>There’s still no trailer for Star Wars: The Last Jedi but Disney Shareholders got to see the first public footage anywhere on Wednesday and, in it, Luke Skywalker finally spoke.
>According to an LA Times reporter in attendance, Luke says to Rey:
>Who are you?
>>80210905
https://io9.gizmodo.com/these-are-probably-lukes-first-words-in-the-last-jedi-1793086672
>>80210905
>random girl shows up on my planet where im chilling and tries to give my dad's lightsaber back to me
Who are you seems pretty accurate.
Wow its fucking nothing!
>>80210975
Wow fucking end your life!
First, the "who are you" line is actually a massive spoiler that ruins the greatest mystery of TFA
Second, why wouldn't Luke, a Jedi, already know who she was? Are they just throwing the traditions of Star Wars out the window as they did with TFA?
>>80210998
>Being this upset
Get psychological help now.
>>80210905
>Who are you?
It doesn't matter who we are, what matters is the Force.
>>80210905
It's going to garbage, why did they make rey look like that guy from one direction?
>>80210905
>>80210998
You're one of those people that cheers seeing the millenium falcon or back of Darth Vader's head in a trailer arent you
>>80211141
Of course, you don't?!
>>80211056
Was getting taught part of your plan?
>>80211118
Wow, she is really losing her hair fast.
>>80211118
she's a creature
>>80211177
>77 Star Wars was released in 1977
>>80211141
if you liked tfa you never really got star wars to begin with
>>80211177
>>80211212
>You're a faggot
>posts like a faggot
What did you mean by this?
>>80211176
she just has a bit of a 9 head
>>80211260
irebel
>>80211328
Huh, awesome. This actually really IS something, because it pretty much kills the idea of her being his lost daughter dead in the water.
>>80210905
>mfw rei responds "I'm your daughter" and the entire theater roars with applause
>>80211369
What if he's an amnesiac?
>>80211038
What? Why would being a Jedi make Luke magically know who Rey is?
>>80211038
Jedi aren't psychic, the Force only enhances their perception. They can't read thoughts though.
>"Who are you?"
Welp, Rey isn't related to Luke, I guess. Nice spoiler.
She's the clone of The Emperor
>>80211522
Looks like she's missing a penis, bro.
>>80210905
>Rey: *holds*
>Lightsaber: *is hold*
>Luke: ????????? wHO the FUck
On April 13th there will be a trailer.
>>80211448
Fuck you! lol you know that is what is going to happen
Still, the tweet didn't mention a quip so maybe not?
I must say him not knowing her is pretty disappointing.
>>80211618
>he doesn't know
>>80211508
powerful jedi can pick up on surface level stuff but yeah that anon is a moron.
Star Wars was always schlock. You were children and didn't know any better.
>>80211522
even if that were true it doesn't change how retarded tfa was, there's no coming back from that.
>>80211169
Noone cared who I was until I put on the helmet.
>>80211619
So is Luke just senile? That seems like the easiest way to opt out of writing his character.
>>80212112
luke is the only reason i'm going to watch this shit
www.youtube.com/watch?v=688OPQ9WFpA
>and who>are you
>>80212177
I hope they don't turn him into some sort of donkey that forgot how to hold a gun, that's all. It's easy to envision some sort of super-PC Aragorn.
>>80211508
can't read thoughts? I though that ugly bad guy in the last one read her thoughts
>>80212569
Seek help
>>80212432
I don't really have any hope for this movie. I haven't even seen rogue one but i've always wanted to see Luke as a jedi master. It's probably the last time i'll pay for a star wars movie.
Rey was a mistake
>>80212569
Easily the best memeing since cummies
>>80213226
>best
>memeing
kill yourself
>>80213292
>kill yourself
Reddit out
>>80211242
>he """"gets"""" star wars
>>80210905
>Who are you?
ugh, like I'm your daughter. God!
>>80211369
What is he is testing her? Seeing if she accepts her fate or has been able to glean her heritage
>>80213334
>>80210905
>who are you?
She wasn't alone.
>>80213496
think before you post faggot
>>80213578
kill yourself
>>80213611
quite pungent response my dear
>Who the hell do you think you are? Anybody know who you are? Maybe everyone else wants to enjoy the peace and quiet. This is one of the most important places in the galaxy. Who are you? WHO ARE YOU? You presumptuous, miserable no-talent! You're no Jedi! A Jedi respects the silence that serves as the foundation for the Force. You OBVIOUSLY don't have the talent. You don't have enough respect for yourself or other people or what it is to use the Force.
