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jimmy fallon is such a sycophant I cant stand him
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>>80233346
Republeshits BTFO!
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meanwhile no one even remembers that jimmy kimmel is also competing
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So so Trump Trump
Am am I i right right??
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So...Trump?
*starts laughing uncontrollably*
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Started from the bottom now we here
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So....................................................................................
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I feel sorry for Conan.
He had a show. was pushed out due to Leno being a cunt and wanting to come back. The internet came to defend him and pushed "team coco" all over the place. he got his own show again but since it was not a internet meme that requires more effort than typing some bullshit on social media that huge wave of "support" did not carry over.
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Ohmigod this is so totally crazy... I'd like to introduce tonight's guest... we're super psyched to have her on... tonight's guest is Cameron Diaz... I can't believe this is happening... for you guys that don't know Cameron played Mary in this totally amazing movie There's Something About Mary... this is so totally crazy I can't believe she's here... I watched it like every day in college... this woman is a genius... I can't believe this is actually happening... this is so totally crazy... we're gonna play charades later... it's gonna be so awesome...
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Kimmel and Conan are the better tv hosts, fallon does that stupid fake laugh for all his guests
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>>80233470
He lost me after that gun control speech (despite going out shooting with Hunter S. Thompson and other shit).
I miss old Conan a lot, guess it just comes with getting older.
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Remember when people doubted Colbert's show and thought they were going to cancel it? I bet they're glad they didn't now.
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>>80233470
it also has a lot to do with how the nelsen ratings are only monitoring the viewing habits of the very old and very retarded.
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>>80233470
Leno did nothing wrong. He never wanted to leave, and they forced him out. Coco didn't get good rating NBC panic mode, and as Jay to come back. He comes back to doing the show he never wanted to leave in the first place. Everyone calls him a bad guy. Team Coco becomes a meme.
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>>80233346
Hopefully they sack fallon like they did conan.
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HAHAHAHAHAHA DRUMPF
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>>80233346
Christ late night is shit, everything feels so boring after Craig left
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>>80234000
Because the old guard actually had respect for the late night format and weren't just relying on politics and the internet for jokes.
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>>80233493
perfect
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>“The Tonight Show” host Jimmy Fallon watched his show’s ratings take a hit yet again on Tuesday as competitor “The Late Show With Stephen Colbert” won its fifth straight week in overall viewers — and sources say Fallon’s being forced to change his strategy to win back eyeballs.

>“[Fallon] is feeling the pressure. I mean, Stephen Colbert is now beating him in a big way and he has to change his format to keep up because he’s losing viewers,” said a source, adding that Fallon’s getting more political. “They had to figure out a way to get Trump [into his routine] because he’s too weak on Trump, and viewers are going elsewhere. [He’s been] uncomfortable talking about politics, and that’s not what the people want.”

>Sources tell Page Six that Fallon was forced to zhoozh up his show and recently debuted a new segment, “This Week in Words,” to rival politically edgy Colbert’s late ratings hike.

>A different source added that Fallon “is being pushed to be more political. When he was on ‘SNL’ he could be vicious on the ‘Weekend Update’ desk.”

>David Letterman dinged Fallon in New York magazine, saying, “I would have gone to work on Trump.”

>CBS crowed Tuesday that former Comedy Central host Colbert won the ratings race for a fifth straight week in overall viewers, growing 29 percent from the same time last year. But a “Tonight Show” source said, “Fallon continues to enjoy a lead over Colbert in the 18 to 49 [demographic], which is more important in the industry than the overall viewership.” They said Colbert’s recent string of wins has gotten slimmer each time.

>The numbers still get Fallon’s goat.

>“He freaks out over this. He has to be on top,” a source told us.
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>>80233346
Do you think the ratings going down is making Fallon drink even more?
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How can Jimmy compete with Trump jokes?
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Fuck Fallon and his stupid fucking fake laugh and interupting his guests constantly FUCK HIIIIIIIIIM
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>>80234076
If Fallon goes political now it'd ruin the show even more. You'll just alienate the republican audience and the people who watch colbert will keep watching colbert.
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Does anyone unironically watch these late shows consistently?

So much that you say "I AM DONE WITH FALLON, COLBERT IS /my guy/ NOW"
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Klumpf is dumb.

>Yeeeeeah, yeah, uh uh, reeee, du du da "autistic screeching"
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Has Colbert gotten better since when he started?


I loved the Colbert Report and gave his late show 2 weeks but it just wasn't good
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Based big ratings Colbert changing the game
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>>80233415
DONALD TRUMP.........
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>>80234124
Agreed. The Colbert audience is a market created by The Daily Show, and taught a generation that sarcasm/non-sequitur somehow equates to being politically educated. It's nonsense, but it's how the Left thinks.
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I miss Colbert's old character. Him acting as a right-wing strawman was much better than him saying "lol drumpf am i right?" like literally every single other TV host that exists.
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>>80233382
>>80234122
My theory is that Jimmy Fallon is an android designed only to give the best rimjobs and brownose people but for some reason they gave him a talk show and just had him go out and brownose but he wasn't programmed to tell jokes
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>>80234158
>Has Colbert gotten better

Colbert Show was actually pretty good even though I'm conservative

only thing I've seen of him lately is when he was acting like the world was ending on election night and the other day when he had an ex CIA director on shilling the "we don't spy on Americans hehe you can trust us" shit
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It'll never happen but I bet he would get the big ratings if he went all-out Pro-Trump. Be the only Pro-Trump show on television. He'll at least get the /pol/lacks watching.
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>>80233470
Stop pretending Leno was the bad guy. He literally retired and they asked him to come back because Conan wasn't mainstream popular enough.

Leno is a good dude for real, stop being r3ddit.
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>>80234182
A great kek
Thank you virgin
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>>80233470
Dunno, but I feel like Conan actually hates his job and has lost any passion he might've had.
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>>80234302
True /pol/acks will see right through him and call him out for being an opportunistic faggot, r/the_donald'll probably lap that shit right up though
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>>80233767
>>80234316
Different anon and I agree, but Leno didn't have to come back. God knows he doesn't need the money. I guess it's just too hard to turn down, though.
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>>80233470
The ratings may not be good but TBS is a small network. Even so Conan is getting 12 million $ a year. Conan should abandon the standard talk show format, do a lot more remotes instead and also increase his online presence.
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>>80234302

very true, just like how that Tucker Carlson guy rapes every other cable news show.
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>>80234000
>He'll be doing radio soon

I'll listen in but I don't think it'll be as charming as actually seeing him.
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DRUMPF BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
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>>80234441
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2dct9ErA_g

Tucker Carlson is great. I like him even more after seeing the above speech.
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I don't understand the ratings in the first place. Who the fuck under 30 is watching late night talk show hosts? There's who the Trump jokes appeal to.
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>"""""people""""" still watch latenight talk shows

Latenight died when Conan left NBC, plebs.
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Is the entire spectrum of "Late Night" shows literally just the Two Minutes Hate for modern millennial liberals, but with a musical performance thrown in at the end?
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Will they finally make him stop laughing uncontroably every five seconds?
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>>80233683
>Never bother to check my mail
>Postman finally complains
>Clean out mailbox
>Dozens of letters and packets from the department of commerce
>They wanted to install a neilson box on my tv
>but it was too late
I could have saved television if only i wasn't so lazy.
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>>80233346
BTFO
T
F
O
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>>80234721

Tuckers redemption is amazing to watch though. He used to be some talking head goober and now hes on this warpath and taking skulls
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>>80234076
>Everyone wants more political bullshit in their standard entertainment
>everything will become more and more political until we can't escape it

Where is the glorious timeline I was promised, guys? Because so far this is just shit
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I'm not a Trump supporter, but how the fuck are people not sick of the 'lol trump' shtick yet?
Colbert has zero charisma and the jokes are the same unfunny shit again and again. He's just smugly telling people what they want to hear and they eat it up.
There's a lot about Trump to mock, but every one of these shows is the same garbage night after night. How do people keep finding enjoyment in this?
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>>80233346
Hopefully Jimmy starts shilling for CIA as well.
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>>80234076
>ignore politics bullshit that retards like for strengthening their echo chamber and treat trump like a human being instead of "LITCHRALLY HITLER"
>lose ratings
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>>80235078
Colbert keeps bringing Jon Stewart as a guest on his show so that and the whole "return of Colbert Report" probably attracts more viewers.
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>>80233346
SO
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>>80235078
Because the trump administration is relentless in being really fucking stupid. It's hard not to shake your head and laugh on a daily basis at what's coming out of it
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>>80234076
Imagine being a producer this simple-minded

I hate that politics has to be in everything, and i'm /pol/.

