Rough Night: First Look at Scarlett Johansson and Her Bridal Party

>>80199429
If they're going to make female comedies, atleast pick good looking ones. Johansson is damaged goods at this point

>>80199429
Nb4 a cake in forms of a cock and VG

>>80199477
This. She's practically grandma tier now.

>>80199638
Literally perfect

>>80199429
bitch lookin more and more like hillary

>>80199429
It's funny just how women need to be someone. They crave for something being written on them, screaming "look at me! I'm not just a girl, I'm someone specific!"

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prediction: the women will be morally correct to have killed the male stripper because in the third act of the movie they discover evidence that he was a rapist. calling it now.

I don't know who the one on the far left is but based on the trend set by the other three (excluding Scarjo) I'm going to wager she's super irritating

oh great kate mckinnons there to mug the camera all movie. women will eat that shit up.

who is on the far left and the far right?

>>80200716
That's Zoe Kravitz, she was one of the waifus in Mad Max and is otherwise known as the daughter of Lenny Kravitz and one of the Cosby kids.

>>80200769

Reddit and 4chan

Female version of Very Bad Things. Another remake.

>>80199830
What does this mean?

Pretty sure ive seen this movie before with the genders reversed.

>>80199429
scarjo is over exposed she needs to fuck off

>>80199429
>token black Zoe Kravitz
>some dyke
>SNL cunt
Confirmed garbage. Fat chick from Workaholics and ScarJo are cool though.

>from the writers of Broad City

I-I don't know.

This seems like such an odd choice for Scarlett Johannson. Literally everyone else in the movie makes sense but her.

>>80199830
Man, they should have had her make out with kstew on SNL instead of that fat chick

>It's a "ScarJo cant act worth shit but the jews force her in every movie" episode

>>80199477
I get your point, but given how the average girls in these all-female comedies is usually around 3/10, Scarjo is way ahead.

>>80199429
I dunno if I will see in in theaters but I'd watch it on netflix. The murder angle seems interesting.

>>80199638
How are her tits so sad looking, but so perky in clothing?

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Remember when they did it better in the 90s?

>>80201380
Broad City is pretty funny tbqhwy.

>>80199429
HOLY FUCK THOSE JEW THIGH HNNNNNNNNNGG

>>80199429
>Kate McKinnon
literally a less funny lesbian version of bad Jim Carrey characters.

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>>80201420
She's not fat

>>80201453
>How are her tits so sad looking
because she fucking chopped them off

>perky in clothing
what is push up bra?

>>80201453

Found the permavirgin

>Scarjo is only 32
>Looks like she's in her 40s

Where did it all go so wrong?

>>80199429
Pork in a Wedding Veil

>>80201532
>because she fucking chopped them off

Why?

>>80201534
Found the redditor

>>80201410
Lucy made money on her name alone. Execs probably threw money at her until she accepted

>>80199429

That's literally the exact same plot to Very Bad Things with Christian Slater and Cameron Diaz.

>>80201524
What an ugly dress.

Looks like she's wearing the wallpaper from my Grandmother's house.

>>80201540
She took the hill pill

>>80201553
>make a stupid post
>called a virgin for it
>Y-Y-Y-OURE A REDDITOR! LEAVE ME ALONE!

Lmao what a little girl

>>80201553

What's worse: being a redditor or an adult who proudly admits to never sexing?

Pretty pathetic.

>>80201596
Triggered


>>>/reddt/

>>80201581
Pls don't gay

>>80201380
I enjoyed Broad City. Was funny.
But this...
>>80201485
Can't believe only one person has said it. This is the exact plot of Very Bad Things. Except it was dudes.

stop shoving scarjo in everything

>>80201611
Curious of why her tits look like deflated balloons = proudly admitting to never sexing? Hmmmm really makes me think

And to answer the question, being a redditor is always worse

>>80201649
Agreed, we need more diversity in female lead roles

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>>80201485
I came to this thread only to make sure someone fucking mentioned this. Very bad things is essentially the adult version of the hangover and now they are making this steaming pile of dog shit remake holy fuck im triggered

fuck men and fuck white men XD

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I'd like to know the context to this scene.

>>80201649
#HollywoodSoJewish

But yeah, she's overstayed her welcome

>>80199830
muh dikk

>>80199429
That's a lot of jews.

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She was at her peak in Lost in Translation right?

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>>80201659
>being a redditor is worse than never having sex

Every time

>>80201678
Why the fat woman?

