the Oxygen Destroyer
>he comes back and fights Anguiras, a new monster never seen before
>soon a shit ton of monsters surface and fite each other on a semi regular basis
>Monster Island is created to contain said monsters and keep them from fucking our shit up
>we build giant mechs like Mecha Godzilla and Moguera to combat these monsters
>build Jet Jaguar, a size altering superhero robot
>in addition to giant itradiated dinosaurs, we have aliums that try to wreck our shit
>Gigan, Ghidorah, Orga, etc act either on their own or are controlled by one of these molevolent races
>magic also exists
>guardian monsters like Mothra and King Caesar exist, as well as evil ones
>continuity is super loose, no defined timeline since every other movie is a reboot of the franchise
>some movies are sequels to others, some take place in their own timeiline
I did my best.
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>>80239957
monster/kaiju cinamatic universe hype.
>everyting's a cinamatic universe now
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>>80244620
Dear lord, he sold his dignity for a PR stunt. It's cringeworthy.
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>>80241364
And keep in mind,this movie is set on the 70s.
Right now he should be on par with godzilla
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>>80241143
The last monster was Rodan.
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>>80244934
watch James' Godzillathon videos. Its one of the best things he's ever done.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Avc4AS3AvcA&list=PLAAD30B9523D89FAA
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>mfw noticing the dr. steve brule reference
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>>80247772
Hypersonic Pterodactyl Atta
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>>80247992
Holy shit where?
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>>80248048

John C. Reilly's character has "Good For Your Health" on the back of his jacket
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The Vietnam stuff is pretty broad and dumb, clearly made by a guy who is 20 years too young to remember anything about it.
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>>80244525
>silverback humans

Sound like big guys.
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>>80241450
>>80241369
>>80241364
>>80241258

Godzilla is 384ft tall, has atomic breath and can survive nukes. Kong won't be as big as that, nowhere near. But I doubt they'd fight for long anyway. They'll team up or some shit.
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>>80248621
>*ape roars*
>you're letting them kill mothra
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>>80248228
U U
U U
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>>80248621

>implying it wouldn't be a STR vs DEX fight
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>>80239957
This movie's gonna make mad bank overseas
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>>80248621
>They'll team up or some shit

Ghidorah's gonna kidnap Godzilla's mom to make him fight Kong
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I had such a shit cinema experience watching this.

>Couple in front of me talking very loudly,texting and taking photos during the movie
>A group of girls kept leaving the cinema constantly and then coming back in
>Guy laughing very obnoxiously
>A group of guys were shouting during the end credits scene

It was opening night and the theatre was half full. Why do people bother going to the movies if they aren't going to watch it?
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>>80249615
How young are you? This is always a thing
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>>80249666
I haven't had an experience this bad in a long time, I thought shit like that only happened in America
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>>80242368
Worst death on best boy
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>>80249208
>A sequel to this
Yes, please.
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>>80239957
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xo-qzeTpLAQ

YOU IN VIETNAM, BITCHES
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>>80248748
Ahhhhhh my sides
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>>80241143
>>80241203
I watched the movie, when they started showing pics of monsters and scientist, but my friend keep yelling "That's a Pacific Rim suit!!!! That's a Pacific Rim suit dude!!!!"

I never watched Pacific Rim, so I don't know if that's true
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>>80244481
It's incredibly forgettable that he dies, so I'd say he didn't deserve it.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFqeXhKhZDk&feature=youtu.be&t=247

In other news, fire breaks out at Kong premiere
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>>80250649
I see King Ghidorah and Godzilla.... so apparently in the past they faced off. That does explain why G-man seems so tired in his movie against the MUTOs, KG likely took the fight almost all out of him when they danced... cause KG is the fucking final boss.
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>>80250676
Did a wee bit too much there....
I'm shocked it didn't explode.
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>>80248621
Legendary is 350. Shin is 384.
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>>80250649
>caveman made mechas
sure why not
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>>80241258
we could always steroid berry juice the Kong again
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Found the after credits scene.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-H-3Bvbgi0w
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>>80250848
Dude, they start showing pics and videos of different people, scientist, explorers, You see a pic of Mothra, you see fossils, you see classified documents, you see people in lab suits, I just posted the last frame which is Godzilla vs Kingdora, when you hear Godzilla roar.
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>>80250940
>clicked on it anyway
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>>80250676
Holy shit, seeing that big flaming ape is pretty unnerving
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>>80240435
Agreed.
>Samuel L jackson is just being Samuel L jackson
This never gets old though, he was one of the best in this.
>>80241877
nope
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>>80250935
Wasn't it lightning that powered him up?
>tfw originally it was supposed to be a frankenstein monster outta animal parts fighting kong which explains the lightning power up
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>>80250649
>After credit scene for Godzilla vs Kong.
>Teaser for Godzilla vs Pacific Rim
>"we have created a Jaeger stronger than any other."
>Code named: Jet Jaguar
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>>80251076
I think the lightning gave him a power surge, but the berry juice made him grow. I was currently rewatching all the Kong movies and I haven't reached the Toho ones yet because I skipped to the 70s ones first, saving Toho for when I do the Godzilla run
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>>80251083
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-CvNxRs5Zs
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>>80251120
Right, forgot he grows. I thought Toho had already established him as being bigger since the beginning.
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>>80251187
He was always the same size as Godzilla, but this was when he was only around 50m.
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>>80251083
>A weapon to surpass Metal Kaiju
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>>80251239
The original 1933 Kong was smaller than Godzilla being anywhere between 18-60 ft depending on scene and promo according to NYPost
http://nypost.com/2017/03/09/how-king-kong-quadrupled-in-size-since-1933/
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>>80251386
Oh by always I meant in Toho universe.
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>>80239957
I just saw it, it's fantastic.
The plot is pretty stupid and vapid but the spectacle and the visual design of some of the scenes was gorgeous.
the fights tended to go on too long, I got the sense that the monsters were way too durable.
+steve brule wielding a katana
- no horrifying insect swarm scene a la 2005 kong
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>>80251473
Heard a guy got a spider leg down the neck... I'll take it.
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What's the tone like?
Pacing good?
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>>80251406
Yeah, Toho upped him. Be more specific next time otherwise someone may misunderstand.
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>>80239957

