scariest movie of all time

>>80192253
Idiocracy.

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ghosts and god aren't real though

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>>80192318
>.jpg

>>80192253
The beautiful people the beautiful people
Dadada
The beautiful people the beautiful people
Dadada
The beautiful people the beautiful people
The beautiful people the beautiful people

Hey you, whaddaya see?
Something beautiful or something free?
Hey you, are you trying to be mean?
You live with apes man, it's hard to be clean!

Well I wouldn't call it "scary" but it was an okay video.
I preferred the one where marilyn Manson was hanging out with that giant nigga from big fish.

>>80192253

I thought the nun was pretty creepy. I hadn't been freaked out by a traditional horror monster in a very long time. Movie was decent

what movie is this?

>>80193000
conjuring 2

>>80192253
Conjuring 1 was leagues better, 2 was fun more than ever scary

>>80192318
2spook. it's obviously real, you can't fake a picture

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>>80192253

>>80192318
>ghosts aren't real
>post picture proving ghosts are real

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>>80193553

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>>80192253
>having nighmare about ghost-nun
>decide to paint creepy ghost
>hang painting on wall
>gee it becomes alive

>>80192253
is that marilyn manson?

>>80193553
and the oscar goes to ...

>>80193343
Obviously, it had a house full of cute cunnies.

>>80192253
Problem Child 2

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>>80192253
>watch The Conjuring expecting to be spooked
>it's lame as fuck
>watch Sinister expecting it to be lame as fuck
>it was, but the found film segments were surprisingly spooky and kind of stuck with me

>>80193785
>when the lawnmower ran over the family
I expected it 10 seconds before it happened but I still jumped

>>80193785
The Conjuring 1 and 2 are great you are just a faggot.

And Sinister would have been better if it was about a serial killer and not paranomal stuff.

>>80193785
Wut?
There's nothing scary about Sinister, at all.

>>80193785
Agreed that the Conjuring was garbo. It's just a bunch of random shit happening for no reason, but they get away with it because of le "true story" meme.

>>80193828
>the music during the scene with the family being burned alive in the car

Good stuff.

>>80192318
my uncle is from bay shore (right near amityville). he used to go drinking with the dude that claimed the house was haunted. dude admitted later he made the whole thing up.

>>80193785
>the found film segments were surprisingly spooky
>>80193828
>>80193838
>>80193888
the creepy music really made it work

>>80192253
This was garbage though, predictable as fuck and had really no scary scenes, the first one was better and even that one wasn't that scary.

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>>80193838
The movie itself wasn't scary, but the 8mm movies were unsettling.

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>>80192253
Post Patrick Wilsonkino

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>>80193998
>mfw I just discovered he was the guy in Phantom Of the Opera the other day

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>>80193687
No but it is the diner hobo from Mulholland Dr.

>>80193998
This guy has like 600 million.

>>80193785
Sinister was shite, conjuring was goat.

>>80194080
> scary

>>80194096
Conjuring was cliche and silly.

>>80194116
Yes.
And I mean it's the same actress.

late night
nothing to do
decide to watch the strangers (living room, all lights are off)
i live alone
it's 3am in the morning and watching movie
every little sound freaks me the fuck out
i end up turning on all the lights and opening all the closets, bathroom door and checking the windows to make sure they're closed

movie finishes and i can't sleep
i look under the beds too

>>80193785
Switch The Conjuring with It Follows and literally the same thing.

Alcoholic Ethan Hawk and 8mm film bits were just what I expected and they worked perfectly.

>>80194143
It didnt do anything new, but it did everything better done than before and with a great sense of fun. Was both scary and entertaining.

>>80192943
it was that intro music

>>80194147
Shit scene, bad film. Lynch is the most overrated man in any creative industry.

>>80194187
> having this poor taste
Oh anon...

>>80194189
>Was scary

It wasn't.

>>80193938
explain the ghost kid then dumbass

>>80194231
Ive seen just about every horror film going, one of the few that got horror right. Alongside kairo, blair witch, it follows and a few scifis if they were to count.

