Doctor Pavelius, sum SPQR

>>80208093
EPIC !!!!! ^^^^^^^^

>>80208119
Laboras in personatus?

you're a big citizen

>>80208194
Tibi.

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>>80208185
>tfw 2 intelligent too speak dead languages

Magnum homo es

The tablet I filed with the legion lists me, my legionnaires, but only one of you
First one to talk gets to stay on my galley

>>80208319

Lot of loyalty for a sellsword

>>80208319
Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would crucify a man, before stabbing him with a spear?

>>80208093
You're a big console
of Rome

>>80208355
WHO PAID YOU TO GRAB VERCINGETORX?

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Dicite mihi de Bane. Cur personam gerunt?

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If I pull off that mask will you die?

>>80208387
dic mihi, Bane! Cur personam gerunt?

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>>80208093

Et tu BANE?

>>80208291

IV V

>>80208363
At tu loqui potest! Quis es?

>>80208256
lel

i'd be SPQR sum you retard

You, uh... don't get to bring Profligates.

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>>80208483

>>80208093
IV V

>>80208256
Prō Te sounds more accurate

>>80208505

Non sumus, qui maximus. Sed consilium est momenti

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MALVM?

Si quid extra planum remollitum mitterent hominem?

>Have we started to fiddle?
>Yes, the fire rises

>>80208657
Saltim tu loqui potest. Quis es?

King Alexander, I'm SPQR

>He works for the Barca Man
>HANNIBAL?

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>>80208093
Spain?

This fucking thread

I'm imagingin someone reading this thread without context. It must come across as the purest drivel possible

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>>80209018
The divorce papers I just filed with the Papacy list me, my wife, Archbishop Cranmer here, but only one, of you!

First one to annul my marriage gets to stay in my Church!

>>80209159
What if this thread is the very first evidence future people find of our civilisation

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Duke Medina, I'm Drake

>>80208093
dead meme
inb4 epic hot heaad XDDDD ebin meme

>>80209297
the haed temperature rises

>>80209222
To think bane posting will exist long before we all die makes me feel proud of being part of /tv/, but it makes me feel disgusted as a human being.

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Never forget http://www.pompeiana.org/Resources/Ancient/Graffiti%20from%20Pompeii.htm

>>80209331
HAHA GUYS LOOK AT ME I DID IT I CALLED HIM A HOT HEAAD HAHAHA EBIN

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Baneposting goes back millennia.

Anyone remember when Dido set herself on fire because Aeneas refused to stay with her?

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FIRST ONE TO TALK TO DUKE OF PARMA GETS TO STAY IN MY FLEET

>>80209388
Terrible Latin
Probably written by an American

>>80209392

Yeah because Cupid made her fall in love with him, gods are dicks

Charlemagne was a pretty big guy, killed moors and started the fire for feudalism in Europe.

I hear he couldn't read so good.

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>>80209018
Why does he wear the Basque?

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>>80209458
How would you translate it? seriously I love latin

>>80209490

Aeneas was the grandson of Aphrodite, Cupid was his uncle.

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>>80209375
Whenever I remember this I'm overjoyed, humanity has been shitposting since the times they had tools to.

>Samius to Cornelius: go hang yourself!
>Theophilus, don’t perform oral sex on girls against the city wall like a dog
>Chie, I hope your hemorrhoids rub together so much that they hurt worse than when they every have before!

Natural shitposters.

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Doctor Kalkstein, I'm Temerian Special Forces

>>80209500
kek

>>80209523
Dr Pavel, I presume?

>>80208093
MULTA FIDES PRO CONDUCTO GLADIO

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They work for the dictator. The laureled man.

>>80209555

I know but Cupid still did a dick move just to help Aeneas on his quest for a kingdom

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>>80209573
ELVES

>>80209557
>I screwed the barmaid
>I screwed a lot of girls here.
>On June 15th, Hermeros screwed here with Phileterus and Caphisus.
They did a lot of screwing

ching chong samurai better than dirty romans

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Here I come King of Merceneries. Do you have enough masks in stock?

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>>80209018

>>80209725

UNLIMITED FLIGHT PLAN FILING

>>80209538
No idea, I've forgotten all my schoolboy Latin
But I remember enough to know that that was passed through google translate. The word order is all wrong

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>>80209557
>>80209668
>We two dear men, friends forever, were here. If you want to know our names, they are Gaius and Aulus.

