WATCH LIVE: Christy Mack Testifies Against WAR MACHINE

>>80237680
I'd still hit it tbph.

>>80237680
Gee sorry anon, you're just too nice

I'm gonna go fuck War Machine.

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>Where's warmachine?

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>war machine

every time

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Defense is currently grilling her over her app- she has emojis showing her battered, then "making it rain," so they're implying she's profiting off of this assault.

>>80237680
When is she going to go back to doing porn?

war machine did nothing wrong

>and went into their sexual history as well, including consensual rough sex and choking

Isnt that how she made her living

>>80237828
Thats nice and all...but how does that disproves that WM fucked her up?
That literally sounds like making the best from a bad situation.

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>>80237828
"It's like Black Chyna's app."
"And... black..China..is.. a person?"

>>80237810
DON'T SAY SHIT, SCOTTY!

looks like that arya girl from got

>>80237828
>mackmojis
Jesus Christ.

LIVE STREAM WITH CHAT NOW GO WITH CHRIST BRAH

>>80237810
This dude bountyhunting from the internet

>>80237810
>YOU'VE SEEN WARMACHINE?

>>80237680

>cuck an mma champion
>get ass kicked

What's the prob?

We were allowed live threads for quote unquote "happenings" and now we're not

Why would /sp/eddit shit be /tv/ related now?

>>80237680
THAT is all the damage a professional fighter does attempting to kill a woman? Dude I could do better than that; her face would be unrecognizable. I'm guessing this guy isn't an A list fighter? Also lol at the "I'll send my buddies from the navy seals and hells angels over". Literally "what the fuck did you just say about me..." in real life. What a fag. Christy could be a qt if it wasn't for all the literal brand name tattoos.

Hijacking the thread to get some podcast recos
Maybe something comfy friend simulator thing to sleep to.

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>HEY SCOTTY YOU SEEN WAR MACHINE??

Every. Fucking. Time.

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>DUDE SHE SELLS EMOJI AND DO PORN WHAT A SLUT LMAO

worst defense attorney ever

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>>80237680
>Former adult film star
It's always the greats that leave the game early

>>80237882
Nice, I see you got the version for ants. Here is one for humans.

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>women with tattoos

>>80237897
War Machine was a contestant on the TV show The Ultimate Fighter. These threads are more /tv/ related than your shitposting faggotry you wannabe janitor.

>>80237925
>http://lawnewz.com/video/watch-live-christy-mack-continues-testimony-in-war-machine-trial-day-4/
>>80237895
>>80237862
>>80237810
This was golden.
Someone please post a screenshot of the tweets.

>>80237882
>it took me like five minutes to figure out how to post on this fag site"

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>>80237882
the fuck is this?

>>80237932
That glorious incest vid she did in her prime...KINO

>>80237680
Hell yeah here we go.
Damn these things take such a long time to come back around.

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>>80237941
And now I am the fool

>>80237932
>great

How's high school, senpai?

>>80237923
None. Quit being a fag and encouraging those morons.

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>>80237956
Can you answer the question? picture related, the boston bombing, etc were just a few we were allowed in the good old days before you invaded
but now? we have to go to /pol/?
Why?

>>80237923
Slate's Lexicon Valley all about lexicography and linguistics but really interesting and accessible w/ real world applications

Gilbert Gottfried's Amazing Colossal Podcast, has a lot of fun old hollywood guests on and is about old american movies and stuff, they know their stuff and Gilbert's great

Mike and Tom Eat Snacks, hilarious podcast from Michael Ian Black and Tom 'Harrison Wells' Cavanagh in which they pick a snack, eat a snack, rate a snack

In Our Time with Melvin Bragg, classy british panel program about historic topics

On the Media, about... the media, news cycle, how the media covers stories, etc

Also Sam Harris

>>80237680
>legally changed his name from Jonathan Koppenhaver,

Did he do this after he got with her? Because if he was called War Machine before she met him, I have to ask, what did she expect?

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>>80237960

This is such a shitty stream, any better ones?

