Why would anyone marry Charlie Sheen?
he has a huge dick
>>80201298
>fame
>money
>cocaine
>>80201393
>AIDS
>>80201360
doubt it
>>80201298
He wasn't always a decrepit, insane, washed-up health risk.
>>80201418
Great, he will die sooner and they keep the money, condoms exist.
>>80201525
>your wife
>not going in raw
>>80201418
You say that like bugchasers aren't a thing
ALIMONY
>>80201298
HEY CHARLIE MOVE OUT OF MY HOUSE
>>80201491
Post a pic where he wasnt