>>80208093
THE CENSVS I JVST FILED VVITH THE EMPEROR LISTS ME, MY LEGION, MEDICVS PAVELIVS HERE, BUT ONLY ONE OF YOU!

FIRST ONE TO TALK GETS TO STAY ON MY CHARIOT

>>80209620

It would be Auxilium, actually.

>>80209523
>you're a stout gentleman

>>80209523
FIRST GENTLEMAN TO CONVERSE GETS TO STAY ON MY ZEPPELIN!

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...

>>80209375
R O M A
O
M
A

Remember kids, when picking a wetnurse for your child you want a Greek woman with medium breasts and average-sized nipples.

If they're too big the child gets too much milk, but if the nipples are too small they don't get enough. The Greek is so they speak to the child in the Best Language.

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CONSILIVM VOLANDI QVOD CVM AGENTIA REGISTRAVI ENVMERAT MEVUM VIROS MEOS MEDICVM PAVLVM HIC SED SOLVM VNVM E VOBIS

>>80208387
Was getting besieged part of your plan?

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>>80209211
Or perhaps Cromwell is wondering why you would elevate someone to the nobility before executing him for treason.

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>Captain Pellaeon, I'm Grand Admiral

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>>80210116
>Roman Emperor Charles

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>>80210187
>yfw

>>80210208

Delete this

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>>80210208
>Roman
>Emperor
>Implying it was either Roman or an Empire

>>80208483
ok that's funny

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>>80210208

DELETE THIS

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>tfw kino peaked with the Plane scene

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the fire rises

PRIMVS QVI DICAT IN AEROPLANO MEO MANET

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>>80210208
Out of my way barbarian fucking shits

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>>80209648
tell me why does he wear the laurels?

>>80208483
Top lel

>>80210341

NORMIES GET OUT
REEEE

Was Nero a neck beard?

>TFW /his/ is leaking

>>80208483
+1

>>80210122
DARTH BANE?

>>80210384

Belisarios was a cuck and Theodora was sucking cock at 8.

>>80210439
best type of leaking after /pol/

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>>80210476

DELETE THIS

/his/ Baneposting is best Baneposting

>>80210476
t. Ostrogoth

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>>80210384
This nigga failed miserably at his task, it pains me.

Heraclius on the other hand did some Byzantine Golden Age shit. So did the cunts from the Macedonian Dynasty.

Also Basil II. Nigga killed so many Bulgars he became known as "Boulgaroktonos".

Byzantine history is so rich and cool, man. Why the fuck did the Kebabs have to ruin everything.

>>80210587
The Roman/Byzantine Empire brought it on themselves to the very end. And I say that liking them.

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>>80210587
you mean why did the crusaders have to ruin everything

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>>80209211

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>>80210587
>This nigga failed miserably at his task, it pains me

>>80210587

>Basil II
>Blinded every prisoner in the Bulgarian army except for every hundredth, whom he merely blinded in one eye
>Had them all march back to the Bulgarian capital
>Bulgarian emperor had a heart attack when he saw them

There's also the time the Rus got CROSSED in the Crimea.

>>80210659

It's true, he was an asshole who bankrupted the Empire and brought it to ruin by opening the way to Sassanid Invasion, which weakened both empires enough for the Sand niggers to invade.

Heraklios was a goddamn hero, and in the end he died a broken man.

>>80209523
>BANESWORTH?

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>>80209800
Don't be so sad mVIII

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CRASHING THIS CHURCH

>>80210709
>>80210587

I want a movie on Heraklios, the man who saved the Empire from a tyrant king, fought under the cross against the Zoroastrian hordes in a violent holy war, and saw his mind and Empire broken by the onslaught of Arabic invaders.

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>tfw not smart enough to take part in Banestory posting

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>Monsieur Danton, I'm Committee of Public Safety.

>The Constitution I've filed with the Committee list me, my virtues, Madame la Guillotine here and only un de vous!
>First one to talk gets to live through my revolution!

>If I cut of your head, would your counter-revolutionary plot die?
It would be extremely painful...
>You're a big monarchist
Pour vous

>>80208483
woah

>>80210587
>Why the fuck did the Kebabs have to ruin everything.
They know nothing else but destruction. The only force more recklessly destructive in history I can think of is the Mongol hordes.
>>80210639
Oh please fuck off with that bullshit. It had a great effect, but the empire wouldn't fall for another 250 years, fuck off with that nonsense.

>>80209375
>dying in volcanic ereruption
>writes "I screwd the barmaid"
Romans were literally /our gaius'/

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tamburlaine?

