Anyone else go to school with someone famous? Gillian Jacobs

Went to school with Sarah Michelle Gellar. She was a dirty slut at school. Me and my bro Chad Nougat double teamed her.

She actually swallowed both our jizz. Dirty bitch!

>>80228170
The hot chick from that sly stallone f1 flick went to mine.

So did Darryn Jones of ytv / the buzz / mtv " fame"

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went to school with goyle from harry potter, was a few years above me though

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I went to the same University as Joel McHale. He was in graduate school and I was an undergrad.

>>80228170
Went to high school with the current back QB on the Patriots Jimmy Garropollo. His older brother graduated in my class. They were both very normal, besides being really good-looking of course. Whats odd is that everyone thought the older Garoppolo brother would be the one in the NFL, not Jimmy, because the older one was built like a NFL player even back then in high school. Not sure how the roles got reversed since Jimmy was fairly skinny back then. Oh well.

Kjetil Jansrud. Alpinist. Few years above me.

Semi famous Colombian pop singer Juanes is my third cousin

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>>80228170
Yinzer?

>>80228275
this man is so fucking handsome

>>80228241
>balding at that age
poor lad

the guy playing thor was 2 years below me, he was fucking a lot of dudes.

>>80228170
an NFL player cheated off my tests in middle school.

>>80228784
>>80228784
he got hair plugs

>>80228170
I didn't go to school with him (obviously) but Matthew Modine graduated from my high school.

miranda kerr lived in the same neighbourhood as me when i was 9

>>80228947
also, since i im 29 now and she's 33, she would have been some seriously prime JB at this point

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Mike Judge graduated with a degree in physics from my school. Best I've got.

>>80228764
Yep. Mt. Lebanon high.

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went to high school with z list pornstar jamie marleigh

>>80228977
how does one have both a creative brain and also a brain capable of high level physics?

>>80228170
the girl who did the voice of dora the explorer went to my high school.. what a qt

>>80229032
looks like an artist's impression of an ancestor to the homo-sapien

>>80228170
I was two years below Emma Watson.

Everyone I spoke to in the year above called her a bitch.

Thats all I know

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>>80229063
seems people still feel that way lel

>>80228170
Some anon here fucked her and she smelled like shit

>>80228170
I went to school with a few Prem footballers, a guy who had one UK No1 hit, and a few shitty actors.

My mom is also pretty famous for opening the first Womens Refuge in the 70's with Erin Pizzey, although her name never gets mentioned.

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>>80228170
Christian Bale went to the same school I did.

>>80229055
>Implyig you wouldn't

>>80229235
yes i am implying that

I went to school with Sharknado stars Jedward

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Carice van Houten was my history teacher. She was a teacher before her acting career took off, look it up. She was really nice but had no control over the class. Every year she had like 1 or 2 burnouts.

>>80229250
Are you gay?

This guy who won the disney high school musical contest and got to like make a music video or something i dont know. I never saw him on campus but i knew people that knew him or were friends with him and friends who was a girl told me that he was such a douche that even the girls at school thought he was a huge douche despite him being pretty handsome.

>>80229199
...
Kevin Campbell - Arsenal
Nathan Ellington - Wigan
Elvis Hammond - Fulham
MC Neutrino - No1 with Reload
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZ-27rdwJPs

Can't remember the actor.. Robert something

>>80228275

You went to university of Washington?

>>80228303

Jimmy probably had a higher football iq

>>80229032

looks like jodelle ferland

I used to hang out with Robert from Shark Tank. Our dads worked at the same factory. We stopped hanging out after I discovered him wearing my clothes and pretending to be me on the phone and shit

>>80229202
Did you ever see him checking dubs?

>>80229435
He was there like 20 years before I went, so sadly not

>>80228170
Boomer Philips from Video on Trial..

literally who, I know..

>>80229162
>Some anon here roleplayed he fucked her and she smelled like shit

fixed*

>>80229162
yeah that guy was full of shit

>>80229032
>some ugly balding nigger

Ha Ha Ha

I know that Seinfeld and the Baldwin brothers went to my high school long before me.

