*brings the mic closer* Well no because

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>butthole
>Olive Garden

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>wheres my jamie
>this is unfair its 2 vs 1
>come debate me on my show

FUCK FACE

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>>80226401
And so Google was set up 18, 19 years ago so that they wanted to build a giant artificial system. And Google believes the first artificial intelligence will be a supercomputer based on the neuron activities of the hive mind of humanity, with billions of people wired into it with the internet of things, and so all of our thoughts go into it and we're actually building a computer with real neurons in real-time that's also psychically connected to us that are organic creatures so that they will have current prediction powers, future prediction powers- a true crystal ball- but the big secret is once you have a crystal ball and know the future you can add stimuli beforehand and make decisions and control the future. And so then it's the end of consciousness and free will for individuals as we know and a true 2.0 in a very bad way hive mind consciousness with an AI jacked into everyone knowing our hopes and dreams, delivering it to us not in some P.KD. wirehead system where we plug in and give up on consciousness because of unlimited pleasure but because we were already wired in and absorbed before we knew it by giving over our consciousness to this system by our daily decisions that it was able to manipulate and control into a larger system.

>>80226401
>>80226617
if only they could make a baby

>>80226617
are people this deluded?

>>80226687
t.bluepilled drone

How dare you

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>tell him to pull up his own damn images

>>80226617
Wait, what?

Could you take a wolf, /tv/?

>>80226791
With my bare hands? No

If I had a knife? Maybe, if I got a good grip and could maybe stab it in the throat/eyes

>>80226401
I sleep to Joe every night.

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>>80226827
Naw man, jus gotta kick it in the jaw an you good.

>>80226846
naw im not sayin i could

but ya know life and death and that shizz

yo feel me senpai?

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>>80226841
you're bullying me

>>80226917
>Prayers appreciated

>>80226791
Like, a medium sized one

>>80226791
I've fought a pitbull before and it wasn't too bad. Jump on its back, use all your weight to pin it then start punching it in the head. I could maybe do that to a wolf. If there is more than one wolf, or even dog, you're fucked.

>>80226791
One on one? Yeah, I think I could take a wolf. It would fuck me up in the process, though.

>>80226401
>>80226488

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gd0oSNjHf1A

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>Ay, I ever tell you about the time me and this half retarded kid double teamed this black chick? She was fucking gorgeous, Joe Rogan. SHE WAS FUCKING GORGEOUS, JOE ROGAN! Turned out she had a dick. It was 1987, 19-87! I'd just done 6 eight balls, what are ya gonna do she was sucking my dick, I ain't gonna tell her to stop! Anyway, I look over and this retarded kid... we used to .... we used to call him, Billy the Kid... you know? Yeah, he was sucking on her little flacid dick. I never nut harder, Joe Rogan. Till this day, I never nut harder. Loved that bitch and I miss the taste of her cock. She died after some wop bastard saw her dick and beat her to death. I dumped her in the river when I found her cos she still had my semen in her.

>>80227105
I hate this dude because I hate when people tell stories about the "crazy shit" they used to get up to. It's especially sad when it's someone as old as him.

>>80227105
If I were a better person I don't think I'd have found this so God damn funny.

>>80226846
Arian Foster's one of the dumbest people alive. If he wasn't a solid running back for 2-3 years he'd probably be homeless or like that Rockets player who was afraid to fly on planes.

>>80226917
>protecting my wife
YOU JUST KNOW

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>>80227232
>If he wasn't a solid running back for 2-3 years he'd probably be homeless

>>80227290
Was he not injured for like 7 of his 9 years?

>>80226917
When/why did he get threats?

>>80227312
in attempting to learn about arian foster I have discovered in 2012 the texans signed him for 44 million over 5 years. now i am too angry to care about his history of injury

>>80227397
>did he get threats?

Answers are easy, it's asking the right questions that's difficult.

>>80227075

jesus christ this never gets old, ive watched this like a dozen times

>THAT'S HILARIOUS!
Bill Burr
Doug Stanhope
Joey Diaz
Brian Regan
Artie Lange

>THAT'S INSANE!
David Choe
Joey Diaz
Milo Yiannopoulous
Wim Hof
Russell Brand
Andrew Dice Clay
Gavin McInnes
Roseanne Barr
Alex Jones

>THAT'S FASCINATING!
Graham Hancock
Duncan Trussell
Randall Carlson
Louis Theroux
Dan Carlin
Sam Harris
Jordan Peterson
Brian Cox
Scott Adams
Rupert Sheldrake
Ceara Lynch
Rhonda Patrick
Christopher Ryan
Neil DeGrasse Tyson

>>80226791
maybe if I had a big stone and didn´t get jumped from behind

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>>80227009
Dude a wolf bite is like 5 times stronger than a dog bite

>>80226791
Yes, regardless of the size. I guarantee I could kill it before it killed me, but it might fuck me up badly enough that I die afterwards if it's a real big boi.

