ThorKino Back on the MENU

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>loki having a bubbly and watching the gladiator games

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A bit campy but hey

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>>80204050
>alien budlight

>>80204050
why does he wear the mask?

Is this Sesame Street?

>>80204076
>no blue face
dropped

>>80203962
>>80204013
>>80204050
>>80204113
>this production design

fuckin A+

is it just me or does all the armor look like plastic?

>>80204113
Why does he have a cotton candy colored plastic shoulder? Is it supposed to look fake?

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>>80204137
Same race as the collector, im good with them keeping continuity

>>80204166
It all looks like plastic

We star wars now

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This looks like what I imagine a News Gods movie would look like.

Thor on CW

>>80203962
>they turned Thor into a Guardians spin-off
fucking kek Marvel

it's probably an improvement though

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>hair
>no hair
>hair again

This is supposedly the final battle with surtur so...how does he get it back

>>80204216
They look like there in somekinda kids play centre

>>80204274

Doctor Strange grows it back with magic

>>80204050
Why does he wear the mask?

>>80204255
Then you have a very poor imagination.

>>80204142
>47 years old

unf, I want her to molest me

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Best arms in the superhero business?

Name better
Protip: you cant

>>80204274
>Thor
>amalgamation for Samson from the bible
LITERALLY FUCKING KINO

This seriously looks like a movie designed in the brain of Heath Ledger's the Joker. The colors and concept are just baffling to me.

I was hoping for a ragnarok story that featured a Saving Private Ryan level of violence and in your face grit but this is just cartoonish.

I'm still going to watch it though.

>>80204255
but cheap

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>Thor delivering a LIGHTNING charged uppercut to hulk in a glad arena
This will have the best action of any cape film

Cap this

>>80203962
what the fuck happened to thors hammer and long hair

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>>80204275
HAMMERED

based kiwi

>>80204366
to be fair EW has the magical ability to make any production look cheap and cheesy

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Hemsworth...

how do you go from this

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>>80204421
>his wife

to this

Can't wait to see how Marvel will manage to make all of these bright colours drab and bland with colour correction.

>>80204371
>capeshit is literally anime now

>>80204274
>Hair
>Beggining of the movie
>battle
>this scene
>Asgard goes to shit
>Earth asking for Strange help

>No hair
>meets Banner
>goes to wherever this Planet is
>arena fights
>meets black girl
>more fights
>last battle

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>>80204372
why not try paying attention dipshit. everything that happens in this movie is well known.


Hela and skurge destroy thor's hammer while they mean to unleash Ragnarok and Surtur the fire demon

Meanwhile thor is banished to a gladiator world where his head is shaved and he fights for his life with the hulk and others

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>>80204443

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>>80204453
Yea the guardians look they are going for looks soooo drab

fuck off

>>80204275
Does she even lift?

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Reminder Thor will be battling undead hordes in hel

>>80203962
>thorkino

Fuck off.

Kino is reserved for good stuff, not MCU shit

>>80204146
You have to be ironic, this looks no better than a 90's space show, and stuff like babylon 5 was better. I have no idea why disney makes leather looks like plastic

>>80204275
ruined that character by casting that bitch, No one is watching it for her.

>>80204255
Hahaha no.

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>tfw chris hemsworth will never pump your boipucci with his fat cock

will there not be a piss/blue/blur filter though.

>>80204050
>Sitting in the same table as the Celestials

>>80204050

how does he drink his space beer with a helmet on?

>>80203962
>dat neon coloring.
Sweet SS 2 turning out nice.

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>Fags not getting the old school lee/Kirby vibe they are going for

>>80204708
>No one is watching it for her.

ahahaha yeah, we all get threatened by part black women

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>>80204421
>>80204443
>>80204565

>gets mad seeing a happy family

>80s memeback
This is fine actually
much better than redditors of the galaxy shit

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>>80203962
wait... Thor isn't blonde anymore?

>>80204813
can you imagine dating into that family?

>>80204050
>>80204013
>>80203962
Looks like that Destiny game

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quite sure all the short hair stills were funded by Entertainment weekly for sake of "set photos". They did the same on the star wars one showing lampposts

>>80204801

>reading comic books

found the nerd

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Hemsworth asserts his dominance

>>80204275
what a waste

>>80204844
He was always dirty blonde at best except maybe the first movie

>>80204844

Like how no Lannisters are blonde anymore.

>>80204013
Nice wig hhahaha

>>80204948
>looks flabby when unflexed
>unbelievable when flexed
is he, dare I say....natty?

>>80204895
It was confirmed he gets it shaved on the gladiator planet by the set visits. Stop being delusional moron

BIG HORSE GUY WITH A HAMMER WHEN

>>80204755
He has a tiny dick tho...