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don henley and the drummer from earth wind and fire went to the university i went to

>>80231270
I love Don Henley. EWaF is okay.

>>80228275

You're from Columbia?

>>80228366
I love juanes

>>80228170
i went to the same high school as Katie Couric but she graduated 15 years before i was born

the least famous people i can think of is this band called "soja"
they also went to my highschool and ive met a few of the members
basically a bunch of trustifarians doing their best bob marley impressions
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X572Mp_r46E

>>80228170
She forgot to shave part of her mustache there

adam sandler was a year above me in high school. I didn't know him other than by sight but he seemed well liked.

>>80232173
>browsing /tv/ in your late 40's

>>80229277
Damn, did anyone fug her? She looks hot af my dude

>>80229277

I hope you jerked a lot thinking about her during that time.

>>80231299
DO YOU REMEMBER

>>80232213
so it goes.

>>80228170
Rainer Brüderle (German Politician) was in the same school as I was.

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My friend's mom went to high school with Johnny Depp. She said he was a weirdo who'd always walk around barefoot and that no one really liked him.

>>80228205

Went to school with Kate Beckinsale. She was a dirty slut at school. Me and my bro Chad double teamed her.

She actually swallowed both our jizz. Dirty bitch!

William Mosely who was in The Lion The Witch and The Wardrobe was a couple of years ahead of me at school, Tim Mcinnerny from Black Adder and other shit also went there back in the day.

>>80228170

I went to school with OP, he was fucking dudes all the team

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I went to school with allison brie total anal slut
Really nice girl too

>>80232891
Did you know that Allison Brie is a jew?

>>80232213
haha yeah what kind of loser would do that right haha

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>>80232891
>you will never deflower allison brie

Went to school with Bill Skarsgård and have met Gustaf. Not much to say about him. A little stuck up and an aire of better-than-thou.

>>80232891
>Really nice girl too

Bullshit, a friend of mine hooked up with her during her college days and he got castrated during a wild orgy of drugs and booze.
And when he tried to call her out on it he suddenly got all these Jewish lawyers harassing him, guy's been a recluse since.

>>80232283
TWENTYFIRST NIGHT OF SEPTEMBER

Bo Burnham went to my school, but it was after I graduated.

>>80233317
Only her father ever had a shot at that.

>>80229202

Somewhat related, I had a teacher that looked like a cross between Bale and Keanu Reeves.

>>80228170
Went to St Bonaventure's for Sixth Form (16-18)
Alot of famous people for a school in a crappy area of London.

Brandon Braga and Andy Samburg both went to my college. But this was way before me

>>80228170
quentin tarantino and pharcyde

>>80230523
My dad and uncles all went to that high school. My Uncle Tommy was in the same class as Seinfeld and apparently didn't like him. My uncle is sort of a lunatic though, so he really doesn't like anyone.

>>80232891
>she will NEVER castrate you with her teeth
just die in my sleep already
( ._.) ( ;_;)

>>80228170
Bojan Bogdanovic. Good guy,but book dumb. Hell of a basketball player though,could churn out 20 three pointers in a row at practice.

>>80231270
He went on to drum in Asia

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Was in a class with this little nigger. He was always a big ham and kind of annoying but it was cool to see him go on to become somewhat successful. His brother is a sickass bass player but now he's all super into jesus and shit so he probably will never join a good band and tour.

>>80229055
Hearty kek

>>80235733
I mean he could've been different in high school so who knows, maybe he was a dick.

>>80228275
>same university

that's like living in the same city as someone famous

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>>80229424

>>80236038
Yea, like I said I don't really know the whole story. This was however the same uncle who blamed my grandfather, who was on his deathbed, for all his problems. My grandfather told him something along the lines of "I may not have been the best father, but you're 42 years old now Tommy, if you want to know why you're so unhappy, go look in a mirror."

So maybe he just couldn't handle the bantz.

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>>80228784
Hi Dean

the director of the Carrie remake went to my high school

>>80236130
>"I may not have been the best father, but you're 42 years old now Tommy, if you want to know why you're so unhappy, go look in a mirror."
savage

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>>80235951

Also some kid that played young doug on king of queens was in the same class. His name was Tyler Starr and he was going to be a famous actor.

