American Pie

>>80192646
>Teenage Dirtbag starts playing
Thats the film Loser, though.

Teenage dirtbag was in Loser, fuck rag

>>80192646
2>1>3>4

btw

>>80192646
>Teenage Dirtbag starts playing
>not She Only Comes When She's On Top

Sudoko is the only honorable option faggot

>>80192681
I would swap reunion and wedding but otherwise I can dig it.

>>80192681

4 > 1 > 3 > 2

>>80192646
3>powergap>2>1>4

>>80192681
completely forgot 4 existed

THIS BED IS ON FIRE

>>80192646
>>80192681

3>2>4>1

>>80192646
I don't know how it is actually watching those films as a teenager, to me those are my childhood films. I was about 6 when the first American pie came out though I don't think i watched it immediately.

>>80192646
>this was supposed to be attractive in the 90s
pls explain

I DON'T WANNA WASTE MY TIME

>>80192776
>not being attracted to All American Beauties

Explain yourself.

How old is everyone in this thread? When I think of /tv/ these days I just think it is a bunch of alt right kids that don't even remember 9/11

>>80192646
J U S T

>>80192646

Is 3 Shannon Elizabeth? that's an unflattering photo of her.

>>80192646
>>80192681

Wait are we rating the movies of the women in the photo?

>>80192753

this, but they are all hot.

>>80192787
BECOME ANOTHER CASUALTY OF SOCIETY

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1>anything else

>>80192804
Im 29. the youngsters are easy to spot really since they're mainly hype and meme merchants. Id stop bothering with /tv/ altogether but the odd thread pops up reminding me of BBC2 after school television etc

>>80192804
I'll be 35 in 3 weeks

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>>80192835
>allison hannigan is hot

>/tv/ Contrarians are going to argue Shannon Elizabeth is not by far the hottest one

>>80192865
I can't count the times I've came to her titties

>>80192865
preferred Mena desu

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> the strippers in american pie 3

>>80192804

I'll be 38 in a few days.
I was already 20 when the first American Pie came out.

>>80192865
well at least she and hannigan are holding up pretty well. the other two didnt age well.

>>80192794
>no tits
>no ass
>no hips
>rbf
Literally nothing attractive to be seen

this scene is Piekino. prove me wrong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6prBr1jY24

>>80192646
Mozzie tits best girl

>>80192953
15 year old pls go

MORE OFFICIAL BEST PARTS OF A WOMAN POWER RANKINGS

1. Smile
2. Intelligence
3. Eyes
4. Conversation
5. Kindness
6. Laugh
7. Smell
8. Sense of humor
9. Independence
10. Legs
POWER GAP
98. Tits
99.Ass

>>80192646
>this was the epitome of pop culture female attractiveness in the early 2000s for white people

lol white peopl

>>80192827
Does it really matter? At the end of the day does one 5 seconds of typing affect your life in anyway? Does the nature of a board that purges the threads in less than a day really give its users panic attacks over simple misunderstandings really taken seriously as one of the biggest threats in the world against the poor minorities that are more likely to actually be the ones offending the white liberal thought makers?

>>80192804
30, but you're kinda right: it's just a very loud shitposting minority of alt right kids.

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>>80192953
>no tits

>>80192804
36, glad to see I'm not alone

>>80192976
Looks like she's made out of kebab meat.

>>80192980
Americans aren't white.

>>80193021
some americans are

America, is not.

>>80192971
I never do this but fuck me

>tips fedora

>>80192980
No it wasn't. The only one who was really considered sexy by most people male or female was Shannon Elizabeth. The rest had the individual likes and dislikes that would bring down their scores

>>80192804
31 m8
And yes, /pol/ is the new /b/

>>80192804
Recently turned 30. Hate that I wasted so much of my 20s here, and on the internet in general.

Also I liked the original American Pie for about a minute in junior high. Who the hell enjoys these kind of movies past age 15 or 16?