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Please dont forget /ourguys/ are in this

>>80204813
Hahahaha
>white familys
Hahahahahaha

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Explain how the fuck his hair color switches from scene to scene in this fucking movie

>>80205028
imagine the cycles he could afford he'd be a fool to remain natty

>>80204050
those can't be celestial, right? wtf why are they manlets

>>80205160
SHUT UP

t. marvel no. 1 customer support service

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>>80205104
when did chris hemsworth show you his dick

>>80205028
Yes
>http://chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2012/12/dude-so-and-so-got-so-fucking-jacked.html?zx=ba4cd528f2b4cda4
>http://aretheyonsteroids.com/did-chris-hemsworth-take-steroids-for-thor/

>>80205028
of course not

The Thor movies should be over the top full of action and camp. I hope they get this one closer to that as it won't be set on Earth for most of it.

>>80205229
>literally who site

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>>80205137
HAHAHA
>Black families
....oh

>>80205229
its not fair

>>80205160
I didn't know you already have watched the movie

>>80205356
t. Normie who knows nothing about what make thor work. Back to plebbit faggot

>>80205131
...Idris Elba into sentai?

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>>80205356
>The Thor movies should be over the top full of action and camp

You are the type of moron pushing the buttons behind the scenes of the last two hamfests.

>mew mew


The thor movies should be mythical in scale and scope even if its a small story. Campy should be left to spidey shit. Thor's best run in yrs were void of cheesy shit and was still comfy as fuck. Thor done right is brutal, tense, yet mystifying if not slightly whimsical. It can definitely be fun but camp is the opposite of what it should be.

>>80205517
Are you retarded or blind? We have seen him out of the wig and we have seen him with his cropped cut and they are too different colors. Not to mention the doctor strange credit scene is pulled right out of ragnarok and his hair is a different color. unless you are implying they are going to cgi in the blond when his hair is short, ur a moron

>>80205160
Light.

>>80205517
What exactly do you need to watch to tell his color seems to go from blonde to brown.

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>>80205653
'no'

>>80204113
why is waikati so handsome

>>80204565

>getting pissed off about an ausbro dating a real aussie sheila with skin like leather and immunities to various venomous animals

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>>80204813
wtf

>>80203962
They could have at least kept his blond hair. Just because he's now fucking a black chick doesn't mean his hair goes black as well.

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>>80203962
>Ragnarok
But wouldn't that mean Thor dies at the end, along with everybody else?

>>80205131

tfw no bret and jemaine cameos

>>80205899

fucking hollywood is always biased against blonde dudes reeeeeeeee

>>80204166

I'm sure when the final release occurs, it will look more realistic.

>>80205856
Aussies don't ever want to be touched by a fucking leaf.

tbf the cast is fuckin insane

>Hiddleston
>Blanchett
>Elba
>Goldblum
>Urban
>Ruffalo
>Hopkins
>Cucumberpatch
>Sam Neill

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>>80205899
His hair is blond but it looks dark when it's really short because thats how his hair grows. blonder when longer.

>>80203962
>sif and the Warriors kicked aside yet again

I'll be happy if they get 3 minutes screen time combined
I give up

>>80205160

Because that how dirty blonde hair looks you retard.

>>80206037
Are you retarded? He wears a blonde wig for the long hair scenes. They obviously fucked up either in not making the wig darker to match his look short, or not making his short bright to match his drastically lighter tone long.

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>>80206037
He wears a wig. That has nothing to do with how they went about it.

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>>80204013
>>80204050
>>80204076
I'm kinda digging the emphasis on primary colors, it's got a real strong 80's cartoon vibe. Hopefully they don't >>80204453 ruin it.

>>80206082
The pic you replied to isn't even dirty blonde.
Try to pay attention

>>80204813

wait all of them are attractive?

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>>80206120
he wears a wig out of convenience, not because he's hair isn't blonde. here he is with naturally long hair. it's fucking blonde.

I trust in Waititi

>>80206212
Thats dirty blonde. I wouldnt call that wig dirty blonde at all.

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>>80206212
>>80205653
>>80205517
>>80206151
>>80206037
>>80206082

Not sure what you guys are arguing. They always fib on his hair color. It various from movie to movie. Pic related isnt dirty blonde by any means. The wig he wears in the doctor strange scene is a bit dark but still relatively on the light side. And a FARR cry from the pics of his short hair. dirty or not

WHERE IS URBAN SKURGE

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What kind of kino would you like to watch with chris?