>>80201453
Wow. It's almost like your knowledge of females comes exclusively from your mom and porn vids.

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>>80199429
>Sony Pictures

HOLY SHIT HOW DID I KNOW

I WAS ANTICIPATING IT AND SURE ENOUGH THERE WAS THE LOGO FIRST GODDAMN THING

WHY DOES AMY PASCAL STILL HAVE A JOB AND WHY IS SHE STILL ALLOWED TO FORCE MOVIES LIKE THIS ON IGNORANT WOMEN

GUARANTEED
FUCKING
GARBAGE

>>80201719
Being a redditor = never having sex and also being a redditor

>>80201725
>all these white knights running form the hills to defend the honor of Scarjos disgusting tits

Sad!

>>80201201
Kinda suspicious that there's no mentions of original. Like Sony just stole plot

>>80201659
Holy shit. How obsessed are you with Reddit?!
Do you have angry nightmares about Reddit?

Could Zoe Kravitz even be called mulatto? She makes Halle Berry look black

>>80201788
>>>/reddit/

>>80201712
that movie is fucking shit
its only watchable thanks to bill

>>80201804
they're the same complexion

>>80201769
No no no. Don't try to change the subject to Scarlett. I never even mentioned her.
So what's it like being an adult virgin who lives in constant fear of Reddit?

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>>80201899
What's it like being an adult virgin and a redditor?

>>80201868
>t. Confused Matthew

>>80201868
I liked it.
It was a good romantic drama and short enough to not drag on.

>>80201808
Do people like you actually believe that you can shut anything down just by deflecting and mention Reddif?
Is that really how weak your game is?

>>80201201
>Very Bad Things

Also directed by Peter Berg (a real director). I don't know who the cunt is directing this garbage

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>>80201769
>Being a redditor = never having sex and also being a redditor

40 keks virgin
40 of them
all for you

>>80201979
Triggered

>>>/r/IveBeenFoundOut
>>>/r/cuckold
>>>/r/MaleFeminist

>>80201923
>I know... I'll just say the word Reddit again. That will show them.

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>>80201750
>WHY DOES AMY PASCAL STILL HAVE A JOB AND WHY IS SHE STILL ALLOWED TO FORCE MOVIES LIKE THIS ON IGNORANT WOMEN

I'm convinced that (((Hollywood))) is looking to kill Sony, as it's the only major studio that isn't under (((their))) complete control.

>women are desperately trying to get their version of The Hangover
>still have done it 9 years later

>>80202005
>n-n-no, y-y-you're w-wrong, i-ive h-had sex ;_;

Defending m'ladys honor is not having sex you obese neckbeard numale reddit trash

>>80202037
>how to trigger redditors with one word

It works everytime, try not be so blatantly transparent in the future, numale

>>>/reddit/

>>80202035
The only one triggered here is you.
You have literally defaulted to just autistically screeching "Reddit!" as a response to anything.

>>80202035
>BEING THIS PLEB ABOUT THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE

KEKKLES MY FRIEND!
KEKKLES!

>>80202052
not even hollywood, just Disney, they want spiderman back immediately at all costs
and then that exec that gets sony bankrupt gets hired back by disney

>>80202070
>19 years later
fix

>>80202035
>hates reddit
>virgin

Pick both

>>80202111
Triggered

>>>/r/safespace
>>>/r/snowflake

>>80202114
>durrrrrrr you're duh pleb for not being a redditor hurrrr durrrrrrr

At least you're not trying to deflect. Now stop hyperventilating you fat fuck and clean your keyboard

>>80202157
>redditor
>virgin

Pick both

>>80202086
Holy shit. You actually just regurgitate the word Reddit in response to everything.
You are literally that autistic.
Do you have a handler?

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>>80202201
>claims safespace
>literally can't handle people he doesn't like in his space
>also self-proclaimed virgin

The keks never end

>>80202231
The only response worth responding to a redditor is reddit, triggers them errytime

>>>/r/myasshurts
>>>/r/whiteknight
>>>/r/ScarjosTitsDontLookLikeDeflatedBalloons

>>80202201
If your Father isn't dead, has he taken to excessive drinking to cope with how you turned out?

>>80202255
>all this projection

Top cuck, where's the upvote button and where can I send you gold? I tip my fedora to you sir :^)

>dudebros go to vegas and have a party
>girlfriends go to vegas and have a party

what happens in vagas is projected on screens across the country by hollywood

>>80202277
Your parents wish they aborted you

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>>80201453
It's a mystery

>>80202276
Later today, when your mom is crying and asking you if you looked for a job today... or if you even left the house today...
Just remember this moment. Just remember how you BTFO and "Triggered" so many "Redditors" today.

