>"Your popcorn & soda, Sir!"

But I ordered crablegs!

>>80202795
Where is the butter nignog?

>>80202795
Thanks Robert!

btw my wife sends you salutations and that she will be available friday.

Can I get that in a tin-foil wrapper? Helps keep it warm

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>>80202795
>drinking soda

Thank you Tyrone, here is my wife. You two have fun now, and be sure to pump her full of your thick buck seed!

>>80202795

https://youtu.be/JBx-vydxfKU

>"Your popcorn & soda, Sir!"
> "That'll be $57.95!"

>>80202853
>>80202986
Too Many Cucks

I ordered lobster nigger

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My preferred pronoun is Xir actually

>>80202795
But this is England, we don't say 'soda'. Stupid nigger.

>>80203359
what do you say then?

Y-YOU TOO

*gives him my wallet and runs away*

>>80203453
Fizzy bubbly whoop deedoo waterloo

About time boy

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HUAGHHHHH

>>80203611
Damn Jamal you thicc as fuck dude, can I give you the old reach around?*

The joke being that blacks are secret gay fags in a very high proportion.

>>80203359

Only kids call it fizzy

>>80203652
Autistic

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You forgot to put the butter on it.

Popcorn and lobster really are the same thing.
They're just butter delivery platforms.

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>>80202795
OWW, why didn't you warn me its hot, Robert?

>>80202823

Will i ever get to enjoy crablegs in Australian cinema? first world problems

>>80202795
Thanks!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjZa3p9E_dI

>"Heh....its been a while since I went out the movies...just like the good old days.......doesnt look too packet today...a lot of couples.....wonder what thats like....ahhhh fuck it its not that bad I guess....I have a lot of freedom....If I had a gf I would probably become a cuck and stop posting on /tv/....I know I should have quit that site years ago...im 30 now and posting frogs....trying to get repeating numbers..for praise...for honor....now everyone I see is a normie....a vast see of normies that live like robots....jesus its no wonder marvel still makes fucking movies....this whole fucking pla- what?!? they are remaking THAT?!? oh you pieces of shit....cant wait to talk about this on /tv/ with my....friends? lol retard fag kino pleb cia bane wheat bobby luppo damn she looks like that apologize reeeee shills oscars BTFO......
heh...what a bunch of assholes....guess im an asshole too."

>>80202795
Not today Robert, I brought my own

*winks and pats crab legs poking out of chest pocket *

>>80203359
Fizzy Squibblies

>>80202795
Where's my falcon's popcorn?

>>80203898

I'd rather be a correct asshole than a wrong asshole

And all these libtard plebbit users defending IMDB are wrong

>>80203966
I like that in your story you blinked, showing you are a scholar and gentleman, not only that but you pat your pocket indicating the audience that Robert knows what you are doing but he lets you in because he knows you respect the cinema floor. But I think the master stroke is the sub plot involving this old gentleman that goes to the cinema almost everyday and bonds with a young african american in more ways than he ever could with his ivy league douche racist son....but he knows that true kino knows no color or background.

Popcorn should be free when you go to theater

>>80204070

The ingredients are literally worth less than pub peanuts

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>>80203177

HOLY SHIT

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>>80203177

memes gone too far