Get in here friends!
Season 34 "Game Changers" double episode premiere!
Who is ready for spy shack 2??
who /hali/ here?
>>80211732
anyone but ciera's dumb milf ass
>>80211732
Oh wow she's a cutie!
There's s-s-still gonna be 20 more s-s-seasons of this show r-r-right?
>>80211926
for what we've been lucky enough to have with the last 5 years, I'd be okay if we only got a couple more years.
Happy 500 episodes yall!
>>80211985
>no mention of llamas
remake this
OUR GIRL
>qt3.14 Andrea is back
>she also lives in wisconsin
will i ever meet her bros? i swiped right on alexis when i was in chicago, i didn't get a right swipe back.
>i will never have a survivor gf
I just hope I can get through a full season.
The last 4 or 5 seasons, the show starts out good but really lacks any steam as the show winds down.
that ciera tho
>>80212141
pig disgusting single mother whore.
>Hali will NEVER be your lawyer
jdimsa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFsX5-7Tx0A
>>80211687
Tony confirmed as GOAT
>>80212141
unf
Anyone know where I can find a stream?
>>80212302
this please :(
>sandra is back
if there was ever a case for a bitter jury awarding the wrong person, it's her. TWICE.
they actually did it!
New season, new top qt chart
Remember that this chart is objective and not up for debate.
who here /michaela/ ?
>>80212336
15 years of faps
>>80212336
quick scan has all of my standards. nice
>>80212376
water challenge please
Why didn't they invite David from last season?
>>80212336
> No Tocantins Sydney
> No Caramoan Hope
disgusting tbqh
>>80212336
>amanda's eyes
>>80212323
Are they living together now? Also bb canada starts soon are we having thread for it?
>>80212323
what is this?
>tfw no michelle
80212302 this please!!!!
>>80212465
u free tv com
>They're going to watch Survivor instead of The Expanse
>>80212321
Are you implying Lillian should've won?
>>80212439
yes they are
alex stayed in texas though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9fnBDWEb_Y&t=0s
theres talk of US BB "all stars" vs BBC returnees
>>80212398
if kek wills it
>>80212398
survivor uncensored DVD box set when
>>80212321
>t. Russell Hantz
>>80212536
Might be cool
Heres hoping for OTT2 also
>>80212536
lesbians or no? i don't watch BB just curious cuz horny
>>80212302
http://www.stream2watch.cc/live-television/united-states/cbs-live-stream
>>80212323
DELET THIS
Malcom was always a less charming, less capable wannabe Ozzy.
Here we go lads
>>80212594
oh i just checked its bbcan returnees vs newbs
lol cory with tomi lahren.. i knew he was a frog poster
>>80212661
I think they were friends in school or something
rip ciera and tony
cirie is one of the few black people i like on these shows
>>80212536
>theres talk of US BB "all stars" vs BBC returnees
Phil cant come because his Ottawa DJing career is boppin.
>>80212608
naw, shelby likes dick too much
hope debbie is first gone
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>the tenacity of a giant squid
>>80212676
has based Earl ever come back?
>>80211687
>culpepper
>a game changer
wut
Sandra is ok, but i hope she is voted off early so circlejerk around her will die.
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>>80212661
if no one starts bbcan threads when it comes on then I will
I miss /bb/posting so bad
>>80212694
Where's that motherfucker who said he was trans from last season. I'll fight you asshole.
>>80212672
oh ok
>>80212696
He was on the short list to return for game changers, but didn't make the cut
lol ozzie will never ever win
Ozzy IS SO FUCKING OLD
Basketball airing instead of Survivor, I'll join you next week.
>>80212718
>wanting to watch BB13: Canadian special
>>80212726
I just re-watched this season, he was pretty cool.
