THIS IS KATANA!

>>80199148

SHE'S GOT MUH OSCAR

HER MAKEUP TRAPS THE TEARS OF STAR TREK BEYOND FANS

This movie on slow mo is drunk kino.

>>80199236
Do I need to be drunk or does it look drunk?
At what rate to watch?

REEEEE I JUST WANT AN ASAIN GF WITH A NICE BODY LIKE HER REEEE

>>80199148
...she has a katana

>>80199467
*nods with head*

*teleports behind you*

THIS IS SWORD LADY. SHE HAS A SWORD. I DON'T KNOW WHY SHE'S IN THIS MOVIE. I SUGGEST YOU NOT GET KILLED BY HER. HER SWORD IS LITERALLY MAGIC. NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON ALSO LIVES IN THIS UNIVERSE.

this is dead shot

he shoots people dead

I wanna fuck her

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>>80199148
Uhhhhh... KATANA?

She's not a bad guy she should be in the Justice league

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>>80199148
Portley Quinn! Nice ta eat ya!

>>80199148
SHE HAS A MOTORCYCLE

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She's perfection

>>80199814
She can't be in the Justice League, she kills people. No one in the Justice League kills people except Batman and Superman and probably Wonder Woman.

>>80199886
Why is her sword shaped like a butter knife?

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>>80199148
>watched the movie during a long flight because bored as fuck
>damn that was shit
>realise the whole thing happened because the black lady kept a super dangerous artifact close to her and unsecured

>>80199909

>you can't be in the Justice league despite these three necksnappers being there

FINE, I'LL MAKE MY OWN TEAM!!

WITH CATWOMAN AND BLACK CANARY!!

>>80199148
I want to see that agent that got punched by the native badguy/hero. She had a fat ass

>>80199886
Because it is a sashimi knife. His husbando was a itamae of sushi, now he is trap inside of it.

>>80199886
dat booty
shame about the mask though

>>80200821

she wears it better than Doritoface in Arrow though I like her too

>>80199956
I thought the whole point of her keeping enchantress' heart was to threaten her with destroying it if she did evil things, Davy Jones style.

Why didn't she blow up the heart as soon as Enchantress started blowing shit up and killing people?

>>80199956
Apparently even the fucking FBI or NSA or whatever has diversity hires

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>>80200933

>keeps the heart right next to her bed with a failsafe
>just has her brother's statue there just lying around

That on top of her murdering a room full of agents did less to make her seem badass and just kind of incompetent, it was done so nonchalantly too that it lacked any kind of punch

god damnit

>>80200933
Nah I'm talking about the brother idol, if I remember enchantress tp in bedroom of the goverment chick while she's sleeping, go to the next room and there is it the Idol containing her fucking brother just sitting on a a shelf, she breaks it/free her brother.

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*teleports behind you*

What do?

>>80201066
Have sex with her

>>80201066

fling my arms back to grab her big boobies

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>>80201066

JUST LIKE MOOWWIIN THE LAAAWN

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>>80199148
THIS IS A KATANA

IT MEANS "JAPANESE SWORD"

>>80201696
is that joe samurai?

>>80199148
DOCTOR ENCHANTRESS

I'M SUICIDE SQUAD

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>>80199148
>>80199236
>>80199340
>>80199862
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PU4lhLN1_tM

watch it a 0.5 speed for pure drunk comedy kino

>>80201066
turn 360 degrees and walk away

E A S Y C O W G I R L

The porn version with asa akira was better tbqh

>>80202639
porn joker > SS joker

>>80202561
THIS IS KAH-TAH-NAH

SHE'S GAHMAHBAG

>>80202561

Damn. 0.5 is kino

>>80201066
give her a piggy back ride to the bed where I prop a pillow under her hips and ravage her asshole with my tongue for hours

>>80202561
Why would he want her to kill them? Why was that even a thing she would assume?

>YO, KOTTER

Why did she say that? Did she forget Flagg's name?