>>80204050
>it's a "let's save money on alien design by giving everyone a wacky helmet" episode

>>80204813
FUCK WHITE PEOPLE

>>80204755
>fat cock
it's not that big to be perfectly honest

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>>80206446

Bill & Ted

>>80204050
>that mask
>that costume

looks like power rangers show

>>80205104
>>80206510
pics?

>>80205131
>nigger
>/ourguys/

so this... is the power.. of /tv/...

woah

>>80204142
M-mommy?

>>80204142
What's her name?

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>>80203962
>>80204113
>>80204216
>short-haired Thor

WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?

>>80207070
Go back to fucking your cousin, Billy-Bob

>>80204255
If the CW were to adapt it...nigga this shit looks toku-tier.
Marvel is done.

>>80207498
And you go back to fucking your dad, Tyrone. Oh wait, you don't have one.

>>80204592
I don't know. There's not much dynamic there. Just solid orange and blue in the background.

>>80204498
>destroy mjolnir

Fucking HOW

>>80203962
Jesus that plastic shield

>>80204013
why is this planet so colorful anyways
is it a parody of mexico or something

>>80205229
>the site that says Mike O'Hearn is natty
holy fuck

>>80207355
cate blanchett...

>>80205028
not a chance

>>80204275
God fucking dammit that nigger looks so gross she's not going to be in the whole fucking movie right?

>its a faggots whine about their fantasy husbando's hair tone but pretend to be het episode

>>80203962
I'm ready for the trailer desu

>>80206161
Yeah, I'm really liking the visuals so far. If Marvel doesn't shit filters all over it it'll probably be the most visually interesting MCU movie up to now

>>80204619
Nice

>>80204342
There's so much idiotic cringe in this post also that's not what amalgamation means

>>80205131
Too bad Elba fucking hates working on these movies.
>>80205538
Kek

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>>80205160
i know right? What the fuck, it's almost as if movies are like a string of events that occur over the course of a potentially long timeline. WHO THE FUCK KNEW MAN ??? HUH ?? WHO ???!??!?!@

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>>80205188

>>80205989
It's the best cast Marvel's had, tied with Black Panther.

>>80206161
Same

>>80209422
It's a capeshit thread, m8. 85% of the people posting are either gay dudes or women, from /co/.

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>>80204275
boy I sure love ugly black people taking white blonde girl roles.

>>80204813
Where's the fatty from Westworld?

>>80204142
m-melania?

>>80203962
>>80204013
>>80204050
>>80204076
>>80204113
Can't be assed to give (You)'s to all of these but it looks like shit, did they just give up?

>>80204371
What vid is that gif from?

>>80206446
I want those arms, but I don't wanna roid.

Am I doomed?

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DUDE FUN LMAO

DUDE WERE HAVING SO MUCH FUN ON SET LMAO

DUDE LOOOOOOOOK LOOOOOOOOOK AT HOW MUCH FUN WERE HAVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG WE ARE SO LIGHTHEARTED AND FUN AND COLORFUL AND YOU SHOULD WATCH OUR MOVIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHH

DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN LMAOOOOOOOOOO

>>80205160
thanks, doc

>>80204113
Taika is an one sexy motherfucker. He looks ridiculously good literally even standing next to Chris Hemsworth.

>>80204565
>bodyshaming a mother of 3

Fucking virgin cunt

Also, how are her legs bigger than his

>>80203962
>>80204013
>>80204050
>>80204076
Is there a reason literally every outfit in every Thor movie is made from plastic and sculpted foam to the point it all looks like one big cosplay event

>>80210221
what made you into a cynical asshole

>>80207853
mjolnir is not that strong as to endure odin's or hella's powers.

>>80210221
i wish i had a friend - the post

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>>80210221

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>>80204948
>the liberal hippie getting off of from swolesting a fit guy
>based Renner making sure he's not seated by any sluts
>RDJ has his microphone pointed up the highest as if he was the tallest one there

POTTERY

>>80206231
Me too.

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>>80210221
>REEEEEEE
look at this unhappy bitch lmao

>>80210221
Literally Youtube: The Movie

Freind Simulator: The Movie

just like Guardians

Reddit: The Movie

>>80210344
That just ain't true, it's made of uru the only one who damaged it, not destroyed only damaged, was Bor, Strange fixed it

>>80210336

Give him a break, he was molested.

>>80204277
literally was my first thought

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>>80210046
I REALLY hope the supposed Xena remake doesn't happen

>>80204076
YAASSSSSS SLAYYY

>>80208108
Yeah, there's that. But it still has a point about Hemsworth's alleged roid use.
And aside from that I'm a bit more concerned with his his his 'genetics' wanking.
>Hard work will allow you to fulfil your genetic potential but it won’t turn weak genetics into exceptional ones.
Perhaps not exceptional but epigenetics research would like a word

marvel's costuming is terrible

>>80203962
Spartacus?