>>80194251
....

>>80193998
>>80194084
This guy seems like he'd be the nicest dude irl

>>80194274
Also jeepers creepers unironically was scary but id never expect anyone to actually agree there.

>>80194221
Only scary part of It Follows was the giant guy coming up behind the chick, that's all.

>>80194251
Ghost boy from photograph here, ask me anything but every question will take 10 years off your lifespan.

>>80194329
I think you're just using jumpscares as scary, but thats just being startled. Horror is about atmosphere and eeriness. Whatever suits you is fine but my list of top horrors is never going to be jumpscare heavy.

>>80194221
Just fucking no. It sucked, scary parts barely existed. The metaphors were impossibly heavy handed and even then they can barely follow through with them.

It went out of the way to explain the rules about the creature in very expressive detail, and then didn't follow through with them, the only consistent one being it can't be killed.

It fucking sucked. Scariest part is I can never get that time back.

>>80194349
What age will i live to?

>>80194384
36

>>80194367
Nigga what? It Follows was so inconsistent with both atmosphere and eeriness.

>>80194367
I dunno, might be because my friends and I used to pretend we were on the run from invisible monsters when we were kids that I didn't find the movie unsettling or tense at all. It just felt like one long extreme version of that.

Also, the characters were all annoying and hard to care about.

>>80194371
> thinks sinister was good
I literally have no interest in your stupid opinion on anything else, im sorry.

>>80194403
Not at all, unless we count the dumb ending - but that doesnt do enough damage to the film for it not to be a classic

>>80194406
You don't even have reading comprehension or are trying too hard.

Kill yourself.

>>80194406
> thinks sinister was good

But anon didn't say that, they said they liked the 8mm bits. It's pretty widely agreed that those were well done.

>>80194274
Was Under the Shadow good?

>>80194386
Was that before or after the 10 year removal

>>80194406
But you replied so many times, so you do have interest.

>>80194453
26

>>80194450
Why would i watch muslim shit its scary enough having to live with them

>>80193938
does your uncle also works at Nintendo?

>>80194467
So im already dead?

>>80194450
Yes, it's a good film. Of course /tv/ will meme about it without ever watching it, but if you have an interest in horror and aren't a mindless bigot then you should enjoy an interesting take on the genre.

>>80194490
I will see you soon.

>>80194498
Off to reddit you pop

>>80194349
Did you like the Amityville movies?

>>80194538
No, but im chucking you an extra 10 years to watch some movies and get gold taste

>>80192318
>pic
>face blindness strikes again

>>80194538
Not really, they made me seem like a real creep.

>>80194498
If muslims want to make a good horror movie they should just give gopros to random white girls.

>>80192253
The Conjuring 2 was an infinitely lesser film than the first. The nun was a damn joke.

>>80194538
No not hugely, 15 years off

>>80194554
Thanks ghost bro, what films do you recommend?

>>80194583
I'm sure a lot of them have probably witnessed greater atrocities and horrors with their own eyes than you could ever imagine.

>>80194607
Dawn of the Dead, Zac Snyder version

>>80194617
White girls? Yeah, in my city alone several thousand were raped, although lately the beatings have mainly been on a few muslim girls who tried to leave.

>>80194498
I thought it was average at best, nothing new under the sun and the setting was completely underused. Just another ghost movie with little to no imagination.

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>>80194583
That's actually depressing.

>>80194617
Always sad when you have to poor acid on your daughter's face because she wanted to not be muslim :(

>>80194080
I was just about to bring that up. Mulholland Drive is a shitty flick as a whole, but the Diner scene is GOAT. It's not "scary" as much as it replicates a quality of what having a nightmare is like which makes it fascinating to me.

>>80194317
I think jeepers creepers js amazing and also scary

>>80194317
>>80194672
Jeepers Creepers is dumb and bad.