He's a big ape.
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>>80251595
Or maybe go fuck yourself.
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>>80251611
Just a tip. Otherwise you'll get replies like >>80251386
Sense you look like you were implying he was always as huge as Godzilla, ass.
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>>80251668
Maybe you should learn to spell, dipshit.
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>>80251697
Just a typo, dick.
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>>80246035
>dignity
Pretty sure he's on the spectrum.
Seems like a nice enough fellow, just a little (a lot) awkward.
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>>80251753
Stupid phone poster.
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>>80251781
*Keyboard actually.
Would've said auto-correct, nimrod.
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>>80251857
You literally have no excuse then. You are confirmed for retard. I apologize for ridiculing you as I considered you mentally competent.
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>>80251892
Jesus Christ man give the guy a break we are talking about a movie not mental capacities, so what if he made a little error no one is perfect. Calm the fuck down.
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>>80251969
WEW It's almost like you are bitching about what you were bitching about!
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>>80240048
when did twinks become 'leading men'?
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>>80252041
Maybe someone needs to head back to Tumblr, or its past their bedtime.
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>>80250676
not ready for Godzilla, way too flammable tbqh
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>>80252077
kek now you're on right track, I was concerned by this post >>80251595
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>>80251969
Leave them, anon. Just someone with noting better to do but to call someone a retard on the internet over small typos.
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>>80252130
I just fucking hate people who shitpost for no reason other then to be a dick because they can, that shit used to not fly around here way back before Tumblr and Reddit users decided to migrate here. I mean we shitposted, but we did it in good fun or on someone who actually had it coming.
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Just got back from it.
I thought it was really good. It was definitely focused much more on campy action than the previous King Kong movies, but it was definitely enjoyable.
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>>80252225
Agree.
Now let's get back to topic 'casue we're sliding off track over some asshole.
Do you expect their children to turn up eventually?
Kong had a child in the original duology.
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>>80250676
That's so fucking cool.
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>>80252302
I do like me some camp. So on a scale of camp were does it fall between warm pool water and campfire S'mores?
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>>80242280
Was not expecting an homage to Cannibal Holocaust in a King Kong movie.
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i like how the movie explained away a lot of the early complaints about kong size vs godzilla and skullcrawlers constantly changing size.
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>>80252323
it would interesting to get Kong jr and Lady Kong in the movies, it could also help to add more characters to crossover from Kongs side with Godzilla
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>>80252323
Actually thats something bothering me... in the sense that I think Skull island is a stealth sequel... here me out on this, the Skullcrawlers are based on the lizard thing from the scene Jack is trapped on a ledge by kong. We see a lot of dino bones in this movie.
And the main point of the movie is the creatures on the island have been EVOLVING there, not like the Godzilla creatures who are just holdovers. So we got breeding evolving populations right? So what if this movie version of Skull Island is the one from the original film if it was never discovered by Carl? So it was undisturbed and the Kong(s) never removed from the ecosystem?
I know its pushing it but I like the idea.
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>>80252447
>Lady Kong
Wonder if people even remember Kong Lives.
>>80252466
Might be on to something.
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>Toby Kebbell as . . . KONG

Why the fuck does this nigger just do CGI characters what the FUCK.
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>>80252402
How are the S'Crawlers? and what size variations do they come in?
I mean do we get the full growth spectrum or random bits of it?
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>>80252485
>Wonder if people even remember Kong Lives.
I doubt many people remember Kong Lives, hell not many people even remember Son of Kong. However it hasn't stopped directors and movie writers from researching movie history to get more information to work with
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>>80252517
Jackson did bring that loss insect pit scene from the original into his adaptation.
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>>80252485
My dvd collection does (I had to convert the VHS due to weathering).

And yeah it would make sense that the animals on the island if undisturbed would start changing rapidly at some point to suit new or currant environments, and island gigantism is a thing.. though the sizes here are going a bit over the wall on that concept so to say.

