D'aww Man With Everything Want HUG!!!

Obviously a complete virgin would think he's living the dream.

That guy was an emotionally crippled loner and its hinted he had a pretty fucked up childhood.

of all the reposts, this one at least has some heart to it

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>>80210527
This dyke agrees with about the movie OP.

>>80211331
>That guy was an emotionally crippled loner and its hinted he had a pretty fucked up childhood.

>hinted he banged carey mulligan

OMG SO SAD THATS FUCKED UP BRO

>>80211331
This. Sex is not everything. Especially not when you're dead inside. I thought it was pretty clear that they were molested. Also, he wanted to fuck his sister.

>>80210527
>have no empthy
>why cant i get a gf :^((

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I didn't get this film as a teenager.

But now as an adult with a crippling porn addiction and full blown mommy issues, I 100% identify with Fassbender's character. How I seem like a completely normal guy on the outside but whenever I'm at home, I'm doing mom/son sessions with camwhores. How I purge myself of all the porn in the house every once in a while, only to succumb again. How I did some gay stuff because ??? How I bang hookers and order them around. How I can't start, let alone hold a proper relationship with a woman.

The only differences:

>I don't live in the US
>I'm not that handsome
>I'm not that old
>my dick is probably 1/3 of his size

>>80212078
story time

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>>80212597
What?

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>can't identify with movies were the main dude has sex

>>80211390
>reposts

We don't want you here

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>>80210527

reminder that mcqueen fassbender is best fassbender you pleb.

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THE KING

>>80210527
Yet I bet you thought that terrible /r9k/ movie Her was a masterpiece you fucking loser

>>80210527
>I can't possibly feel any sympathy for a suffering man because he has a better social and sex life than me
>fuck this guy he gets to have sex and I cant?! WAAAAAAAAAA
I thought virgin neckbeards weren't a thing on this board anymore

>>80211935
He didn't want to fuck his sister. They clearly had some traumatic stuff happen to the both of them, were prolly forced to mess around at a young age and thus fucked the both of them up. He never outright seems like he wants to fuck her desu

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>>80210527
T•R•I•G•G•E•R•E•D

>>80212805
what did your mom do?

>>80212844
I'm more or less like this, though it happens with coming of age movies. I avoid them because they make me realize I literally missed out on my adolescence due to me being an awkward boring shy beta faggot and it makes me sad.

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>>80213199
I also never had the chance to taste PTP pussy

fucking sucks man

>>80213124
>I thought virgin neckbeards weren't a thing on this board anymore
This is /tv/, m8. Not /sp/, /soc/ or /mu/.

>>80213124
you wish normalfag

>>80213228
ptp?

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>>80213250
prime teen pussy

How big is his benis?

isn't this the movie about incest?

>>80213195
Nothing really. Cold bitch with a crippling depression.

>>80213484
she hot?

>>80213124
>omg please have empathy with CHAD despite them having no one while bullying "lesser" people

The hypocrisy is astounding

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>>80211935
>boo hoo I got touched

At least they got some. There are some people who go their whole lives without being so much as hugged by another. "Muh child sexual abushe" "victims" are crybabies. Suck it up, at least somebody wanted you.

>>80213514
No. And she's 60 now. Haven't talked to her since she and dad divorced 10 years ago.

>>80213314
Just go to Korea and become a teacher, that's what I did :)

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>>80213564

>>80213594
fuck off reddit

>>80210527
>this stupid bait thread AGAIN

>>80210527

Surely by now you've got every single possible response you've wanted?

>>80213541
literally when does this "Chad" bully nerds like you
get over your past and stop blaming Chad for your pathetic life

>wn fall in love with Carey Mulligan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4_gDeuuN2E

>>80213564
m8 wot

>>80213799
Fuck off Chad

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>>80213718
This isn't about responses. This is about getting word to the director of the film, Steve McQueen (who, by the way, is a fat negroid) and getting him to denounce it. To admit that it's pure bullshit. To admit that he's a puppet of the powers-that-be manipulating him to make such puerile nonsense to further debase society and the white man.

THAT is when I will stop posting.

>>80213914
that's a known coping mechanism. Many rape victims rationalise their abuse as "I liked it an wanted it anyway", then they grow up to become mental messes like the faggot Milo

>>80213955
>shit he's right I have nothing to say
>f-fuck off Chad!

>>80211331
yea fucked up childhood aka preyed upon by a 30 year old hot woman

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By most people's standards, I'm quite rich. Not Bill Gates rich but let's just say I inherited (among other things) some land from my grandfather that gets leased out to oil companies.

I'm an average looking guy, taller than average, but in my younger days I was more inclined to flaunt my wealth in order to impress girls. Once they caught on to how wealthy I was, their behavior would completely change. They'd literally throw themselves at me in the most piggish way. I'm ashamed to admit that I enjoyed the easy pussy despite knowing that these 8's,9's and 10's I was fucking wouldn't normally even acknowledge my existence.