>>80212718
if i can find a stream. i'm in
Ciera looks cute CUTE
>castaways scrambling
>LOOK AT ME ANONS
>WE WILL HAVE A BBCAN THREAD
Just tuned in
Who has the winner's edit
>being this spooked by Ozzy
Malcom 2 scared
lol stupid blonde
>>80212801
i hope she plays too hard again it makes me so wet
are you guys ready for all stars 2.0?
>blonde with no ass
who was that
>trying to out swim Ozzy
>>80212829
Tai killing chickens
pure pottery
RIGGED
>>80212799
dz already said he's hosting feeds
he's a fag but I don't care I just wanna watch
If Tony gets voted out in this episode, I'm dropping this season
who even won last year? i just remember that that jew bitch aubrey shoulda won. jury pisses me off so much on this show
>>80212772
Earl was smooth as fuck, definitely deserved to return
I'm big on James and Jeremy too
>>80212929
Wut
>>80212913
sorry
>>80212913
If Tony doesnt get voted out in the first three tribals his tribe are idiots.
>tfw PST
>tfw can't use these threads because basic cable
LOOK AT ME
I AM THE GAME CHANGER NOW
>>80212336
>>80212913Seeya in september then.
TONY WILL SURVIVE
WE ALL THOUGHT TONY WAS GOING TO GET VOTED OUT EVERY WEEK WHEN HE WAS ON
HE HAS ALWAYS SURVIVED
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>>80212984
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Why is Johnny Fairplay such a faggot and not playing this season? He could have easily replaced any one of these guys, let alone fucking Culpepper or Troyzan.
>tfw you follow almost all of the cast on social media
>tfw you know who likes who and who may have aligned with who based on their interactions and "likes"
>tfw the season is spoiled for you
>>80212336
>all these qts I haven't fapped to yet
What have I been doing with my life?
fri night cbs shows look TERRIBLE
>>80212929
The guy who's mom had cancer
>>80212968
west coast master race reporting
i hang out and post pics till the last 10 minutes or so then i blind post in the thread without checking replies till it starts here. see you then
>>80212999
>>80213009
Pre-show alliances are such cancer. There was one on bb18 and it almost ruined the game
BASED TONY
ABSOLUTE MADLAD
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>>80213021
ooohh right. gimme a fucking break
Classic Tony
the absolute madman
tony's voice kinda cracks like jay-z lol
JUST A PRANK
Sandra and Tony pls form an alliance
this is going to be the worst fucking season rip
No tvfag, anyone's watching on a stream ?
GOIN FOR DA IDOL BABY
nukkah tribe
Dear kek, plz no voting blocs this season.
Thanks
>>80213121
they are trust clusters now Anon :^)
fuck off Zeke
my favorite thing about tony is that he's actually, real life bat shit crazy. He like Boston Rob, Russell Hantz, etc. just built to play this game.
>Beastmode Cowboy not hiding in a shade
woah, easy here, buddy
>legacy advantage
Lmao terrible advantage
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lol i hate that brad is on the season but the makes me laugh
I want to berry my face in sierra's ass
>>80213108
there's a link in this thread
Sierra is the definition of a butter face
>Ozzy's hairline
FAN FAVORITE SIERRA DAWN THOMAS
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wish they edited in cuts of the players best/worst game moves
Ozzy got fat
>>80213203
she's no Hali, but I think she's got this bimbo thing going on with her face that's kinda hot
>Ozzy's gut
>>80213203
she looks better this season but ya still butterface
>>80213217
>Andrea
>reporting people to Phillip and Cochran
Yeah... game changer
>>80213224
looks like Audrey kek
>>80213203
I hold out hope no big player will get voted out tonight
Only because Jeff described this season as Jaws where everyone was waiting for the shark to strike later on.
>>80213224
She's got the face of someone who's going to get in trouble for fucking her son's friends
>"game changers"
>Phillip Shepherd nowhere to be seen
0/10 shit season
>>80213224
I agree. It's a turn on
Where's David?????
