>Yeah, well...fuck you That's how you do it

>No!

i still like my idea of jonah gibbering nonsensically and lumbering across the room in a rage only to die, foaming at the mouth, at the weathergirls presumably 6.5/10 feet

>I don't get it

French whore BTFO

Johan showed class and maturity by not returning any insults.

>OH MY GAWD DID YOU MAKE ME A SANDWHICH?

>I LOVE SANDWHICHES!

I'm told this is a witty comeback

>>80211433
And this little piggy went wee! wee! wee! all the way home

>>80211433
The trick is to just start peeing a little, now keep in mind just let a little out and then stop.

>>80211679
That's how you do it!

>>80211433
Interrupt her right before the punchline and get the audience to start cheering/applauding

>>80211646
this works on multiple levels. the joke itself is a sandwich

>>80211433
best response so far

>you stupid fucking vapid bitch, I should come over there and choke you to death with my fist
There you go.

What if he just gave a pained expression like he was really upset by the insult and walked off the set and left? That would make those fucking europeons think twice before insulting rich american gods.

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>>80211433

He should've just punched her honestly

ALLAH AKBARahaha jk

>>80211433
>but I fuck better than Leo!

Je suis Jonah

Wait so the punchline is you being a double penetrated whore?

>>80212275
not bad desu

>>80211483
I'M IN CHARGE HERE

Normally I write a wall of autism for these threads but I just can't bring myself to do it today lads. I'm sorry.

>>80212730
That's a strange thing to say to her

>it's nice to see that the reputation of the french for being rude assholes isn't undeserved.

>>80211433
He should have gone home and killed himself, really showed her

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>>80211433
His actual response was more than reasonable.

Also post paintable reaction memes or you'll bang your shin wicked hard on a fucking metal shelf.

>>80213182
I don't even own a metal shelf

It was a bad comeback.

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>>80213182
Are you threatening me master Jedi?

>>80213182
filtered

>>80211433
>Pulls out .45

>>80213182
My shelves are all brittle balsa wood so joke's on you, pal

>>80211433

>well I know they like vapid whores and I'm a good friend.

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>>80213182

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>>80211433
JERK STOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>80213182
Got a spicy one for you.

>>80211616
t. jonah hill
you looked like a cuck

>>80211433
Too weak. Puts the ball in her court. Think about it:

>That's exactly what wouldn't happen, Jonah!
>You certainly might wish for that!

etc.

>>80211433
I think he handled it the best possible way he could like thats sorta what I would have done. I would have done one of those "dont say anything look somewhere offstage to my agent in a "what have you got me into" look."

or some shit like that it shows that he doesn't really give a fuck and takes it in good jest.

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the only winning move is not to play

>>80213748
Hi, Jonah.

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>>80213333
thats how they get you.
>>80213387
saved
>>80213636
which means by some bananas fucking happenstance your shin is going to find a fucking metal shelf and it will be because of this moment maybe.
>80213682
printed, waiting for more canvases
>>80213699
redpill me

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>>80213865
You know, Quasimodo predicted you would run out of canvases

Say nothing. Every time she speaks after that, Jonah should've yawned really obnoxiously.

>>80213865
filtered

>>80213773
This desu. No need to say anything at all. She just made herself look bad.

>>80213865
I'll give you a quick rundown:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jb3UobSZl34

>>80214346
Jonah stop trying to justify yourself, buddy.

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>>80213865
is that CIA guy in the back?

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>>80214375
no fun fact Dennis Reynolds is wearing the same shirt in the >implications scene.
>>80214078
irl lol. saved.
>>80214366
no intellectually disabled. No kids.

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>>80214375
but also yes.

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>>80214297
lol prove it

What did Jonah say again?

>>80215183
>>80213182
filename

Remember when /tv/ was all triggered by that? Calling her an insensitive bitch and shit? Jonah made fun of her right during her speech. I swear you guys are retard, he's a fat fuck. Fuck you americans.

>>80211679
>>80211719
Go back.

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>>80213182

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>>80215342
You mean to tell me that people on /tv/. On OUR /tv/, people acted triggered over nothing and turned it into a meme?! Noooo. #notmy/tv/

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>>80215396
saved. You got any rare laheys?

>>80211433
>That's nice sweatheart
>Find a segway back to the topic
>After the show, tell the producers he's never coming back
>Weather girl gets fired

That's literally how its actually done and that's still if you want to be a thin-skinned and vindictive.

Jonah's initial response was natural because of the surprise rudeness but canceling all his interviews in the ENTIRE FUCKING COUNTRY is just being thin-skinned

>>80213685
>psssst nothing personnel

>>80215521
Weak. How about:

>Say goodbye to your job, toots.

>>80214794
You talented motherfucker, I'd buy the George one from you.

>>80214794
>The penguin

Godspeed, Painter-Man.

>in english pleaasse.... Sheesh

The only worthwhile response.

>>80214794
I want to buy the penguin one

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>>80215521
>thin-skinned
more like fat-skinned

>>80214794
The Goose one is my favorite

>>80215521
>Find a segway back to the topic
More like find a subway

>>80215445
you still remember my bella right?
i could help you choose the perf photo of her :)

>>80215445
>You got any rare laheys?
I wish I had some

>>80211433
>Hah, that's funny. Moving on-

That's it. Fuck.

>>80211433
>Stop laughing, is not funny

I wish I could watch this again, but the stupid bitch makes me cringe.

>>80211433
>I bet you would like to have sex with two men out of wedlock at the same time, you slut.

That my friends, is how you do it

>>80214794
>only recognize some of them

am i a pleb?

>hahah, that's really funny. Here's the thing: I'm a fucking multi-millionaire celebrity and I could fuck any girl I want. And it's going to be that way until I'm on my death bed. You, on the other hand, are a no name talk show host who has maybe, what- 2-3 good years before you're unfuckable and too ugly to put on camera. And close your legs by the way, your cunt smells like a dumpster fire.