Wow, the writers went all out.
>>80213641
>*Force Pushes her off the cliff*
All this fighting for a fucking sci fi series whose last good movie was more than thirty years ago. As someone who loved Star Wars as a kid I'm so goddamn sick of it, seeing it in bookstores, seeing it on television, seeing it being argued about here. People getting excited and hyped for a movie they're going to forget the next day and get excited for the next one. I'm so tired
>>80213641
*force teleports behind her*
>>80213641
someone typed that out
>>80213611
>>80210916
>Who are you?
*girl twirls lightsaber around a bunch*
>Well that explains everything.
>>80213641
>this was 4 years ago
>>80213707
That's a tapir
>>80213641
jesus christ
>>80213732
>tapir aren't weird hippos
>>80213689
>I don't understand why people enjoy things that I do not, and it frustrates me
Literal fucking autismo
>>80212530
He's not a jedi though
>>80213641
reddit as fuck
>>80212010
If I left that on would you Jedi?
>>80213732
>>80213677
>77
Star Wars was released in 1977
>>80210975
Kill yourself faggot
Did they resurrect Shakespeare to write the screenplay?
>>80213860
>60
Star Wars was released EXACTLY 17 years after 60
>>80210905
Why do stockholders even care this? The last two Star Wars' films were awful. And the only reason why they did well was because they bought the press and shilled the shit out of them all over the place.
>>80213909
>09
How many years you have to wait to legally post here
>>80213940
kek
>>80213844
That nose looks like a penis.
>>80213940
>40
your iq
>>80213969
bet it tastes like one too
>>80213707
>>80213844
>>80214004
this fucking tapir fetishist
>>80214004
What does penis taste like?
>>80211522
>Emperor was a transgender all long
>the Rebellion is now a group of racist sexist misogynists shitlord facists
>>80214044
Your ass?
>>80213909
>9
As in Hitler's response to whether the holocaust happened or not.
>another small piece of information
>internet goes crazy
i liked star wars as a kid but i dont get it. i mean is it fucked up to anyone else that there are thousands of people discussing ray'd new hairstyle and that it somehow means she is related to ben kenobi?
>>80214071
salty milk and coins
>>80214076
A generation of autist grew up watching a painfully mediocre space soap opera and now that we live in a society of materialism it's commonplace to obsess over processed crap based solely on nostalgia.
>>80214118
>that pic
fucking kek
>>80210905
This entire thread is shit
>>80213922
Great post. But let me let you in on a secret, you little shit. Star Wars is mine now, bitch. MINE. I bought, I own it, and if I want to turn it into a steaming pile of my own excrement, that's what I am going to do. I could pop up in the final battle scene of every new movie and use my gigantic duck dick to fight Kylo Ren, and every dumb fuck in America would still cum their pants at the mention of "Star Wars". I would still make billions, and there would still be a >90% on Rotten Tomatoes, laughing in your ugly fucking face. I'm going to pick progressively hotter white women and pair them off with progressively sweatier, thicker-lipped, more frog-faced black guys just to raise your blood pressure every time you see one of my God damned movie trailers on TV. I am going to take your cherished, classic franchise, and turn it into a clusterfuck of shitty jokes, blacked.com, and scenes designed purely so they can be made into memes on Reddit. And then I'm going to slay some pussy. Because I'm Donald fucking Duck, I work for Disney, and that's what we do.
>>80214288
>88
The Calgary winter Olympics were in 1988
>>80214302
>>80214378
>78
star wars was released last year
>>80211508
>"your thoughts dwell on your mother" - Ki Adi Mandi to young Anakin
Yes the prequels are still canon, stay mad about it
>>80210975
Wow you're a fucking loser!
>>80214076
It disgusts me anon and I was "that star war guy" growing up
>>80214469
"sister! your thoughts have now betrayed her too"
Joss Wheden should have done the first one. JJ fucked everything up.
>>80214692
>Joss Wheden
LOL
>>80210905
So how the fuck does force sensitivity work in the current canon? I got the picture it's by blood or is it a mutation or both? If someone wanted to become a jedi or sith with no force sensitivity, could they indulge themselves enough so that they can still use the force?Also, what prevents them from snapping each others arms or crushing their skulls with the force?
