ITT: Describe Joe Rogan with 3 words

he's a big guy

>>80206710
Ronda beats Cain

cheese
on
toast

>>80206710
DUDE HALLUCINOGENS LMAO

>>80206710
pull that up

>>80206710
Who? Seriously, who?

Jeez that thing

Suck him big

>good
>at
>kicking

400 pound chimp

Pull
that
up

That's so bizarre

>>80206710
CAN YOU IMAGINE

the real enchilada

Buzz Aldrin's Instagram

>>80206710
B A S E D
A A
S S
E E
D D

News Radio hair.

redpilled
stoner
meathead

>>80206710
How DARE you

>>80206710
Hey listen sir

Dude weed lmao

>>80206710
lots of eggs

Knucklehead renaissance man

pseudo-intellectual stoner faggot

Dude
Weed
Lmao

>>80207032
THIS
H
I
S

manlet

>>80206736
for no one

Floating DMT Tanks

Piece
Of
Shit

>>80206710
Angry little manlet

lite rally who

Not Alex Jones

Makes me think

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>>80206710
WHY PRESIDENT EXISTS?????

DUDE LMAO WEED

LMOA FUCK BORDERS

EMULSIFIED COCONUT BUTTER

>>80206710

it's already been summed up in less
than 20 seconds

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gd0oSNjHf1A

>>80207714

shit wrong one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKrf7mX_R6M

>>80207747
E P I C
P
I
C

>>80207538
relly mekes u thonk

>>80207747
lel

dis nigga on now is fucking DUMB

>>80206710
absolute mad man

Bald
Joe
Rogan

CHIMPANZEES
ON
DMT

That's so crazy

The big enchilada

The basic gestalt

>>80206710
Gorrila Sasquatch Manlet

>>80206710
Pull
It
Up

>>80206710
Five
Foot
Eight

>>80209843
thats too generous

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Blocks. Your. Path.

Dee Em Tee

faggot smokes weed

>>80206710
pseudo intellectual rhetorician

fires. my. neurons.

>>80206710
who is he?

makes me think

>>80206710
>>80206710
Jesus Christ, either Rogan himself or some shill sees fit to bump a Rogan thread to the 1st page of /tv/ at all times.

I like his show well enough but this is obvious advertising.

>>80210386
>Rogan himself

streaming live right now so it aint him. maybe jaimie

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>>80210386

OP here, I am definetly *not* Joe Rogan ;)

HOW DARE YOU

>>80206710
moron, but cool

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pull that up

>>80206710
Makes Podcasts Unbearable

Doesn't matter if the guest is someone I love to hear waffle on, 20 minutes in he'll be reading fucking wikipedia entries at them because one word out of the 10 they were able to get in reminded him of a thing he saw on reddit.

>>80207260
See >>80207059

>>80206710
you'd be surprised

Has no opinion

>>80206710
one eyed king

>>80206710
these threads only started when hyde started whining about him. hell, i bet half of the board didnt even know who he was about a year ago

>>80207159
>>80207306

>NOT NOW EDDIE

>>80212091
kek

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>>80206710
Post paintable rogans.

Rich
Self-aware
Short

>>80206710
dee em tee

entertaining podcast host

>>80206710
Short
Woke
Faggot

>>80206710
Mountain lions are

>>80206710
Wannabe Alpha Male

>>80213039

>implying anyone on this board hasn't seen fear factor

>>80213039
>biggest podcaster in the world
>comedian that sells out arenas
>commentator for the wcw
>host of fear factor
>was on newsradio

yeah he's a real nobody

what ever happened to brian redban

>>80216672
he runs a comedy podcast and he bones his chinese waifu

>>80206710
D M T

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>>80216604
>It's Joe Rogan overexaggerates himself on a vietnamese DIY rice farming board episode

>>80216799
>it's a steven crowder cries about rogan again on a mongolian papercraft website episode

>>80216828
>It's two cucks complain about each other on separate podcasts while they both pretend that they don't get their material from 4chan episode.

