no can do, i got an 8:30 rezz at dorsia... sea urchin ceviche

Dorsia? Friday night? How the hell did he swing that?

>>80220586
they're all vice presidents? is that the joke? I never noticed when watching it

>>80220564
I think he's lying.

Fisher account

So how's the Ransom account going, Marcus?

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>>80220586
Nice one trump

>>80220757
Most big companys have a lot of vice presidents. It's basically just a title that means you make a shit ton of money.

>>80220757
It's not a joke, it's one of the main plot points/ themes of the book/film.

All wear the same brands of suits in the same color palette.
Similar hair style
All are weirdly perfect looking
They all went to harvard expect a few who did the whole yale thing
they are all vice presidents and all work on similar 'accounts'
same biz card
all drink scotch or vodka on the rocks
they all do drugs
eat at the same rotation of restaurants and party at the same bars and clubs
all have appartments in the same part of town

They all fucking get confused for one another. No one really knows who's who outside their imediate circle.
And in Patrick's circle, paul has slightly better everything and it drives everyone fucking mad.

>>80220586
How did a nitwit like you get so tasteful? And Bateman--check 'em

>>80221362
Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God, it even has a watermark!

>>80221509
Where is the watermark exactly?

>>80221532
I gotta return some videotapes.

Too bad Logan got me these dubs

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>>80221566
Let's see Paul Allen's dubs

>>80221607
coming right at cha

check them

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>>80221607

>>80220550
For years I had no idea that was Jared Leto

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>>80221566

Jesus. Those are really super. How'd a nitwit like you get those digits?

>>80221702
Holy shit, how did I not notice

No wonder he's DAMAGED

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>>80221721
I can't believe that Bryce prefers anon's dubs, to mine.

>>80221479
>did the whole yale thing

What do mean Yale thing?

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>>80222611

>>80222611
>>80222665
lol

>>80222469
Skull and Bones... Illuminati... Jews... You know...

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>>80222665
Hah.

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>>80222611
>>80222665

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>>80222665

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>>80222665
There were no dubs in that post. I think you should go now.

>>80222469
The Yale thing means they were openly gay.

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sigh....dubs are so passe...trips are in boys.

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HEY PAUL

>>80224070
Hey Allen die in my house lmao

I guess I've gotten like 20 dubs, maybe 40. I have archives of a lot of it, uh some of the tripfags have seen the tapes. I even, um... I ate some of their digits, and I tried to shitpost a little. Tonight I, uh, I just had to GET THESE DUBS

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>>80222929
Pay it

I have to return some video tapes

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>>80224976
I saved my best GET on /tv/

>>80220550
>That rattlesnake sound as he walks up to Bateman

>>80223906
kek

>>80225114
>no meme tabs

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>>80225429
Yeah, what gives?

What kind of video tapes did Bateman have to return?

>>80221565
kek

I still don't understand this movie. Did he really do all that shit? What happened to the apartment with all the bodies in it (I think it was Paul's)? People just cleaned it out for him for no reason? Did no one care about the murders? The killing spree that started at the ATM?

>>80227283
brainlet

>>80220586
>they all have the same phone number

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>>80221565

>>80227283
Did the ATM really tell him to feed it a stray cat? No. Because he's completely delusional.

>>80227283
Some of it happened, some of it didn't. The point is that it doesn't matter

>>80227505
>Did the ATM really tell him to feed it a stray cat?
That bit didn't happen in the book.

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new dubs, whatta think?

>>80227762
fucking n00b

>>80227762
>>80227800
pffft

Nobody goes there anymore.

>>80227695
why doesn't it matter if those people died or not?

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It's got... dubs....

>>80227800
>>80227833
duuuuuuude

>>80227873
The point is that Bateman has lost his mind and is capable of doing those things.

Whether he did them all or not is irrelevant, he's still insane.

At that point he could have killed 5 or 50 people. The film shows that he has descended so far into madness that he's not even aware of his murders anymore.

>>80227938
So you never know what's real and what's not throughout the whole movie?