>>80227450
Is that true?

Jamie pull that up.

>>80227105
I fucking love this guy only because he reminds me of so many of my friend's dads, growing up in NJ

>>80227450
Well yea, the idea is to do it without getting bit. The dog didn't bite me.

Serious question. Why does their set-up keep cutting away from the computer screen when Jamie has material up? How are we supposed to see pictures and videos, if they're only up for 1 second, before the camera cuts back to Joe or his guests?

>>80226457
underrated

>>80226917
>begging for prayers

What a jewboi

>>80227501
Dude it's gonna go right for your neck... you ever see that video of a wolf fighting a chimpanzee...? It's brutal man

>>80227433
>THAT'S FUCKING FUNNY MAN
Opie

>>80227542
To show there is an actual source and that they aren't just bullshitting off screen. You don't need to read it all. Jamie reads it most of the time then they talk about it.

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>>80226791
A wolf? By itself? Absolutely. ABSOLUTELY. A wolf's head is in the perfect place for a leg kick, it's like right THERE, exactly at the height where you throw those kicks in practice. One of those leg kicks to the head would fuck up any kind of animal, except like maybe an elephant, or a gorilla. Man can you imagine an 800lb gorilla taking a leg kick to the head? Have you seen what a good leg kick by a trained fighter can do to a bat? Like a baseball bat? Jamie pull that up... Watch this...

BOOM! Look at that. Jamie play that again real quick... Then while it's stunned, while this wolf is all fucked up from the leg kick, I could get it in an arm bar, get it in a choke... That wolf would get fucking JACKED, BITCH!

>>80227652
What about the stuff that's just cool to look at? They never allow it on screen for long before the camera shifts. I suspect they have an automated camera that cuts to whichever is making the most noise in the microphone. Whatever is going on though, they need to get their shit together.

>DUDE BORDERS ARE LIKE SO BIZARRE LMAO

this is why sheltered celebrities shouldnt be able to talk about politics

>>80227712
It's a podcast, it's not like when Ben Allah Falek goes on Bill Maher. These are clearly the views of an adult stoner that is into almost naked dudes grappling each other.

>>80227757
now I want Ben Affleck as a guest
come on Kevin Smith make it happen

>>80226687
*enlightened

>>80227712
I think anyone should be able to talk about politics, but celebrities definitely shouldn't get the audience and the authority they do when they talk about important shit they don't know anything about.

I think Rogan's a lot less sheltered and a lot better informed than 99% of celebrity "activists" though. He's not academically qualified but he freely admits that, and has been on the road extensively and talked with a lot of different experts (and pseudo experts) on a wide range of subjects.

I think he's relatively smart and well informed, but gets a lot of prejudice against him because he's a beefcake fighter with a dudebro attitude.

>>80227688
Podcast focus on audio, for people driving or at the gym. Watching them live is a newer aspect of it.

>>80227688
There's a series of YouTube videos: Joe Rogan watches the internet, or something. Hang on let me pull that up real quick...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXJpGvZ8hMY&list=PLbF_YWhtAmH6IHOJ_rFCB7yjY6ZbzovYg

There's about 20 of these I think, they're all pretty funny and some of the vids are great.

>>80227816
Joe's podcast was visual from day one.
Look, all I'm saying is, that sometimes joe and the guest are staring at a screen and describing what's on the screen to the audio listeners. Meanwhile the video watchers get the briefest glimpse of the video, before it cuts back to Joe pointing and describing the video.
It kind of defeat the whole purpose of the setup.

>>80227861
Neat. Thanks. This is way better.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYhxFvLTFbs

Just last week this guys career was ended by the people he called his friends because he was apparently a huge creep towards women, while writing songs and performing stand up about why you shouldn't be a creep to women

>>80227105
>The clip of him and Rogan watching the Bruce Lee Chuck Norris fight

>LOOK AT THE KITTEN LOOK AT THE FUCKIN KITTEN

>>80227688
copyright.

>>80226687
You're in the dark. Google are trying to create an artificial intelligence using a massive data mining operation. The captcha on here is probably part of it too. What do u think a company like Google could achieve with that level of machine learning and prediction?

>>80227654
he would say sarcastically and grin it off and giggle knowing how absoutley fucked he would get by a fucking wolf

>>80228464
A trained human could probably take a wolf while getting injured, they're much more dangerous while hunting in packs.