But literally every animal in the film could be a variation of one shown in the original film with some obvious exceptions since we either A. didn't see them in it. B. Would have to be more recent editions (past 1,000+ years recent) like the buffalo.
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>>80248228
It's no coincidence that a scene from Dunkirk where Tom Hardy puts on a mask plays before the movie started. That was the case when I saw it on IMAX, at least.
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>>80252545
Well he did but the shown footage was made by Jackson as the original one was... disappeared, which in old Hollywood stands for "in a box lost for ages somewhere".

Someday maybe it will turn up.
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>>80252619
On a side note... how much would that shit sell for??
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>>80242361
No, but they had fucking saws on their beaks and sever his arm while he's still screaming onscreen even if it was from a distance. Another guy also gets eaten and you see a skullcrawler puke his fleshy remains out like an owl pellet.
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>>80252641
Do you have it?
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>>80250935
>BODY BUILDERS HATE HIM
>FIND OUT HOW ONE GIANT APE THAT GOT KILLED BY BULLETS GREW 100 FT IN 29 YEARS
>WANT TO KNOW HOW
>JUST EAT THESE BERRIES
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>>80239957
Any pics of King Ghidorah?
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>>80252694
Fuck if I had it do you think I'd be posting that online??
No I don't have it but some guys I know have a business out in the Hollywood area searching old houses or lots prior to demolition and have pulled out lots of boxes that go right into a storage facility so I would love to go poke around in there cause I bet if its anywhere its there.
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>>80252736
Just the cave painting, but he looks pretty decent if this is his general design.
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>>80252658
That sounds fucking radical, my inner horror buff will enjoy that bit.
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>>80252506
only 2 really. the baby ones that are pretty small, like truck sized and the momma one thats the same size as kong.
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>>80252776
It was a lot more violent than I was expecting.
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>>80252796

Well, if anything, they did say that Kong is still growing in the film. Because he's still too damn small against Godzilla.
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>>80252827
I fucking love this.
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>>80252804
Well they wanted to go for a death island so i guess they went full stop on it.
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>>80250525
This is the only thing the kino was missing.
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>>80252796
How'd mommy fare against the king...
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>>80252894

never really felt like it was truly going to kill Kong
desu
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>>80252921
Kong had to be at a massive disadvantage for the big one to actually start winning the fight. So yeah, Kong really never felt like he was in trouble.
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>>80252355
It's basically Godzilla 2014 with more humor.
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>>80252759
But do you have it? Why would you even be talking about that if you didn't have the lost tape? that's silly
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>>80250662

I dunno man the camera going off inside the monster's body had me laughing pretty hard.
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>>80250662
>>80252968

I really like John Goodman so it pissed me off that he died as suddenly as he did.
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Am I the only one who unironically liked Samuel L Jackson's monologue during the helicopter-storm scene?
>WINGS OF WHITE HOT CALIFORNIA STEEL
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So wait, do we know if Ghidorah might be from space at all? If there's cave paintings, then he might actually just be an earth-bound God.
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>>80253051
>CALIFORNIA
Motherfucker, that should have been Pennsylvania. I don't know how I fucked that up.
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All of faggots praising this movie for "camp" need to kill themselves. This the same exact reason why the MCU movies are so bland.
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>>80252956
Because the lost tape REELS are known fact, and it is a reel of tape not actual footage. I want to know out of simple curiosity.
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>>80252894
honestly kong got fucked up real, real bad from the napalm just before the fight, i didnt understand how he'd even be able to beat her with all the injuries he accrued over the course of the film. he gets some help from the humans but its more distraction than actual help. the mommas death was really anticlimactic, it really needed to be something cooler.
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>>80253099
>>No fun, can't have fun. Everything must be grimdark!

Some of us enjoy camp, the movie also had a guy get owl pelleted so calm down its only campy where it counts.
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>>80253135

I actually don't remember how it died now that I think about it.
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>>80253135
Napalm, it sticks to kids! Also giant hairy things!
Hey could be worse remember GINO vs a Bridge?
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>>80253184
Kong ripped it's tongue and insidey bits out.
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>>80253060
Well he obviously from the image fought Godzilla in recent human history... recent being within the course of human existence.

So either he came from space and got his ass wrecked while here, or yes he is an Earth being that like Godzilla is mucking about somewhere ready to come back for round two.
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>>80248621
They did a good job of making kong fast and smart though, he will whack zilla with a crane or something dont worry about it.
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Are the monster scenes entertaining at least? That's why I want to go.
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>>80253231
That was its stomach...and some intestines.
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>>80252796
Those babies much bigger than truck sized retard
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>>80253277

Yes, they are worth the price of admission. And the humans aren't boring either and we into the monster action pretty quickly in the movie.
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Reminder that Godzilla is the sacred beast of Earth and is almost as old as it as well.
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>>80253259
Fuck off, we don't know who won. They could have fought for days till they were both weak
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>>80252396
That freaked me out, best monster though bamboo spider crab thing. Also those skull lizard things had geads that kinda looks like some if the angels from evangelion 3.33.
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>>80253135
Nah her death was great. Plenty "cool" , you just have shit taste kid
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>>80247992
>>80248048
>>80248072
>John C. Reilly killing monsters in hippie getup with a fucking katana
literally the only reason I'm going to watch this movie

>>80250525
what did he skreeonk by this?

