>Grain?

its a big wheat

>>80197343
Why does he wear the hat?

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>>80197343

Uh, you don't get to bring crops

CREAM OF WHEAT
NICE AND HOT

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>>80197552

god damn wheatposters

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Tasty wheat?

>>80197552
Perhaps he's wondering why somebody would contract celiac disease before ingesting gluten.

>>80198460
Yes!
The dough rises!

NO MORE DEAD CROPS

>>80198726
kek beat me to it

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>>80197343
>tfw i have celiac disease
>triggered by new trailer

>>80197343
>WA IS WHEAT DOING ON DIS PLANET EH CABRONE?

>>80198615
Looks like me fucking around in stardew valley

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>>80198648

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>>80198724
>>80198724

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>>80197343
Dr Shaw, I'm FARMER

>>80199107
thats a big grain

>>80199107
>I was born in Gluten

can someone explain this meme

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>>80199450
>cant be fucked to re-type

>>80199107
YOU THINK WHEAT IS YOUR ALLY?

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>>80199481

>>80199481
Yes, who planted it?

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>>80199512

>>80199291
The food plan I just filed with the WFO lists me, my wheat here, but only one of you!

>>80199564
>2nd picture in thread

>>80199507
Fuckin' kek'd

TELL ME ABOUT WHEAT. WHY DOES IT HAVE CHAFF.

>>80199550
that's a good one

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>>80199706
>>80199850

>2017
>Wheatposting replaced baneposting

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>>80199906

>>80199906
Get back to me when wheatposting kills people

>>80199962

this

>>80197343
What's the next step of your master plan?

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>>80200003

>>80199962
We're gonna have a wheat crisis in Africa where hundreds of thousands starve. This could have been prevented if we let aliens farm in peace.

Screencap this.

>>80199931
You do understand that the wheat question is just a distraction, a cover-up, don't you? After all this time they still can't openly talk about the bonus situation. So they silence you with wheat. You tool.

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>>80200046

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>>80200067
>nope, got that shit covered

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If I pull that off will you die?

>>80199962
>>80199972
>>80199906
Wheatposting literally won't make it to the end of the month

can i get a quick rundown on this meme?

>>80200141
You said the same thing when Baneposting started

>>80200204
watch the covenant trailer famalam

THREAD THEME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u67Lb1RyXTU

(tfw I post the same link in a Sheeveposting thread)

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>>80200115
I didnt pull of and your mom lived

>>80200141
>t. Baneposting fag

Step aside kiddo. Wheat is in charge

NO MORE DEAD CROPS

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this meme is truly fascinating

SOMEBODY GET THIS HOPSHEAD OUTTA HERE!

>>80200379
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sr30FEkfevo

>>80200067
You fool the bonus situation IS the wheat! Wheat was the key the whole time. Weyland-Yutani will payout big bucks to crews that bring in the most wheat from distant planets!

I TRIED SO HARD

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>>80200141
WHEAT IN FARMATION?! Arf me fecking prooperty now ya stinkin normie! Yer steppin on me wheat fields!

>>80200067
Right

>>80201409
AND MEMED SO MUCH

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Alien wheat farmers did nothing wrong.

>>80200141
Perhaps you are wondering why someone would seperate the chaff from the grain, before putting it through the thresher.

>>80201587
CUTE XENOS
U
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X
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>>80200583
the fuck is this hick shit

where does it come from

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>>80201656

this meme is already dead

>>80198754
YOU MEAN COELIAC???

AHAHAHAHAHAA YOU MADE A MISTAKE YOU MADE A MISTAKE!

Sorry lads but this wheat meme is shit.

>>80200141
sadly this, I really like it too, but once the hype for the movie dies down, it will pass.

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>>80200141
what is planted may never die

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>>80202351

>>80199893
I actually prefer this to the original.

>>80199893
quality oc

>>80200099
Why the cat has a bonus?

>gay couple

DROPPED

So, I've realized aliens are very friendly to flora and keep the place clean. For a bio weapon.
Or, they were made to be wheat farmers?

>>80202522
>sending a gay couple to colonize a planet

hmm...

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>>80202597
They're just peaceful farmers, don't believe the fake news.

>>80202519
Because faced alien. Ore than rest of the crew, jonseys a god damn bad ass

>>80199107
What breaks first, your endosperm ? or your bran!

>>80200141
I'm going to wheat post on the first of april

>>80202522
>interracial couple

No thanks mr Goldberg

>>80202442
Would be cool if sprouted grain emerged from the wound

>>80200022
UNDERRATED WHEAT

>>80200141
they said the same about baneposting.

DO YOU ENJOY BEING WRONG?

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>>80204737
>photoshop master

Can someone explain to me the bonus situation meme ?

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ayyyyy

>>80198460
why is that ugly jew bitch in everything these days

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>>80205396

>>80205448
Pass

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>>80205085

>>80205448
thats my mum your talking about

>>80206203
Then realise this is an apt description of you also.

bread is for faggots

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I'm basically confined to my bed for a week because of surgery

I've just finished watching Prometheus, Alien, Aliens and Alien 3 in this order.

What do now?

>>80206634
First time watcher btw. Wanted to get my body ready for Covenant.

>>80206662

Watch Alien: Resurrection and fap to Winona Ryder in her prime.

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>>80206634
This is the third most enjoyable thing in the aliens franchise after the first two movies.

>>80197353

for ewes

>>80206634
watch resurrection to confirm shitness

then avp and avpr to watch something even worse

then go for predator with arnie to get over the last 3 shit movies you watched

fell downcast while watching predator 2

pop your stitches while watching predators

>>80206746
>>80206709
>>80206707
I only want to watch canon shit.

What can be filtered out?

>>80205448
she is hot as fuck, what

>>80206843

Anon if you got through Prometheus and Alien 3 while bedridden you might as well do a full completionist marathon at this point. They're not good, but they're not unwatchable either and at least will provide you with a few good laughs.

Wheatposting is weaker than both tax and cat posting

>>80206634
stop and never look back

>>80206905
I actually liked Prometheus. Neither enjoyed or disliked Alien 3.

>>80206728
kek