Well that is thoroughly unsatisfying. What really even happened to Paul Allen then?

>>80227873
He didn't kill anyone, he was just insane and would have vivid hallucinatory episodes of slaughter.

>>80228069
They frequently make the point in the film that everyone looks the same and Bateman even gets mistaken for somebody else.

It's likely that either

>The axe murder was all in Bateman's head and he just broke into Paul's apartment while he was away
or
>Bateman did kill somebody with the axe but it wasn't Allen

>>80228143
I thought that it was that all these New York Yuppie types were psychopaths

>>80228185
More like sociopaths. Bateman was a full blown psychopath

ey

>>80228185
Well yeah that too, the book and film are a statement about disconnected yuppies but as >>80228212 said, Bateman is an actual psychopatch whereas the others are sociopaths/narcissists.

What if the vice presidents all being clones was a multiple personality thing? They are all the same person. He thinks he is murdering people but these people don't exist except in his head.

>>80222222

>>80228069
It's either he was hallucinating or he actually did murder them and got away with it... because who would expect a guy like him to murder someone? Watch it again and notice the little details like the doormen not caring when he drags the body out, or the doormen confusing names. They all look the same. They all go to the same places, fuck the same women, eat at the same restaurants. If he did really murder those people it would be extremely difficult to catch the guy because even the "victims" confuse the names themselves. (like the rich chick who confuses him name when she's calling the dealer)
The scene in the apartment when the bodies have been moved and the place has been repainted likely refers to real estate agents doing literally anything to make money. They'll ignore murder providing they can profit from it.

So yeah, he either:
>Did all of those things and got away with it because no one would expect him to be a murderer.
>Hallucinated and instead just fantasised in his journal that he kept in the desk.

>>80228069
>>80228397
Also, they're all so superficial that none of them even care or realise. Like when Carruthers sees him putting the body in the boot of the taxi, he looks surprised, any normal person may have been suspicious of what was inside the bag, but he didn't care... all he wanted to know was what brand it was

>>80228071
If he didn't kill anyone at all then what was Willem Dafoe doing investigating Paul's disappearance? Why did Dafoe's character never bother to check Paul's apartment?

>>80220586
Ha, bone is for boneheads.

>>80228585
That entire sequence with Dafoe was a figment of his imagination

Huey's too black sounding for me

In the novel Bryce is Price, why such a meaningless alteration?

ITT: people who watched American Psycho for the first time in 2017

>>80228752
Dunno Paul Allen is Paul Owen as well

>>80220586
Why is the numbers on Bateman's card uneven?

>>80228768
it's because imdb shut down their message boards.

People always talk about the memes, no one talks about the movie.

>>80228934
Because he is a twisted fucking psychopath.

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Who /herbmintfacialmask/ here?

>>80221362
>>80221509

it's really not that impressive. Looks basic as fuck. Bateman's is better IMO

>>80229002
srsly I spend 30 bucks on a bottle of Aveda rosemary and mint shampoo. It smells amazing.

Too much discussion not enough dubs

did you know that this movie was directed by a woman?

>>80229066
wew lad

all right

I like to dissect memes

>>80220550
>missing the "great" part

FUCKING KILL YOURSELF

>>80229102
That's fucking awesome

>>80228934
He wanted to emphasise that he had trips.

>>80229102
only good movie directed by a woman ever

>>80220586
>"acquisitions" is spelled wrong every single time
5,000,000,000,000% triggered.

>>80229102
I bet her assistants and literally everyone else were men though

Women can't into art, this is fact

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best part of the movie

>>80231122
Murders and executions

>>80220772
He isnt. I saw him there that night

Sabrina, don't just stare at it, check it.

>>80231910
fail

>>80231910
>>80231938
lemme show you how it's done

>>80220550
>sea urchin
Bateman should have just let Paul kill himself

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>>80231042
Think again

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Can I get any dubs here?

