i'm going to kinoplex soon any advice?

>>80203568
don't forget to bring your falcon

>>80203568
shave your pubes, the penis inspection will think your dick is larger than it actually is

>>80203568

take your phone and have a pretend chat to nobody so people think you are popular.
say things like "yeah I'm here already what time are you getting here?!"

>>80203568
Don't use the showers.

>>80203568
Bring ur flag and miniature constitution.

>>80203568

prepare yourself for the weird looks, the pointing and the laughing.
be strong anon, try not to cry.

Something about crab legs

Watch out for the rusty nail mines. The falcon clean up crew sometimes place them on the seats.

>>80203568
kys srsly

>>80203568
Kill them all

>>80203568
remember to tip the workers coming out of the popcorn mines

>>80203568
Remember to store your candy in the magazine of the gun.
They never check in there.

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>tfw haven't been to the cinema in ages
tell me a good kinematograph to watch /tv/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBx-vydxfKU

>>80203568
Don't

dont forget to get water for the cottonmouth