>>80192971
>smile
good but not best
>intelligence
they dont have any
>eyes
as long as they arent brown
>conversation
always shitty
>kindness
see 2
>laugh
literally the most annoying thing of every woman
>smell
as long as it isn't grotesque, doesnt matter
>sense of humor
see 2
>independence
given by men
>legs
yeah
>tits
top
>ass
Tied for top

>>80193074
I appreciate Jims Dad's awkwardness more funny now

>>80193057

Tara Reid has aged like shit, but at the turn of the century she was hot as fuck according to all standards.

>>80192865

I thought she was super hot until I found out that her tits are fake. She went from flat to huge; you know they feel like shit

>>80192804
>alt right
>kids
That's really not the impression I get. Kids seem to be extreme left and always have been really.

And I'm 26.

>>80193060
>/pol/ is the new /b/

they are crass and retarded but /tv/ and /v/ are closer, don't fucking lie fag

There hasn't been a serious thread on this board for like 5 years.

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>>80192681
American wedding is the best one

>>80192646
i remember being a kid watching those kind of movies and thinking america is exactly like that and that im gonna experience anything like that when i get into their age

....lol

>>80192857
she is cute and she dosen't have the "generic hot" look like the other ones

>>80193149
>realising Stifler was the only good character with an arc
the whole reason 3 is the best

>>80193127
>Kids seem to be extreme left and always have been really.
Yes, this was true in the past. It's the complete opposite these days, and has been for years now.

>>80192804
>all these 30+ year olds complaining about "THOSE DARNED KIDS"

lmfao holy shit

25 here, you faggots are pathetic and this thread was embarrassing.

>>80193186
>It's the complete opposite these days
No it isn't. Go to any uni and see for yourself.

>>80193115

If her tits are fake, that's a damn fine boob job.

>>80192646
I cum so many times to this as a young teen

>>80192646
>that DFC on the far right

muh dicc

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>>80193230

Good ol' times....

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Is he late 90s early 2000s personified?

>>80193192
>smug 25 year old

kek you have no idea what you're in for

>>80193192
>lmfao holy shit
>25 here
You're practically 30 yourself, as far as most people are concerned. Enjoy the next few years of being "almost 30" - they'll go by like absolutely nothing

>>80193277
He didn't get many acting jobs after these films. He actually worked in a Sushi restaurant

>>80192776
they all have fridge bodies

>>80193292
That popsicle looks like it's made of foam rubber.

>>80193210

They are. You see her little As in Jack Frost, the killer snowman movie, <s>when he uses his carrot as a dick to fuck her to death.</s>

As someone who used to work around boobs all day every day, if you go up more than one cup size, they can look great but feel like crap. The implant has a different feel than the boob, but you can still feel the original boob, so it's like a tiny tit on a hard water balloon.

>>80192804
almost 33 (married with kids)

>>80193279
>>80193282

at least I don't spend my time complaining on 4chan about "dose dam alt-right kids!"

you'r all fucking losers of the highest magnitude

>>80192733
Correct answer

>>80193305

You have never seen a naked woman in real life, don't you?

>>80193013
FAKE

>>80193366
Instead you waste your time complaining about people complaining about stuff on a Bhutanese image board like a triggered Trumplet.

20 year old here btw. Enjoy aging rapidly from here on out, grandpa.

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>>80193344

Sorry if I spoiled a scene from a 20 year old horror movie for anyone. I guess I don't know how spoiler tags work. If you were going to watch it already, it's still worth watching, not that I'm saying that it's worth watching. I saw it with my dad when I was a kid after we ran out of Critter movies.

I'm 31 btw, for the other convo going on

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>>80193366

>>80193463
20 to 25 happens in no time

enjoy it while it lasts cuckold

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>>80193445
They're fridge tier, bro. Webm related: a normal female body.

>>80193531
jej stay mad, gramps.

>>80193463
>get called out for being a whiny faggot
>w-why r u whining about me whining? stop bullying me

kek'd

>>80193541
Most women are fridge shaped. Cartoons have been lying to you.

>>80193549
>can't even drink

drink a glass of milk and take your flinstone gummies so you can grow up to be big and strong Billy

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>>80192804
>I was 18 in 1993

>>80192681
>>80192714
>>80192724
>>80192733


Is this girl ranking or American Pie movie ranking?