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>>80194554
>>80194570
>>80194600
Wait, how many ghost boys are here right now?

the grifter

>>80193343
One seemed more serious, and had stronger atmosphere. I was dredging night-time scenes, because every night was intense as fuck

2 was okay but le spoopy nun wasn't really scary, it seemed like a lot of its scare seemed to be based on the design. The shadow / picture scene was good though

>>80194708
Enough 2 spook

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the cringe was pretty spooky I guess

>>80194837

Especially when nothing like that ever happened. Apparently the Warren's just wanted to make a quick buck but the family didn't agree to it and they never saw the Warren's again.

Then you see this scene in the movie. It makes it even more cringey than it already was.

>>80192253
>>80192318
ghost stories aren't scary because even though you die the mere fact that there is a ghost proves that there is life after death

>>80192318
That's someone who was working with the Warrens. He's even said it's him

if we were ghosts do you think we'd hang out and watch ghost movies together?

>>80195081
We'd watch down to earth character studies like Manchester by the Sea.

>>80194080
straight outta mordor

The haunting of .. tv show is great. At first I didn't believe in ghosts now I'm not sure, the rowdy roddy piper episode is thrilling all the more 'cause he's dead now

>>80195081
We'd only be able to watch whatever the family whose house we're haunting would watch.

So if you're stuck with a family of plebs, you're fucked.

>>80195081

Ghosts are constantly emo and angsty about being dead

>>80192253
Nearly every famous horror movie made during the past 10 years has had the same, predictable plot. I watched 30 minutes of The Conjuring and turned it off, because it was more of the same.

>>80192253
Why is Manson dressed like a nun?

>>80193375
>you can't fake a picture

Heard of Photoshop?

>>80195352
but why tho
You can do ***LITERALLY*** anything you want as a ghost, why waste time spooking people

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The movie that's scared me the most would be the 4th kind. It's a shit movie, i know. But still, alliums scare the fuck out of me.

>>80195425
That's would i would do if i was a ghost. Just spend my time fucking with people.

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>>80195541
i'd rape you

>>80195576
kek

>>80195576
10/10

>>80195398
That's the joke.

>>80194187

Except It Follows is garbage compared to The Conjuring

>>80193998
Every Patrick Wilson movie is Patrick Wilsonkino

>>80192502
Are you under the impression OP's pic is from a Marilyn Manson music video?

>>80197469
That's the joke.

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>>80192253

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>>80192318
I lived in a haunted house once so I can say for certain that they're real.

>>80193938
Yeah, my Dad actually knows the family that moved there after, and they said there was never any problems with the house.

>>80192253
1984
The Blair Witch Project (1999)
Eyes Wide Shut

not terrifying but creepy tier:
The Shining

>>80195576
Welcome to 4chan bitch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkB2cqOTKDc

It's stupid but I have to physically look away when this scene comes on

>>80197716
T. Retard

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>>80194080
>legolas
>get the axe

>>80192253
>scariest movie of all time
Super Mario Brothers movie

>>80193553
kek

>>80194888
What if the method ghosts use to kill you invalidates or corrupts your afterlife?
It might eat your soul or something.

>>80193785
Conjuring>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>dogshit>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Sinister

>>80194888
And that the main activity on said after life, apparently is to troll people to death

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>>80195352
Not japanese ones. They are pure wrath.

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>>80197847
What makes you post something so flippant, anon-kun? I moved into a house my last year in college and it was fucking haunted by 2 spooks that would come out at night to mess with people.

Would you rather me post something that validates your own assumptions despite my actual lived experiences?

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>>80197925
>As a Jap I have been repressing my emotions my entire life
>Now I get to be ANGRY

>>80197977
Tell us how would they mess with people

>>80194349
whats the capital of england
who was your mother
who's the current US president
who's the current prime minister of britain
who's the current king of england
can you just kill me now
what's the largest non oceanic body of water in the world
can you hurry it up

why the fuck is the conjuring so popular? normie bait?

>>80193828
>creepy set up for a scene
>ruined by completely nonsensical LOUD NOISE

>>80194349
Is it still considered a question if I don't put a question mark at the end.