>>80213224
blowjob face
>>80213263
rip
>>80213268
>"game changers"
>no Chet
>no J'Tia
what a joke
Cierre looks the exact sameblack don't crack
> The city of tai
>>80213302
>>80213282
I definitely want to facefuck her the most out of everyone on the cast
>>80213310
where tf is naonka
god damn I've missed tony
>>80213224
>>80213350
Research Sydney Cole
>>80213350
Same. She's probably into bukkake too
>>80213346
Hope she gets voted out first desu
A SPY BUNKER FUCKING LOL
#SPYBUNKER
A fucking underground bunker??
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>>80213396
shit now I want to fap to her
Hahahahahahahaha holy shit tony is based
Tony confirmed AH
Prolly gonna build an internment camp to keep the swing voters away from the enemy alliance.
>BeastMode is a target already
NO
So Aubry was queen tumblr her first go around, but then she grew on me by the end of the show. i can't be the only one?
mmmmmm that Hali booty
>that caleb spill
>>80213435
Yeah me too.Probably will now
>Tony taking a play from Dr Will by making the target so large on his back he's becoming invisible
Tony just guaranteed his safety for at least 3 episodes
>>80213399
As long as she doesn't get based Ozzy voted out again :)
>>80213395
Post pictures
Haha, so the spoilers were true
TONYS TARGET IS SO BIG
WHO WOULD WANT TO GET RID OF A TARGET THAT BIG THIS EARLY?
MADMAN
>tfw Sandra is on this tribe and is a literal ghost even though she's won twice
Sandra about to win a 3rd time
>>80213508
yep
>>80213508
They usually are
>>80213474
KEK
>>80213485sierra fap on chatstep during or after the show?
>>80213467
I felt that way about Michelle desu
>>80213508
yepGood riddance Cierra get's first boot
>>80213525
>"Why would you target Sandra? She is worthless"
I want Aubry to win!
>>80213554during would be better for me
who's got the #spoilers?
>>80213525
HOW DOES SHE DO IT??
>>80212398
here we go :))
okay that's a cool immunity
why did aubry have to bring another button down? would it have killed a cutie to blossom into tank top territory?
>next season
>secret advantage
>"This is immunity"
>"You can only play this when it's raining"
>>80213614
>>>/sucks/
>no revote after a tie
I like it
>>80213586https://chatstep.com/#sierra_dawn_thomas
Andrea's titties sittin' RIGHT
>Tony's tribe winning challenge involving a puzzle
oi i am laffin
>Ozzy swimming butterfly
madman
please Mr cameraman give us a shot of michaela's ass
>>80213614
BOOT LIST20th: Malcolm
19th: Cirie
18th: Troyzan
17th: Debbie
16th: Caleb
15th: Hali
14th: Tai
13th: Ozzy
__________12th: Tony
11th: JT
10th: Michaela
9th: Aubry
8th: Ciera
7th: Zeke
6th: Sandra
5th: Varner
4th: Sierra
___________F3: Sarah
F3: Andrea
F3: Brad
>>80213739
this is not real lmfao
>>80213739
This is fake
is it just me who's not ~feeling~ this premiere yet? I mean I'm drunk but they're not telling a story with this boot?
>>80213739
this is fake news
>>80213694
How many times is Ciera going to bring up her mom?
>>80213467
me with Hannah desu
Was there even a trick to that puzzle? It just looks like trial and error.
lol ciera with that first boot quote
>>80213826
they just did
>>80213739
Caleb out 16th
>>80213904
robbed queen
REAL BOOT LIST
you were warned..
Pre-Merge1st boot - Ciera
2nd boot - Tony
Ozzy
Malcolm
Jeff
Sandra
Caleb
MergeHali
Zeke
Tai
JT
Michaela
Debbie
Andrea
Final 66th - Aubry
Cirie
Sierra
Final 3Troyzan - goat
Brad - villain
Sarah - probably won
>>80213904
>>80213554
reminder: her eyebrows are tattood
her eyebrow hair will bleach out from the sun in a couple weeks and you will notice it
>>80213918
thats not entirely right but yeah thats the gist of it
aww fuck i can't believe my waifu ciera is actually going first. fucking dropped
>voting the only qt out first
more like Survivor: Ratings Changers
Fuck michaela
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck
>people actually think Ciera is cute
She's a single mother slut, just like her mom.