>>80193558
I never complained, I just got here.

>waaaahhhh don't pick on alt-righters!!!!

This is what you sound like btw

>>80193584
No way.

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>>80193579
>19 is the drinking age in my country
>he's an aging Amerifat

>>80192646

>watch this video in 2017
>remember when it was jocks and nerds
>realise that nowadays jason biggs' character would be a genderamorphus omnisexual and stifler would be an autistic MAGAing trump acolyte
>miss when it was just about being cool or being a loser
>put on beavis and butthead
>drift into an apathetic gen x daze

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>>80193574
not really

>someone mentions trump or hillary
>rest of the thread is two sides flinging shit at each other
just give it a rest already

>>80192646
>all these womanlets and breastlets next to shannon

>>80192804

34 .. 2 kids.

>>80192646
>alyson in all red
fucking commie slut!

>>80193584
33
get off my fucking lawn

>>80193592
Doesn't matter. It's correct either way.

>>80193646
who dat

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>>80193769
Ivana Baquero (actress from Pan's Labyrinth)

>>80192681
If we go by todays standards, it's 1 > 3 > 4 > 2

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>>80193816
she grew up to be fucking delicious

>>80193404
>90s """""""""""""""""""""""humor"""""""""""""""""""""""

>>80193404
Which one is supposed to be Olivia Hussey's character?

go back to playing bingo at the nursing home play area grandpas

>>80192844
oh my

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>>80192804
I turn 30 this month. Never came to 4chins until I was 28.

Honestly can't believe how many young people waste their time on this site. When I was young, dumb, and full of cum this is the last place I would want to be

>>80192804
23, fuck you fight me please don't fight me I just slipped a disc yesterday and can't even sit down.

Im probably gonna get called a faggot or something but I don't memepost because it's such a normie thing to do now, and I always loved 4chan because of how counter-culture it was. Posting memes and casual/ironic/excessive racism is for Facebook and group chats now. I'm here for the topics on the boards, and sad anecdotes from losers

>>80193541

the only one a bit fridge-y was Tara.

>>80194093
The great thing about aging and getting old is that literally no one can escape it. It'll happen to you too, son.

>>80194310
you can if you kys

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>>80192804
>28 year old grill
>wasted 10 years of my life here

>>80193584
27. I think 4chan isn't as young as people assume. The sites been around for 13 years now a lot of people have grown up with it

>characters get into car and drive off
>unidentified ska-rock starts playing

>>80194025
>2006
>90s

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>>80194361
L O N D O R
O
N
D
O
R

>>80192971
gay

>>80194361

post feet

>>80194847

and ass.

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>tfw the 90s were 18 years ago

>stiflers mom walks in

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZLfasMPOU4

>>80192804
24 here

Would you let her with those popcorn buttery lips, /tv/?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92K1ugstifo

>>80192646
I'd make lick each other's anuses for at least 7 hours

>>80195804
She's always been fucking repulsive.

>>80195855
T h i c c
h
i
c
c

>>80195804

Yes, god yes I love Jennifer Coolidge

>>80193277
my thoughts exactly

he probably listened to trance and matrix was his all time favourite movie

>>80192646
Alyson Hannigan > Shannon Elizabeth > Tara Reid (then) > Mena Suvari > Tara Reid (now)

>>80193335
it is, thats how she got it all in her mouth

>would probably be cgi today

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>>80192971

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>>80193366
>you'r all fucking losers of the highest magnitude

Everyone should post their favorite nude scenes from this series

>>80193192
I'm 25. I'm amazed how most people in this thread are 30+

>>80192681

3 > 4 > 2 > 1

>no love for mena suvari
I guess I'm the only one that came of age with american beauty

>>80196346
I'm sure there are kids here thinking the same about your grown 25 year old ass.

>>80193463
Believe it or not, you age at the same rate as the rest of us.

>>80196549
This. I was 23 when I first arrived here and I remember a guy talking about being a 28 year old loser, and I thought that was bad. I'm nearly 29 now. Kill me.