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>>80222929
IMPRESSIVE

>>80227361
Intentionally done

look at this now

>>80232999
faggot "get" poster

>>80232999
nice desu

>>80232999
Impressive. Very nice.

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>>80232999

>>80221566
it's very cool, but that's nothing, look at these

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Big digits 4U

>>80228752
>>80228857

as much as I love the movie, the novel was the only book I ever put down and stopped reading, and I've read the turner diaries

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All these amateur businessmen and their small digits

>>80234776
very close, you'll get there

why is this movie so quotable
i dont understand it

>>80234745
That's funny, it's one of the few books I've read on my own without it being required reading in school

>>80234978
>i don't read, i'm stupid and i like it
fucking lol

Have some'a these eh

>>80235844
Cool, pretty rad.

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>>80220586
Any of you photosoup wizards make me a 4chin related card

I need it

>>80234868
The script is great to begin with, and Bale's performance was nothing short of genius.

>>80236136
his monologues are amazing, I could listen to them all day

>>80222611
i missed check em's

>>80221721
Truly the most tragic character of the film.
He later becomes a small town NY cop and loses his wife to a cult after a bunch of people disappear.

>>80225531
This is some of the saddest shit i've seen.

>>80221479
Most people on /tv/ don't actually get this point, which is in fact the basis of the entire plot.

How many of you guys actually have your own business cards?

I have one.

>>80238543
if dubs you post a picture of it without blanking anything out

>>80220586
Batemans card it's awful. Companies name is too small and there are like 3 different fonts

If dubs Bateman actually committed all the crimes

>>80221479
Posts like these are why I come back

>>80236835
He aged so well though

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>>80220586
Patrick, I've seen the way you look at my dubs.

>>80238543
>>80238868
rolling

>>80220550
>sea urchin ceviche
what did he mean by this

>>80234745
I can understand why because some chapters were god awful to sit through, but that's kinda the point. I skipped a few of Bateman's musical rants because I simply didn't care about the artist he talked about and it bored me.

The one that sticks out the most is the chapter where they all are on the phone with each other and keep trying to figure out where to eat. They go so far as to let their girlfriends go to some resturaunt when they haven't even left and decided not to go to that one. It's lasts pages and pages and was nothing but them arguing over this and constantly switching lines to talk to someone else about it. It was unbareable but thats what those characters are like. They're boring sacks of shit who don't do anything productive because of their wealth. The biggest point of the novel is how lifeless and awful yuppies and that life style is.

Unless you mean the gore parts than you're just a pussy.

>>80234745
The only good thing about the movie IMO is Christian Bale'a performance. I've heard that the book is even more grotesque than the movie and that it is meandering. I probably won't ever read it

>>80241354
Bale's*

>>80238395
The film implies that Patrick Bateman is not in fact Patrick Bateman, but some guy who murdered Bateman took his place.
But since they're all basically identical nobody noticed.

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>>80220550
>sea urchin ceviche
>not "great sea urchin ceviche"

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Is this the most quotable movie of all time?

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>>80242325
it is 2bh fâm

>>80242011
I take it you never read the book?

>>80235173
sorry for having a different opinion?

>>80242385
is that a gram?

>>80242011
where does it imply that?

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>>80243111

>>80228934
The lettering is something called Silian Rail.

>>80221362
in bateman's head he thought his looked the best so it appeared that way and why paul's looked overrated

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I can't believe Bryce prefers Van Patten's card, to mine.

Why do mods always delete these threads?

>>80234745
Its the only book to have actually made laugh multiple times throughout, the dark humor in it is fantastic as Bateman slowly goes insane and no one around him gives a shit. He literally pulls a knife out on Luis , the guy who has a crush at him, and hisses at him and shit and gets away with it.