>>80210587
>>80210668
whoa what the fuck
where can i read more about this dude? he sounds based as fuck

>>80210709
>>80210797
also this guy
i have literally zero knowledge about byzantium bros
where do i start

>>80210935
>having sex
Nope

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>>80210838

>>80208093
didn't know planes existed in that era

>>80209375
>I.10.7 (House and Office of Volusius Iuvencus; left of the door); 8364: Secundus says hello to his Prima, wherever she is. I ask, my mistress, that you love me.

is this an early tfw no gf

>>80209375
>Defecator, may everything turn out okay so that you can leave this place

>>80210855
>Oh please fuck off with that bullshit. It had a great effect, but the empire wouldn't fall for another 250 years, fuck off with that nonsense.

He's talking about the 4th Crusade which led to the sack of Constantinople at the hands of Crusaders thanks to the utter incompetence of the Byzantine Emperor [so your standard Byzantine Emperor]. If the Crusade would have actually proceeded as planned, the Empire would have not been a rotting carcass but a somewhat powerful entity that would have survived 1453

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reminder that Baneposting predates even ancient Rome by millennia

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>>80210709
Justinian fucked up by overextending; he had a great vision, but his mistake was trying to do in one generation what should've taken at least three or four. The West fell in flash, sadly it couldn't be taken back that easily.

The final Sassanid Persian War was solely the fault of Phocas, who gave the Shah a casus belli, since he was raised by Maurice (who really shouldn't have been deposed, Phocas was a bitch who ruined everything.

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>>80211204
Sassanid Roman War* of course

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>if i pull that off will you bald?

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>>80210838
>Was revealing your seditious plot part of your plan?
Mais oui!
>Well congratulations, you got yourself exposed. What's the next step of your master plan?
Crashing this terror...with no elections!
>No this can't be happening! I'm the virtuous one here!
*Gets shot it jaw*

>>80211183
I obviously know about the 4th crusade, the point is that it didn't permanently cripple the empire more than it was. Those were TERRIBLE times for Byzantium, the crusaders were the cherry on top, but they were long, long past their golden age.

>>80211204
I did a paper on the incompetence of Phocas, some of my colleagues got legitimately pissed at the knowledge that one emperor could fuck up so bad it took decades to fix his bullshit.

>>80208483
top kek anon top kek

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>>80210587
>>80210709
>>80210797
>>80211204
>Phocas was captured and brought before Heraclius, who asked, "Is this how you have ruled, wretch?"
>Phocas replied, "And will you rule better?"
>Enraged, Heraclius personally killed and beheaded Phocas on the spot. Phocas's body was mutilated, paraded through the capital, and burned.

BASED FUCKING HERAKLIOS

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>>80208483
That took longer for me to get than I care to admit. Top fucking kek.

>it's a /his/ leak on /tv/

Why are these threads so comfy

>>80209159
buzzfeed shills most likely

>>80211611
C-can you explain it to me

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>>80211517
Imagine being Heraclius, after having defeated the Sassanids utterly at Nineveh after previously loosing all of the eastern provinces; returning to Jerusalem carrying the true cross in a Triumph; only to loose it to Muslim Arabs a few years later. Not only that, but recognizing that, again, victory was hopeless and then retreating back over the Taurus Mountains; effectively abandoning the East to save the Empire.

How could you deal with that?

>>80208093
>solid use of the vocative m8

>>80211650

Heraclius historically went mad.

No really, he lost it.

>>80208483
i dont get it?

>tfw too dumb for even baneposting

>>80211774

IV = 4
V = u

4 u

>>80208483
Heh.

>>80211183

The Byzantine Emperors were actually very competent, most of them at least. The Angeloi dynasty were the only ones consistently awful, and as you might guess they were the ones who orchestrated the 4th Crusade.

>>80211774
roman numeral + the letter used for "U" in the roman alphabet.

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>>80210793

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>>80211774
>people are seriously this fucking stupid

>>80208483
Finally

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>>80210793

>>80208483
Put me in the screencap

>>80209538
>>80209787

There are generally accepted orders (Subject Object Verb being common), but you can rearrange a sentence however you like as long as the conjugations are done correctly. That being said, OP, I would only change the third line, because that's kind of pushing it. It's acceptable English order, but wonky for Latin

>>80212333
Yeah the 'tu' looks unnecessary, and I would put 'es' at the end. Is 'us' the right ending for magnus?