>>80194361
im a 23 yr old virgin please let cum inside you

>>80192752
WITH PASSIONATE LOVE

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>>80192971

>I rate intelligence

>>80192646
damn Mena Suvari had the hottest and tightest flat body known to man.

>>80192646
>>Teenage
>They're all over 20, most nearing 30

>>80197732
>Of course
>American Beauty

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>>80193624
Wow so its a whole year since you were allowed to leave the kids table whoop whoop

>>80192804
32. Seems your perceptions are off. That or the children are afraid to admit their age.

>>80193302
> waiter claims to be an actor
> more news at ten

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I want to die

>>80192804
25 here, fuck my 30s are right around the corner. I need to get more shit done.

>>80192804
22

>>80192646
HER NAME IS MOELL SHE RINGS MY BELL

>anything past 2
>good
no way

>>80198359
Moell?

what was your shameless american pie fap?

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>>80192646
>four fridges
no thanks

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>Generation Kill
>Teenage Dirtbag starts playing

>>80192646
Mena Suvari >>>>> power gap >>>>> the rest are peasants

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>>80192646
>Makes No Difference by Sum 41 starts playing
Maximum comfy

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>>80192971

>>80192827
Yes.

>>80193517
I literally don't remember seeing this scene. Was this always in the movie?

>>80196862
Remember:

You're here forever.

>>80197791
Welcome to virtually every single teen/slasher movie ever made.

>>80192976

WHAT THE FUCK

>>80192971
>intelligence
You have to be careful as fuck with this one. You don't want mouth breathing stupid, but you definitely don't want her to be too smart either.

Every woman is argumentative at their core, and it comes out in spades if they have enough intelligence to formulate solid arguments and give them too much self-confidence. You need her to be smart enough to understand what you're saying, but not so smart that she can dispute it.

>>80192681
>American wedding
>not at the top

>>80192804
22

>>80194142
>young, dumb, and full of cum
I like it when porn didn't pretend to have "stories;" just excuses to fuck.

>>80192681
4>1=3>2

>>80192971

I feel like I made this exact same bait post like 3 years ago

Did you copy paste it?

>>80192646
There was a really funny interview with Jason Biggs awhile ago where he talks about how this movie basically ruined his life. He says anytime he walks into a store and makes eye contact with a person he can tell instantly that they recognize him as the guy who fucked a pie.

Apparently this has caused his a good deal of mental distress, oh well!

>>80194361

Wanna hook up? 28 male. Same location.

>>80195235
This killed me as a kid.

>>80192804
27

I'm sorry the song you were thinking of is Flagpole Sitta.

That's Flagpole Sitta by Harvey Danger, good luck next time.

>>80193186
I'm 20 and you're wrong

>>80193335
>>80196078
luckily for me my cock is also made of foam

>>80192804
I'm a 51 year old world famous actor

>>80197954
can't put my finger on it, but something about the way this photograph is framed is so perfect

>>80193816
amazing figure. would blast.

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>>80199778
>see Jason Biggs at Home Depot
>"HEY PIE FUCKER"
>hfw

>>80199892
But that's actually a decent song

>>80193816
>tattoo

Dropped

>>80192804
25

>>80192804
>Turning 26 this summer
>Spent 12 years in this hellhole
You truly are stuck here forever, it's a god damn curse.

>>80192804

28.

>>80192681
3 > 1 >>> 4 >>>>>> 2

Wedding is fucking perfection fight me

>>80193060

/pol/ is retarded as hell.

Last gift from them was years back as a source of free lecture materials and links to Peterson's lectures. Now, now its just a very sad place.

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>>80192804
23

Fun fact: 9/11 was my first day of school

>>80200528

>first day of school at age 8

So tell me, how retarded are you?

>>80193060
>>80200512
I don't feel bad for them. They have brought their own killer into their home when they publicly advertised the board on reddit. Now it's flooded with edgy teenagers.

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>>80200608
7 actually
>how retarded are you?
Where do you think you are?

>>80200692
Fuck, I wanna be a flying space squid now.

