What the fuck was his problem?

>>80234087
Thirsty dick

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>I didn't come here for your pretty wife. I came here for Troy.
>I came for my honor. His every breath insults me! Let me kill him. When he's lying in the dust, give the signal to attack. You'll have your city, I'll have my revenge.
>So be it

X2 started my mancrush on Brian Cox but this movie certainly cemented it.

He was a manlet
Manlets cannot be alpha

>>80235274

I know people have their issues with Troy, but most of the casting was godly, especially Bean/Cox/Gleeson. Bana was a great Hector too.

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I'm going to die now, thanks for fucking some guy's wife, Paris.

He was tricked by Aphrodite to abduct Helen.

>>80234087
Being part of a shitty movie
>lol let's have the War of Troy end in a week
>also, no gods intervening because this is a serious movie for enlightened people

>>80235360
Peter O'Toole and Sean Bean!

>>80234087
>cuckoldry used to start wars not erections

RIP in piss humanity.

>>80234087
Pâris is supposed to be a teenage boy. That's what's wrong.

>implying you would not sacrifice some soldiers to fug Diana Kruger 24/7

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>>80236502
man, would i

>>80235274
absolute god tier.
almost every line is quotable in this film, and the atmosphere before the battles was great

>>80234087
He broke the rules and tried making his waifu his actual wife.

brian cox is simply the best. the man has never given a bad performance.