>>80211855
>>80211965
BRAVO LEO

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>>80211965
>>80211855
>>80210793
Why are there three of these? Who makes these?

>>80212409

Magnus is nominative as it's referring directly to the guy, so yes.

>>80212409
Since it's the accusative, it would be magnum hominem, or, better: hominem magnum. Since hominem (man) is the direct object of the sentence, the accompanying modifier (magnum) has to match it in case. Tu, which is the nominative, is, like you said, not necessary to include.

Hominem magnum es.

The extent of my memorized conjugation doesn't go too far past that, but I will mention that latin wiktionary is a great resource.

I really love baneposting. It's one of the only things that makes me smile anymore.

>>80212525
Tell me, if i removed baneposting what would happen to that smile?

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>>80212496
The fire rises.

>>80209986
Old Man, I'm ZELDA.

IX IX

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>>80212525
I want to protect your smile

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>>80208483
Top bantz friendo

>>80212524
wouldn't it be 'magnus homo es'? since sum/esse doesn't really ever take the accusative?

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>>80212599

>>80209523
And what worth are these gentlemen to me?

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Tone?

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>>80212599

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>>80212599

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>>80212599

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>>80212599
Oh dear.

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>>80210793
These masketta men?

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>>80212615
OC :)

>>80212652
I don't know exactly what you're trying to say with the sum/esse never taking accusative, but in the sentence (You) [lol] is the subject. Es is second person present active indicative (god i hope i'm right on this), and it means You are. Es is just the verb and doesn't really have too much to do with the conjugation of the noun.

Anyway, in English it is you are a big man. You is the subject, the one performing the action (are [being]). Man is the direct object, the thing directly being affected by the "are". In Latin, direct objects are accusatives, and the accusative sense for this declension calls for homo (nominative) to be hominem. So, magnus MUST change to match the noun. Hence magnum.

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>>80208093
simply epic

>>80208363
jej

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>>80210793
>>80212496
It doesn't matter who makes them, so long as they get posted.

>>80210434
Nero wasn't even in Rome when the fire happened.

>>80208093
This is an amazing thread, but come on OP.

"Medice Palve, SPQR sum." *

>>80208093
You win the internet

>>80210793
WAS GETTING EXCOMMUNICATED PART OF YOUR PLAN?

>>80212861

Fake news.

>>80213030
tristis!

>>80212861
He was in Antium and he opened his private gardens for refugees. Of course, he had talked about building a palace where a very productive market had been located in Rome, which was rather conveniently done after the fire, but the fire was in all likelihood set by Jews. They despised Rome, even though Romans treated them better than they deserved.

>>80212599
Witnessed.

>>80212599

Ave kek!

VI

Truly the thinking mans meme

>>80208093
>Doctor Paveli, sum SPQR

Vocatives people!

>>80213229
sure, if you're going for a plural vocative ;)

I'm not 100% sure but wouldn't it be Medice Palve? Or at the very least, make your "doctor" a vocative and not a nominative.

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Eunuch Pa-Wei, I'm TANG.

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>>80210434

Literally yes.

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>>80212599
ave cec

>>80208269
Then show me it's body

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ALL MOCKERY OF A HIRED GUN AND HIS LOYALTY SHALL BE KEPT TO AN APPROPRIATE MINIMUM

>>80208483
Excellent.

>>80213280
OP made Pavel into Pavelius which would become Paveli in the vocative. -ius is a special case. Pavel itself would probably become something like Pavele or Pave.

I agree on Medice instead of Doctor.

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>>80208093
How'd I do?

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>>80208483
put me in the screencap and give a shoutout to my main man sven the boring retarded swedish criminal

kys faggot

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>>80208483

>>80213373
good call. Thanks, man. I thought back to some Lingua Latina, and opened it up and saw that indeed, Aemilia says, "O Iuli!"

>>80213365
ave caesar

>>80210476
>Anno Domini 2017
>Being a filthy barbarian

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erat non solus

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The Legions, Varus.

>>80213365
ave cesar

>>80208093
Magistra Pauella, SPQR sum**

>>80210476
Back to Raeditus, Procopius

>>80213536
Uh... you don't get to bring Lictores

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Tovarisch Pavel, I'm КПCC.

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>>80208483
I don't get it, where is the U

>>80213622
Comrade Trotsky I am ICE PICK

>>80213622
uh, you don't get to bring comrades

Pavel is just the Russian/Slavic equivalent of Paul.