>>80227283
He killed some people and had psychotic delusions he'd killed some others (see: him shooting a police car with a pistol and it explodes)
The point of the film/book is that 1980s upper class culture was such a vicious depersonalising masturbatory shitfest of conformity and self-centred vapidity that a fucking nutter like Patrick Bateman could go on a killing spree and nobody would notice because every person is the same (everybody keeps getting everyone's name wrong) and nobody knows who anyone really is, and even if they did realise they'd be too wrapped up in their own lives to care, so if Bateman did have a closet full of dead hookers is Paul Allens apartment (assuming the person he killed was even Paul in the first place) the woman selling it would rather have cleaned it up to get the sale on such an expensive apartment and pretend it never happened rather than have it be cordoned off by police as a crime scene for months and become almost unsellable after

>>80243021
New card

>>80244640
The part where he's freaking out in the kosher deli or the part where he tries to greet the guy with dreadlocks in the club both had me tears

>>80243021
>is that a gram?
what did he intend to convey with this statement?

>>80244800
So many great moments like that. The part where he makes his ex bethany read the poem about the nigger on the wall. And where he gets the urge to kill some Japanese after talking to some guy, and he kills an Asian delivery guy who turns out to be the wrong type of Asian. then he writes on the receipt Im coming for you bitch to the woman the order was going to.

>>80221678
Is that a gram?

>>80245077
>>80244800
All his autism about Dorsia and how is his hair looks is great as well

>>80235173

>he STILL thinks reading makes you smart

everyone hates you, bookfag

>>80245077
>>80244800
even parts in the movie are funny to me
like when they're in the club and Bateman's friend (can't remember who) is telling the girls that Gorbachev is downstairs and saying "You're not confussssssed, are you?"

>>80245369
>he doesn't read
Don't bother replying, you're a pleb.

>>80220586
The way the ampersand on Bateman's card is shoved right up to the second Pierce rubs my autism the wrong way,

no can do, i got a 44 dubz at dorsia...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUAExyakpLI

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>>80243804
THREADLY reminder that all of their business cards are shit because they ALL spell "Acquisitions" incorrectly.

Now you can never enjoy the scene again.

>>80246638
I bet you are into the whole... Yale thing.

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>mfw /tv/ sucks at getting dubs

>>80245077
kek yes the poem was so good

Hey, cool it with the anti-Semitism.

I've seen that bastard sitting in his office rolling for fucking dubs.

>>80220757
Not a joke; it happens a lot in RL business.

>>80221396
>>80221479
Both correct. My two cents:

I worked at a company that had a sort of... "commission based friendship" among higher ups. Instead of hiring sales people, the CEO would hire these people who were also CEO of their own smaller businesses. They were sales people, but had some sort of DIY sales program or software. Each would earn the title Vice President, and fluff their emails / credentials up with all their micro-companies they owned.

Not real companies; just systems. The main CEO would take stake in their company and offer them commission on all the business they brought to the master company. If they under performed, their brand and customers would get absorbed.

Also, none of these people were particularly skilled at anything beyond charisma. When I explained this to my non VP colleagues, we all stopped working so hard.

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>>80246977
>>80247000

>>80246830
Shut up!

>>80246638
Probably didn't fit quite right or look as good with the extra character so they cut it knowing that only autists would care to look

>>80247213
>they made it look stupid on purpose!!
wow

you don't have to be a stan you know

>>80247000

being charismatic is worth its weight in gold though in the sales world.

you guys are huge faggots

>"Is that Ivana Trump?"

>"Is that Donald Trump's car?"

>>80247310
Oh yeah. Another example, one of the VP sales guys could never enter in his contacts/leads correctly into Sales Force. The Marketing Director got so sick of trying to run numbers with that VP's input that they dictated one of the CR flunkies to handle all data input for him.

Aka, he got a free part-time assistant for his charisma stat dump. Couldn't be bothered figure out his free (company issued) new iPhone X. Meanwhile, at his "start-up", it was him and some coding guy. The coding guy did most of the work and was also CEO of his own proprietary software he sold to the parent company mentioned above. He received not only a cut on total revenue from parent company, but also a cut from VP-Sales-Genius's company.

Essentially, two cuts.

>>80247886
ELLIS KNEW

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>>80246830
Check out these dubs. Picked em up from the printers yesterday.