Letterman and Leno were the least political shows ever. They told a few president jokes in the opening monologue that's it.
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>>80234173
SUCKS
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>>80233346
FUCKING GOOD

Fallon is white bread.

I can watch almost any other late night talk show except for Fallon's. Fucking untalented, alcoholic cunt.
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>>80235078
He's a politically charging figure I guess. You either love him or hate him and people love to hate him. Lots of people who have nothing in common agree he's an idiot and so the media keeps parroting him to get as wide an audience as possible.

t. Trump Supporter enjoying the liberal meltdown
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>>80233346
i dont get it, what happened?
change what?
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>>80234239
It really disgusts me that there are people who will take that CIA director's word (and James Clapper's word) for fact after all the shit they've pulled.
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>>80233346
stephen colbert is a prop for the left to push their agenda

notice the cia director coming on the very same day leaks come out, and at the end he promotes a book the director wrote nearly a year ago

fuck him
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>>80233346
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7RE9_nmoLg
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>>80235078

>I'm not a Trump supporter, but how the fuck are people not sick of the 'lol trump' shtick yet?

Your average Hillcuck isn't very discerning, and is thusly very easy to entertain.
They're typically mouth-breathers who think having their opinions regurgitated back to them plus some lazy "jokes" is a form of entertainment, so they sit back and slap their bloated fins together like circus-seals and hork hork hork every time Colbert or Corden or whatever cuck they're watching makes some bland, poorly thought-out, factually inaccurate statement about Trump and then post the YouTube version to their Facebook.
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>>80235221
I'm sorry that Colbert is too based for your liking
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british panel shows >>>>>>>> american late night """"""shows""""""
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>>80235221
>Believing the daily show and colbert report were anything other than fake news
Boggles the mind that a good chunk of people literally use the show as a news source. I'd trust /pol/ to deliver reliable news. At least a few shitposters would post a dissenting opinion
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>>80234076
Hahahahahaha you mad trumpcucks?
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What's the difference between Jimmy Fallon and myself?

I can get through a Jimmy Fallon joke without laughing.
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>>80235301
*to deliver more unbiased news
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>>80233346
Are these the same "sources" that were touting colbert would be replaced by corden and his sacking was imminent?
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>>80233346
Trump is already good for business.

The madman is doing it.
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>>80235270
he brought up a point about Sessions doing his fucking job, and compared it to getting caught sleeping with another women by your wife, audience erupts in laughter, you can't make this shit up
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>>80235310
JIM FALLON BTFO
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>>80233346
>People actually watch talk shows
they're so fucking shit it's unbelievable
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say it with me!

MORE TRUMP JOKES
MORE TRUMP JOKES
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>>80235301
>I'd trust /pol/ to deliver reliable news.
you are fucking delusional. maybe if this was /n/ or /news/ i could see that. because they would laugh at faggots who posted blogs and youtube videos of some asshole ranting about crazy shit without no evidence to back it up besides "feeling it to be true" and conjecture. unlike /pol/ that eats shit that /x/ drops.
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>>80234879
That's exactly what they are.
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>>80235507
>I've never been to /pol/
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>>80235301
>I'd trust /pol/ to deliver reliable news

Holy christ anon please stop voting
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>>80235507
I bet you think Buzzfeed is reliable.
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>>80235554
I voted for Nader
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>>80235404
Leftists are retarded subhumans. What more is there to say?
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>>80235301
>I'd trust /pol/ to deliver reliable news

Neck yourself, faggot.
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>>80235159
>Because the trump administration is relentless in being really fucking stupid. It's hard not to shake your head and laugh on a daily basis at what's coming out of it
>muh russians

kys
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Why doesn't he get Trump on? He was pretty friendly to him during the campaign.
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>>80235554
Fucking hell. Not that guy, but you first, libtard.
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>>80234076
>uncomfortable talking about politics, and that’s not what the people want.
Europoor here, is it truth? From my online experience most of people rather complain about hearing about politic nonstop.
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>>80235495
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>>80235554
>successfully call Brexit and the Election

maybe you should bubba
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>>80235554
>>80235648
>An image board where anyone can post a dissenting opinion vs a tv show that no one can say their side
>Which is more reliable
Kek
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>>80234076
>Liberals literally won't watch television unless the host feeds them their opinions back to them constantly
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>>80233617
Yo faggot I've shot guns my entire life. the united states needs better gun control laws, mostly industry facing. Fucking sjw cunt.
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>>80234076
>WE WON'T WATCH YOUR SHOW UNLESS YOU BERATE AND MAKE FUN OF THAT CLOWN DRUMPF!!!!
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>>80235827
lol
>its a triggered cuckservative sjw projects his own butthurt on his boogiemen episode.
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>>80235881
spoiler alert trump dies in prison.
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>>80233617

My question is, Why are wanting more gun control laws and liking guns mutually exclusive?
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>>80235914
buzzwords: the post
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>>80234601
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>>80234076
>“Tonight Show” source said, “Fallon continues to enjoy a lead over Colbert in the 18 to 49 [demographic], which is more important in the industry than the overall viewership.
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>>80235159
Trump is doing the exact same thing every administration has done, but you're being manipulated by the media to think its a disaster.

>pick poorly qualified friends as his cabinet

Exactly the same as every president

>pass pointless EO's that benefit his party and connections

Again, the exact same thing as presidents before him

>change US policy and foreign relations

Same
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>>80234377
Leno is 1000 times better as a car guy on Youtube
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>>80235735

What about Romney winning presidency? What about the great financial collapse of 2012? Yeah I remember those too.
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>>80235243
thusly isn't a word, friend. please stop using it
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>>80236001
because they have been convince it is black or white. there is no middle ground.
some are just afraid they might need to learn how to aim instead of spraying in the general direction of your target.
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>>80236003
irony
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>Drumpf kids actually mad that everyone hates him

lol
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>>80236103
It's not normal for your Security Adviser to quit and your Attorney General to perjure himself in the first two months, mate.
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Honestly fug bonald bump xD
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>>80233346
Leno was much, MUCH better
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>>80233346
>Unfunny leftist cuck is going to be out in a year.

Well this is another case of /tv/ BTFO once again.
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Jesus Christ, America, get your shit together.
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>>80236067
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>>80236295
>believing a Chinese hoax
>current year
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Are there any talks shows were they don't have awkward interviews with guests

Just like making jokes, talking to regular other comedians, showing clips of funny shit, music
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>>80236411

>DUDE MEMES LMAO
>Rich people will take me to their secret rockets and bunkers to survive right?!
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>>80236295
He IS right though. Water vapor has more effect.
He may be disingenuous but he isn't wrong.
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>>80236468
Oklahoma is the greatest state in the Union.
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>>80235495

WHEN WILL THEY LEARN
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>>80236001
>Why are wanting more gun control laws and liking guns mutually exclusive?