>mfw his imdb credits are just 7 episodes of kang of queens

Ellen Page was severeal years ahead of me.

>>80228170
I went to school with me for like 16 years.

>>80236256
Nova Scotia?

>>80236321
Yeah. My dad was married to the sister of a TPB actor for some time as well.

One of my closest friends was that college kid that killed two people and ate one of their faces last august.

>>80228275
How's your 40s, friend?

Went to school with Helen Mirren. She was a dirty slut at school. Me and my bro Chad Nougat double teamed her.

She actually swallowed both our jizz. Dirty bitch!

>>80229277
Damn just imagine the story
> Be highschool virgin
> have hot history teacher
> Rub one out for her every night
> One day she leave school you feel sad
> Next year you see her naked on the big screen

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I went to school with this motherfucker. Guy is legit crazy but if you knew the amount of pressure he was under you'd understand. It was kind of hilarious to watch him walk on his stumps. I also stole 2 of his PS2 games.

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He rode my bus in middle school and high school. Graduated in the same year

>>80229038
the left/right brain shit is mostly a meme
you can be good at math and also creative

>>80237037
Did you make fun of him?

i grew up in the same town as tim heidecker and we both did acting at the same local community theatre. never spoke to him tho

>>80237037
It's all your fault.

Went to same school and lived in same rural shithole as Junkie XL. I managed to escape same as him.

>>80228170
test

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>>80236256
was she a lesbo then or did she magically turn into a lesbo when her career was drying up in hollywood?

>>80228205
>>80232438
>>80236659
Damn, Chad gets around. Must've transferred multiple times.

had a class with Jake T. Austin from Wizards of waverly place. thought he was hot shit and dresses like a jackass. gaudy fake leather and rings. he was a manlet too kek

>>80229320
>Kevin Campbell
is 47
>MC Neutrino
is 35

How fucking long where you in school retard?

My Dad went to school with Mr. T.

He told me one that he was extremely messy and that he littered the school.

>>80229063
>>80229089
>people are jealous
>some anon is proving that he is a redditor and that reddit and 4chan are no different.
If you've lurked here for years you'd know quite a few anons here have posted that she is just like talking to a normal person. Shy a little awkward and meek

>>80233388
Which one is the douche? I always thought Gustaf looked like a pretty personable and down-to-earth guy.

>>80237320
What was he like when you saw him?

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>>80228303
I went to Eastern Illinois, I hate the Pats but I love Jimmy G.

>>80239261
it's fucking unfair how good looking he is

>>80237000
>going to Pretoria Boys High
lel

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True story.

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>>80228170
went to school and was pretty close with ts porn star natalie mars, she was a normal dude back then and didn't have any idea she wanted to be a girl until one day she offered to suck me off at a party, I agreed and to this date it was the best blowjob i ever had, we ended up fucking and it was amazing, haven't been with another man since then. No one believes me when I tell this story in the 4chin b ut whatever.

I fap to her porn so fucking hard now.

>>80237000
>also stole 2 of his PS2 games
hahaha, don't know why this shit made me laugh

>>80239677
what was his name at school? post a pic.

>>80238373
>Wizards of waverly place
>believes is hot shit
this why disney kids end up so fucked up

>>80239801
don't have a pic, her name was Ian and her nickname was jordy because her younger brother couldn't pronounce Ian and that name stuck up with her

went to the same high school as Trish stratus but like 10 years later

>>80229277
vent, wat lul jij kankerdom

Amy Adams

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Lyndon Baines "I'll have niggers voting democrat for the next 200 years" Johnson.

>Baines?

My dad sold cocaine to Robin Williams once in the 80's. San Francisco.

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>>80236884

>>80238680
Cambell left the year before I joined, Neutrino was a few years below me.

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>>80239677
>Her

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Was in the same class as Pepe the Frog during high school. He was ok I guess. Wasnt really close to him but I talked to him a couple of times. Appearently he only has one testicle.