>>80250676
LIFE IMITATES ART HOLY FUUUUCK
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>>80253289
Yea which it's fucking tongue was attached to apparently. He had a closed fist the whole time and the tongue was wrapped around his arm
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>>80253423
Hey never said who won... Gman looks pretty beat and scarred up, so maybe a draw. He got a boost from Castle Bravo and Ghidorah likely didn't get that so he may have a bit more healing to do then the Big G.
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>>80246035
>>80251766

I think he might also be a closet gay.
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>>80252949
Where did they place those charges while he was unconscious? In his ass?
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>>80253516
Well yeah the tongue musculature reaches down to your stomach too, thats why vomiting works. Its all part of the esophagus part of the digestive tract.

Lizards tongues are the same way. Biology mate.
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>>80250935
SS+GOBJAD
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>>80253351
The reporter is annoying but so is every super moral journalist insert charector
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>>80253165
>Some of us have shit taste
Fixed.

> the movie also had a guy get owl pelleted
That was disgusting and unnecessary. He was alone on the island the entire time (much like Reilly and the Japanese dude), I wanted him to get out. He wasn't even an asshole like Jackson.
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>>80253646
She should have died just to have a twist on the "Beauty killed the beast" thing.
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>>80252056
since Star Wars
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I went in with too much hype, but this was so disappointing
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>>80248748
I go you senpai
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>>80252056
the MC of the new harry potter ruined it
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>>80253646

Not much you can do with that Archtype, but atleast she wasn't so arrogant as to ignore the survivalist and then get proven right.
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>>80240435
>mfw Samuel L Jackson uses the same line he used in Jurassic Park
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>kong shows up in the first minute
nice, this isn't going to be godzilla v 2.0
>bored as fuck for the next 40 minutes with bad character development
third time is the charm, bud
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>>80253917
>man is king
he wasn't even around when they said Kong was king.. this movie was a train wreck
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>>80253786
Nice, fucken saved.
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>>80253917
im kinda sick of seeing him in any sorta action role. hes fat as fuck now, i dont buy in any way he's some hard action dude character.
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awesome monster movie
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SOON
>godzilla and kong having a tug of war with ghidora's heads
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>>80251083
Please?
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>>80254202
Jules will always be one of his best characters.
Marquis is high up there though. He still got it.
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>>80254390
I really want to see them team up badly.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qrv09zq4DX8
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>>80254541
A fair review. Really does succeed in being heavily entertaining. His voice is just so damn good to hear.
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Top 5 kaiju you want to see, /tv/:

Mothra
Destoroyah
Hedorah
Gigan
Ghidorah
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Megalon for an honorable mention.
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>>80248748
kek
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>>80254695
if we are talking Godzilla Kaiju
ones not confirmed are...

Mechagodzilla
Gigan
Manda
Battra
Anguirus
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>>80255075
Where is the citation to the confirmed kaiju?
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> it's good for your body
> it's good for your health
> I'm Dr. Steve Brule
> for your health
Why was he in this movie again?
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>>80255137
well Mothra, Rodan and King Ghidorah are all confirmed for the next Godzilla movie
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>>80255355
Know that, just thought there was a specific confirmation since >>80255075 implies all but those are confirmed.
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>>80255495
oh, that was just my top 5 Kaiju I wanna see
like>>80254741
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>>80255530
Ah, my bad.
Yeah, outside of the confirmed kaiju

Destoroyah
Hedorah
Gigan
Megalon
Anguirus
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>>80254741
Gabera
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I just got home from watching this.

I'm sorry but this is a terrible film, easily 5/10 and easily worst than Godzilla. I don't know whats the appeal in these films and why does everyone shills on this director.

Hiddleston is a great actor and his character was very interesting but he never gets a chance to shine, you're told he's a super badass Former SAS but he has basically no backstory and when he has to display his skills it's always in the most ridiculous of ways, like when they introduce him, he omnisciently senses a guy about to stab him in the back and fights 2 dudes without even looking at them.

There's a fuckload of extremely silly scenes. A character who was in a terrible physical shape, manages to dodge a monster that moves at like 70 mph at the last second and slashes its feet open with a 28 years old katana. Oh yeah, the monster was completely immune to 7.62 rounds but it was hurt by GRORIUS NIPPON STEEL.

Script was terrible, they tried to do comedic relief shit all the time but it just came off as awkward and not funny. One soldier character carries an AK47 instead of an M16 and when he gives his explanation for it, it makes no fucking sense.
Samuel L jackson is playing the same character he always plays.

Brie Larson's character is completely unidimensional and she says some extremely cringeworthy shit that got me hating her really fast. Pacing in the film was just terrible, I really feel generous giving it a 5
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>>80256533
And I'll add one last thing that REALLY bothers me and which I feel a lot of recent movies like to do:

Redshirts come out of nowhere, they just multiply off screen. There were around 8 choppers and Kong takes out like 12 of them. And after that, the survivors are split into 3 groups: One group which is mostly civilians. Tom and Brie, another group that its mostly soldiers and another group that is just one guy.