>>80237962
it was fucking hilarious

>>80237932
>>80237985

Yeah I gotta agree. She's not one of the "greats". You want to discuss Bobbi or Jenna Haze that's another story.

wow, she looks like fucking shit.

>>80237680

Is this part of the MCU?

>>80237992
Because your mother's a whore and you're a pedophile. Everything bad that happens is because of you.

>>80238002
Thx man

>>80238025
she looks like war machine now
they look like brother and sister

>>80238052

Great now I got a boner and I want to watch some incest BDSM. Thanks alot anon.

>>80238025
Pics?

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>>80237985
Different strokes mate. I always found her incredibly attractive. Still do.

>>80237810
go with christ

>>80238033
Is it because you want to shut down threads that contradict your narrative because you have no argument, but your kind know you'll look like the censoring cunts you are if you admit that it's the political views that bother you? So you act like it's everything BUT the politics that are the problem, to the point where you'll try to convince people that discussion of a news broadcast on television is not related to television?

I mean you already know this, and so does most of 4chan, but you seem to think you're fooling people so you keep doing it.

>>80238075
Just watch the stream, it's live.

war machine did nothing wrong you white knight fucks

they are showing her tits now kek

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>>80238007

>grown man called ALPHAMALESHIT on twitter

>Defense attorney just shows the court a nude of her, sent to War Machine

>Judge: Is this even evidence

>Attorney: Err, Uhh..

This guy's a joke

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>>80238089

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Reminder: War Machine is not only /lit/ he's also probably autistic

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>defending a degenerate anti human whore
is this the reddit numale thread??

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>War Machine threatened to send friends from the NAVY SEALs or from the Hell’s Angels to harm her

>she feared telling anyone because War Machine threatened to send friends from the NAVY SEALs

is War Machine one of us?

>getting into a relationship with a man named War Machine

she was fucking her neighbor she deserved it

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>>80238139
You should read Warmachine's suicide note.

>>80238089
She looks like literal trailer trash and always did

Let me tell you how I know you grew up in a worthless flyover state

Christ she is so fucking ugly

wait why is there a trial? he confessed didn't he?

did he seriously plead not guilty?

>>80238180
>Nietzsche tattoo

this fucking guy

>>80238107
>AGENT

jesus those guys are worse than mall cops

Did he catch them in bed together? If so, what's the big deal?

>>80238089
Will we ever get mixed MMA?

>>80238257
Also an anarchy symbol

>>80238180
>anarchy hand tattoo
Mother of God. The madman.

>>80238185
*sheathes katana and looks you straight in the eyes*
"Well spoken my fellow man"
*tips*

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>>80237882
ah, memories

>Give me a minute, uh, um, uh, ok I can't find it. Do you uh, recall a conversation around 5pm about Victor the Snake?

>We never had a snake named Victor.

>Uhm, ah...

This fucking guy

>if you say so yes

>>80238222
He has good handwriting for being such a whackjob

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>>80238223
Sure, go ahead. I'll just keep posting pics of her while you post your valuable opinions, deal?

>>80238204
He literally is. See >>80237972

uhm uuuh uhm

Is Chrisy Mack retired now?

>>80238345
look at the stream, she doesnt look anything like that anymore

>>80238314
>uh um uh uh uh uh
Dude what is it with him.

haha he said lawl instead of L.O.L.

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>>80238139

>He doesn't do Alpha Male Shit

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>>80237965

>>80238370
uhh uhm oh im sorry uhh

>>80238345
>I'll just get the thread deleted posting pictures of porn stars

Fuck off back to /sp/

Post the pictures of her beaten face
nothing better than seeing a dumb roastie get what she deserves

>>80238332
yeah seriously. Most suicide notes are scribbly. Dude was going to kill himself like a champ

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MOTHERFUCKER GIVE ME FCKN SLURPEE REEEEEE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sio3gH8qEQY

>>80237965
Provide link

>>80238314
YES THEY DID DOG SAVED THAT SNAKE FUCKING TRIAL OVER WAR MACHINE WINS IF THE SNAKE DOES NOT FIT YOU MUST ACQUIT

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>>80238380
Ok?