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>>80240053
bex was a year above me in high school, was doing theater shit back then too. Didnt know her personally but from what ive heard she was nice, just the typical "im gonna be an actress one day" like dozens of other girls that age. Low and behold she fucking did it, she also had long hair back then I didnt recognize her in arrow or the killing at first

>>80240199
Wojak?

Went to school with Pepe the Frog. She was a dirty slut at school. Me and my bro Chad Nougat double teamed her.

She actually swallowed both our jizz. Dirty bitch!

>>80240237

Madonna's looking good these days, must be all that kabbalah praying.

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She went to a different school but we were in the same after school tard club. (Not for full blown tards, just weird kids who needed help catching up). I didn't really talk to her. She didn't really talk in general. I think she has some kind of condition. A lot of people seem to thing she has autism but I don't think that is it.

>>80240237
who's that ugly shit?

>>80228170
>Gillian Jacobs

Who?

>>80240752

That's Madonna, remember? MATERIAL GIIIIIIIIIIRL, and that one eh.. PAPA DONT PREACH!

>>80228170
I also went to and dated Gillian Jacobs in HS.
Tongued her butthole too, tasted amazing

>>80240730
the fuck is an after school tard club? in my country we just kill them so I wouldn't know

>>80240809
Why are you still alive?

>>80240809

It's a club where tards go to get help being less tardy.

It didn't help me at all, I'm still a tard.

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>all these sex stories in high school

>>80239968
Knap staaltje Nederlands vriend.

>>80229353
Yes. My housemate was in the same professional actors schools as McHale, so I went to a lot of plays. McHale was just another student at that time, but he definitely stood out among his peers. I wasn't surprised when I saw him on major television, years later.
>>80236619
Not like I thought they would be.

>>80229202
Bournemouth massive in the house?

>>80241109
Dankjewel, spreek het sinds mijn tweede

>>80239677
enjoy your aids

>>80237054
autists can't do art for shit

went to high school with her and had the same friend group.

https://www.instagram.com/karajewelll/?hl=en

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went to school with Colin Morgan. we were in a few plays together

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>>80239334
He's disgustingly handsome, and rich, and has one of the quickest releases in all of football. Some guys have all the luck.

>>80241519
dont forget his 2 rings

>>80241340
They also can't do math particularly well unless they're savants. Savant artists are also a thing.

>>80241519
yeah I know, he's almost perfect except for the fact that he plays a made up sport like handegg lol

went to high school with the girl from the fargo webm

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>>80240730
google'd "alexandra daddario" and "autism" and all I got is this, I'm not even memeing:

>Film and television reviews by our resident autistic film critic Maymay. After the infamous San Andreas Fault finally gives, triggering a magnitude 9 earthquake in California, a search and rescue helicopter pilot (Dwayne Johnson) and his estranged wife make their way together from Los Angeles to San Francisco to save their only daughter. But their treacherous […]

yeah, there's an autistic film reviewer named maymay

http://www.autismdailynewscast.com/news-release-low-levels-hormone-linked-social-deficit-autism/29726/pressrelease/

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Elsa Hosk was a class apart from me, same year. By the end she was away all the time working. She has the weirdest fucking taste in boyfriends. Got to kiss her once though. She has an intoxicating smell and tasted like Rasperry (gloss)

>>80229032
Discount Cassidy Banks?

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i knew Emma Watson when I was in Brown, AMA

>>80242732

I knew Emma Watson when she was pegging me

AMA

>>80237000
He just snapped and killed his gf right? Is he free or broke or something

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I went to school with the original members of Incubus. Pretty nice guys.

>>80242940
you must be old as shit, what are you doing here faggot, do something with your life

>>80239968
Ik presenteer gewoon alternatieve feiten, lulpik.

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I used to go to the same Lego summer camp as Rooney. She was a bit older than the rest of us and was almost master builder tier, used to keep lego pieces in her mouth. Tried to get her into Lego technic, but no luck.

I didn't care for Mara though; she used to pinch my belly fat when they came to pick her sister up for the summer.

>>80243044
It's too late for us older fucks. We're already in careers, stuck with shitty kids we didn't want. So shitposting is one of our few pleasures. Go do something else with your life. It's not too late for you.