The soldier's group is initially shown to be VERY small, like around 6 people in it. They are attacked by a monster and again we see there's 6 and they lose one guy. And then when all the groups rendezvous there's literally over 20 soldiers. Films need to stop doing this shit, is it really so hard to keep track of your redshirts?
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Yeah, the visuals were great
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>They're walking through the jungle
>Walking Through the Jungle starts playing
I got up and left right then
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>>80256671
also there were like 3 helicopters on the ship but then
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>>80256671
they showed about 20 in the briefing room

>>80256848
more were on the ship than just in that one shot. it showed them in a different angle
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>>80248748
>What if a Kaiju decides to become something else than what society had intended?
>In time, Goji, you would destroy wonders.
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>>80256848

On most helicopter carriers, the overwhelming majority of helicopters are stored below deck and raised to the landing pad via elevator.
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>>80256848

I know that there were a lot of soldiers on board. My problem is that AFTER shit goes down and they make the initial rendezvous, there's like 6-8 guys in SLJ's group and they even lose like 2, and when Hiddleston's group rendezvous with them, they're now over 20, they literally came out of nowhere.

>>80256885

And I swear there was only one big chopper on board but they showed 2 getting destroyed.

>>80256958

Even a 70s carrier? Shit looked really small and it didn't seem to have elevators.
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>>80252056
I think it started with The Matrix
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>>80253099
>All of faggots praising this movie for "camp"

Nigger, this is straight up camp, no wink wink nod nod shit,

Unironically the movie begins with a US pilot & Jap pilot landing and on stranded island, fight to the death, only for a giant ape to break it up.

This is kind of old school stupid toho shit that is remarkable to be getting $190 million budget.

This is shit was like Heisei-era Godzilla level camp
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>>80244525
listen up dummy any male gorilla grows into a silverback eventually
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>>80245284
>continuity is super loose, no defined timeline since every other movie is a reboot of the franchise
That only started with the Millenium series. Before 2000 there was only one reboot of the franchise, in the '80s.
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>>80252355
It's Pacific Rim: Simian Shenanigans
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>>80244620
T.S.? Eliot?
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>>80244481
Dino, and the posthumorous camera flashes from inside it alerting where it is in the smoke is one of the best visual setpieces.
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>>80252355

Where would "Tom Hiddleston spinning around with a katana while slashing flying monsters through a cloud of toxic gas" fall in your campiness scale?
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>>80243626
>I start freaking out when I see Mothra listed
>Guy next to me tells me to relax, assures that they're all just grouped under the same copyright and had to be listed together
>Our faces when "Other Gods"
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>It's a Vietnam movie with era-appropriate songs
>"It ain't me" doesn't start playing
I was disappointed.
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>>80252894
Bad.

And they hyped her as being "Huge"; really didn't feel that big.
They also said, explicitly "Kong can't deal with the big one", but he did, and he was extremely injured.
It's also pretty stupid because the monster pretty much spares Kong, despite living for nothing more than killing whatever than moves, it spares its archenemy.
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>>80253516

And he didn't crushed Brie somehow.
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>>That's Kong...He's pretty much the big guy of this island
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>TFW "RUN TO THE LEFT"
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>>80257891
does anyone else buy tom hiddleston as a military badass? i cant really see him as an action star.
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>>80258016

He looks absolutely badass. Problem was that they didnt give him enough backstory to justify his seemingly pacifist behavior
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>>80250525

lol
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>>80242032
>it should have focused on brie tom and John less on the soldiers

No way. I'd argue that it has about the right amount of them in it. I went into this movie to see Kong wrecking everyone's shit, the military trying to wreck Kong's shit, and Kong wrecking the military's shit. I don't want a movie about how romance can bloom on a monkey-infested battlefield.
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>>80258083
>He looks absolutely badass.
Woman detected, he looks fucking stupid compared to the navy soldiers.
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>>80258669
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>tfw we never got to see John C Reilly and Gunpei bonding and becoming brothers
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>yfw Kong's not the only King
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>>80244934
>Godzilla is mutant dinosaur actual king of monsters
>Mothra is actual goddess/embodiment of earth's benevolence
>Ghidorah is dragon galactus but doesn't eat plantets, just destroys them, seems to really like doing it too also Godzilla's arch nemesis. >Anguirus is bro tier, first monster Godzilla fights and later his best friend.
>Rodan is a shit, likes fucking with Godzilla but they become allies later.
>Gigan is a sadistic fuck and loves his job too much, also Godzilla's Boba Fett (may as well have the same job too)
>Megalon is a retard but gets on well with Gigan.
>King Caesar is based af, loves naps and kicks ass, also guardian deity in Okinawa.
>No one cares about Manda she was a guardian deity of Mu now she just chills on monster island.
>Baragon looks like a pupper.
>Gorosaurus is a lizard kangaroo and I love him.
>Minilla is Godzilla's adopted, prematurely born retard of a kid
>Kamacuras big ol mantises, not much else to them
>Kumonga is an eight legged freak
>Gabara isn't actually real, but acts like the bully from Cool Cat
>Hedora"dude pollution lmao"
>MechaGodzilla is a dick, attacks based Anguirus who just wanted to spend time with his homie
>Titanosaurus wants to be left alone, most neutral monster when not mind controlled
>Jet Jaguar size changing robot hero, if you don't love him you have no soul
>King Kong loves him some berry juice
>Ebirah big shellfish used by terrorists or some cartel
>Giant Condor, literally who?
>Giant octopus, Tsuburaya ate one of them apparently
>Varan, giant flying squirrel lizard

That's about it for the Showa monsters
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>>80252968
>>80253025
I expected him to still be alive, eaten whole. They kill the monster, Ricky Bobby slices it open with his katana, and Goodman rolls out with his camera with some amazing footage.