>>80216950
i've never seen that episode

DUDE WEEEEED LMAO

>>80217112
>Joe Rogain is a comedian!

I fuckstart your head like a fucking lawn mower!

>>80212091
Underated af

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>>80206710
He's just preposterous

hello freak bitches

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>>80206710
Interdimensional
Psychic
Vampire

Water tanks, Jamie.

>>80209997
Gym locker room

>>80210894
You're also definitely not losing your hair

>ook ook eek eek!

What did he mean by this? I hope his retarded hollywood friends dont find out that he is a racist.

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>>80206799
severely underrated

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>>80217889

>literally virtue signalling shitty food

I always knew that he was a fag

why won't he just come out as gay bros

>>80217931
probably feels better that way?

stupid but reasonable

triggers beta males

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>watch newest episode
>conversation starts with discussion about fighting wolves 1v1 and goes on to silverback gorilla balls

Jamie
Pull
That

>>80206710
Well no, because

What about Göbekli-Tepe

check
this
video

>>80206710
Filthy weed dude

>>80206710
The Human Testicle

>>80206710
a silly bitch

>>80206710
Okay work podcast

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>>80209997
Sucks your dick

>>80206710
high functioning autist

>>80217929
How is that virtue signaling? It's got everything you'd need to go lift (lots of protein, some whole grains, carbs, and some spice to kick the metabolism in). It's cooked like shit and looks gross but it's good food. He literally just lists what's on the plate. I don't know how that's virtue signaling. Odd choice of words, friend.

Interdimensional Shapeshifting Pedophile

>>80206710
DUDE WEED LMAO

>>80206710
POW
ER
FUL

DUDE BOOOOOOOM LMAO
THEYRE GOING 2WAR

>>80206710
I can't believe nobody has said this yet.

The most accurate response...

BIG
RIGHT
HAND

kinda smart dude

>>80206918
Balls

Like

Peaches

>>80206710
FUCKING WHITE MALE

>>80206710
He's a jock with a jock mindset. Why do you idiots idolize this scatterbrained retard? I wonder if you've even listened to his podcast.

dude weed, lmao

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>>80206865
Some jerkoff from a failed sitcom.

>>80225238
Because of his easy to digest faux-intellectualism. It makes the meat heads and Ed Hardy aficionados that watch his show feel smart. And to be fair, Rogan sounds downright sage-like compared to many of his MMA guests. He is basically smartest kid on the short bus.

>>80225255
News Radio wasn't a "failed" sitcom. Well, not until its lead actor was murdered anyway, but you can hardly fault the show for that.

>>80225312
I can blame Andy Dick for that.

>>80225294
Alex Jones felt right at home on the show tbqh.

>>80225238
So you idolize the creator of all the media you listen to or watch?

Why does one have to idolize Joe Rogan to enjoy his podcast?

>>80213039
what is hyde?

>>80225238
The guy does a random podcast for dumbass americans while getting stoned. It's entertainment. He ain't claiming to be Hawking.

You need to lighten up.

>>80213039
You mean Hyde from That 70's show? Isn't he a scientologist?

>>80206710
thinking man's comedian

check
that
out

Hypocrite about Schumer

>>80206779
its lunch meat

>>80225312
Actually Dave Foley was billed as lead actor for the show. He cites it as one of the reasons he found it hard to find work afterwards, since it did fail (due to screwy scheduling and phils death).

>>80225470
tfw to smarte for any other podcaste

>>80225312
David Foley was never murdered.
>>80225349
Dick is an asshole but people always act like the wife wasn't in control of her actions or something. She was a psycho whore that's what killed him.

>>80225294
>Rogan sounds downright sage-like compared to many of his MMA guests.
As well as he should, he's had decades of media training. MMA fighters just get hit in the head a lot.

>>80225549
There are some pretty intelligent guys. Dominick Cruz and Rickson Gracie always come off really well. Rickson especially...