First faps thread

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>>80193545
Oldfag here btw

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>>80193945
me too

>>80194048
she was hotter than the lead actress

Tell me about your first fap. Did you come in your own eyes?

>>80193545
Porn parody of her is spot on.

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>>80194065
Damn straight
In his audio commentary Brian Blessed talks about how everyone was in love with her

>>80193945
Goddam, thirty years later, this chick still gets me every time.

>>80194079
this, remember getting up late, putting one of the vhs in the vcr and fapping. was that scene on the 1st or 2nd vhs, can't remember

>>80194048
>>80194190
basically the art department from jods dune went to work on this

>>80194190
bri does the commentary on the blu-ray? that must be some good shit.

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>>80193545

>>80195374
>bri does the commentary on the blu-ray? that must be some good shit.
He did one on the Silver Anniversary Edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtMulYBE-m0

>>80193545
i don't remember the title, but the scene was the female actress pushed on a sack of hay with her tits hanging out. i remember taping it, and watching it when everyone was sleeping. good secret times

>>80195401
>thats robbie coltrane
I never noticed that shit b4

this silver anniversary edition looks fantastic, thanks anon

>>80193545
If she had drooled a little bit i probably would have lost it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzrhArE9urs

>>80193545
The redhead from the Beastmaster.

>>80194152
If you came the first time you fapped you arrived very late to the party.

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>>80193945

I fapped the first time to some sexy voodoo bitch killing a chicken a late 80s movie. Ive never been able to find it again.

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>>80198248
It wasn't the Serpent and the Rainbow, or perhaps Angel Heart?

I have two oldschool crushes myself; either Kelly Preston in Twins...

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Sneaking downstairs at 2 AM since the only VCR was in the living room, turning the volume all the way down, fast forward to the tiddies and pause, then have a stealth fap. Those were simpler times. By no means my first, but it's the one that sticks out.

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>>80198358
...or Barbara Carrera in Never Say Never Again

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>>80198387
Same exact scenario with Beverly D'Angelo's scene in the Sentinel as well.

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My actual first fap was when I was 10, and discovered at the shower that massaging my balls made me erect, then it was a very long shower of self-discovery followed by my parents yelling at me for using too much hot water.

My first tv fap, though, was accidentally catching a Porky's rerun.

>>80193545
My first fap was unironically to scat porn

This was like 2009

>>80193545
I work with her nephew. I've always wanted to ask him why she quit acting but I don't want to harass him about his aunt

>>80198674
It's 2017, i doubt anyone cares at this point

>>80198674

she was said to be incredibly hard to work with, like bordering on mental problems hard, it's why she wasn't in the MiB sequel

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The way she gyrated with that sword, those thighs, that chainmail bikini.

Well, time for you and I to get reacquainted, Kate's bush.

https://youtu.be/AK51u-aTEOk?t=1m12s

>>80193545
Hope you watched this film then https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6UrlgpATKU

>>80199191
Shouldn't you be in school?

>>80199250

i am

>>80199250
Have you seen schools nowadays? He probably is in school, shitposting.

>>80198995

ALOTTA

Jessica alba

>>80198995
rip :'(

>>80199250

Don't lie, you've fapped to her. Or at least one of her lookalikes masturbating in that costume on pornhub.

Suicide Squad did wonders for the camwhore industry.

>>80200192
Her dipshit Jersey accent killed my boner everytime she spoke. She was pretty hot ring gagged though.

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>>80199409
>when eddie tries to stand up and his head makes her tits bounce

>>80194172
ayyo where

>>80198358
>Serpent and the Rainbow
This might be it! Im rewatching it right now. Thanks for the suggestion

Wasting your time, it's Angel Heart.

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>>80198526
>I was graduating college when he had his first fap

>>80193545
Starship troopers sex scene was the first movie fap i can remember, but I also remember pausing and fapping to the porno hung on the wall in Alien when i was pretty young too.

>>80193545
Jennifer Conelly in the Labyrinth.

Also Trini from the Power Rangers. RIP.

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>>80202109
>mfw my first fap was before most of this board was born

90's fapping baby.

>>80198248
>>80198358
Probably Lisa Bonet in Angel Heart. Amazing sex scenes in that one too. Also add The Believers with Martin Sheen for the 80s voodookino trifecta.

>>80202611
Pretty good pit hair scenes too.

>>80195285
tit drawing was first vhs. car sex scene was 2nd vhs. the copy we had ended up getting all blurry right before the tits scene from me constantly fast forwarding/pausing there late at night.