Did not come to pass. =\
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>>80244934
>Shockirus are Godzilla's headlice
>Biolantte is part rose, part godzilla and all woman...ghost woman anyway. was also designed by a dentist

>Mecha King Ghidorah is cyborg King Ghidorah who in the 90s was mutated from future furbies in place of Godzilla by time travelling americans

>Battra is Mothra's negative counterpart, wants to save earth like she does but is more extreme

>Mechagodzilla 2, is a mecha, not too interesting, too many beams

>Baby Godzilla is the best a baby Godzilla has ever looked

>Little Godzilla older baby, too chibi

>Godzilla Jr, adolescent baby, looks pretty good and holds his own decently

>MOGUERA combining mecha that don't do shit

>SpaceGodzilla as dumb as it sounds and as cool as it sounds, nigga has crystals for days

>Fire Rodan, someone picked up a fire flower

>Destoroyah crab satan made by one of the few weapons to kill Godzilla just as Godzilla was made by the atom bomb, really makes you think

That's it for the heisei monsters
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>>80244934
>Orga think Cell from DBZ but less cool
>Megaguirus giant dragonfly, can copy attacks
>Kiryu/Mechagodzilla3 they made a robot from the bones and nervous system of the 1954 Godzilla to fight a new one
>Monster X Looks like something from Power Rangers and it's great
>Kiezer Ghidorah is a pantomime horse and it's lame
>Zilla is the Roland Emmerich Godzilla from 98 and lasts 15 seconds in a fight against the Japanese one
>Mutos are giant parasites who want to bone
>Skullcrawlers like eating and wrecking shit, nasty and cunning

>and that's it for Millenium and Legendary monsters
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>>80254741
Just give me Ghidorah
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>>80244934
>Xilliens want to rule the earth, all dress the same, kinda lame, 2004 versions loo like they liked the matrix too much, still asses

>Black Hole Planet 3 aliens, literally from a planet of the apes

>M Space Hunter Nebula aliens, giant cockroaches, really like orange suits

>Kilaaks, race of Japanese women from space, they wreck shit too

>Shobijin/fairies Mothra's twin priestesses are at times the last survivors of earth's previous great civilisation which was destroyed by Battra for trying to control the weather, they are psychic too

>Milinnians, crashed milennia ago, died and coalesced into one being, they become Orga after trying to clone a Godzilla body for themselves

And finally, that's it for the aliens
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>>80258850
We'll never see island bros Gunpei and John C Reilly developing their own language out of a mixture of english and japanese. Why bother living?
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>>80248621
He'll shove a sky scraper down his throat
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>Kong breaks up a fight between crash-landed pilots
>Kong saves a random water buffalo
>Kong saves Brie Larson

why is he such a good guy tho
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>>80260912
Cause he was the islands gaurdian guy, all his focus was on suppressing the skull crawlers. If they hadn't been dropping bombs then he might have not even cared that they were there. I'm super glad they didn't go with the girl being kidnapped it's good to see him in a different role
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>>80244934

Quick rundown on it:
>rothschilds bow to Godzilla
>in contact with aliens
>rumoured to possess psychic abilities
>control france with an iron fist
>own castles and banks all over the world
>direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Zillagrad will be be the first city)
>Controls the British crown
>keeps the metric system down
>keeps Atlantis off the maps
>keeps the martians under wraps
>holds back the electric car
>keeps Steve Gutenberg a star
>own basically every DNA editing research facility on Earth
>first designer babies will be Godzilla Babies
>both brothers said to have 200+ IQ
>ancient Indian scriptures tell of an angel who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>These are the Godzilla twins
>They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Zillabots inside you right now
>Godzilla is in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church
>It learned fluent French in under a week
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the monster. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Godzilla
>The monster is 67 years old, from the space-time reference point of the base human.
>In reality, it is a timeless being existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe
>Godzilla will guide humanity into a new age of wisdom, peace and love
This is the final redpill. There is no endgame. We are stuck in a revolving door, and only Godzilla has the way out. It has, in a way, truly reached nirvana while we are stuck in the cycle of birth, death, and rebirth.
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>>80239957
Shouldn't it be called KANG?

We wuz KONGZ sounds weird desu
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>>80241116
>>80241913
john c riley said he is still growing. Silverbacks are older males
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>>80244570
yeah the lizards are really powerful and kong has a tough time fighting the "final boss"
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>>80252488
he was also one of the soldiers though. And i saw him in A Monster Calls a few days ago.
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>>80241482
What's so exciting about that
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>>80249841
American here, ive seen hundreds of films in theaters and not ever once has this happened.

Not sure where this meme comes from desu
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>>80239957
Sam El is a giant nerd who is half assed retired and doing all the roles he fantasized about when he was a kid.