>>80238427
That's not how imageboards work, dum dum

>>80238015
>Jenna Haze

Ass worms

>>80237680
I don't see what was wrong. They were both doing their jobs.

I guess they were both just doing their job

>>80238414
BareBackStudios Christy Mack Rebellious Daughter 720p

>>80238517
What did he mean by this?

>former adult film star

haha haa
yeah cos now she'll go on to be a team lead in a ft500 company
unless she thinks she can make a go at being a proper hollywood actress

yeah right

inb4 she quit, no way, no wayyy she earned enough money to retire happily

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>Guy narrating the stream calls it "Spicy testimony"

Confirmed for /heem/. He's the Michael Jordan of stream narrators, Joe.

>>80238527
>>80238530
nothing to see here. they were both just doing their job as part of the hivemind.

>>80238517
I CAN NEVER UNSEE THAT

>>80237680
>tearfully

No guy ever cries on the stand even if gangraped by niggers. Fucking women should be instantly kicked out if they cant hold their shit together for 2 minutes. Literally manipilating jury with fake tears.

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>>80238517

>>80237810
Seeing this always made my day. Bountyhunterposting saved my marriage.

>>80238498
good god I hope she looks better now

>LawNewz Network

>>80238561

Is Christy Mack vs. War Machine the spiciest banger?

>>80238557
she can literally marry an oil merchant and never have to worry as long as she keeps looking like a slut and fucking like one too

>>80238517
redpill me on ass worms

>>80238537
May the Gods provide you with a long and satisfiying life

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>>80238565
>No guy ever cries on the stand

they most certainly do.

>>80238603
sounds suspect but its dan abrams/mediaite law site

>>80238635
>>80238538
>>80238577
there is a video of her getting fucked and a little worm pops out of her ass

HOLY SHIT THIS HANDSOME GUY WITH THE WHITE HAIR TALKING RIGHT NOW IS THE HANDSOME REPORTER FROM MAKING A MURDERER

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>yfw you watched warmachine's porn
>yfw you were not impressed

I'd imagine he was better at it.

>>80238649
I just think it sounds silly, the stream is fine though

Christy Mack more like Christy Jacked the fuck up

>>80238635

They itch and your mom calls you dirty when you tell her she has to get you more cream for them.

>>80237680
Who the fuck is war machine? Is this television related?

>>80238661
>That chin

I'd heem him quick.

>>80237932

It's usually the smart ones who leave the game early, they save up all their money and then invest it to have a comfortable life.

The ones who stay in the business past age 26 are usually the stupid ones who buy 3 new pairs of Gucci shoes for $4k once they recieve their paycheck from a scene.

>>80238657
poor ass worm getting his home invaded all the time. those little fellas are the real victims here.

>>80238722
It's porn related, which is absolutely /tv/ related.

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>>80238657

>>80238722
Yes, now fuck off if you're this much of a newfaggot and can't even read the thread before posting like the mongoloid faggot you are. .

>His name is actually War Machine
Is he, dare I say /absolutemadman/?

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>vanilla cream look

>>80238657

yeah, i'm gonna needa sauce on that

>>80238752
I read the thread. If you had read the thread, you'd know neither of my questions were answered. Uh oooooh, how embarrassing for you!

Daaaaaaaaaaaaamn nigga he fucked her face up bad. She's lucky she escaped that nigga was definitely gonna permaheem her.

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What did she mean by this?

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>>80237680

spuh reporting in

>>80238180
that tat is pretty well done

>>80238793
Except it was you newfaggot, he was on the TV show The Ultimate Fighter. Now fuck off back to /v/eddit.

heem is here

>date a psychopathic violent guy named War Machine because he gets your pussy extra wet

>have him choke and slap you around during sex

>cry like a little bitch when it turns out he is a violent psychopath

L
O
L

women

>>80238732
almost all of them leave the business early and almost none of them are smart. there are former porn stars working in wal marts right now. they didn't stop because they didn't want the money anymore but because doing porn sucks.