Because its the very definition of a slippery slope when extremely ignorant people are the ones trying to legislate things.
Most gun owners wouldnt mind smart laws, but you cant trust the gun control advocates who have shown over and over how clueless they are.
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>>80234316

I am just giving power to the thought that Leno is a good dude. He'd make a good neighbour I bet.
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>>80236210
Hardly, nice try though.
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>>80235495
Imagine RDJ sitting down on the couch there.
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>>80235671
and here, amidst the degenerates during peak russian hours, we observe a putinshill.
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>>80236232
>Well this is another case of /tv/ BTFO once again.
Remind me last time when /tv/ lost.
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>>80233346
So did Colbert just move his audience from Comedy Central after he started shitting on Trump more or what happened?
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>>80236225
you're talking to a Putinshill dude. its best not the reply them. Russian work hours end soon.
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>>80236690

moonlight winning the oscar
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>>80236679
Might wanna do a quick wikipedia search to see what Putin was up to during 8 years of Obama anon.

Spoiler, he was doing whatever he wanted including invading countries.
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>>80236690
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>>80235640
but fox news, breitbart, and info wars are for inteligent viewers, amirite?
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Trump was the greatest thing to happen to Colbert since he replaced Letterman.

He's such an easy target and Colbert and his writing team don't let up on a single hit. They're ruthless.

Good for them, I suppose.
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>>80234353
/pol/acks might see through it, but normie Donald supporters wouldn't. It would be a good thing desu, because it would show that there is a market for right leaning entertainment, and would make it less taboo.
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>>80236905
Trump is good for all media. The man is a star, he really has good ratings for everyone.
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>>80235195
>Fallon getting stale
>Colbert getting presidential boost

Fallon still has a better rating in the 18-49 but lost total viewership.
Bragging aside, we'll have to wait and see if its a trend or not because this is the first time in years that the tonight show lost to the late show.
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>>80236765
>83
you fucking wish, cunt.
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>>80236946
forgot the pic
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>>80233346
Fallon fucked up. The only way to be successful and have a talk show nowadays is to make a shit ton of Donald trump references. Isn't trump the worst!!!!!
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>>80233767

You can go fuck yourself as you are either a Leno faggot, or you have no idea what happened. Leno has, and always has been a complete dick by anyone who worked with, before, and after him. The twat has a garage full of expensive cars just because he's such a narcissist.

Conan at that time was absolute gold and even though he was neutered a bit on NBC, it still wasn't bad. He drew the younger audience which, big surprise, would grow up with him.

>b-b-but anon Conan sucked at that time. It's not NBCs fault his show was shit.

Really? Again you must not remember his last weeks on air. I do. I'd argue it's the best he had in his entire career because he was completely unchained now that they were fucking him over (with Leno doing absolute dick to stop it)

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-LQxMsqy1Ro

Feel free to cuck yourself but don't start spewing shit to everyone else.

yes I get triggered by this
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>>80236905
It is because Trump is a lolcow that will be milked for lulz for as long as he is in office.
he throws tantrums like he is on reality TV still. plus his supports are just as easy to control as well. giving Colbert and his team tons of extra views just so they can be outraged at what he said.
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>>80236067
I miss the days when people actually called out Godwin's Law.
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>>80236940
Yeah, but no matter what he wins. CNN's ratings might go up when they cover him, but at the end of the day, he's the one getting the exposure. Trump is a media madman.
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>>80234076
>if you don't bash the president you lose viewers
>all people want is 2 hours of trump bashing

Get me off this fucking planet
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>>80237048
>he throws tantrums like he is on reality TV still.

Is this what you call putting up a fight? He's the first Republican president with some balls, and the left doesn't know how to react except by saying he's throwing temper tantrums. His twitter shitposts have the power to put stocks up or down by dollar amounts in a day. That's power, deal with it.
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>>80235914
>projects
>boogiemen
It's literally in the article you dumbass
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>>80237075
>>all people want is 2 hours of trump bashing

This isnt new
Do you guys not remember the beating they did of Bush?

The country is getting more progressive every year and it started hard with bush. Thats how Obama got elected twice.

Its really no surprise that the people who shit on bush and elected obama would enjoy shitting on trump.

You couldnt turn the TV on without seeing a joke about Bush
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>>80237055
I remember the days when candidates didn't promise to commit war crimes during the campaign.
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>>80237149
there is a difference.
you put up the fight on the hill to get shit done.
not on twitter like a pissy teenager.
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>>80237075
>all "people"
>implying liberals and leftshits are "people"

Daily reminder these same people think it's impossible to hate crime white folk.
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>>80236570
> who have shown over and over how clueless they are
no they haven't no laws have passed. and every time the left even SUGGESTS common sense changes, like not letting people on terrorist watchlists own a fucking gun, the NRA and far right throw hissy fits that stops anything from getting done.
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>>80237149
"deal with it" is not a policy, nor is it a response to increasing authoritarian rule.

stay enslaved, sheep.
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>>80237237
>implying he's not doing both
>implying his twitter isn't all powerful

mate just stop.
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>>80237220
Yet I could watch tv for the last eight years and never hear a joke about Obama
really
makes
me
think
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>>80236725
>>80236765
Yeah, no.
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>>80237075
>SNL is already starting to see it's viewership tank from its Jan 2017 highs

Even liberals can only take so much trump bashing
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>>80233678

He's basically just doing the Colbert Report except as a late night talk show. Desperate lefties need someone to tell them that their views are correct, so Colbert and Maddow are getting more views.
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>>80237149
Trump's pathetic tweets aren't him fighting, it's him being a joke.
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>>80233387
Or Conan.

Conan > Kimmel > Colbert > Fallon

Colbert is at least somewhat funny on his own, funnier by himself than Kimmel, but Kimmel has superior skits / guest interactions / etc. Conan has better combination of the two. Fallon is shit
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>All these US talk shows to choose from
>Best one is a britbong one
who would have thought
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>>80237235
Like Hillary? :>
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>>80237310
Yeah, why would they be alienating their viewer base?
Its really not that hard to comprehend
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>>80237293
>>80237307
>>80237346
Stay mad cause that twitter account is president now.

>stay enslaved, sheep

Oh, hahahaha, mate this has got to be b8. You can't lack this amount of self awareness.
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>>80234076
i feel bad for fallon that he has to conform to what audiences want, at this time

fallon is going to be on longer than trump ill be president
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>>80235495
>Jimmy is like 3 inches taller than me
Christ
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>>80233346
What happens when things inevitably calm down and Trump isn't doing anything noteworthy that made colbert's ratings increase?
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Why do people watch Falon? Such a cringey fake boring fuck
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>>80237394
>twitter account is president now
the fact that you think this is a good thing just shows how fundamentally immature you are.
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>>80234076

>zhoozh up
>dinged

Fucking babbi language
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>>80237396
He'll really be on for 8 years?
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>>80237341
Yeah, lefties are really desperate to be right. Trump is doing an excellent job and they can't handle that so they make shit up about his excellent presidency while making up fake controversy. It's so pathetic desu. Trump is so manly when he goes on a twitter rant BTFOing everyone but people pretend he's a "baby". Sad.
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>>80237257

Individual states such as California and Connecticut have already shown if you give them an inch, they'll take a mile. First they make it harder to get guns, then they restrict how much gun you're allowed to have (only so much ammo allowed, only certain types), then they make it hard to find a gun shop/ranges as they legislate those away from city zones. Just because there's no national legislation occurring on gun control, doesn't mean they haven't done things that show why groups like the NRA are overreactors. The ideal is of course that both sides chill the fuck out and do the "common sense" stuff.
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>>80237331

>these are somehow wins for /tv/

latest loss is this retards post
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>>80237394
I have a feeling you think what you're showing me makes Trump come across as anything other than a tool.
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>>80235014
>Where is the glorious timeline I was promised, guys?
Hillary lost, remember?
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>>80237298
>It is ok for him to act like a pissy 13 year old girl because he says mean things!
Idiocracy is a prolific film i tell ya what.
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>>80237391

It is and it isn't. From the perspective of getting and maintaining the ratings they manage now, sure this is very smart, but Carson, leftie though he may be, knew that if you wanted those monster ratings you had to play to the center of the country not the east and west who would pick and choose. All this really means is not being insulting to one side mind you.
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>>80237257
You're advocating the government putting you on a list and once you're on that list you lose your constitutional rights?