>>80192804

29 here


I don't browse this site as much as I used to thank god.

>>80193180
This

Alison has been my waifu for 21 years. She isn't that hot but she is cute as fuck. I would put my penis in her vagina.

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>>80201428
>21 years
Suddenly I don't feel so good.

>>80193137
>There hasn't been a serious thread on this board for like 5 years.
there used to be, but memers usally ruin them

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>>80192804

25

Been posting since the Summer of 09

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Alyso>all

what a trash song

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>>80200619

True. Pic related.


Any opinions on 4th one, one in the band camp?

>>80192804
22 and been on 4chan since 2007, started regularly posting in 2011

>>80201920
Listen to Iron Maiden maybe

>>80198417
>ywn be that pair of glasses

>>80192804
I'm 31, brownsing chans since 2008, browsing /tv/ since 2012.

>>80192804
18. Cousin showed me this site when I was 10. I've been trapped ever since

>>80202046
It's my favorite band

>>80192804
29. I've truly come to hate this place. It just helps to pas the time at work.

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>>80192646

fug me

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>>80192804 >>80192854 >>80192855 >>80192933 >>80193003 >>80193016 >>80193060 >>80193074 >>80193127 >>80193192 >>80193348 >>80193584 >>80193693 >>80194142 >>80194227 >>80194361 >>80195108 >>80198036 >>80198340 >>80198350 >>80199605 >>80199885 >>80200021 >>80200232 >>80200295 >>80200373 >>80200528 >>80201342 >>80201716 >>80202029 >>80202205 >>80202206 >>80202238

>>80192646
4 > everyone else

>>80192646
I know people make fun of the thicc meme but I can't believe people thought skeletons like the ones on the right and left were attractive back in the 90's

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>>80202263
I know.

>>80202285
I enjoy some thick, but I would have then, and still would now.

>>80202285
But spooky sex is best sex

>>80202330
Are you a member of the negroid race?

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>>80192804
26....Anon since 2008.

>>80202446
No sir. When I say thick I do mean hourglass or curved figure. I am certainly not trying to serve of a whaling ship to have an opportunity to man the harpoons however.

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31 here. 2005 was a long time ago. I'mma go kill myself now.

>>80202511
Patrician. That's what I take thick to mean as well but too much porn has warped my mind and now I find actual hambeasts attractive if their fat is centered in their buttocks and thighs

Don't make the same mistakes I did

>>80192804
21

>>80201941

Le troll pic

>>80192646
Mena was best girl

>>80192681
>2

Master Race. That lesbian scene still gets me hard.

Daily reminder that Band Camp is the last good one.

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>>80198377

Is it me or doe 4 look extremely tight in OP? I just want to penetrate her vagina with my penis if you know what I mean

>>80203009
She's 17 in that shot.

>>80203264
I find that hard to believe, she was 20 when the movie was released

>>80202206

>there are kids out there who literaly grew up with 4chan

I don't want to think about this.

>>80199257
>>80193019
Cosmetic surgery gone wrong

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>>80192646
"tara reid 2017" <- don't google this

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>>80204267
JUST

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>>80192804
>29

>>80193646
>produces a heavily retouched photo as evidence

>>80204304
That's fucking sad dude

>>80199778

that's kind of hilarious

>>80204304
Man, even her toes are fucked up

>>80204304
holy hell

>>80204304
Kids_don't_do_drugs.png

>>80204365
Not as sad as the guy who will fap to that.

>>80199778
There are far worse things to be know for. He also got paid for making an ass of himself, at least.

>>80192804
28, been here since 2006

>>80204424

Its not drugs its bad plastic surgery.

>>80197517
THE NEIGHBORS COMPLAIN ABOUT THE NOISES ABOVE

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>>80192646
>sexualizes teenagers
>dad gets mad at me for being attracted to teenagers

this is proof im GETTING THAT GASH

>>80204490
Bit of both I bet.

>>80200042
It's pretty much a photograph of every scene of typical night life in any UK city around 3am.

>>80194468
>unidentified

BULLSHIT! It was always Reel Big Fish, Goldfinger or The Bosstones. Every fucking time.