>>80202855
>>80202561
Holy shit

>>80202561
HER SWOOOOORRD TRAPSTHESOULSSS ofitsvictims.

>>80199909

Isn't she usually best buds with Batman, to the point where she used to work as his... unh... lawnmower?

>>80202561
is this the comfiest scene of all time?

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>>80203565
Batman doesn't like gook womyn. Batman likes young, lean shotas with fast hands. She may mow his lawn, but she will never be his bud.

>>80202561
Reminds of when I took a lot of ketamine.

>>80199148
>"DIS CUTTANA BRUH SHE GOT MUH BACK BRUH FUKKIN GET IT? YEAH BRUH COWADOODY ALL UP IN DIS SHIT BRUH GIT SUM FUCKIN' SYSTEM OF A DOWN"

I can understand why white nerds gravitate towards DCEU

>>80199581
what else would you nod with?

>>80202561

Oh god worth a oscar

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>>80199148
>DIS IS KATANA!

NIS TO MEEECHA!

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>mfw i can't wait to eat my japanese gfs ass tonight

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>Harley Quinn. Nice ta meet'cha

>>80204084
Do eels ever come out of it? How do you get past the eels? Don't the eels ever bite?

>>80204123
>Daddy's little monster
>little monster
>little

>>80202561
Will Smith looks concerned that his co-actor is drunk when you put it at that speed.

>>80204084
Go to bed, Todd.

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>>80203358
WELL OBVIOUSLY both Flag and Katana previously worked on a mission were he pretended to recruit some criminals and then she killed them in one sword stroke

>>80202561
Why does it sound like the dialogue from that gay porn video where they rip the skin?

>>80202561
I don't understand did they tell katana absolutely nothing about the mission before hand that she would suspect killing them would be the mission? For somebody who "has mah back" flag didnt tell her shit.

>>80203899
...Just. Why would they draw it like that? Why would the post the most creepy thing Batman has ever said directly over his exposed thigh perpendicular to a speech bubble that says "ON YOUR ASS" , perfectly framing his sparsely covered preteen buttocks? Why is he in a suggestive schoolgirl pose? Who thought this was a good idea? What in the ever loving fuck is wrong with Frank Miller?

>>80206330
^Dirty mind.

>>80201066
>*teleports behind you*
looks like she's got muh back, everything's as it should be

>>80201066
*stabs me*

*poof of smoke*

Pretty good little lady but that was only a shadow clone

*does a series of deaf sign language hand signs*

SUMMONING JUTSU: 4 BIG GUYS

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>>80199862
>>80204123
>not posting the superior Fatty Quinn

>>80199148
Katana vs Seagal (and his trusty 1911)

who wins?

>>80204123
T H I C C

>>80201066
..
....
*poof*

Heh, you actually fell for that?
You wont make that mistake again, I'll make sure of it.. CHIDORI!

>>80199148
She's really cute.

>>80206330

In Miller's book Superman raped Wonder Woman and she fell in love with him because of it. Dude is mental.

>>80199909
Tell that to Zod's snapped neck

>>80199148
REMINDER: the opening of Gotham Sirens featured a "looney tunes" style cartoon with katana and boomerang stealing a priceless artifact from Japanese mafia and is later the McGuffin of the actual movie (black mask wants and Harley has it)

>>80202561
>"This's Kataaana, she's godmy bag"
What did he mean by this? What was in his bag?

>>80202561
Will Smith's face is pretty great, like he's reacting.

kejk

>>80199148
#for the sake of this post Katanas name is Blade#

TELL ME ABOUT BLADE, WHY DOES SHE WEAR THE MASK?

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>>80199801

SHE LOVES IT IN THE BACK

why are plane scenes so memic/memetic?

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>>80207053
HIS TRUSTY 1911 STEALS PUNANI OF ITS VICTIMS

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>>80207209
Fuck, you got me with CHIDORI