>>80238802
LOOK AT HER FUCKING FACE
BAHAHAHAHA

>>80238802
>All those countries coming together to shame a female victim of abuse

Disgusting. This is Trump's America.

>>80238765
you done answered your own question

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>>80238802
kek

>>80238722
/sp/edditors aren't allowed this thread there and they're afraid of posting it on /pol/. The mods let them do it here because most of them are shitskins

>>80238877
The truth is much more innocuous my man

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>>80238802

>tfw i read that exactly in their voices

>>80238865
Nothing, he's dead

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>>80238865

>>80238407
does alpha male shit include being in a relationship with a porn star who fucks other dudes for money?
because that sounds more like uber cuck shit

>so what does your gf do for a living?
>she gets fucked by other dudes

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>>80238661

Whoa it really is. Now where is my reporterfu?

>>80238840
How insightful.

>>80238931

yes

it also includes almost going into violent rages because you can't get a slurpee

>>80238931
he saves money on lube though

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>>80238939
She was a shill for the prosecution!

Probably paid by the Prize himself!

>>80238931
Well he was still fucking, so possibly. Also, it appears he snapped and beat the fuck out of her, so uh, he's probably more "alpha" than you

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How does the defense supposed to defend this ?

the evidence is pretty damning

>>80238989
"It was a prank" defense incoming

>>80238989
By calling her a whore.

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>>80238931
>being this insecure about your girlfriend's profession

>>80238989
he had a suicide letter confessing to everything didnt he?

>>80238851
>2014

???

>>80238222
>if you are reading this it must be a rap

fucking wew

>>80238989

in cases like this you don't actually try to prove that you didn't do it, you try to make it seem less bad than it was and give reasons for it (bad childhood etc)

at least i think

>>80238989
She's a fucking prostitute
He did this country a service

>>80238989
He's stuttering his way through slut shaming her. Brought up how her social media stats rose after attack, how she sent him a nude photo etc.

>>80238732
>>80238840
What about MMA fighters like War Machine? Any known cases of retired ones living the good/bad life?

>>80238974
lel the prize is an absolute madman

>>80237828
It's wrong to profit off having committed a crime
There's nothing wrong with profiting off having been a victim.

>>80239029
WMIDF pls go

Man fuck Aaron Hernandez that nigga's beyond donezo, go back to War Machine. I wanna see him get set free like the dove of peace he is.

>>80239062
Chuck Lidell does alright.

>>80239062
Randy Couture, Chuck Liddell, pretty much everyone who beat up and picked on Tito Ortiz.

>NBA finals, Super Bowl, Trump, Oscar Mix up

WAR MACHINE is going free, screencap this

>>80239120
I seem to recall Chuck Lidell having a lot of memory issues and overall turning his noodle into soup.

I think he tapped out too late

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>>80237680
>dating a pornstar
lmao what did he expect?
>cheating on a MMA fighter
lmao what did she expect?

What type of sentence is he looking at here

>>80239062

always depends on their financial choices

you got NFL and NBA players who are essentially broke 8-10 years after retiring because they can't handle money, some live very well off due to smart investing

>>80238989
snatch every motherfucker birfday

>>80239093
>It's wrong to profit off having committed a crime

Tell that to the bf/manager of the german pornstar Sexy Cora. The guy made her go through a third(!) risky brust implant, she didn't survived. Next thing he does after her death is sell her pornos like hotcakes taking advantage of the "im memoriam muh dead porngirl" hype.

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>>80239158

>>80238657
Is this some sort of fetish? Or did she just have intestinal parasites?

>>80239165
A commendation from Trump for being a national hero, and a place in his cabinet.

>>80239187
the latter
it wasnt supposed to happen

is the stream down?

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>>80239137
Tito is also doing alright. His new wife is smoking hot. It's really funny to see how Jenna Jameson hates his guts because he's still rich, successful and has an upgraded version of her, while she's crazy, in debt and looks like shit.

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