>>80204304

what's wrong with her eye?

CONGRATULATION, JISM

Tara Reid's voice and women with that voice are my fetish to this day.

>>80204569
further proofs

>>80192804
I'm 25 and I don't feel so bad about it anymore.

>>80192804
22

Been here since 08.

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>>80204304

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>>80204304
She used to be so hot...

Tara was hot for like 5 years out of her life. It's kind of sad.
Don't drink excessively or abuse drugs, kids.

I'm 42. I'm married. Come at me.

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>>80192804
>about to put 29
>realize I turned 30 a week ago

>>80204441
I was going to say that's highly unlikely for anyone to fap to this but then I remember were I am and you're right.

Also 33 and I'm here since Chin-chan whenever that was a long time ago

>>80205134
How does it feel deep down your soul to know that you're arguing film, politics, porn, with literal 12-year-old autists on a (probably) daily basis.

Because it makes me want to drink bleach, and I'm half your age.

>>80205211
>How does it feel deep down your soul to know that you're arguing film, politics, porn, with literal 12-year-old autists on a (probably) daily basis.
Funny thing to say, considering virtually everyone who has posted in this thread so far is apparently quite a bit older than you.

>>80205211
Because it's not really 12 year olds or at least not exclusively. There's plenty of really fucking dumb adults in this world.

>>80205211
Honestly, I don't "argue" any of those things. I am fully aware of what this place is about and what it's for. Doesn't bother me one bit. I actually have a rewarding life that I enjoy, and I can post here for fun.
It's really pretty silly to let this place actually bother you.

>>80205379
This is the actual scary part. To think that the people who just screeching "REDDIT!" and "TRIGGERED!" endlessly are actually adults.

>>80202263

Amen.

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>>80192804
32. Turning 33 this summer.

>>80193646
>>80193816
Okay, that is not okay. Those pics make me feel a lot of things that shouldn't all be happening at once

>>80204672
She's dead inside.

>>80204304
This and Lindsey Lohan was considered 2 of the hottest women on the planet at one point.

>>80192646
Tbh if you haven't had at least one extended, minimum 5 orgasm, jerking session to Shannon Elizabeths tits in this movie you are a gay.

>279 replis
>no pics of Mena's thick, meaty ass

This WHOLE FORUM needs to be gassed

>>80192681
4 > 3 > 2 > 1

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>>80207031

>>80205211

No anon, you have it backwards, a bunch of 30 year olds are filling the minds of tomorrow with a bunch of bullshit.

No amount of parenting can save them. Just like a joss whedon show.

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>>80193646
>>80193816
Spanish and Italian girls are the curviest Europeans, no doubt.

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>>80207122
Dat ass be tite, boi.

Man gen X just seemed so...simple

Nerds and jocks, nobody was super autistic about politics all the time, on both sides of the tumblr/right wing spectrum

people werent super PC or super anti PC either for that matter

everything seems so divisive now

>>80207444
Honestly, Millennial Gen was the same way until we got to college. Don't want to presume the social culture changed exclusively because of us, but around the time we left high school is when things began amping up to where they are now.

>>80192681
absoulutely right

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>>80192804

28

I'm surprised to see how old everyone on /tv/ is.

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>>80207444
>>80207544

>>80207544
i left highschool in 2007/8 and i had literally never heard of any kind of social justice, transgenderism(outside of jokes and drag queens) and there was basically no 'whites and men are evil' shit at all

Similarly (and probably consequently) there wasn't all this right wing stuff going around either

about the wierdest kids were emo's which i was a part of, which at the time had absolutely 0 social justice leaning and was just a nerd group for sad kids. Emo nowadays (talking actual emo like midwestern not 00's core) is super, super SJW infested though

>>80207638
>Emo nowadays (talking actual emo like midwestern not 00's core) is super, super SJW infested though
That always seemed weird to me. It's about being sad not your fucking politics.