Damn Jay
PUSH
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>People underestimating aubry
She's going to run this game
>>80213918
>literally all fan favourites are cucked
Finale's viewership ratings will be pathetic
Survivor spoilers ruin the show for me yet again senpai
why was caleb invited to this season again
>>80214101
thats what they get for bringing back shit players
They should have brought Jay to play instead of Michaela
>>80214119
he changed the game by almost dying
>>80214119
so he wouldn't sue them
>>80214130
/pray4jay/
>>80214119
cbs execs like his boypussi
>>80214130
DAMN JAY
>>80214136
>he changed the game by almost dying
What is Michael Skupin?
>take me to the end because no one will give me another million dollars
>they'll give her the million dollars for making it to the end even after winning two times before
Sandra the goat desu
NOOOO WTF REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHYY
ARE THEY GAY
SHE SO CUTE
whelp see you guys next year
>getting voted out first on an all star season
damn that would suck
SLUT BTFO
WHO /rejoiced/ HERE
Who's the official survivor 34 waifu now?
fuck this season
>>80214168
A pedo.
>>80214232
Queen Sandra
>>80214232
Hali 4ever
Oh shit double eviction night
>>80214232
Tonyuntil this episode ends
>>80214202
Should wait for bbcan like me
aubry is going to ruin this season
>>80214259
>eviction
Why is Caleb a threat?
>>80214286
Adam won last year because his mom was going to die.
Caleb might win this year because he almost died
Tell me, why does Tai like the chickens?
holy shit sarah looks like wednesday addams
>>80214286
Not sure. He's a loyal soldier
#spybunker
gonna need a gif of tony army crawling
>>80214276
what is shrimp up to now?
OH LAWD
that combat crawl out of the bunker
tony so goat
>>80214361
He likes cock
I guess the boot list is accurate. The edit is giving us a ton of Tony because they know he's liked and leaving early
Can someone give me a quick rundown? I missed everything up to now.
Tony is so basedand he will be gone soon
yeah fuck this season
>first episode
>cutest girl and most entertaining guy are voted out
>>80214283
>implying that wasn't on purpose
>>80214466
>they got split into two tribes on a boat and raced to get items
>Sierra found the legacy advantage during it
>Tony is scrambling getting a massive target but Malcolm flipped the target to Ciera
>Ciera voted out
>now Tony caused more panic and is most likely leaving next
>>80214487
it wasn't
>>80214520
Thanks man
dang jt got chubby
>Sarah just gave a winner's edit line
>"Cirie, I'd never screw you"
Bet she's heard that a lot
and thus begins the sarah/cirie stoyline
>two times winner targeting another winner three days in
that's probably why you have never made any big moves, Sandra
they suck
>All these great players making shit moves.
wew i never would have guess it desu.
>she does it for free
>>80214553
I refer to double episodes of all tv shows as "double eviction" as a play on words of sorts.
hali a cute. CUTE
>Sandra needed Fairplay to win the first time
>Sandra needed Russel to win the second time
You'd think she'd learn that she needs someone like Tony to win again. baka
Wtf she's like fucking 50 and I STILL think i need a sandra gf
She's there for the 2nd place 100kNot like she's getting it
>>80214663
reminds me of Courtney Simpson
>no Coach
shit season
>caleb thinks he has a big target on his back
who /Malcolm/ here?
how do i get a job as Survivor Challenge Tester?
>>80214952
Well, because he's perceived as Tony's ally he actually has a big target
I can see the "meat shield" being a pivotal strategy in this stage of the games evolution.