>>80214692
>>80214705
Yeah, then the entire movie could've been as bad as pic-related
This movie takes place right after The Force Awakens? That sucks. Old Star Wars movies had gap years that were filled by tons of expanded universe content. In the case of the prequels this was a great thing.
>>80211618
Guess again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uWyHEG6Q5o
>>80214820
Yeeaa sort of boring. They could just skip in time at least, after the beginning, so we get out of TFA storyline and it doesnt feel like we're still watching TFA
>>80214692
is this bait?
In other news, I auditioned for a role today that sounded very much like a Star Wars film. I think it had a secret codename. Anyone wanna hear?
>>80210905
Lmao, that explains why he looked like a dumbstruck moron
>>80215020
It was probably for an Argo remake.
>>80214781
>indulge themselves enough so that they can still use the force?
Pardon me?
>>80214820
Disney continues to fuck up on every level
>>80215049
Did I stutter ?!
Luke is going to act all old and senile at first just like Yoda
>expecting something different from Disney's "everything old in a new package" Star Wars
>>80215048
I don't think so, it had some details that were very similar to what a Kenobi spin-off would sound like.
>>80215084
If you meant indulge seriously then then answer is no.
>>80215223
Pardon?
>>80210905
>>80215026
This is how the conversation will go
>Luke: Who are you?
>Rey: I'm no one.
>Luke: I was raised to do one thing...
>Rey: Wh-
>Luke: But I've got nothing to fight for.
>Rey: Nothing will stand in our way. I will finish, what you started...
>Luke: AAAAAGH....!
>*THE PLANET EXPLODES*
>"DOn't worry Luke will speak, your favourites are still back too, oh and there are a variety of locations!
Can't get more stale corporate approved info 'leak' then this
>>80215319
>There's been a disturbance in the Force, like a million nerds screamed out it vain and went silent at once
after the success of Rogue One they are bringing Ben Kenobi back through the magic of CGI
>>80212569
Jesus fucking christ, i will never come back to this site, EVER
>>80215339
what have we done?
we traded George for this shit?
>>80213226
wheatomorphs is better
>>80215714
And people welcomed it. These new movies are so bland they don't even have good memes.
>>80211118
Daisy a cute! A CUTE!
>>80213641
>>80215081
"Would you like to see Rey lose a hand in Episode VIII?"
>>80216085
She'll have her hair in a pony tail and get it cut by a lightsaber in a duel. The next scene is her crying about her messed up hairstyle and a CGI old Leia telling her it will be okay.
>>80213641
>Rey: A man may need all of those things, but-
>*Rey grins like in pic related and powers the lightsaber*
>*PSSHHEW*
>Rey: I am no man!
>*Cuts Luke's old man penis into half*
>Luke: No respect at a-
>*Rey inserts Lukes face into her ass*
The scene described in this post ensues:
>>80212569
>>80216295
>daisy will never insert your face in her bubble booty
jdimsa
Okay, here's what I walked into today.
>Get call from my agent
>EXTREMELY low-key casting gig in the area
>Sides provided when I get there
>Fuck yeah I'm in
>Arrive at 5 or so
>About 3 other guys, 2 girls, all about 18-21
>Sign in, get the sides
>Here's the jist of what it said:
Title - Jundland
[Hasan] 18-24. Male. Muscular build, dark ethnicity. A provider for his family, he is separated from his caravan during an attack. He is on a quest to find his sister.
[Kira] 17-20. Female. Sunkissed complexion. She is separated from her brother after being orphaned.
Here's a quick synopsis one of the casting assistants gave me. He sounded like he was trying to be as vague as possible:
>Two siblings are separated in a desert wasteland after their caravan is attacked. One is left for dead, the other taken hostage. They both embark on a quest to find each other, the both of them enlisting help from two very different sources. Their morality, their faith, and their destiny begin to be tested in unimaginable ways.
The turning point of the audition was when the interview was done, they told me to mime "opening a chest and discovering an ancient sword that seems to be calling your name."
After ward I signed a NDA and had to return the sides to an ACD, and I heard a shredder as I walked out.