Think about that for a second.

Please educate yourself and don't trust the media and social media and the government.
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>>80233415
*apprehensive silence, quiet rustling in the crowd*
>>80234173
*disgust spreads, scattered boos from the crowd*
>>80235165
*crowd erupts into total deafening applause, a Trump effigy is erected and burned, Colbert's wry smile contorts into a full grin, bathed in the orange glow of the burning Trumpfigy*
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>>80237425
>>80237502
>>80237524
Hahahaha, call me whatever you want, but I predicted Donaldo's election, and my side is winning. Continue the whole faux "when they go low, we go high" schtick, and see how it works out. The truth is I don't care what you think, not about his twitter, or his politics, because he's a winner, he's won for 70 years, and he'll win for 8 more. Screen cap it, he'll be president in 2024. Meanwhile you can call me dumb, like I'm a part of Idiocracy or whatever juvenile comparison to popular media you can come up with, but I saw this coming, and you didn't, but hey, it's not to late to join the winning team. You can vote for him in 2020.
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>>80237587
Is this pasta? "Trump won" and "Trump is a tool" aren't contradicting statements.
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>>80237587
I'm convinced people are false-flagging as /pol/tards at this point to try to make them even more hated than they already are.

You don't need to do this, man, everyone already knows they're idiots.
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>>80235495
How is this woman 6 4?
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Conan>Kimmel>>>Colbert>Seth>>>Fallon>that fat fuck who sings in a car
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Fallon - idiotic laughter from the host.

Colbert - idiotic laughter from the audience.

Either way, annoying as fuck.
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>>80237623
>>80237657
Ayyy lmao, say whatever you need to make yourselfes feel better. I'll be shitposting and celebrating for the foreseeable future. Remember laddieos. You brought up politics. I didn't. Toodles.
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i miss craig ferguson ;_;
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>Something something ANTAGONIZE RUSSIA OR YOU'RE A PUTIN PLANT
>audience: HAHAHAHAHAHA
>token black musician:YEEEAAHHH
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>>80237728
Yep. Definitely a false-flag.
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>>80237587
So did i. that dune coon shooting up the club sealed it. Trump ran his campaign on fear mongering.
Reality TV is a cancer. celebrity worship has been a large part of our culture since reality TV and 24/7 gossip media took over.

It is not gonna end well boy. you fell for a city boy huxster's bullshit. Hope you like Corporate cock.
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>>80237048

>he throws tantrums like he is on reality TV still

It's hilarious seeing leftists accusing people of throwing "tantrums" when they've spent the last 2 fucking years literally spraying torrents of shit all over their environment every time they don't get their way.
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>>80237770
Shhhhhh don't tell them, it's better they don't think.
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>>80237770
>everyone who does not agree with me nor like people acting like 13 year old girls on twitter is a leftist!

keep tellin your self that city boy
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>>80237346

>Trump's pathetic tweets aren't him fighting, it's him being a joke.

And Colbert's pathetic "jokes" aren't resistance. It's just Colbert being a corporate media whore.
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>>80237546
it's a no-fly list and is a basic obstacle in restricting potential suspects' ability to cause harm. I don't know if there's any data on this but I'm willing to guess a majority of Americans would waiver gun rights for people on those lists.

>don't trust the media and social media and the government
but you would trust a watchlist suspect with a gun?
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>>80237853
Correct. Colbert isn't "resisting" anything. He's using Trump's idiocy and making fun of it to get good ratings.
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>>80237753
Get fucked reddit

>>80237758
Glad to see another political pleb. Meanwhile Trump is probably the closest thing to Teddy since Nixon. Not surprising they both came from New York, both care about the American people, both are populist presidents who care for the working class, and aren't afraid to take on big business and their monopolistic interests.
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>>80237853
it is him doing his job as an entertainer. not as a president.
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>>80233493
Spot on except wasn't he on SNL by the time something about Mary came out?
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>>80237587
your posts in a nutshell:
>hahahaha
>deal with it
>twitter is president

take a hard look in the mirror, kid. you're one of them bonafide retards.
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>>80237462
no, sorry ctr
tv didn't care about it
Suicide Squad though
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>>80237868
Now you're gonna get bamboozled by retard leftoids claiming false equivalencies because Trump hired businessmen into his cabinet
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>>80237854
You're a moron, and you're exactly whats wrong with america.

Ignorant children who honestly think the government is there to help them because they literally swallow establishment propaganda every minute of their lives.
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>>80237854
The no-fly list doesn't have any legal backing, so removing someone's constitutional rights would be illegal, especially since you can get put on the no fly list without being a criminal.

>>80237877
Comrade, learn2deal.
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>>80233346
What dies that headline mean? Change it from what to what? The name? The subject matter? What's happening? Did a fucking retarded 3rd grader write that headline?
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>>80237721
Hey @realDonaldTrump u up?
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>>80237012
>being this assflustered over shitty late night tv shows

HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA
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>>80237441

They really need to stop covering his Twitter imo. The executive orders, statements, and such are ignored compared to the breathless news cycle set off by a tweet. It's obvious by now that a tweet from Trump should be taken as seriously as something he says walking down the hallway or between bites of a well-done steak, yet from the amount of coverage devoted to his Twitter, you'd think that tweets are the only things that really matter.

Trump firing someone is news; Trump signing an executive order is news; Trump setting up a new department is news; Trump ordering Congress to open an investigation is news. Trump tweeting about how the crowd outside his plane is huge and fantastic is not news.
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>>80237926
>Ignorant children who honestly think the government is there to help them because they literally swallow establishment propaganda
yet you mindlessly support Trump, the most authoritarian and propaganda-reliant leader in US history

how about them apples.
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>>80238017
Yeah, it's Trump controlling the media narrative. People don't realize how they are getting played.
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>>80237926
It's pretty interesting that starbucks liberals are now suddenly big fans of the old guard neocons that got us into this immigration mess.
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>>80237946
maybe when you grow up you'll drop the buzzwords and learn real arguments, kid.
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Fuck Jimmy Fallon and fuck Donald Trump.
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>>80237868
Dont insult Theodore like that.
He cared about the people enough to join the military even though his family was rich enough to get him out of it.
He cared enough about the people to take the fight to wall st and big corporations before he became president, not sucking up to them and being one of them. not bring in the fucking CEO of a large railroad to be in charge of railroad policy.
He loved nature and the beauty of the land. he did not want us to build ugly shit all over it like pipeline and sub-urban sprawls nor gawdy golden towers.
He treated everyone as an American regardless of where they were from or what race they were or what god they believed it. they were just Americans to him.
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>>80235554
That portuguese guy analyzing the polls on the Trump general was more accurate than every "professional" statistician generic newspapers employed.
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>>80238046

>Trump, the most authoritarian and propaganda-reliant leader in US history

Libshits really amaze me sometimes.
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>>80234076
>“This Week in Words,” to rival politically edgy Colbert’s late ratings hike.
so that's what that was about. god that was shit.
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>>80238056
the immigration mess is caused by a variety of global factors, not by the efforts of one US political party you naive fuck.
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>>80238017
It's a pretty good indicator that the tv age media is on its final ropes since half of their programming is them selecting shit they found online to talk about. Vault 7 is a fucking gigantic story and it's pretty telling that MSM were reluctant to cover it while it blew up on the internet. We're in he middle of a paradigm shift.
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>>80238046
Yeah, I think you should learn more US History... Or at least wait 1/3 of the presidency to say it was the most "propaganda" reliant.
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>>80238130
there there, sheep. there there.
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>>80238050
>All right, we're bringing you into hour three of our panel discussions. Let's bring it to Bert Newscuck in Washington DC, Bert, what do you think it says when a President makes false claims about crowd size?

