ITT: Actors you could probably take in a fight.

>>80235742
dude couldnt have done like 20 pushups a day at least?

>>80235742
Why did they choose this shrimpy skele manlet. Wow he loooks so fucking tough.

>>80235868
god i would crush this puny insect if i got the chance

>>80235778
tough enough to play one of the best knights in a brutal medieval world fighting 8ft spartan knights and winning.

Why does he have a Skyrim tattoo?

>>80235894
I bet you'd just get rolled over.

>>80235894
Why, what did he ever do to you?

>>80235894
You'd crush him if you stepped over him.

>>80235928
i've got the speed of a cat and the reflexes of a mongoose so i'm not worried

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>>80235903
he was horribly miscast and unconvincing in that role as well. are you seriously using game of thrones as any indication of quality?

I want to fight Mark Ruffalo
He's such a cunt

>>80235778
That's skinny? Fatass detected.

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>>80235742

>>80236007
JUST

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>>80236058
>Fatass
I'm on permabulk, I guarantee you I carry more lean muscle mass than a prime Serge Nubret. I would break Iron Shrimp in half.

>>80235894
You don't stand a chance you little manlet shit

>>80236173
see me in the parking lot for rocky 7

>>80236007
>infant-faced
>pedo beard
>balding
JUST

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>>80236301
you forgot
>5'1

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>>80236401
>tfw his dick is bigger than yours

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Get ready to get wrecked, Benji

>>80236605

He's dragging a frozen turkey not his dick, weirdo.

>>80236401

lmao that lil nigga will be eating that Turkey for months

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>>80236693
http://www.xvideos.com/video14312385/verne_troyer_sex_tape

>>80236147
Are those soda can tabs on his necklace?

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>>80236761

>>80236761
hahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaha
i'm fucking dying

>come on now
>squeeze it
>ah shit

>>80236854
yes

>>80235894
you don't even float, babydick

>>80235987
and the mind of child apparently

>>80236761

No thanks. . . I only have one pair of eyes, Anon.

>>80236380
Who's the semen demon?

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>>80236401
>mini me gets more pussy than I do

>>80236761
how does he have enough blood for a boner that size?

>>80236761
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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>>80236761

>>80237210
She doesn't really look into it from what I can recall. I'm not watching it again, I don't want to hear his sex noises again. She's obviously using him for his money/fame. You could hire a prostitute and be about as well off as him.

>>80236761
>WOW! It looked as though she was fucking her 11 month old child. But I'd love to fuck her anyway.

>>80235770
They wanted the numale audience.

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>>80235899
Outta his way you dipshit