>>80228156
I had to go and watch that

>Two millionaires saying America is "dope" and anyone should be able to and live here

WTF I hate Rogan now

>>80226687
While Alex overstates facts because he is a natural showman, he is usually quite close to the point.

These mega corporations are working on things outside of the public sphere and outside of what most people understand.

JAIME PULL UP CHIMP BALLS

>>80226791
Depends on the scenario. If I was buying groceries minding my own business and suddenly Im fighting fucking a wolf then I would probably die, if I was out in the woods in a survival situation I think I could kill one.

>>80228540
You can't fight a wolf without being injured. Actually winning is a matter of your willingness to sacrifice a limb for your life more or less.

>>80229211
>You can't fight a wolf without being injured
Yeah, that's what I meant. Even if you could land a powerful kick on the wolf it would probably still bite your leg at the very least. But you could totally win and survive. People have killed bears barehanded, and one wolf is weaker than one bear.

>>80226846
MOTHERFUCKER DOESN'T KNOW BLADE RUNNER!

google google AI. google tay AI, fuck even siri can count as an AI. Watch psycho pass animu, this is what globalists want. Take alpha brain pills, smoke weed and stay woke.

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>>80226401
>joe literally said "Really made me think" this podcast

>>80226791
Dogs only have one point of attack that's pretty easy to deflect. It's not like a fucking tiger that'll scratch you up and jump all over your skin. I wouldn't imagine it'd be too hard to get it on its back and choke it out.

>>80226917
wow what a hypocritical pussy

>>80227127
Sounds like you're jealous? Perhaps instead of 4chan you should go try and make some stories yourself?

>>80230903
https://youtu.be/XhTuYKR-ejo

>>80231010
There is a difference in telling a story to a person that was also there and recounting something that happened in your life to someone that had never heard it before.

>>80231010
>A fictional sociopath that will say anything to hurt his closest friends when in a bad mood said it so it must be true
You seem like a pretty big retard my friend.

Jamie pull up that video of the Chinese guy jacking off a tiger
*brings the mic closer*
that dick must be what, 12 inches? jesus that thing would tear me to shreds

>"IN THE UKRAINE THEY WERE MAKING POSTERS REMINDING PARENTS ITS WRONG TO EAT YOUR CHILDREN"
>Joe: Whoa

>>80226721
This one was actually quite interesting.

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>>80231877
forgot my image baka

>>80226617
Translation: Bill Gates once said if an A.I were to be created it would have the internet to gain knowledge.

>>80226457

"so dude Joe the other day I was at Olive Garden and I had to uh had to fart really bad ya know. And then I like farted right,"

Joe: "hahahhahahah!"

"so I like farted sooo baad that my butthole started to kinda vibrate ya know?"

Joe: "hahahaha! Yeah man farts are kinda of a wierd thing man. You don't want to just you know hold in that energy, you gotta let it loose. Can't be good for you. Hey Jamie pull up some fart videos on youtube."

>>80232557
>Redban making it two sentences without Joe putting him down, or cutting him off.
I don't believe it.

i like how he most likely brought on that sports player on the last podcast , SOLELY because of his "fighting a wolf" comment, very likely he didnt even know who he was

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>>80226917
>protecting my wife

>>80232609
Yeah it's pretty interesting how that zen-like, mastery over his ego personality Joe tries so hard to push out there goes right out the fucking window when redbans around. Bryan too.

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>>80226687
>$0.05 has been deposited to your account.

>>80233475
Back when Redban was just him camera guy, I suppose they had this Yogi Bear and Boo-boo kind of relationship. Which Joe never grew out of.

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>>80226617

>>80226917
>sharing the details of your cuck fetish online
top kek

>>80233553
Yogi didn't lose his shit on boo-boo on the reg. Joe is a straight up fucking dickhead to redban.

>>80233635
Yeah, true.

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>>80226687
WATCH IT

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>>80226687
Stop not being woke

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>>80226699
>thinking using a metaphor where you have to take medication makes you enlightened.
>building your worldview around a the Matrix reference.

>>80228750
I haven't been able to stop looking up hairless chimps

>>80227433
Hold up, Rogan had Roseanne on the podcast? Is it a good episode?

>>80227654
yeah but canines in general have much faster reflexes then humans

>>80226617
>The Big Enchilada

>>80228678

Proof? Any proof whatsoever to back up paranoid delusions?

