Who would you cast in a Meat Loaf biopic?

>>80227036
michael shannon

Idris Elba

Chef Ramsay

Chris Farley

Jack Black. They have a similar sort of screen/stage presence.

>>80227036
W. Earl Brown...oh wait

Jason Segel. Have him grow his hair out, put on some makeup, he pretty much already has the build for it.

Jamie Foxx, also lots of IR sex, full power. i'm talking about at least 60 minutes of interracial sex, with Foxx' dick in full view and also CG-enhanced to like 18" long and 12" around. At least. Crying white men in the background in every scene.

Americans would eat it up, they love that shite.

>>80227049
fpbp

that's perfect anon

>>80227036
>Special olympians are the real heroes! I've got to give 'em all I got!

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>>80227036
Meat Loaf will die in your lifetime

>>80227036
Not even memeing, how could a guy this fat exude such sheer sexual air?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C11MzbEcHlw

>>80227036
Meat Loaf

>>80227165
Because he was confident, Anon. It sounds like a meme but giving no fucks legitimately makes women attracted to you. That and girls love a romantic dude who can sing.

Chloe Moretz

>>80227036
Jagg Blagg

Vincent D'Onofrio.

>>80227329
THICC

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>>80227036
reddit the thread