>Jedi
>pseudo james bond villain
>generic military guy in a monster movie

living the dream tbqh
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>>80254741
Anguirus
Rodan
Mecha G
Mothra
Ghidorah

Jet Jaguar and King Caesar as runners up.
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>>80241065
https://webmshare.com/GZzx1
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>>80258904
This is the best description I have ever seen.
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kong is like half godzilla's size. how is that gonna work?
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>>80262095
God this meme, jesus.
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>>80239957
Never really cared about King Kang. It's just a giant stupid gorilla. I guess because he's the only thing resembling a kaiju that burgers have he needs to be pushed.

Will the next kaiju movie be Godzilla versus Kong? Or are they going to shove Mothra, Rodan and Ghidorah in it and blow their load prematurely in this clusterfuck of shit like the DCEU?
>>
what's the best quip?
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>>80262193
He is literally the first ever Kaiju you dumb fucking redditor, fuck off.
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>>80262193
>Godzilla versus Kong

how? godzilla could just step on him. kong is tiny compared to godzilla it would look retarded on screen.
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>>80262342
see
>>80252827
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>yfw king kong and legendary goji have to team up to fight pic related
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>>80257771
>best visual setpiece
>random CGI flashes set in the background CGI smoke

I agree the idea was great but nothing really special about it
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>>80249615
That would ruin my day
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>>80258904
>>80259001
>>80259069
>>80259208
Nigga, you forgot sanda and gaira!
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>>80249615
Was the flick good tho
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>>80263161
Just for you anon

>Sanda, big brown hobo

>Gaira, Big green hobo

>Kamoebas, exists to Toho can mock Gamera

>Mothra Leo, Mothra's kid who for some reason this time is male

>DesGhidorah, Original the character, doo not steel

>Dagahra, has the incredible abilities of weaponised starfish and very limited movement

>Cretacious Ghidorah, Dino Ghidorah

>Grand King Ghidorah, the best thing to come out of the Rebirth of Mothra movies

>Gezora, two googly eyes attached to a squid

>Frankenstein, actual Frankenstein's monster

>Fairy Mothra, Mothra's faggot kid

>Ganimes, the poor man's Ebirah

>Maguma, Tusk

>Bagan, never going to happen, get over it
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>>80239957
IT was a 10/10 Kaiju film, and the reveal of Rodan, Mothra, and Ghidorah gave me a fucking erection.
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>>80262205
>Watch out for ants.
>Ants?
>*birdlike sounds*
>Yeah, ants. They sound like birds, but they're big fuckin' ants.
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>>80240435
>pretty good

FUCK YOU YOU STUPID NIGGER

>Absolute AWFUL fucking pacing
>every single military drone is a walking cliche that your supposed to care about because they spouted 2 quips (seriously FUCK that one black guy comedic relief)
>Literally no point to 40% of the characters (why did that random old scientist get so much screentime? why did the Asian lady do LITERALLY nothing the entire movie not even fight?She was literally only there to get the implied BBC in the end)
>random giant octopus spawning in footdeep water
>that schlock Apocalypse Now scene when they were bombing the island
>EVERY single character is a trope especially Loki and photographer chick
>John C Reilly completely killing the darker more serious atmosphere with his non stop babble
>John c Riely using a samurai sword to fight monsters in SLOW MOTION
>EVERY SINGLE ACTION SCENE STARTS WITH A WIDEPAN JUMPSCARE
>LITERALLY EVERY SINGLE ONE
>"We Wuz 1 day from Retirement and we gotz famuhlees back home"""" trope
>"Dear Billy"
>Because Loki is a higher payed actor than John Goodman youll NEVER guess what happens midway through the movie :^) (heres a hint :they did it in Godzilla too)
>Samuel L completely over the top bad guy yet his squad never turns on them EVEN when they outright know that he cares more about killing kong than getting out alive
>Samuel L and Kong staring down with literal FIRE IN THIER FUCKING EYES AS IF WE DONT UNDERSTAND THAT HE HATES THAT FUCKING MONKEY ALREADY
>At the end they never explain if the military went back considering the massive discovery they just made instead we get more John Riely stupidity
>ingenous people who never talk but somehow understand and befriend everybody instead of killing on sight
>"Skullcrawlers are evil not Kong!" (even though a predatory simply hunting smaller creatures for food is hardly "EVIL" anyways
>Kong relegates to playing whack a mole with Skullcrawlers and protecting humans for literally no explained reason
PT1.
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>>80265571

They actually got an f-bomb in there? I know you're apparently allowed 2
>>
I like it. It has lot of anime inspiration.

Cubone, Voltes V, Princes Mononoke.

By the way, this director will direct the MGS movie.
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>>80262095
Kong is much agile. He'll just climb up Godzilla's back and smash his head.
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>>80265700

>Kong is much agile.