So you'd say Paulus, although you'd decline that to Paule in the case of the OP

>>80213622
They work for the dictator, the mustache man

>>80213649
Latin V and U are the same.

Ever wonder why W is called double u despite looking like v's. In the middle ages they began to separate with v being at the beginning of a word and u in the middle.

>>80213676
Lenin?

>>80213702
GREAT VOWEL SHIFT
R
E
A
T

V
O
W
E
L

S
H
I
F
T

>>80212599
Whoa dude

>>80213373
How long have you studied Latin? My books arrived today and I'm pretty excited, though it seems daunting simply from what people say about it.

What's really the daunting part, the grammar or the vocabulary?

>>80213725
That's unrelated.

>>80213743
Vocabulary is EASY. Grammar is harder... overall Latin isn't hard though, you'll pick it up fast.

>>80213373
He isn't a doctor of medicine though, he's a scientist. researcher with PhD, etc.
Magister Paveli would be more correct no?

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>>80213743
the hard part is the pretentious rich cunts you have to share a classroom with

>>80213725
GVS was a symptom of the printing press that took place mostly in the 14th and 15th centuries

>>80213795
That's if he was teaching.

Wouldn't it be philosophus?

>>80213795
>>80213373

Why are we arguing this? Doctor is a latin word to begin with. It's fine as is.

>>80213874
But its a medieval term.

>>80213864
>>80213864
technically he did teach bane how to operate the bomb
>>80213874
>>80213906
it's also a verb

>>80213771
That's what I thought myself. I already have a firm grasp on English (thankfully I was recognized as "gifted" in reading and writing in elementary school, so I was placed into advanced courses which I was able to handle just fine) and its grammar, so it's just a matter of adjusting and learning a new thing here and there.

>>80213848
I'm actually self learning, since they don't teach it in k-12 anymore and my Uni doesn't offer Latin or Classics in general.

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>>80213654
CRASHING THIS REVOLUTION... WITH NO SURVIVORS

>>80213743
Five years in high school. Which is now six years ago.

Vocabulary is pretty easy, especially if you are familiar with Romance languages.

The grammar is harder. Every thing you can imagine that modifies the meaning of a word changes the ending. Latin doesn't have a strict word order. Mostly the infinite ways to write verbs are annoying.

>>80213711
Get them on the train to moscow, i'll call it in

>>80212800
You're right about es being the second person present active indicative. The point of contention here is that 'sum/es/est/sumus/estis/sunt' does not take the accusative. Like, 'you are' isn't really a an action (let's not get philosophical, lol). I mean, just think back to the beginning of any intro Latin course, you always learn 'sum' first, even though it's fairly annoying to conjugate compared to regular verbs, because it means you can just focus on the nominative. https://en.wikibooks.org/wiki/Latin/Lesson_5-Accusative
See here under 'Grammar: The Accusative'

>>80208093
Malum?

>>80213977
Ah, I'm envious. Like I mentioned here >>80213954, they don't, or rather didn't, teach Latin or any of the classical languages in my school(s), nor do they offer it at my current University. I'm having to resort to self learning which I've always been...not so great at except when it comes to computers.

Do you have any advice to give a young beginner like me? Would it be prudent to actively take notes and translate/associate the English term/meaning with the Latin term?

>>80214083
another anon here, but I guess I'd recommend just following along with a good textbook (was taught with Cambridge Latin, did the job just fine), and also just spending some time memorizing declensions/conjugations, because knowing those is half the battle.

>>80214028
Oh, okay, my bad. Now I'm thinking of "Homo Sum" and i see clearly.

Thanks for clearing it up.

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President Hindenburg, I'm NSDAP.

>>80214028
>second person present active indicative
vietnamflashbacks.jpg

>>80214131
/his/ recommended me Lingua Latina per se Illustrata and Wheelocks Latin, both of which seem to be highly praised and the latter being a standard text. So there's that.

>>80214155
<3 it's all good man, these threads are ultra comfy and we're all here to learn from each other

>>80214221
>tfw I used to be able to spit these things out super fast lol... what is the third person plural perfect passive subjunctive of facio... facti sint lol

>>80214285
oh yeah, those are definitely great books. I'm just going off of what I was taught. Cambridge lent itself relatively easily to being taught by a half-drunk near-retiree to me as freshman in HS, lol, so much so that I majored in classical civ in college, so just passing along what I know. Just found a pdf through Google, too, on a site 'politicalavenue', if you search 'cambridge latin pdf'

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>>80212599
I don't get it

>>80208093
Ille non solus

>>80214386
he called his dubs

>>80214386
Check his digits bro

>>80208483
amazign

God tier thread, lads.
I'm proud of every single one of you. Every poster in this thread is my favorite person in this friend simulator that is /tv/.