>>80242778

Was she a loving pegger or one of those angry fuckers who pegged you while calling you a dirty man pig who oppresses women so now YOU CAN FEEL WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE FUCKED!

>>80242693

BUUUUUUULLSHIT

Do you enjoy making up stories of making out with supermodels on indonesian sculpting boards?

>>80243193
I'm posting from my white collar job here in wellington, literally do a good living while browsing 4chan all day looking for some good movies to torrent later, it happens that I came across this thread and then I see your post...damn dude, now I feel sorry for you, keep shitposting then, have a laugh before you go back to your daily routine

>>80243352
No. She was just a pretty girl back then. It's hardly achievment never even got to feel her up. Her boyfriends were all ugly as shit weirdos.

>>80228170

Portia Double Day

I was a freshman in HS and she was a Senior
apparently she was annoying

also my friend dad went to that same school and was classmates with Leo DiCaprio

his dad got his yearbook signed by him and my friend brought it to school

>>80242732
Did you really know her? Was she nice? Did she like anal? Do tell

>>80228967
I don't think you know what JB is or how it works, fucktard

>>80239407

Literally better than a shitty Joburg school or the faggy schools in Cape Town. Its still shit though.

>>80242788
>He just snapped and killed his gf right

It most probably went the way he explained it. He's just one of those trigger happy people that look for opportunities to use their guns. Hell, the guy own a baseball bat and brought a gun to school once

>>80228170
Some girl I went to school with got signed on Taylor Swift's record label. Maybe she'll be famous in a few years and saying I knew her would be my party trick.

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My sister went to the same school as Michael Cera, were in the same class and were friends as well.

>>80229046
Long Island?

>>80228170
I went to gary sinise's HS

pretty lame, my HS sucked

My friend was friends with Flume when they went to school together

>>80233388
You ever see him clowning around?

I've seen ASR multiple times on campus at NYU. What should I say to her?

>>80237434
Germany has rural shitholes?

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>>80228170
I was friends with the friends of this chick in high school. We would hang out together. I know a guy who had a threesome with her.

I was in the same year as a chick that later became a Playboy bunny. Ironically enough it might be the biggest success story for our school

A couple CFL players and some musicians.

>>80246953
Wanna hang out? I'm not far from your campus. I'm a cool guy

>>80246953

Nothing because she's in Gallatin and would probably talk your ear off about whatever bullshit identity politics of the week they're teaching in there.

Funny enough, my friend had a class with her freshman year. Really nice girl, but not all that bright.

I fingered Vanessa Hudgens in English class

>>80247323
NO

>>80228170
I went to brown. Not at the same time as emma watson, but she went there.

I went to school with a kid that ended up eating his wife if that counts

>>80247625
honestly yeah

>>80247535
Any rumors? It's probably all bs anyways.

I went to the same high school as Anton Yelchin. He graduated by the time I was there, but my sister knew him passively. She cried when he died. My chem teacher showed us pics of him in our class before he showed us Star Trek in class (before his death). A lot of my teachers posted stuff on fb after he died.

I used to see the fella with the big weird head from the film where Scarlett Johansson got naked around university all the time. I'd always think "that guy sure has got a big weird head".

Yeah, I went to high school with Eric Hinske and Jeff Loomis. I also screwed Heather Graham before she was famous, but no one ever believes that. She's a tramp because he father was a straight-laced FBI agent.

>>80247849
I believe you, cause I fucked her too.

>>80247849
Confirmed for truth. So do you think she has STDs?

I went to school with Wayne Riley and he's just as bad if not worse in real life.

No one, im from some shitty projects where nobody does anything impressive.

>>80247449
Jeez anon, you didn't have to be such a jerk about it.

>>80248079
Probably because she was famous when she was in high school.

>>80248079
please more phamalam
why she get rejected by all her bfs?

>>80247926
Nice.

>>80247930
I doubt it. She made me wear a jimmie hat.

>>80228832
worked wonders

>>80248102
Barely. At least she wasn't famous enough that any of us gave a shit.