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>2017
>being afraid of reddit

The tides have truly turned

>reading through the thread
>an argument between some anons about reddit

You're all morons

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>>80202379
>>>/r/safespace
>>>/r/4channersRmeanies

>>80202404
>being afraid of white knight neckbeards

More like pity and disgust. It's like saying you're afraid of the pile of dog shit you accidentally stepped in

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>>80202456
>More like pity and disgust

Says the adult virgin

>>80202429
Literally wouldn't be an issue if redditors would stop polluting the board with their cancer

>>80202486
>waaaaaaaaah muh safe space

Grow a pair

>>80202481
Says the adult virgin

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>>80202506
>getting this btfo

>>80202505
>waaaaaaaa stop pointing out I'm a redditor waaaaaaa /tv/ is muh safe space ;_;

Kill yourself

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>>80202540
>getting this btfo

>>80202541
Holy fucking shit you are dedicated to this tantrum you are throwing. It's like I'm watching a Theroux documentary.

>>80202123
>not even hollywood, just Disney

Disney has the deep pockets to snap up Sony's assets, when they go out of business due to the suspiciously large number of blatantly obvious bad decisions made by the (((executives))) of Sony Entertainment.

>>80202605
Triggered

>>>/r/iNeedASafteyPinForMyDiaper
>>>/r/FeelTheBern

Why does Sony keep reversing the gender roles? Wasn't there like a dozen of movies in 90's, where dudes went for a stag party and accidentally killed a hooker/stripper? Except maybe those werent comedies. Sony is sick.

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>It's a white men getting upset because a movie wasn't made with them in mind episode

Getting real tired of this one.

>>80199429
"We all are ugly, just deal with it", the comedy.

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>>80202578
>>80202506
>literally resorting to "I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM I"

>>80199429
So....a Very Bad Things remake?
How original....

>>80202660
No, this thread is about Scarjos god awful deflated balloons that she calls tits

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>this thread

>>80199429
>kate mckinnon
haven't they learned yet that she's horrible in movies?

>>80202690
>d-dont p-point o-out im a virgin
>y-youre t-the one btfo ;_;
>s-see, l-look at muh le e-epic smug image macro

It's almost too easy, sad!

>>80202635
You are literally just screeching the same phrases over and over... how is anyone else but you "triggered"?

>>80202763
Triggered

>>>/r/iNeedOintmentForMyAssPain
>>>/r/CucksUnited
>>>/r/WeAreCancer

>>80199429
it looks awful and not funny at all. my girlfriend will love it

I think what we learned from this thread is Scarjo has disgusting tits, white knight redditors will bend over backwards making a fool of themselves to defend m'ladys honor, but the most important thing is 4chan Roolz reddit droolz

>>80202791
Do you ever just start flailing your arms and just screaming "REDDIT! REDDIT! REDDIT!"until your Mom and/or handler has to sit on you and force feed you your medication so you don't hurt yourself?

Scarjo clearly insisted that all the other women be ugly as FUCK now that shes starting to look like a classic old jewess.

>>80202893
Most oof this is accurate, butI don't get this whole "white knights bending over backwards" part. That never happened.

>>80202981

Shhhhhhhhh
Let the kids think they won

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>>80199429
>Sony
Stopped right fucking there

>>80202934
n-no goy its just diversity

>>80202791
lol what the fuck are you for real dude?

>>>/r/Aloeveraforthatsickburn
>>>/r/yousoundlikeafifthgrader
>>>/r/yourliferevolvesaroundreddit
>>>/r/epictrolldude
>>>/r/10/10ifbait
>>>/r/ifnothenIhopeyouseekhelp

>>80202981
>dude there is nothing wrong with Scarjos bewbs, you're just le virgin LOL

>>80203172
>being this hung up on the topic of virginity

What a child

>>80203123
Triggered

What the fuck is going on in this thread?

>>80199477

aren't these movies usually about desperate, damaged goods women though?

Jesus H Christ I can just imagine this guy's mom calling the doctor, sobbing....
"I don't know what to do, Doctor. He just sits there in front of his computer screaming REDDIT! and TRIGGERED! all day and night. Please help me, Doctor."
And then the Doctor's first thought is "What the hell is a Reddit?"

>>80200482
That movie was amazing. Nic-kino