>>80228597
this picture hit me too hard

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>>80228678
Yo he literally admits in the podcast that because he shilled y2k as real when he knew it was bullshit because he was being paid by fucking big corporations that where getting a huge boost in survivalist equipment sales. He's a schizotypal liar that sows fear for Big Doomsday. Admitting that he's a snake oil salesman that spreads hysteria for money was the only truth he got close to in the entire 4 hours.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neVsniQdOnM&t=459

>Coyotes are fucking smart. I saw one go through the drive-in at McDonalds. Big Macs are so bad for you. All those trans-fats are as bad as cigarettes, maybe worse, but Big Macs are SOOOOOOO GOOD. Do you know how many cows are killed ever day so Americans can have a Big-mac? Jamie, pull up footage of that assembly line slaughter house. It will BLOW your mind. FUCK. Coyotes are smart, vicious little fuckers but they don't run cow death factories. You have to watch out for those Coyotes though. They'll make a Big Mac of your dog....
>you can clearly hear Joe taking a hit off his gravity bong
>I forgot to take my Alpha Brain today.

>>80228440
t. someone who knows nothing about machine learning or deep learning

You need to stop watching sci-fi movies.

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>>80236172
cite the time in the podcast, my man

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Jamie, pull up the picture of my breakfast.

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>>80236354
>mfw I let Big Doomsday "convince me" that y2k is real so I can keep making $30,000 a month.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jm06cX7uiVA

>>80226791
I'm 100 percent confident that I could, yeah.

>>80234682
t. Mr. Reductionist

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>>80226791
sexually? yes.

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>>80226617
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2w9WFfz0og

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>>80236665
lol have you taken your reality meds today anon?

Saving the thread

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>>80238460
I wont kill the thread. But I dont have to save it.

sage

>>80238607
Another tripfag for the filter

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>>80236507
Funny how no one wants to acknowledge that the actual enchilada is that Jones totally admitted that he A: has always been financially motivated to sell hyperbolic fear-based narratives, and B: totally admitted to knowingly misleading and lying to his audience on behalf of his corporate sponsors.

Can we talk about that? He just laid out his whole gestalt.

>>80239077
I repeatedly bring this up to fans of Alex Jones and they just ignore it, I never even receive a response

>>80226791
Wolves hunt as a family unit and wouldn't want to fight a human on its own unless you're the one backing it into a corner. You could probably just kick it and it'd fuck off.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUIcCyPOA30

>>80239077
>>80239131
Wow people in the entertainment business (this includes the """journalists""" on CNN, FoxNews, MSNBC) create personas and sell personas because it's what their viewers want

Really, REALLY makes me think

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>>80239724
>is that Satan?
>that's Satan.

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*blocks your path*

*sucks your dick, but as a hilariously ironic in-joke between two otherwise-heterosexual men, not like some kinda fruity Castro Street queer that would actually enjoy it like a faggot*

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>>80239847
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/And_you_are_lynching_Negroes

A: false equivalence. Having a public and on camera person =/= literally spending a year lying to your audience that the world was going to end while shilling for the survivalists and gold buyers.
B: the existence of other people being assholes doesn't justify being an asshole. Cynicism is a social control meme for stupid people.

>>80226617
>Hive mind
>4chan
>Lord Kek
>Meme magic
Pottery

>>80227075
>try to figure out who this pussy arguing with Rogan is
>he was the voice of "The Brain" on Arthur.
>master of ceremonies at CPAC
>can't handle mean words
>JUST
Is he, dare I say, (our guy?)

>>80228597
>>80236015
>crush it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--vnpgys1Is&ab_channel=RoLoCo

>>80236209
>open live jre
>"you ever seen a pair of chimp balls bro?"
>"damn joe you do know a lot about chimps and shit"

>>80227105
What episode number is this from?

>>80226457

Fuck it, I thought he was great, I really would have loved seeing him at the Alex Jones JRE.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byXEIdYdOoI

>>80235863
Not him, but if I've understood anything in 25 years of life about power (in the anthropological sense), I think you'd be stupid to just snub such ideas

>>80227542
They've been really anal about not showing too much of someone else's copyrighted material since they joined up with/created Bentpixels to take down Rogan Watch and any other person who puts up clips of Rogan looking or sounding like a retard or racist. It's intentional.

>>80226401
PROOF JOE IS GAY
https://youtu.be/4Hx_oQwrOzs

JAMIE PULL UP THE PIC

>>80235009
No, not really.

>White men have no right to complain.

>>80242728
I miss him at times, too. The show became very successful though, and I think Joe wanted to be taken more seriously. It's harder to attract bigger celebrities, scientists, et cetera, when someone starts giggling and out of nowhere, starts saying shit like, "hey, you guys ever throw your cum on the walls at motels and pretend you're spiderman?".

jordan peterson is a meme

>>80243785
Any individual can complain, including white males. But individuals shouldn't complain about how bad white males have it. White males shouldn't be seeking victim status just because everyone else is.