They really think they're hurting him.
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>that moment you realize your game show host idol is considered a walking joke outside your containment board
>>
So..... DRUMPF
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>>80238111

>He treated everyone as an American regardless of where they were from or what race they were or what god they believed it. they were just Americans to him.

>
>"In the first place, we should insist that if the immigrant who comes here in good faith becomes an American and assimilates himself to us, he shall be treated on an exact equality with everyone else, for it is an outrage to discriminate against any such man because of creed, or birthplace, or origin. But this is predicated upon the person’s becoming in every facet an American, and nothing but an American … There can be no divided allegiance here. Any man who says he is an American, but something else also, isn’t an American at all. We have room for but one flag, the American flag … We have room for but one language here, and that is the English language … and we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a loyalty to the American people."

Teddy Roosevelt was a racist, xenophobic, Trump-supporting Nazi by modern Liberal standards. Quit fooling yourself.
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>>80238165
He has lied repeatedly, almost daily, since taking office, and uses his press relations arm to suppress access and facts. Again, stay ignorant, sheep.
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>>80238169

>UR ALL SHEEP

I remember being 15, too.

It's also hilarious hearing people who watch Colbert, Oliver, etc. calling anyone else "sheep".
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>>80238140
You're right if neocons didn't blow the shit out of the middle east the general population would still have intense phobia against Muslim countries.

Fucking moron, you're not smart stop trying to impress people and stop taking everything at face value, no wonder u hate trump
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>>80238017
>>80238050

There are chapters about this in his book about being a wildcard and controlling the media with outlandish shit you backtrack on, but of course no bright colored hair would ever read a book written by Hitler.
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>>80237854
>but you would trust a watchlist suspect with a gun?
Trust? I don't trust anyone who I don't personally know and vetted myself. It doesn't mean it isn't their god damn right to own a fucking gun you faggot.
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>>80233346
Love the choice of photo's here.
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>>80238144

They're in a tight spot. They get information fed to them from people in the CIA, so too much "fuck the CIA" risks losing their access to future leaks.
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>>80238226
>sheep

It's pretty surreal seeing people on 4chan use this term unironically

What the hell has become of this place
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>>80238184

>that moment where you realize what faggoty, low-information, MSNBC-watching, Starbucks-drinking millenial liberals think is a "walking joke" or not doesn't matter, and Trump is still the President
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>>80238219
the important part is
>for it is an outrage to discriminate against any such man because of creed, or birthplace, or origin.
Trump just insists people his supports are afraid of are the worse people of all time because reasons.
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>>80234230
i think you might be right he was programmed by the people over at apple so he's generic and hipster as shit
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>>80238046
>the most authoritarian and propaganda-reliant leader in US history

What is this even supposed to mean?

>and propaganda reliant leader in US history

You sure that doesn't apply to the old Franklin "crippled" Roosevelt, or Barrack "the magic negro who got is dick sucked by the media non-stop for 8 years, so they ignored it when he continued Bush's policies of destroying and destabilizing the Middle East and won a Peace Prize for it" Obama.

>>80238072
Nigga there is no argument, you are whining about his twitter, that is literally all you're doing. He's got you under his thumb. One "wrong" tweet and your hyperventilating about childish behavior.

>>80238111
>He treated everyone as an American regardless of where they were from or what race they were or what god they believed it.

Lol, was going to post this >>80238219 but he beat me to it. Muslim niggers don't belong in the US, they should never even set foot on this holy soil.

Here's a little more on Sicilians.

>What was the reaction of our country's leaders to the lynchings? Teddy Roosevelt, not yet president, famously said they were "a rather good thing."

Lol, "he luved immigrants, so long as they wuz Americans" Get fucked you historically illiterate. Imagine what he thought of niggers, and spics.
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>>80238285

We're being colonized by under-aged Tumblrinas in the wake of Trump's election.

Same shit happened in 2014 after Gamergate.

SJW's got mad and came here to """"educate"""" us.
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>>80238285
>implying it's not just advanced shitposting
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>>80238254
then you shouldn't agree to be governed at all and should just walk into traffic.
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>>80234601
I really don't get why you would stoop to this level as potential president. It's embarrasing.
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>>80236570
"slippery slope" is literally defined as a fallacy
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>>80238336
this never was your safe space you dumb nazi fuck. go back to r/The_Donald where you belong, faggot.
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>>80238046
>Trump, the most authoritarian and propaganda-reliant leader in US history
that was Lincoln
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>>80238125
That hug wasnt that awkward
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>>80238308

>Trump just insists people his supports are afraid of are the worse people of all time because reasons.

If by reasons you mean "empirical evidence" and "everything we've seen go down in Europe".

I know you leftist faggots have a wild, raging boner for anything brown, including illegal mexicans and muslim fundamentalists, but mass-importing them is shitting all over America just like it shat all over Europe.
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>>80238351
You're retarded. Read the Constitution about law and governance, then read the Constitution about rights and try again.
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I hope Donald Trump resigns or is impeached soon. He is tearing our country apart.
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>>80238404
wow so edgy.
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>>80238336
>anyone who opposes a child-raping traitor and his porn star whore wife is a SJW

This is what smoking /pol/ does to your brain.
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>>80235495
>be a tall woman
>wear 6 inch heels as well
for what reason?
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>>80238046
?

Who said I supported Trump? You can recognize the fact that the media is not your friend and is pushing an agenda without being pro anyone.

And guess what, Donald Trump is a moderate democrat from New York who only ran on the R ticket because he knew he would win the primary against Jeb Bush.

And about "propaganda", Obama and the pro-establishment medias incestuous relationship is fucking disgusting.

Obama was the biggest war criminal in history due to his drone strikes and pro middle east unrest polices, but as long as colbert and ellen danced with him who cares huh?
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>>80238394

>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DIS OUR BOARD NOW WHITEBOI, CHECK UR PRIVILEGE

Careful, Tumblr. Getting too riled-up will cause one of those massive calcified wads of Ben & Jerry's in your arteries to become dislodged.
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>>80238441
really makes you think
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>>80238111
>I don't go so far as to think that the only good Indians are dead Indians, but I believe nine out of ten are, and I shouldn't like to inquire too closely into the case of the tenth.

LOL

>"I wish very much that the wrong people could be prevented entirely from breeding; and when the evil nature of these people is sufficiently flagrant, this should be done. Criminals should be sterilized and feeble-minded persons forbidden to leave offspring behind them."

KEK
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>>80237362
Graham Norton is such a talented dude.
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I want a BBC documentary where they go deop into the remotest jungle of amazonia and find the last people on earth who still watch late night talk shows
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>>80238438

>He is tearing our country apart.