VERY KING

>>80265650

I hope it's an original story, all you really need is Snake and some imaginative boss characters.
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>>80261543
source
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>>80265571
I laughed out loud at that part.
>They never show ants.
Makes it even better.
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>>80240435
>They say removing Kong would cause the Skullcrawlers to overpopulate so they simply let Kong kill every last skullcrawler instead ????
>Also Kong is the last of his kind anyway so its only a matter of time before "skullcrawlers" DO overrun the ecosystem anyway
>deer ,waterbuffalos and Herrons existing on a planet with literal dinosaurs and giant insects despite them being from two completely different
>Bird Dinos attack at random for no reason other than to pad the kill count
>Kong is a redeemed gud boy just cause his parents died or he helps his buffalo pals??????
>the people talk as if they are narrating outloud rather than having an actual conversation
>seriously fuck you if you think quips= writing 90% of the kong team needs to be fired for this trash
>POV gun scenes like Micheal Bay does
>The Giant Skullcrawler could have easily killed and eaten the wounded Kong upon its first arrival but instead CHOOSES TO CHASE a 4'5 ft tall human instead of the 2 stories of meat at its LITERAL fingertips
>the "Sacrifice scene" where the guy gets tailwhipped and not eaten?? (WHY DID THE SKULLCRAWLER NOT EAT HIM? IT DOESNT FUCKING KNOW WHAT A GRENADE IS! ALSO WHY THE FUCK DID HE NOT THROW THE GRENADE BELT AND DUCK INTO THE SWAMP TO HIDE?
>Skullcrawlers only use their frog tongue ability once even though they easily could have mopped up the entire crew with it


PT2

If you thought this movie was "pretty good" youre a retarded plebian. This movie was Micheal Bay tier in nearly every single faucet . without a doubt the CGI was the only redeeming quality of this shitshow and even then thats not enough to validate its existence and John C Riely made the movie 2X worse than it already was.

fuck you for making me type this shit out /rant
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>>80265939
>"I can't into kaiju films"
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>>80262019
HYPE
Y
P
E
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>>80266056
>Monkey throws tree into helicopter and beats chest

>"YOOO IS THAT A GIANT MONKEY! D-DAT AINT NORMAL !"

>So uhhh aint nobody gonna talk about wat just attacked us?!!"

>"HEY! HOW COULD YOU EAT AT A TIME LIKE THIS!"

>"oh thats kong...KONG is KING around here!"

how could you actually defend this?
WHY would you defend this?

atleast Pacific Rim kept a specific tone and had decent pacing. the writing was also much more believable.
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>>80252827
Why does this look like the intro to a fisting comic?
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>>80251766
>on the spectrum

mmm I don't think so, I believe he is such a tryhard. After the PR stunt he is giving interviews (such as the one he gave for a men's magazine) praising Swift when she doesn't give a shit about him. He also stalked the journalist and went to her hotel at 6 am "to clarify" his statements about Swift.
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>>80253555
>Tom Hiddleston is gay

I've been reading this around recently, please elaborate, I am curious now.
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>>80265939

this >>80266056

fuck off, loser.


heh. that'll show ya
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>>80266256
>how could you actually defend this?

Because in case you haven't noticed this thread is overrun with /co/mblr (pic related) and reddit who will accept any giant monster shit forced down their throats just like with capeshit because it's hella f*ckin ebic xD and don't give a shit about movies being actually well made. They think epic maymays about Godzilla wearing a Superman cape is the epitome of fucking clever comedy but fuck that serious shit like Shin Godzilla only sneaky Japs watch that grimdark shit.
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>>80266825
/co/ was a mistake. There's no way around it, Godzillafags are fucking disturbing. Like furrfags or something. Extremely autistic and defensive.
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>>80248621
It will be Burgerzilla from 2014, not Shin. Burgerzilla's atomic breath is pathetic, so Kong won't just get chopped in half by the EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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It was ok. Not exactly good, but not bad either. Scene in Saigon where they hire Hiddleston is absolute fucking kino, that atmosphere was amazing.
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>>80267171
The western Godzilla fags are the worst, the Jap fans are great though, they love Godzilla for what he is and don't warp him to fit a derange MLP furfag fantasy. Also really creative and imaginative people whereas western fans think Godzilla dressed as a superhero is so fucking ebic.
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>>80242409
It's like pottery
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>>80251969
LEAVE ANON ALONE!!! LEAVE HHIEEEM ALONE!!?!!??
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>>80265939
>fuck you for making me type this shit out
Nobody's making you do shit you flustered autist
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>>80267603
the movie was bad and people gotta know that it was bad
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>>80256533
this
film was crap, tried to merge comedy with the serious side of things and failed so hard in that regard. fucking schizo film
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>>80256533
>you're told he's a super badass Former SAS but he has basically no backstory and when he has to display his skills it's always in the most ridiculous of ways, like when they introduce him, he omnisciently senses a guy about to stab him in the back and fights 2 dudes without even looking at them.

This is the only man who could make an MGS movie, I have full faith in him now
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>>80258083
Tom pls
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Regardless of how good this movie is, Brie is charming af https://youtu.be/5-zQcJKVfy0
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>Jing Tian will never piss in your mouth

How do I deal with these feels lads?
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>>80258083
Taylor's Ex dear, it's time to stop posting.
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>>80251083
Hnnnggg

*que Pacific Rim guitar riff*
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Is this a remake?
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>>80269718

Reboot, remake, prequel, whatever
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>>80241258
Kong has the agility to move fast and throw shit for miles. pretty interesting match up I say
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>>80239957
>it ape me starts playing
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>>80258850
Wish they had them both, could have them argue like a couple of old men. Which way to go or something like that.
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