>>80204813
>zero diversity whatsoever

Sickening that this is still allowed.

>>80204113
thank you based kiwi, this shit is dope

>>80204472
You forgot the search for Odin. Norse allfather in the land of men = imminent fish out of water hilarity ensuing

>>80203962

Will there ever be a good Thor film?

Will there ever be a good marvel film?

>>80204142
Is this what it feels like to have a waifu?

>>80210221
DCucktard btfo

>>80204619
Will he encounter old Logan in the afterlife then bring him back to MCU?

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>>80204755

He really is such a fine specimen. I would honestly let him ravage my boipucci

>>80205160
Wait Loki's a good guy now?

>>80204813
I love how much this picture triggers shitskins

>>80204076
Looks like someone out of the 5th element

>>80204948
Colbie's seat probably had a fucking puddle when she stood up

>>80210221
>people can't have fun making millions of dollars to play dressup and pretend to be superheroes

just kill yourself already you cynical fuckstick

>>80212663
When he took his shirt off in Thor 1, that's the first time a man gave me a boner.

Why does everything look so clean and sterile. This looks like shit.

>>80204813
this family has good genes

>>80210246
Poo chaser detected!

>the loo is >>>>>>>> way auntie.

PLEASE BE GOOD, PLEASE BE GOOD

>>80204275
Marvel SJW strikes again
I hate this casting

>>80204755
This.

>>80212486
This 2.

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Does Marvel film all it's movies on such cheap sets?

>>80213582
Looks like a CW set desu specially this >>80204050

>>80210887

I agree. I don't see how they could do it successfully. The campy charm of the original would be a tough sell to modern execs and audiences, but making it a more serious/grim GoT clone would alienate the core fans and wouldn't fit the setting. Plus you know the casting would turn into a diversity shitshow

>>80213997
Everything is so damn clean looking. They look like cosplayers.

>>80203962

Hemsworth and Evans are pretty based tbqh, i'd watch any capeshit with them hamming it up

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>>80214046

>cosplayers
>clean

Pick one!

>>80210048

he's on the left and he's a manlet not fat

>>80204142
She unironically looks 30 in this.

What the fuck.

>>80204708
nigga you gay

>>80210048
Top left

>>80212791
>whites ironically being triggered
>"love how it's triggering the shitskins"

this triggers the shitskins

>>80207070
don't do this to me Watkins

>>80210221
l spent less time writing this post than you did

>>80204342
>I was hoping for a ragnarok story that featured a Saving Private Ryan level of violence and in your face grit but this is just cartoonish.
Why are capeshitters so retarded?

>people honest to god are complaining Thor looks childish
What is wrong with you "people"?

>>80204366
How is skin tight body suits expensive looking?

COLORS
O
L
O
R
S

FINALLY THE FUCKING HACK RUSSO BROTHERS CAN FUCK OFF
nothing but grey dogshit from those tv hacks

>>80204371
that's not man of steel.

>>80204142
how much fucking silicon did she inject into her face?
and why do white people have such bigs mouths

>>80216344
>thinking set photos are representative

It's going to be color graded to shit

>>80204453
Only a few of Marvel's movies have a washed out look, specifically Cap 2&3 and Thor 2. These movies, and movies in general, should be rich and color saturated. Guardians of the Galaxy 2 has GREAT cinematography that's just eye candy.

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>>80216578
If its in the same "universe" now as GotG, I doubt itll be as shit as Winter Soldier or Civil War, which are the most dogshit Marvel movies up there, besides Thor 1 (DUTCH ANGLES EVERYWHERE).

Fuck those Russo Brothers. A bunch of shit hack yes men for Disney.

>>80203962
is this Hercules?

>>80204076
why do we always get this fucker in sci movies

sick of his face

>>80204275
what a bad and disastrous casting choice for valkyrie

I still wish Marvel had hired Guillermo Del Toro to make Thor 2 and set it in neon drench Tokyo. Get rid of Kat Dennings and give Hershlag a cute Jap waifu cultural assistant dressed like Sailor Moon with big tits.

>>80216807
>>why do we always get this fucker in sci movies
Please name me all the movies Jeff Goldblum is in that are scifi.

Yes, Independance Day. Please tell me what else is "sci fi".

He's been in weird shit like "The Fly" but isn't "sci fi". If anything that's cult horror.
Jurassic Park was Adventure/Action first, scifi second.

>>80212486
no and define good

>>80204342
>Thor
>amalgamation for Samson from the bible
What? This doesn't remotely make any sense. They're two different mythological characters

>>80204142
I thought this was Alison Brie for a second