Yeah, it's totally not the liberals that are rioting, setting fires and beating the shit out of people every fucking week.
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>>80238250

I think their big problem is that they're being inauthentic. They're not really outraged that Trump says that he's worth $10 billion when he's maybe only technically worth like $4 billion; they're outraged because they hate Trump and his policies. Unfortunately, there are lots of people who don't hate Trump's policies, and those are the people they're trying to get to. Even though they don't find this stuff particularly outrageous, they're hoping that other people will.

It's well-established that people will put up with almost anything from people generally doing the stuff they like. Obama can say that there are 57 states, and Democrats don't give a shit, because at the end of the day, they still want him to be the President over any other option. Republicans harping endlessly about Obama and 57 states hoping that Democrats will eventually say "you know? Fuck Obama, let's get rid of him" are delusional.

They started the day outraged by Trump, and any particular thing they're calling outrageous is replaceable. If it weren't that, they'd find something else. Same with Republicans and Obama. This is why partisan hacks shouldn't report the news.
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>>80238441

>child-raping traitor

Just like Obama was a "Muslim terrorist", right?

I hope fabricated shit keeps you SJW cucks nice and angry throughout his ENTIRE presidency. You faggots deserve to be constantly mad.
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>>80238468
aww, the Trumpbaby has to sperg out in all caps now. what an adorable little thing.
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>>80238442
show manlets their proper place
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>>80233470
Clueless Gamer is great
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>>80238500
They are at fault too, but it is mostly a reaction to Trump's extreme nationalist policies that are at odds with American ideals and the traditional American conception of freedom.
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>>80238536
>fabricated shit

t. the last remaining advertiser on Breitbart
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>>80238555
>Trump's extreme nationalist policies
Jesus fuck the word "nationalist" has lost all its meaning

Clinton was saying the same things about immigration in the 90s.
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Friendly reminder that no matter what Trump does, leftoids will always spin it into something negative. Even if he ends the refugee crisis (which he will) and restores the economy (which he will).

Watch closely.
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>>80238567

Your anger and desperation is palpable.

Trump's election really has broken the Left hard. They don't even TRY to be rational any more.
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>>80238441
Retard
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>>80233346
Fallon should try saying "Trump" more often. That really gets the crowd going!
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>>80238540
>aww, the Trumpbaby has to sperg out in all caps now. what an adorable little thing.

Tumblr "shitposting" is the worst.

>>80238555
>Trump's extreme nationalist policies that are at odds with American ideals and the traditional American conception of freedom.

America was always nationalistic, it's the neoliberal ideals that any nigger, or spic can just waltz on over the border an be American, which are a contrast with American history. The idea that limiting immigration is "at odds with American ideals and the traditional American conception of freedom" is ridiculous. It's not even a coherent worldview. It's just cucks saying that conservatives are "un-American". Well get fucked, nobody cares what your cuck version of "America" is supposed to be.
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>>80238590
How will he solve the refugee crisis with his "America first" policies?
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>>80238555
>preferring USA over the rest of the world and having borders is now extreme nationalism
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>>80233617
>despite going out shooting with Hunter S. Thompson and other shit

Yeah, he went out hunting and other shit. Obama wasn't trying to stop you from hunting.
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>>80233346
I feel like nobody actually watches these shows but they pay attention to the "news" that they make
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>>80238663
Probably stop bombing the places where they're coming from. That'd be a huge step.
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>>80238663
Please understand that to racist Trump supporters, the refugees themselves are the crisis.
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>>80238410
>anyone who does not eat shit of a city boy huxster is a leftist!

the world is not black and white extremist.
im not playing your Red Vs Blue game.
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>>80238653
>American history
LMAO

>""""American"""""
>""""""""""""history"""""""""""""""
you guys were founded by Europeans and built on the backs of African slaves and Chinese labourers. You also stole the land so any white person is literally not native.

I love it when Americans get above themselves. really makes me kek.
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>>80238555

>but it is mostly a reaction to Trump's extreme nationalist policies

Holy fucking shit.

>extreme nationalist policies

You rainbow-haired faggots really need to deepthroat a shotgun.
A temporary, 90-day ban on immigration from seven specific countries is not "extreme nationalism" by any sense of the fucking word you SJW twat.
Any nation has the right to curtail, or, shockingly enough to you I'm sure, shut down immigration into the country at any time, for any length, and for any reason.
So no, a temporary 90 day ban on seven specific problematic countries is not "extreme nationalism", regardless of how hard it triggers you and Rachel Maddow.

And if it is, Obama was even worse. He did the same thing to Iraqui immigrants for TWICE as long during his presidency. But it wasn't even widely reported on it was such a non-issue. Because Obama wasn't the target of screaming red-faced culture warriors.

This is the same shit Leftists have been trying to pull for the past two years. "W-W-Well, yeah, those people burned American flags and flipped cars and hit inoccent white women in the face with a hammer, but they were mad! Didn't you hear Trump's evil Nazi rant about how SOMETIMES CRIME comes across the border from Mexico?!?! That kind of extremism means it's justified!"

Fucking neck yourself.
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>combined viewership of less than 10 million across the "big 3" network late night shows
who gives a shit
all of these shows are irrelevant as fuck
fake news
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>>80238738
>can't form an argument
>resorts to "SJW" and gun threats

typical retarded red state inbred.
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>>80238663
Now that there's an administration in charge focused on actually destroying ISIS rather than arming them, and once the middle east is restabilized through actual humanitarian programs, refugees will finally have incentive to go back to their homelands.
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>>80238555
Like what?
A temporary travel ban?
Enforcing a border that both parties actually agreed to do in 2006/7 but never committed to building because of convenience and political fallout?

Take a look at the stats from this left leaning site:
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/politics/donald-trump-muslims-isis-one-chart-shows-what-people-really-think-about-a6765241.html

At the very least you could admit reviewing the syrian refugee program is a good thing, while banning Iran is utterly retarded.
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>>80238653
The American idea of nationalism is not based on ethnicity or race. The thing that binds American people together and that has always made America great is a shared love of freedom.

Trump's brand of nationalism is an ethnic/cultural nationalism and not an freedom-ideology-based nationalism.
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>>80238555

>Trump's extreme nationalist policies

You see this shit right here?
You don't know the MEANING of "extreme nationalism", you cuck.

You know what I think needs to happen?
I think every whiney purple-haired blubber-ball and every Starbucks-drinking, Granola-munching nu-male that calls Trump's actions "extreme nationalism" needs to be personally introduced to some ACTUAL extreme nationalism.

A few Pinochet-style helicopter-rides ought to straighten you turds out nicely.
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>>80238810
Thats bullshit and you know it and im not even american
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>>80238738
>And if it is, Obama was even worse. He did the same thing to Iraqui immigrants for TWICE as long during his presidency. But it wasn't even widely reported on it was such a non-issue. Because Obama wasn't the target of screaming red-faced culture warriors.
this is a lie. he slowed down VISAs. he didn't ban muslims.

http://www.snopes.com/president-obama-ban-muslims-2011/

just because you Trumptards keep sperging out lies doesn't make them any more real.
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>>80238779
>>80238738
>Trump says he's going to ban Muslims during the campaign
>President Trump starts banning Muslims
>IT'S JUST TEMPORARY GUYS
>NOT A MUSLIM BAN

Holy fuck, GRU. Troll harder.
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>>80238839
>im not even american

You wouldn't understand then. America is fundamentally about freedom. Trump wants to turn it into some crazy ethno-collectivist wet dream.
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>>80238555
>people from durkastan won't be able to take an american vacation for three months

ITS ANTI AMERICAN!