>>80207602
>me age 25: shitposting from home computer while high
>me age 32: shitposting from work computer while bored

some things never change©

>>80197954

was going to say that looks like newcastle but they have coats on

>>80207686
seriously though, i guess it's because actual emo has its roots in midwestern america, which is generally speaking incredibly white and incredibly liberal, and as we know, white liberals drive this stuff

i'm not /pol/ tier and i'm not hyper leftist either so it's just super off putting having bands like dowsing, EE, Foxing, etc saying stuff about SJW on twitter all the time

TWIABP legit tweeted that straight white males should stop listening to their music and following them. a fucking EMO band, telling straight white males to stop listening to them - it blows my mind lol

i guess sad centrists/conservatives just get fukt

>>80207797
nigga i live in the midwest and its mostly conservative out here. emo bands think they're special and have too much white guilt which is why they're into sjw shit. same reason why upper class white kids are into it. also what twiabp said said is really fucking ironic considering they're all white males except for 1 i think.

>>80204304

Fuck me i'm going straight edge

>>80192681
1=2>4(reunion, not that direct to DVD clusterfuck)>3

>>80197273
You mean you wouldn't mind cumming inside an older woman?

>>80207638
>about the wierdest kids were emo's which i was a part of, which at the time had absolutely 0 social justice leaning
Emo was part of the spectrum though, breh.
Goth>Emo>Hipster
Most of the kids I knew who were Goth/Emo when I graduated in 2005 didn't give a shit about politics outside of cracking jokes at Bush's expense, but it didn't go beyond the anti-establishment they sought to convey as part of being Goth/Emo. The thing is, the bulk of those people have gone on over time to delve into varying degrees of hipsterism with strong anti-GOP pro-SJW sentiments that aren't necessarily militantly anti-white hetero male as much as arguing on behalf of minorities. As I said though, where we are didn't happen overnight. It has escalated just from where we were a decade ago. All I'm suggesting is that the first steps on the path that led to where we are began a decade or so ago...at least IMO.

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>>80207882
>not liking older women

>>80192804
I am 46 today, senpai

>>80207865
>tfw you don't live in the midwest and get to see all your favourite bands live

reeee fuck england

But yeah the politics and being affluent and white seem to go hand in hand. But anyway back to the point of the thread - when i was in school, all this political shit just wasn't a factor.

i hate to do the typical thing but i had black friends and asian (UK version) friends and it just wasn't something that i really thought about, until it was made an issue. Nerd groups just took in anyone really, seriously anyone.

That's why i hate it when i see articles and shit being written about how 'nerd' spaces are the dominion of white men and dont let anyone else play.

like, they have always been the most accessible groups for people who dont fit into being popular, apart from women because they're inherently not nerdy and never bother to take an interest in what the groups are formed around

>>80197954
And I've got many years to enjoy liquor while not having to worry about cirrhosis due to having a fresh youthful liver. Enjoy your beer gut and thinning hair, gramps.

>>80204304

please go away skeltel

>>80207893
Yeah that's what i'm taking issue with though

I hate how those groups became more and more political

i just wanted to be sad and listen to sad music with sad people. I didn't give a fuck if they were whatever race, background whatever.

Then i start getting told that because i'm white and straight i'm opressing the very same people who i used to be friends with and shared that sub-culture with and that i suck for it. And that apparently the sub-culture that i was a part of is exclusionary (it wasn't, there were a few black/asian sadboys too, my emo band had 2 non whites)

Also god forbid a genre is white dominant. Idk it just went from this simple thing, this simple idea to really politicised and i hate it which is the point of my original post

i feel like EVERYTHING is politicised so much now

>>80207957
>>80208084
>complaining about straight white males in a country that's mostly straight white males
I will never understand this

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>>80192646
D R O P P E D
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>>80192646
THEN
1>2>3>4

NOW
4>3>1>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>2

>>80197954

Manchester is a beautiful place. I fucking love this city.

>>80192646
blink 182 starts playing

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>ywn coin a porn fetish term (MILF)

was this hollywood's one redeeming factor?

>>80209140
It's alright, I don't mind eating off the floor.

>>80204304
FUCK

>>80192804
>>80207927
I just turned 44 today. Happy birthday.