Hey, /tv/ You want some butter?

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White Phillip>black Phillip

Christfags, what if I'm already living a shit life and already going to hell, would I still be able to sell my soul? Or does Satan only want pristine christfag souls that he wouldn't otherwise get?

>>80233616
He looks immensely wise but witty too. I trust him.

>>80233622
I'll buy your soul, meet me at the mall in 30.

>>80233622
If you play your hand smart, you can play lucifer and god against each other in a bidding war for your soul.
Good luck.

>>80233590
It would have been a better movie if you could understand half the shit they were saying

>>80234005
Had zero problems understanding it.

>>80234253
I only started learning English at 6 and I still understood exactly what they're saying. Sure you aren't retarded?

>>80234279
Apparently you still fail at reading comprehension tho.
Hint: Zero problems = did not have a problem

>>80234005
ESL pls go

>>80234326
Fuck sorry about that man. I meant to reply to >>80234005.

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>>80234429
I forgive you, now let us bully >>80234005 together.