>>80198217

Quality first fap, anon. Very high quality.

Combining first fap with Foxkino. I like it.

>>80202109
Feels good eh?

>>80199128

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xckBwPdo1c

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>those thighs

>>80202907
Mah nigga. Also Linda Hamilton in the sequel.

>>80199367
Tons

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>>80193545

Too young to fap (or even reach the joystick of an arcade machine) but damn if she didn't give me weird feelings down below.

>>80200106

She's not dead.

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>>80195385
unironically this

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This girl from Pushing Daisies

>>80202575
1992 here

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>>80199367
I remember vividly the first time I came. I was rubbing my little wiener to Wild On E on my futon and some sticky clear liquid came out of my dick. Had no idea what happened.

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>>80205140
Late 90's-early 00's E! network had prime fapping material.

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I blew countless loads to this

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>>80205625
She was delicious in Ace Ventura: Pet Detective.

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>>80205679
Why didn't he bury his face in that ass?

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>>80205679
>mfw discovering My Teacher's Wife and all the 10/10 scenes with her in it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCZuYS-9qaw

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>>80205917

>>80205917
I

>>80195385
>IM A FURFAG LOOK AT ME PLEASE TAKE NOTICE

>>80203432

muh nigga

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>Charlie's angels was 17 years ago

fug

>>80205917
IMAGINE

>>80206439
i was 1 year old when that aired lmao

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>>80206439
Charlie's Angels was 40 years ago

The woman from true lies

dont tell me you forgotten her

Now imagine....

>>80206538
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mt9FG9YjBMM

they don't make em like jennifer anymore

>I don't actually have one

Jesus Christ I was a shit child. I really can't think of one, I'm sure I saw some movie with some hot ass actress and popped a boner but I can't think of anything, kind of embarrassing.

Speaking of faps, does anyone have that webm of the guy furiously masturbating out of frame in bed while the girl watches? Not sure what it's from.

>>80206581

fucking normie faggot get out

>>80204927

This.

>>80205625

notched up plenty of faps to her on friends

shame she looks like a wax doll now.

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>>80205917
>Imagine being Arnold and talking about that scene. You've been a governor och you can't stop thinking about that gremlin, who contorted herself at you; that hideous blasphemy of human biology that stretchered and shook and thrust herself at you; she who forever left marks upon your proud Austrian soul, marks that will never be cleansed. The internet laughs now, yes, but you cry. You sacrificed. For what? What value will pay the price of your mental damnation? What will restore you?

>>80206650

Same here

The first boner i got i was in the bath with my sister

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aimee teegarden, friday night lights. even though there weren't any particularly lewd scenes

im 22 now

>>80205678

einhorn was hotter

>>80204927

is-is-is that VR troopers? that cheesey power rangers knock off with fairly attractive cast as well?

>>80199964
hey do you happen to know of an old Swedish children's programme from the 70s?

it looked a lot like what you posted, but it was a woman with round glasses and a caravan (i think?) and she would interact with puppets in the woods and stuff.

it was called something like "From A to K"

I'm not Swedish but I have vivid memories of it from somewhere

>>80208283
Från A till Ö?

>>80205917
I M A G I N E
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>>80208399
YES. That's it, thank you!

That has been bugging me for years.

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>>80205450
ikr.
anywhere to find that stuff online these days?

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>>80208283
Don't tell me you fapped to this

>>80204469
Woof

>>80208055

No, Buck Rogers was over a decade before VR Troopers.

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>>80193545
Luke in TESB. I don't even know what the fuck lead to it, I just imagined cuddling and training with him so I could also join the good fight or whatever.
I'm not gay or attracted to guys now, so it's double weird.

>>80193545

It was probably a Sears catalog in the late 80s.

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>>80208984
don't judge me.

she actually was super cute.

>>80208984
Dude it's *Swedish*, next scene she's throatfucking him with her nose and he's putting that entire faggot up his ass.

>>80198358
>Kelly Preston in Twins
I can still remember her say:
Oh no, this bed is lumpy

Early 2000 music vids

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BGAryS37oo

>>80209579
Holly Valance was GOAT in Dead Or Alive

I still think on that bra slip-on scene

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>>80198358
Kelly Preston was great in Twins but I first fell in love with her in Mischief.

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>>80204927

Yep.

These outfits though were hotter.