>>80248214
Probably because you didn't listen to teenage country singers.

>>80248240
You're right. I didn't.

I went to school with Chiana from Farscape. She was a qt. I asked her out and she said no. I still masturbate furiously to her pictures.

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I used to go to the same school as Finn Wolfhard. He was a few years ahead of me though.

i say this every time a thread like this pops up...
i was one year ahead of Anne Hathaway in high school.
she was plain and forgettable
everybody always gets really angry and upset at me when i say that

>>80241424
what was he like?

>>80248141
how gud is she in bed

>>80228366
TENGO

>>80248394
wait

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I went to high school with Sir Alec Guiness. He was a good friend.

>>80247849
>screwed Heather Graham before she was famous
How fucking old are you dude?

>>80228275
Hey I went to UW too

>>80248419
Oh, it was good. She wraps her legs around your hips and grabs your ass while making complementary thrusts with her pelvis and looking deep into your eyes while moaning gimme that cum baby yeah cum inside me shoot inside me baby

>>80248528
45, divorced, retired, and with adult-age children who do not fuck with my shitposting time.

>>80248605
You sound like a fag, dude.

>>80248605
>45
>retired
>divorced
lmao how die the alimony treat you?

>>80248079
Fuck Wyomissing. Boone 4 life

>>80236199
>referring to the director of Boys Don't Cry as the director of that shit stain

>>80248658
I don't pay any spousal maintenance. I bought my ex a house and let her use the lake house when she had the kids, and I agreed to finance their college educations. I also took primary custody so she could go back to school and get her law degree. It wasn't an acrimonious divorce. In fact, the reason we divorced was because she's actually a lesbian. I get on well with her partner, who is also a lawyer and has actually twice represented me in court. Now I ball thirty-somethings I meet via Tinder because they're impressed by my wealth, which they will never gain any access to.

>>80248632
I'm here weeknights on occasion because I want to be. You're here weekends because you have to be. If I'm a fag, you're a twink bottom, my dude.

>>80248812
Dude, bro, my shit is so cash bro, you guys are losers bro, for real, huhhuh.

>>80248812
>In fact, the reason we divorced was because she's actually a lesbian.
kek you got cucked by a womyn
>I meet via Tinder because they're impressed by my wealth, which they will never gain any access to.
so whats your business?

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>>80248793
Was in Hendersonville. One thing I'll give her is that the whole non-sexual thing seems to be genuine. Heard plenty of rumours about her, but never once anything to do with her and sex. I think she thinks too much of herself to ever let anyone fuck her anyway.

>>80248931
I never said that. I responded to two insults about my life with the facts of my life. If you make it big, don't forget about us little people, and keep coming back here for laughs and shitposts.

>>80248959
I didn't get cucked by anybody. I've only ever raised my own kids.

I practiced law (corporate, mostly IP) for 15 years and am now a wealth manager, running my fund out of my home office. 15M AUM.

>>80248812
>have everything
>still waste life on 4chan

sometimes i wondered what it would be like if i was rich, and it looks like id be the same old fag

>>80249088
I'm not wasting my time. I check /tv/ every now and again to find out about obscure films and occasionally talk some shit.

>>80248589

Well it's a damn fucking shame she ain't passing those sexy genes on because at 47 she's a barren spinster.

Not school but Brad Dourif has been my neighbor for years. He was Grima Wormtongue for those of you who don't know.

Fun fact, one time I heard him go on a fucking tear about what a shit Peter Jackson is. Brad was SUPER upset about his scene being cut out of Return of the King. It was fantastic though. Dude would bring it up every single time I saw him for like three years after that.

Brad pitt went to my high school in the late 70's, but his niece went to middle school and high school with me. She was pretty stuck up.

>>80229424
lmfao what

>>80249088
I like to imagine I'd be shitposting from my private helicopter in-between trips to international business meetings

Apparently Milo Yiannopolous was in my year at Manchester Uni

he was probably indistinguishable from the hundreds of other hipster faggots I met

>>80228170
Kirsten Dunst, Rachel Bilson, Dave Navarro and Rami Malek went to my High School.