>>80210955
>mfw the entire rebel alliance is made up of dipshits who can't figure out that Luke is in the part of the map they don't have
>mfw the last Jedi temple is a rock
>Luke had been standing on a rock for 30 years
>>80211038
Yes it is spoiled now that luke did not drop rey of as a kid on Jakku. It obviously was Kylo and that is why in TFA Kylo gets surprised when one of the troops says that Finn was running around with "a girl".
>>80216686
Do we know how big that lost area was? What if it was several lightyears wide? How are you going to arrive at the exact rock on that exact planet, even if you know Luke's in that blank area?
>>80212432
Apparently its been rumored that Luke is more "grey" than before, hence the grey outfit. He's basically not perfect, too powerful, and struggling to not sacrifice his power to the enemy somehow. Seems Rey may actually help that, despite her being the student.
I think it will be a student teaches old teacher, who is more powerful, type-thing. Basically the dynamic of Logan but she's more mature and there are more caveats, especially concerning Luke's powers, his past, and his hesitancy for the fight of the future.
>>80211242
Star Wars isn't especially deep, but I do agree. If you love TFA you never really liked Star Wars for the reasons Lucas wanted you to.
>>80211293
would still vote, famalam.
>>80211484
Because the force, or some other equally convoluted explanation.
>>80211508
But they can you fucking retard
>>80213770
"I am a jedi, like my father before me"
>>80216673
Sounds realistic, I work in production, albeit not in Hollywood. Interesting theory, Rey and Finn are siblings.
I believe you were auditioning for Luke's disciples.
Confirm, how old are you, what is your complexion, and what complexions did the others have?
>>80216686
Space is big. The resistance was just made to handle the first order, which the Republic didn't think was a big deal. Finding luke wasn't within their budget.
>>80214004
>>80213707
Fucking hell, these things have massive dicks
>>80219039
>Rey and Finn are siblings
I don't think that's the implication here
I think the sibling part is the fakeout. So that people don't realize what they're auditioning for.
But all of that does sound silly, since the scene is named Jundland. Kinda a dead giveaway
>>80216673
and here you are breaking your NDA that you agreed to. there were only 5 other people you auditioned with. not gonna be hard to trace that back to you. thats how the internet works; they backtrace.
>>80219976
we're leaping to the conclusion that the guy's not just larping
>>80219942
If I bend that slightly will it break?
>>80211508
Vader read Luke's mind to learn about Leia being his sister.
So we seen Hans and Leia's child, a son, which happens in the comic series after ROTJ. Then we see the girl, separated from her parents at birth. Odd. Han and Leia also have a daughter, soon after their son. Their daughter frees their fallen son as a dark jedi and returns him to light, after he kills his sister. But oddly enough, Han had no reaction to seeing her. So obvious not Han and Leia daughter. Now in the series after, Luke meets Mara Jade, they get married after Luke fucks up the emperor and his clones, freeing the galaxy for foreseeable future. Then they have a daughter, after Han and Leia have their first son. So technically, this girl, whatever her name is, could be Luke's and Mara's daughter. But no, because for some reason everything had to get fucked up and nothing makes sense now. Han is dead, their was a new super weapon make that was not a galaxy gun and for some reason Luke exiled himself to a lonesome planet due to the new jedi academy falling apart, which technically doesn't happen until Luke is long dead.
>>80216818
>>80219737
Someone force sensitive could have found him.
>>80210905
>Who are you?
Cut to black
Then the opening credits roll
Instead of the normal "John Williams-esq" music, we get the Who singing "Who are You" set to a montage of shots from the movie
As the final strains of music fade out, the film begins
After adventures and epic battles, the screen fades to black, the icon Who song re-plays and the credits roll
Song fades out and the black screen fades into the opening scene of Skywalkers face as seen over Rey's shoulder, he again asks :
>Who are you?
The screen cuts to black;
Star Wars IX : Return of the Empire - 2020
>>80211448
Haha plz happen
>>80214813
I hate this part so goddamn much. It's cringiest shit ever.
>>80216686
>mfw the map consists of several parts that has to show you how to get there, instead of the destination
When someone gives me their address, I always make sure to ask them to direct me from other nearby areas
>>80214692
Joss Whedon would've fucked it up worse.
>>80213992
>92
years you've wasted on 4chan
>>80220008
>larping
outside of /pol/? now i've seen everything
>>80219942
How can whitey even compete?
>>80220020
It would be very painful.
>>80213704
underrated