>>80214376
Thanks man. I don't expect to become a master in Latin, just good enough that I can actually begin reading Latin texts. Hopefully, I also want to learn Koine Greek as well to about the same proficiency.

If Classics were offered at my rinky dink State Uni, I'd probably minor in it or something. Unfortunately it is not, however.

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>>80209375
>Learn this: while I am alive, you, hateful death, are coming.
>We two dear men, friends forever, were here. If you want to know our names, they are Gaius and Aulus.
>Aufidius was here. Goodbye
>Publius Comicius Restitutus stood right here with his brother

>>80212599
AVE KEK

>>80214186
That's a big oven

>>80214527
Best of luck man :) Caesar's 'de Bello Gallico' is a fairly straightforward read, was used for many years as the definitive second year Latin text, so that'd be worth a look once you've got some basics down

>>80212599
Ave, true to Kek

>>80214554
For Jews

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>>80212599

>>80214527
also, to that end, gonna shill for my uni a bit, lol, but look into Benario's commentary on the Gallic Wars, it's a really nice companion piece

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>>80214620
Uh, you don't get to bring Jews.

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>>80214444

>4444
>UUUU

horse archers

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>>80214686
Get them on board, I'll call it in

>>80214869
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pXf9en6uGs

>>80208483
Quid deinde gressus tui consilii magni?

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>>80214987
>not pic related in the background

blew it

>>80215288
The flight plan I just filed with the Schutzstaffel lists me, my men, and Dr. Mengele here. But only one of you. First one to talk get to stay in mein Reich

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>>80208483

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>>80213345
A TRUE FLIGHT PLAN FOR TRUE BIG GUYS

>>80214186
Uh, you don't get to bring Prussian aristocrats

>>80212599
holy fucking shit

>>80208119
epic post anon xDD

>>80209458
>yeah guys I have a PHD in latin

>>80213345
HE WEARS A MASK ON HIS FACE LIKE A BIG GUY, HE CRASHES PLANES AND RISES THE FIRE IN VILE BANEOTIC RITES

Not even the hotheads would tamper with this perfect thread

>>80215674
Who paid you to grap Dr. Megele...
He didn't burn so good. Who wants to try next?
Tell me about Stalin, why does he wear the mustache?
A lotta loyalty for a comrade

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>>80208387
I fucking love you /tv/

>>80208483
Baneposting never stops giving.

You're a big consul

>>80216068
of Rome.

>>80208483
Pvt me in the mosaic

>>80212599
Dude, you've hit it

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>>80208093

>>80208955
>not the elephant man

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They work for the paleontologist
The dinosaur man

>The one where /tv/ learns latin because of baneposting

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>>80216651

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>>80216758

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>>80216651
ALAN?

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RENT?

>It's a "mods aren't dickheads about baneposting and let this beautiful thread happen" episode
You guys are all cool in my book. Where you at swaglord? Make yourself seen you beautiful man.

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>>80209375
>Let everyone one in love come and see. I want to break Venus’ ribs with clubs and cripple the goddess’ loins. If she can strike through my soft chest, then why can’t I smash her head with a club?

Ancient no gf feels

>>80208483
4, 5 ?
i don't get it

>>80212599
Noice

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Bank?

Mods are fag

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>>80217276

>>80217995

Dr Hitler, I'm SS

>>80217062
mods = gods (for once)

>>80209375
>VIII.7.6 (Inn of the Muledrivers; left of the door); 4957: We have wet the bed, host. I confess we have done wrong. If you want to know why, there was no chamber pot

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Doc Mitchell I'm Caesar's Legion

>>80217062
nice try swaglord

>>80210793
>with no divorcies!

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>>80213365

ave caesar

>>80213365
ave casesar

>>80213365
ave cesar

>>80208483
kek

>>80213365
ave cesar

>cesar
Oh yes, Si Senor~

R O M A
O L I M
M I L O
A O M R

>>80209725
I am the files of my flight plan
Steel is my body and plane fuel is my blood
I have created over a thousand plane crashes
Unknown to Jannies,
Nor known to Normalfags
Have withstood bans to create many threads
Yet, those hands will never get to bring friends
So as I pray, Unlimited Plane Works