Is Jeremy the first person to successfully use his strat?
>>80214932
forgot all about that gem
Malcolm's a fucking god
the bulges are nice this season A+
BASED MALCOLM
why michaela such a bitch
he did incredible
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME FUCK
>>80215215
>sassy black girl
>>80215046
todd, rob c kind of? danni
>>80215215
Because she could have switched in ?
>>80214972
HERE
https://twitter.com/malcolmwhw/status/839492059480358912
>>80215215
She hates to lose even though Malcolm was doing really well
>"I'm such a fan of the game"
Why do they keep saying this. It's so cringy.
>not having the biggest game changer on this season
>>80215346
the greatest of all tiiiiime
>>80215346
>he'd make if off the first tribal alive
>wanting to vote out Tony, the strength of your tribe, this early in the game
Do they want to keep losing challenges or what?
yo i would probably finger blast michaela
>>80215346
Fucking madman
>>80215346
THE GAME IS FLAWED
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well at least tonys getting a lot of airtime before they vote his ass out
>>80215379
Imagine how she'd ride you
Hnnnnnnnnnggg
>>80215377
Not like it even mattersTribal Swap next week.
I wanna watch Sierra blow a horse
i love this show so much
>>80211926
Yes. Because if you compare that chart to ANY OTHER SHOW it wills how Survivor has a healthier curve.
>>80215438
YOU DONT KNOW THAT
>vote out the winner who is slightly crazy and causes paranoia but is much needed strength to win early team challenges
>vote out the winner who's won twice and sucks a challenges
tough decision
Digits will decide if Tony stays or not
>zero moustafa now doing commercials
>>80215438
I hope so
>>80215346
>There will never be a Hatch vs Russell vs Tony season.
why even watch?
>>80215574
>there will never be an all-male season
The Jeff Probst' "jaws" comment makes 0 sense after this premiere
>>80215443
How did you know my nickname?
>>80211926
>33+ seasons in
>still average around 10m
Survivor ain't leaving anytime soon
>>80215589
>there will never be an all-female season
>>80215589
>all-male season
>Hatch sexually assaults half the cast
>>80215645
>ywn watch Survivor: Sluts v. Bitches
Greg should have been on this season
>>80215678
bye Tony
How is Sandra a fan favorite she's always been annoying
rip sandra
why aubry
What did Russell mean by this?
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those aubry votes were too close for comfort. phew
>>80215770
Sandra is great and tony fucked up by not being boring through the first couple cycles
rip tony
rip season
>>80215858
delet
YASSSSSSSSSSSSS
#QSQ
D R O P P E D
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wow sandras a bitch this seaosn
>tfw you love Sandra
>but you also love Tony
>>80215678
You mean Micronesia ?
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>>80215844
>I'm still mad I lost
>another season where the literal nobodies pick off the best/most interesting players
I hate all star seasons
>>80215893
Sandra is a bitch every season*
FTFY
>>80215953
>Expecting any different
>>80215844
>I'm still clueless to why i lost the jury twice
>Has won 2 times through sheer manipulation
>Obviously pulling the strings, again
>Useless in challenges
>Constant smack talk
>Still no one votes against her
HOW? Does she have some sort of power that makes everyone forget she exists every time they go to vote??
>>80215909
you have one month left
>Stranding your tribemates in the middle of the ocean
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>beastmode flipped on tony
damn
okay time to finish fapping to Sierra
>>80215976
I always hold out hope. But am let down every time
>>80215953
meh heroes vs villains was pretty different. the boring players like tom, randy, stephaMe and sugar went out early
>>80216249
>Randy
>Sugar
>boring
Remember when a tribe thats lost two challenges voted out one of their best physical players...
Good luck!
>>80216318
They got unbelievably lucky there is a tribe swap next episode
>>80216445
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>>80216445
"lucky"
>>80212336
>a shawna guy
my nigga
>>80213224
the sara jay affect
>>80212336
>no brenda