>>80209579
80s were superior

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYpYi9bLloE

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>>80193545

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Got my first load out over this one.

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>>80210724
Christy was superior modelfu

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>>80210776

Superior.

>>80195387
came here to post this

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>>80210818
no

>>80198498
Are you me?

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>>80210856
also this, minus the dick part, which i never understood as a kid, i think i thought it was poop at the time, but still watching her get stripped turned me on.

Used to mainly picture it being scully/gillian anderson when i was a kid too cause i had a big crush on her

>>80198491
Wat

I think I'm going to have my first fap right now

>>80199367
>millenial

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>>80210973

>>80206215
M

>>80210973
>everyone pukes over a 10/10 with a dick

yeah I just didn't click with this movie at all, even as a kid.

>>80200289
Name?

>>80211045
Even then you knew you were gay

>>80198995
I watched the first Austin Powers on VHS with my babysitter. When this scene happened she remarked "Why is she sitting like that?". I asked her what she meant and she clarified, "With her knees up like that".

I told her that those weren't her knees, those were "her tits". She went silent. First time I ever "cursed".

>>80208608
Impressive. I didn't make it past the power stance.

>>80211035
>her youtube account name is msyPARIAH
kek

>>80210666
sauce?

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>>80211035
idk. i dont even think shes attractive. i think just watching her get stripped was hot. other than that she's like a 5 or 6, which was why i usually liked imaging others in that scene

>>80211121
tits was a curse?

>>80211254

google it and be amazed at who the chick on the right is and what she went on to do

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>>80209579
My brothers

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>>80211256
luckily i think it gave me a bdsm kinda fetish and not a fucking trap fetish.

Also used to fap a lot to kidman in batman forever

>>80209226
>I'm not gay
:^)

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>>80211308
wow that is awful

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>>80210776
I blew countless loads over her as well, between her and cindy they were both responsible for my tights fetish

>>80202768
SUMMER SCHOOL

>>80211308
strunk

>>80206870
HOW OLD IS THIS GIRL IN THIS PHOTO

>>80211254

That's Erika Eleniak and Henry Thomas in ET from 1982.

Also check her out in Baywatch and pop out of a birthday cake in Under Siege.

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>tfw patrician from day one

>its an Anon is sneaky enough not to stop the VHS on the scene he uses episode

>>80199511
Remake starring Amber Heard when?

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Heyo!!!

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>>80211494
was going to mention this.

gotta rewind or fast forward a bit to get rid of any suspicion.

>>80211560
I still cum to her as Mathida

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>>80211383
>ywn be Ed Burns

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>>80211408
It's hilarious for people to assume DOA is some strong woman shit when it's sleazy and exploitative as fuck

>>80211635
No one assumed DOA, which was based on a videogame about bouncing titties, was "strong woman shit".

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>>80193545
Tiffany Mynx the right amount of hot and dirty with a hint of the hottest girl in the trailer park face....Still my favorite porn star to this day

>>80211716
she was your first fap?

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>>80211672
I figured that anon seemed a bit triggered
I bit there were definitely a few first faps to this movie

where's my bae sigourney at?

>>80211716
Yep hooker's of Hollywood that poolside scene with Alicia Rio I was twelve man born in 81 probably older than the average lurker

>>80211780
here
>>80211491

>>80211716
Her ass is pure kino

Shit this was meant for>>80211923
This>>80211743

>>80198963
Ppl wanted her to appear naked when the contract was agreed on no nudity, her books were inflated on a movie poster, and she protested for both those things. They made her pay.
If this happened today, she'd have the whole Internet defending her

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>>80211961
It sure is

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Never fapped to a movie scene but the dance scene in spiderman 3 was the first time I felt lust for a woman in a movie.

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>>80193545
The panty scene from Road Trip. Good fucking god my mind could not comprehend the feeling that it does now. Pure lust. To this day panties get me going like nothing else.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8ABmEU76N8

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>>80212098
>The thought of Tiffany Mynx parking that plump booty on your face

>>80198358
One of my favorites.

It wasn't until later in my fapp history that i got off to movies or actresses. its like the tamer Hollywood stuff is more arousing now. The internet has desensitized me maybe?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5uM636wbf0
I'm much more likely to fap to this kinda scene now than i was when i started out, just tugging to random internet girls, maybe because it leaves more to the imagination than just pornography

>>80213489
>it leaves more to the imagination

This.

Nudity gets boring pretty quick. It's the reveal that's exciting. That means uncovering.