>>80227433
>THAT'S FASCINATING!
>not "This is so bizarre,such a bizarre thing"

i can't count how many times the word "bizarre" is said in the podcasts featuring Hancock

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>>80243744

Joe is for gay marriage, is dumb, and KNOWS dicks are delicious.

>>80243842
Unsorted

>>80243850
>white people literally make a pity=merit society to empower the other losers and then try to abuse it
what the fuck is this retarded system?
let's just go back to lynching jews come on now

>>80243842
u gotta sort yourself matey

>>80243874
There's only 2 reasons that you love gay marriage; 1. You're dumb, or 2. You think dicks are delicious

>>80226617
Nick Land?

>>80226791
if wolves were stronger than humans then they'd be the king of the food chain, but they're still savage animals.

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>mfw cannibalism

>>80226917
>tfw you will never "protect" crowder's thicc blonde wife from internet threats

>>80243874
Wtf? I love gay marriage now.

>>80226791
No man, Jesus those things will rip you to shreds

>>80227482
Ja... Jamie pull that up, get it on youtube or something. It's okay, Jamie's pulling it up

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>>80226617
Its funny because this exactly how they made the AI in Ex Machnia

>>80226617
>"Dude we shouldn't have let him smoke weed xD"
>Makes clear for the fourth time he hasn't even touched the joint
This show would have been tons better without that massive faggot, whatever his name was.

>>80236390
That would make me shit soup if I had that for breakfast. Jesus.

>>80240179

You need to to study arguing bucko.

>>80226488

>b-but your sources don't count
>yo, jamie, pass that shit to the left

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>>80245917
no u do u sux dix and cox fagit

>>80226791
maybe, but not a mountain lion

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>>80245917
lol jk m8 rofl ttyl :)

>>80239077
There's two kind of people following Alex Jones, the ones that watch it as a guilty pleasure knowing 99% is false and 1% cherry picked data; and nut heads. Ones don't care and the others can't understand.

>>80226488
>come to my show, where I can say shit and no one fact-checks it.
>is unfair otherwise.

I enjoyed watching that idiot crash and burn.

>>80247411
Every once in a while, he does get something right. He did call the whole "CIA can spy on you through your phones and control the systems of your car" years before it became public knowledge.

He claims to have "sources" inside the CIA, what I think is happening is that there's one or two guys deliberately feeding him fake info to discredit the rare times he actually tells the truth.

>>80245517
Eddie "Taco Tuesday Terror" Bravo.

Someone explained fairly well how a third wheel was needed in order to serve as a buffer between two very Go-Getter, high pressure people, but honestly Eddie was the worst choice for the task.

Bill Burr or something could've lightened the atmosphere without being repetitive as fuck, unfunny and with the worst laugh I've heard outside my own.

Hell, Eddie somehow manages to be unfunny AND laugh at his own unfunny jokes, which is an even bigger enchilada of terrible.

>>80226791
no way. i can't even bath my dog without getting BTFO

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I believe everything Alex Jones says and no one care convince me otherwise.

>>80235701
gotta use your brain to beat the wolf

you can try to kick him on the way in if you want, but the high percentage play is to jam your forearm as far into its mouth as you can while you gain control of it and beat it to death or snap its neck

>>80227105
Love Diazposting. Cocoposting. Whatever.

>>80247518

>come to my show where i'm not the only one being fact checked
>also, my source isn't incorrect just because it doesn't jibe with your worldview, joe

ftfy

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>>80239077
>implying this clip discredits ANY of the sources he brings onto the show on A DAILY BASIS

Wew lad. We all know Jones is a personality first and foremost. That doesn't mean that what he's saying is untrue. He constantly brings on sponsors and cites all his sources. Also, keep in mind this was over 10 years ago at a time when EVERY news station was pushing Y2K.

>people have to try this hard to discredit Jones and it still fails

https://youtu.be/QRIxy8CPp8U

>>80245624
I'd definitely have uncontrollable stinky farts.

THERE'S AN OBELISK ON PHOBOS

AN OBELISK ON MARS MOON OF PHOBOS

>>80247411
Donald Trump calls Alex Jones several times a week for advice and has done interviews with him

Jones is 100% right on everything

>>80227075
all he has to say here is the smoking weed is still highly carcinogenic, just like any smoke you inhale

How do these threads still get replies? Fucking morans.

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>>80226617

>>80247751
Love this post.

>>80226617
>Alex Jones read Fall of Hyperion
Neat