Please anon, for your own sake, stop getting all your information from establishment media sources.
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>>80238810

>The thing that binds American people together and that has always made America great is a shared love of freedom.

Except when the Congress of 1790 made it a requirement for any new potential citizen to be white.

The Civic Nationalist meme only goes so far: niggers, arabs, chinks and new zealanders can NEVER be integrated into a white society. Prove me wrong.
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>>80238810
That's wrong, that the kike version of "American" nationalism.
>The thing that binds American people together and that has always made America great is a shared love of freedom.

That's some bull shit, you think Pajeet or José or any other poor faggot that comes here for a job, gives a shit about "freedom"?

>Trump's brand of nationalism is an ethnic/cultural nationalism and not an freedom-ideology-based nationalism.

That's bullshit too, Trump is a president for all Americans. He loves the Blacks, he just doesn't want us to get swamped with cheap labor, and will put Americans first.
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>>80238876
>jim crow laws
>always hated mexicans
>warmonger
this didnt start two months ago you faggot america was always like this you just pretend it wasnt
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>>80238728

>im not playing your Red Vs Blue game.

Then play the Evidence Game, faggot.

Show me actual evidence and logical arguments that indicate floods of illegal Mexicans and non-integrating Middle-Easterners is in any way good for a Western Nation. No, legions of new loyal voters for big government Democrats doesn't count as a "something good", even though that's the main Democrat motivation for "open borders" policies.

Stop shitposting and actually argue.

As this thread has show, Roosevelt would likely beat the ever loving shit out of you cock-munching Leftists personally.
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>Jimmy "I drink because Colbert just fucked my ratings up" Fallen
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>>80238899
>and new zealanders
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>>80236001
>I like guns
>I just dont want to be allowed to own them and want them to be taxed more

retard
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>>80238876

>America is fundamentally about freedom.

What is freedom?
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>>80238772

>is given an argument
>ignores it
>shitposts instead

Typical Tumblr blubber-ball.

Does logic and discussion trigger your illness?
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>>80238887
>stop getting all your information from establishment media sources

Please, where do you get your impartial unbiased news coverage? Enlighten us
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>>80238906
yes? if you spoke to people instead of looking at the ground and judging everyone based on your fears and internet memes you might learn things. maybe even have "fun" and make friends.
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>>80238810
>Trump's nationalist is ethnic
This fucking delusional
>is shared love of freedom
Which is a cultural element.

Which is why radical muslims don't belong in america
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>underage lefty faggots are still butthurt

best timeline
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>>80238810
>OY VEY YOU'RE NOT A NATIONALIST UNLESS YOU WANT OPEN BORDERS AND UNFILTERED MIGRATION INTO YOUR HOMELAND
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>>80238810
How is it ethno nationalism?

Because of Bannon? The guy has said time and time again what his actual ideas are and liberals will always eat up false head lines instead.

It boggles me really, because you could actually hate or be wary of Bannon even without pretending he's an ethnonationalist. He's more accurately an economic nationalist with a side of western culture supremacy.

https://qz.com/898134/what-steve-bannon-really-wants/

You could hate him for his views on culture but there's some element of truth in being skeptical of mass immigration from the middle-east, south-Africa etc. Look at pew research of muslims in those places - several key beliefs they hold are against the beliefs that most westerners hold (such as apostasy).
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>>80238842

>he didn't ban muslims.

And neither did Trump.

Attack the opponent, not the Strawman, turbo-tard.
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>>80233346
JUST'd
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>>80238876
>Trump is a collectivist
>Trump is an ethnic nationalist

This is fucking retarded. Where do you people get your news from ? Where do you base that garbage on ?
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>>80238953
A word rednecks use to describe their life as they sit on the porch of their trailer wearing a white wife beater shirt and a cheap beer in their hand
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>>80238849

>Trump says he's going to ban Muslims during the campaign
>President Trump starts banning Muslims

But neither of these thing happened.

Why do you MSNBC-bots always repost the same anti-fact arguments and expect to be taken seriously?

>MUH MUSLIM BAN!!!! ADOLF TRUMP MUST BURN!!!!
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>>80238849
http://foreignpolicy.com/2016/07/05/do-not-believe-the-u-s-governments-official-numbers-on-drone-strike-civilian-casualties/

When is Trump getting his Nobel Peace Prize?
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>>80237379
What war crime did she talk about doing?
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>>80238966
Give me a break faggot. You know you're talking out of your ass. I've probably known and spoken with more minorities than you, I've been to poor countries, and I've met poos, pakis and Thais. This doesn't mean they all have a spot in America. Show me throughout history that America was founded to be a country of mystery meat mutts from Chinkistan.

>>80239041
Destroying Syria.
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>>80234302
>big ratings
>of a low income rural demographic
>think ad execs want that

Hahahahahahahahaha
>>
I stopped watching Colbert purely because I was getting "Trump "joke"" fatigue. Surprised the ratings are even decent.

What's with that horrible soccer mom voice that announces the show?
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>>80235539
pizzagate
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>>80238849

Why do liberal retards keep posting this creepy shit?

Is this some new Tumblr version of the "cunny"-bot?
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>>80238899
>The Civic Nationalist meme only goes so far: niggers, arabs, chinks and new zealanders can NEVER be integrated into a white society. >Prove me wrong.
How about now? There are already plenty of hard working citizens who not only aren't white, but aren't on wellfare, don't agree with forced affirmative action/quotas, are friendly with those of other races and who contribute; and also put being American first. And what's this integreted into a white society bullshit. You do realize legitimately over the top nationalistc, racialistic, and racist thinking like that was part of the problem to begin with, right?
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>mfw I voted for Drumf just to watch everything burn and see people triggered by his every word
>mfw he's succeeded past my wildest dreams
Its beautiful, and not a day goes by that I don't crack a smile and have a chuckle at all the people who get angered by him on a daily basis.
The next 4 years are gonna be fucking glorious.
>>
look at these leftist cucks still getting mad after a dead thread
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>>80236001
>SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED
If you want to watch while your daughter gets raped by Tyrone, move to Europastan. If you want to shoot that monkey before he gets his pants down with your concealed carry 100-round AR pistol, donate to the NRA.
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>>80238842
>>80238842
Found the snopes baby

>As a result of the Kentucky case, the State Department stopped processing Iraq refugees for six months in 2011, federal officials told ABC News – even for many who had heroically helped U.S. forces as interpreters and intelligence assets

http://abcnews.go.com/Blotter/al-qaeda-kentucky-us-dozens-terrorists-country-refugees/story?id=20931131

What is main religion of Iraq in 2011 by the way? What percentage of the refugees would have been Muslim? ;)
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ITT lefty-cuck nu-males getting skewered, and consequently getting mad and shitposting.

Congrats on being the """resistance""", guys.

I'm sure Bernie will be alive in 2024 to claim is rightful throne he was so callously denied.
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>>80239098
It's an attempt to get whites to empathize with "innocent" Muslims. They don't realize that we're too redpilled, and that every mudslime deserves to die, not just ISIS.
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>>80238920
The Agricultural and service industry relies heavily on mexicans to keep prices down.
they add a shit ton to the local econ. what do you think they only buy things in mexico?

>Theodore was a violent man who would chimp out and act like a savage
HA shows how far your culture has fallen. you think like a savage. he would not like your Blue Vs Red game. he would infact hate the republican party for being corporate cock suckers who are willing to sell out nature in the name of profit of fat cats.
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>>80239073
source?
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>>80234721
what the hell

voice of sanity in DC how is this even possible
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>>80239114
The exception proves the rule. Immigrant households disproportionately use welfare more than native Americans. Your magic bean who is a success story is only one in a million other illegals. Your posts read like bait anyways.

