>What do i even pay you for? You're fired

>>80211580
>you can't fire me, I QUIT.

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>I'm putting you on suspension
>Hand over your badge and your gun
>*saves the entire city from a druglord kingpin*
>Okay can I have my gun back now
>No you have to prove you're responsible enough to earn it back

>What do I even pay you?
>You don't. I work for free.
>Oh.

>>80211580
They did this well in Spiderman 2.

>you're fired. Parker, you hear me? You're fired.
>*gets up to leave*
>JJ, we need someone to cover the charity ball tonight
>oh yeah. Parker, get back here, you're unfired.

>>80211580
>I think k I'm dying
>no your not, everything's gonna be fine, we're gonna get you out of here

Legs blown off stumps sitting in dirt

>>80211580
Name me 7 kinos where this happens

>>80211681
you do know that gunning down hundreds of dangerous people has nothing to do with being a good cop?

>>80211790
>Name me 7 kinos where this happens
If this happens then it's a movie, not a film or a kino.

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>I'm gonna sue this entire department for harassment!

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>>80211796
That's where you're wrong, kiddo.

>>80211760
J.K Simmons knows how to deliver a line.

>>80211782
>my kids...tell em...tell em I....
>SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU ARE GOING TO BE FINE YOURE GETTING OUT OF THIS YOU HEAR ME?

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>HAHAHA you fool. Did you really think you could come here and beat me alone?

>WHO SAYS IM ALONE? XDDD

>>80211812
More like a flick my fellow redditor.

>>80211852
this picture is beautiful

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>Listen I have to tell you somethi-
>-Wait a fucking minute. Are you?...Are you going to fire me? me? of all people?!?! Fine. I didn't like working here anyways! I hate you all. Tom you can go fuck yourself. This place sucks. Fuck all you fat dumb retards. You know what. You can't fire me because I quit!
>What I was going to say was I wanted to give you the promotion....
>.....

>>80212129
>I put 20 mines all over this facility before getting caught
>you are bluffing