>>80249088
>>have everything
lol'd
idk who is sadder you or the guy you replied to

>>80229277
This is complete nonsense.

>the only semi-legit Carice story that's ever been posted on /tv/ is that "vague business" story from that guy from /got/
Sad!

>>80236421


Wait... what??

>>80249864
I saw some college age photos of him, looked like a fat, emo, turk.

>>80229032
thats really sad

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>>80228170
I went to same high school as Ally

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>>80228170
Not /tv/ related sadly but I was 1 grade below this faggot in primary school.

Biggest douche I've ever encountered, started fights with teachers and behaved like an ape generally.

>>80251332
>schremerhorn
kek

>>80251367
DON'T YOU FUCKING TALK SHIT ABOUT MY IBRA REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>80249155
did he think Peter was a shit in general or just because of that scene being cut

By the way he's right, that scene should have stayed in

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>>80228170
I was voted most likely to become famous if that counts.

>>80251367

well he freely admits in his book to being a piece of shit when he was a kid

also
>growing up in malmö

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>>80252047
No bully.

>>80236256
Also briefly went to school with Ellen Page, we were in the same grade. She was really nice, but shy. We were in the same friend group before she moved away for filming.

>>80239677
You should send him a "hey stranger" text famalam.

Elliot Smith.

>>80228170
yearbook fotos or it's not true

>>80229038
>high level physics
It's not that hard, you just need to simplify and visualise the concepts in your head. Honestly the maths is the easy part, if you can do highschool calculus and trig you can do 99% of undergrad physics.

t. grad in physics, doc in engineering

I went to school with dev patel in india

We defecated in open together

AMA

>>80228170

Elementary and highschool with Rachel McAdams

Both Rachel McAdams and Justin Bieber went to school around here.

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I went to the same high school Chris Evans graduated from. I met him once when he came back to see his sister's baby. He's cool in person and actually the same height that he seems in the movies, which I feel like doesn't always happen

>>80256215

What highschool? Catholic shithole out south?

Not me but my mate fingered Hex in a night club

went to school with a german soccer player. biggest thing he did to date is scoring the winning goal against argentina in the world cup finale. very nice dude. not the brightest bulb but far from being dumb. teachers treated him like some kind of superstar and he usually took his tests later than the rest due to soccer practice and such.

>>80256215

Regina Mundi?

I went to high school with a guy who's now in a semi successful teen rock group. He left junior year to further pursue a career in entertainment and I guess it's worked out. Cool guy though.

>>80241519
I have one of the quickest releases too

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>>80228170
Went to high school with James Lafferty (one tree Hill)
Dude was acually a nice guy.
Way better as basketball than I was.

Hemet California's only success story

>>80232213
>mfw 36 nigger

Only ever browse /tv/ here now.

>>80236130
>"I may not have been the best father, but you're 42 years old now Tommy, if you want to know why you're so unhappy, go look in a mirror."

Noice

>>80251367
>tfw people tell me i look like this guy

>>80246420
They're all shit desu
>muh tradition
>muh history
The parents that get super involved in that are embarrassing.

>>80228170
I went to school with Charlie Hunnam. He failed drama and got bullied for his retard accent

>>80228170
Mostly professional athletes, lower level politicians and, oddly enough, one Pulitzer Prize winning journalist.

Karlie Kross graduated a year before me.

I'm NEET and s never met her

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Emilie de Ravin and Nicky Whelan. Wasn't friendly with either, but Emilie was nice. Nicky was a cunt.

Skeet Ulrich went to my high school waaaaay before I did.

>>80248589
>>80248141

I get the dirty talk factor, but don't beg for my cum if you're gonna make me wear a condom.
That makes no sense.

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>>80228170
she went to my high school and she wasnt even the top 3 hottest chicks in my grade

>>80239677
his butthole is so gross i cant watch his porn

good butthole is very important when watching tranny porn for me

>>80248493
LA

>>80259160
Kelownafag confirmed

>>80232213

>browsing /tv/ in your 20ies

go outside and life a little

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Madchen Amick

Katsuni did the same school I did years before I got there.
That's about it

No.