>>80239160
>he would infact hate the republican party for being corporate cock suckers who are willing to sell out nature in the name of profit of fat cats.

Just like The Donald. Pray for him senpai, I think the globalists might try to assassinate him.

>>80239179
Nigga are you serious. She had a hard on for Assad for a while, wanted to implement "no-fly zones" like in Lybia, just look how that turned out.
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>>80239073
That same sentiment was had for Irish/Italians/Germans/Scotts/Poles/other "old country" peoples.

as years went by they became a part of america.
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>>80239160

>The Agricultural and service industry relies heavily on mexicans to keep prices down.

>MUH FRUIT PICKERS

Yes, I'm sure our entire ecconomy will collapse if American companies are forced to employ American workers and pay American wages.

It's hilarious how fast leftists start sucking corporate dick as soon as it happens to benefit brown people. So much for that "WE R THE 1%" drivel.
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>>80239216
>She had a hard on for Assad for a while, wanted to implement "no-fly zones" like in Lybia, just look how that turned out.
The question was about war crimes.
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>>80239114

Being a basic bitch libertarian makes you stupid, not American.

Civic Nationalism only works when it's extended to continental Europeans. Goody body nigger individuals with nice suits don't make up for the 99% of their race that are dropkicks, faggot.

Race and nation above all else. If you disagree you're a Jewish tool.
>>
>>80233470
Conan went to instant shit once he moved to LA.
He is militantly unfunny outside of a remote or two he shoots.
>>
>>80239216
>Your posts read like bait anyways.
>This level of projection
You seriously can't be telling me my post sounds like bait and you just went on in yours about "niggers', "chinks" and "white society"
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>>80239216
he hates them so much he puts CEOs in charge of legislation for their industry.
he gives them carte blanche to build shit that is not needed.
he takes marching orders from Exxon on how to do press releases pertaining to them.
he made it easier for banks/real estate agencies to take homes from hard working middle class americans within the first hour of office.

but sure he HATES corporations and is looking after the little guy.
you are being used like the useful idiot you are.
>>
>>80239236
Yeah, we should have let those cunts in either.

>>80239276
>invading a country, grounding their airplanes and funding a civil war is not a war crime
>didn't even have a deceleration of war from Congress

>>80239326
This is 4chan, I'm not going to talk nice for some anonymous Chink reading my post. I never even mentioned White society.

>>80239350
He's assembling a dream team of people who know their industry and it's ins and outs. They can deal with it best because they were a part of it.
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>>80239194
Can't cuck the Tuck
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>>80233346
ALEX JONES should be Host, America wants Alex Jones,America needs Alex Jones.

Fuck both Colbert and Fallon
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>>80239160
>The Agricultural and service industry relies heavily on mexicans to keep prices down.


So your stance is that capitalists should exploit uneducated brown labor that's too stupid to realize they're being taken advantage of?

And since illegal immigrants keep wal-mart and mcdonalds profit margins constantly increasing we should keep letting them flood into the country and put a burden on education and healthcare, neither of which corporations put a dime into? In fact wal-mart actually gives their employees handbooks on how to enroll in welfare, and gets a majority of its products from mexico/china manufacturing.

How progressive.
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>>80239268
you can keep trying to label me as a leftist all you want extremist, but im not a part of your Red V Blue culture of outrage.

and yes it would kill many MANY smaller farms(you know the iconic farms owned and ran by a family for generations) and most restaurants would be forced to close their doors. the prices of food would sky rocket.
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>>80239399
that is a nice theory.
too bad they have proved that is not what they are doing. they are lining their companies/friends pockets with our tax money.
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>>80239443

>you know the iconic farms owned and ran by a family for generations

A truly family run business utilizes family labour, not immigrants from a 3rd world shithole
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>>80239487
No they're not

Moron
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>>80239443
if you can only keep your business open by exploiting illegal labor, undermining the job market and taking advantage of uneducated immigrants you DESERVE to pay the price.
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>>80239443
>if you don't flood America with criminals who are foreign to you I will have to pay $1 more for my Margharita

JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP

WE NEED A RECOUNT OH GOD, HOW COULD I HAVE VOTED FOR AN ABSOLUTE MADMAN LIKE TRUMP????

MY MARGARITA IS GONNA BE EXPENSIVE

REEEEEEEEEE
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>>80234213
This. He got famous through comedy kino why not keep the schtick. everyone in media is liberal. It's boring
>>
>>80239670
you seem unironically upset
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>>80239597
Within the first hour of taking Office Trump made it so banks/real estate agencies could raise rates by 5% instead of being at the cap.
Trump allowed the Pipelines to be built.
Trumps white house was given a press release by Exxon and released it as their own.

>>80239590
they tend to need more farm hands than what the family can produce. you know things are not like the 1800s any more so that idea of a large farm ran by just a small family is not a thing any more. hell back than they STILL would hire outside people to work the land for them because not everyone in the family could cover all the needs.

it is like you are a city boy who thinks he knows shit due to the internet and TV. maybe being a weekend hick during the summer.
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>>80239670
funny the first thing you think of is booze.
really says alot about you.

oh and the price increase would be MUCH higher than 1$. Tomatoes based products specifically would be hit very hard.
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>>80235827
Just like how you only come to 4chan for be part of an alt-right echochamber.
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>>80239031
>>80239142

>No libturds responding to these

Amazing how their sanctimonious drivel suspiciously dries up once facts are posted.
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>>80239975

>4chan
>alt-right echochamber

This is how you spot the triggered lefty.

4chan isn't an echo-chamber, and neither is this thread. There are people of an entire SPECTRUM of different beliefs, all able to post their opinions.

What's happening is that you're posting your opinion, and you're in a minority. And having multiple people disagree with you is triggering you.

So you label this place an "echo-chamber" as a way to shit your own diaper over not getting your way.
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>>80239302
>Being a basic bitch libertarian makes you stupid, not American.
The only one who's stupid is you if you actually take what you posted that extremely.
>Civic Nationalism only works when it's extended to continental Europeans.
Not an argument
>Goody body nigger individuals with nice suits don't make up for the 99% of their race that are dropkicks, faggot.
Except that doesn't make any sense and those things have nothing to do with each other. Minorities who make a conscious choice and effort to excel, and are recognized for that effort aren't remotely the same as minority hoodrat. And lumping them together like you're doing denotes a severe lack of intelligence and inability to apply critical thing to other people outside of simpleminded "race" concepts.
>Race and nation above all else. If you disagree you're a Jewish tool.
Not subscribing to your muh race and muh nation bullshit deosn't make anyone a tool. It just show their smarter and can reason better, that you
>>80239399
>This is 4chan, I'm not going to talk nice for some anonymous Chink reading my post.
My problems not you talking nice. my problem is you not knowing what you're even talking about, and the fact that when you made your post>>80238899; you not only straight up ignored your so called "exceptions that prove the rule" as you say, but you also ignore the swaths of American history behind minorities, and many white people, in this country. Also about those so called "exceptions" you didn't give a proper answer in regards to minority citizens here. You austistically screeched about immigrant households on wellfare, said successful immigrants are "one in a million" with no evidence, then pulled out of your ass that my posts read like bait. I have more support for my argument about well adjusted, prideful minority American citizens, than you do for any claim you're trying to make.
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>>80234316

I've heard he's doing stand-up again but the price for a seat is astronomical. Especially considering you can go to another comedian's show that will definitely be better.
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>>80240100
*critical thinking
Oh and about
>>80239399
>I never even mentioned White society.
>>80238899
>The Civic Nationalist meme only goes so far: niggers, arabs, chinks and new zealanders can NEVER be integrated into a white society. Prove me wrong.
You did
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