Is this pure kino or what?

>>80201884

you have 5 seconds to name a better timeline than the "trump wins" one

protip: you cant

>>80201957
5th dimensional beings get out

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>You see that video of a man going completely insane?
>Holy shit, Jamie pull that up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkWZRDEvvpE

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>>80201957
>You will never be in the timeline where 2nd-term-President Jones is right now preparing the Mobile Infantry to take on the inter-dimensional shapeshifting pedos after the public immolation of John Podesta

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdcU0ysQAPI

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bump of justice

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GLOBALISTS BTFO, HOW WILL THEY EVER RECOVER?!?

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>>80201884
>Alex Jones will never narrate your thoughts

Why even think?

>>80201884
>W- why are you paying with cash?

>>80201884
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>>80201884
that noise he makes at 3:29. That is fucking elite tier acting

>>80204874
>that noise he makes at 3:29
Childhood is idolizing the noise at 3:29, adulthood is realizing the one at 4:38 makes more sense.

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>>80201884
Alex seems more unhinged as of late. Even in comparison to 2014.

I suppose telling people the truth for years while being called insane and then finally the evidence is made public on a large scale would have that effect.

Nevertheless he is a good showman and I enjoy his hilarious broadcasts from time to time.

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>>80204684
bane?

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>2017
>not exclusively dressing in Made in 1776 apparel

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Fucking 10/10 I'm howling

>>80204663
>Alex Jones will never be Tim Allen's neighbor on the other side of his house

>>80205359
he's aware of the memes

>>80201884
>Its an Alex Jones thread
So a comedy thread?

>>80201957
John McAfee wins

>its an alex is crying about robert browning poetry episode.

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>These herbal snake oil pills are being sold for $90 dollars a bottle by a man who looks like Jim Carrey's Edward Nygma before he became the Riddler and cannot pronounce the word "sinusitis", but Alex Jones gives them to his kids so they must be good.

the end of this broadcast is pure unadulterated kinology lads.

>>80202218
i watched this podcast acouple days ago and it was the first time ive ever watched either alex jones or joe rogan
now i cant stop watching Joe's podcasts

>>80203861
what kind of necromancy is hillary committing? is she draining bill's life essence to extend her own?

>this poem

;_; thank you Alex you noble beast

K I N O W A R S
I
N
O
W
A
R
S

>>80202288
Why is Basils music so good

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>The globalists don't want you to take these pills, but you have to. Look at all the cases of candida, and vagina fungus, and **nervously glances at paper** s-sine... Sine-you-citis.

The Info Wars crowd is so fucking enlightened.

>>80209370
Are you me?

>>80201957
The Berenstein one where Hillary wins and Russia invades California.

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Patriot coffee beans.

FEAST ON ALEX'S HEADY BREW, LADS
DRINK IT IN
THESE ARE THE DAYS THE POEMS DARED SPEAK OF

this poem though

CHILD ROLAND TO THE DARKTOWER CAME...

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>>80201884
>Look at Joe Rogan. He's built like a Gorilla. I'm built like that too, only just not as flexible.
>I, Alex fucking Jones, am totally built like Joe Rogan, you guys.

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I used to think Alex Jones was an insane tinfoil hat but after watching him JRE I realized that while sounds crazy as shit a lot of the shit he says is actually true its just that his delivery makes him sound nuts. I'm a fan of him now, on top of speaking the truth he is extremely entertaining to watch.

>>80209789
Obviously that was a metaphor, shill. Just like the pedophile vampire thing is also a metaphor. Like, on todays episode when he was thoroughly explaining to Eddie Bravo how the hook the kids up to machines to drain their blood while their frightened so as to get at it while the adrenaline surged. Big ol' metaphor.

>>80209532
Leave doctor quack alone.

>>80202139
>scared