Flash forward to today and I'm looking for a long term partner, ready to settle down. Unlike in my youth, I go out of my way to hide my financial position. I drive a shitty old car, work part-time at a bar, wear regular clothes and my house is a little rundown bu modest. I've had a couple of long-term gfs and inevitably at some point in each relationship, the topic of finances arose. In both cases, I was honest. And in both cases, as soon as they found out that I make more in a month than a top surgeon makes in a year, their behavior completely transformed - I mean completely. I specifically chose these girls because they seemed down to earth and non-materialistic. But despite that, they'd on one hand, start making all these extravagant plans for travel/fun. I'm a simple person and not particularly interested in those things. And on the other hand, they'd become super eager to please; talk to me nicer, start cooking more frequently, give me way more bjs than they normally would, just weird stuff. One girl told me, out of the blue, that I could fuck her best friend if I wanted to. Now this was, what I thought, a nice average girl; I was taken aback.

So don't be fooled. Wealth has its drawbacks. I don't think I'll ever find a girl that loves me for me unless I go out and find a girl that's so rich that my wealth is trivial for her.

>>80213799
>you should get over your own past!
>now please feel sad for this guy not being able to get over his own past!

fuck off

>>80214002
t. Chad

>>80214036
t. Faggot

>>80214036
>I don't think I'll ever find a girl that loves me for me
>implying a girl can love a guy for "who he is" or some other soul & romance bullshit

>>80213872
I'll love to give her the old new york, new york. You know what I mean ;)

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>>80210527
>it's ok to feel sorry for him
>it's not ok to feel sorry for 30yo neet virgins
I don't get it

>>80214036
>not interested in fun

>>80214036
>women evolved to find a man with the most resources
>surprised that they act like golddiggers

Did you expect a woman to like you for your personality faggot?

>>80214059
yeah absolutely, you more than anyone should know how hard it can be to get over your past, and feel some empathy for the guy. If you're not autistic enough to be capable of empathy, at least.
also, there's a different between a loser who keeps whining and blaming others for how pathetic he is, not getting over the fact that he was a pussy, and a man who tries to overcome himself without blaming everyone
>>80214104
amazing non-reply there, you sure showed me

Is this the "smallest" movie that regularly gets shitposted?

Didnt win any awards, no one talks about it, barely made money, no effect on pop culture. Lol why do you fucks keep bringing this up?

>>80214409
Like cancer, it inhabits peoples' minds and spreads disease, disorder and misinformation.

Like cancer, it needs to be excised.

>>80214036
I want to strangle you, anon.

>>80214409
Because of Fassbender's enormous swinging dick. No wonder he's so fond of black women - he himself is a nigger.

>>80210527
what movie is this, I love fassbender

>>80215086
Shame

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>>80210527
>it's a WAAAAAHHH-poster makes himself look like a hysterical retard episode

>>80214036
Ignore all these other faggots anon. I hope you find someone nice some day.

>>80215123
dumb frogposter

>>80214036
Is this pasta?

>>80214036
Tell me why again I should feel am ounce of sympathy for you?

>>80210527
why is everyone saying his cock is big? can't be more than 7 inches... That's slightly above average desu.

>>80214036
>omg I will never have to worry about normal stuff like being short on money, deciding to buy something or not etc and my number one complain is that I can't find a woman that likes me for my personality

oh my god, this is so sad

>that feel when you aren't playing Magneto right now

>>80212844
aw man

>>80215367
It's big, dude.

>>80214294
>Implying his problems were anything difficult to overcome

>>80213973

Fuck off. Don't generalize.

>>80215425
He HATES playing Magneto.

>>80212844
So go out and get laid, friend.

>>80215728
Source?

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>>80214036
Not sure if bait... or ass...

>>80215762
too much work to keep a woman

>>80215819
Nah, I didn't say keep.

>>80210527
>gloomy looking filter in post production
What even is colour grading?

>>80215851
too much work to initiate things then

its way comfier to jerk off to porn and then using my time for something different, like getting shitfaced and playing videogames.

>>80210527
you seem to be very focused on the fact that he's handsome and has a big penis.
Perhaps you should reconsider your sexuality

>>80215916
Yeah I mostly agree with you which is why I am a kissless virgin as well.
But nevertheless I do wanna try it, if anything to be more comfortable in uncomfortable social situations, so I will try to do something about it this year.

>>80215924
>he wouldn't suck fasbender cock

Woow anon, just wow

>>80215579
much more difficult than a virgin bullied pussy's problems

>>80213564

To be honest nobody couldn't even depict the feelings of outsideness and sense a natural failure of being adult virgin. You gotta make it funny and exaggarated comedy to actually even depict the situation, otherwise it would be too awkward and pathetic to watch

>>80213564
You could just kill yourself matey

>>80215991
im not a homosexual. That being said, i can recognise the man is handsome and his flaccid dick seemed to be above average in size. But it's not what the movie left in my mind after watching.
If anything it was carey mulligan tits

>>80216055
not an argument.

>>80216475
your reply was much less of an argument

>>80215240
I've seen it on /biz/

>>80212847
whos we faggot lmao take your stale meme reposts and reddit yourself

>>80216475
its actually the perfect argument. being a whiny bullied virgin is easier to overcome than psychological problems inflicted by actual traumas

>>80215989
Go for it anon. Only good things can come of it.

>>80214036
Gayest and most retarded post I've seen all fucking day.

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>>80214036