>>80194708
I dont know but you just wasted at least 30 years of your life according to my calculations

>>80198124
That was a given.

>>80197977
How about some proof?

>>80193785
I do love those found footage segments. Rest of the movie is mediocre at best, but it's worth watching just for the home movies.

The Grifter

>>80198337
fuck you

>>80198264
the white gooey stuff in your butt after you wake up tomorrow is ectoplasm

>enjoy first VHS
>watch VHS 2
>entire movie sucks

Everytime

>>80198337
negro that maymay failed before it was even thought up

>>80197977
>2 spooks that would come out at night to mess with people

so you lived in a black neighborhood for a year?

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>>80198020
Well, it took a little while for it to start up, since when I moved in nothing happened for a couple months, but then weird stuff would start to happen, like you would walk into the kitchen and all the cupboards would be open, or doors that you shut at night would be open when you woke up, like there was a door in my room that went into the basement, and some nights I would wake up to it wipe open despite me never touching it.

As it progressed things would become more intense, like I would wake up some nights, freezing, and hear a knock in the hallway leading to my room, as it slowly got closer and closer to my door until it stopped when it was right outside, or you would sometimes hear whispers when you were alone.

The biggest one was one night when I brought a girl I was seeing back to the house with me. Now, bear in mind the house was on the side of a mountain surrounded by woods, so there's no neighbors or any way to get there really. It was dark in the middle of winter so there was a few inches of snow on the ground, and nobody else was home. We pulled in, and things felt kinda weird, but I ignored it since I wanted to bang, and we started up, but right when I finished, like the SECOND I did, there was a scream down the hall from the other bedrooms, and what sounded like a little girl being chased by a man both came screaming through the hall, into the living room right next to my room, and into the kitchen and out the door, then, the doorknob of my bedroom door popped, and unlatched, and the door slowly swung open all the way, which it does not do if you leave it ajar.

Other shit happened, but that was the most significant. When I was packing up to move out at the end of the year, the man got really close to my ear and whispered "goodbye", to me. Only it wasn't really a whisper, it was like it was half being said to you and half in your head, I dunno how else to describe it.

>>80195398
Heard of sarcasm?

>>80198378
>maymay

>>80198423
Better ghosts than spooks

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>>80193553

>>80194080
why was he in the movie

>>80193837
>>80194096

>The Conjuring

Didn't seen the second one, but the first one is as boring, and forgettable as can be. It took zero risk, had some horrible acting, and some terrible cast choices (Ron Livingston?).

>>80195576
That's sad, kek

>>80193553
Someone shop in CIA

>>80198363

>implying that safe haven sucks

"No!"

>>80198427
Back to x fag

>>80202167
Thanks for the bump

>>80197977
Is that the Moon from Majora's Mask?

Does you guys like insidious? I remember really liking 2 and 3.

>>80202999
I liked 1, but heard 2 was shit so I never watched it. I didn't even know there was a 3.

>>80202999
1 was ok, rest weren't really interesting

>>80202593
Not an argument btfo

>>80198427
do you honestly expect anyone to believe your lies?
>>>/x/

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>>80197977
>first year in college living in a quad
>no money to go home for fall break
>almost everyone goes home in my residence except for a couple of guys upstairs
>literally not talk to anyone for a week and a half besides occasional skype sex with gf
>be awake at around 4 am for first night
>hear frequent scratches on door
>periodic door knob rattling as if someone was forcing to go in my room
>silhouettes at corners of the hall whenever I go and take a shower
>hear constant thudding noises a couple of rooms near mine and finding out that no one was there the whole
>have family guy on blast every time I sleep just to forget about all the noises and creepy shit

knowing that my residence hall was once used to house soldiers during WWII before deployment made it even worse. ghosts are fucking real

>>80203563
None of it is a lie or even an exaggeration.

>>80203623
zzz

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>>80192253
Pet Sematary

I wouldn't mind horror movies to be more focused on just unsettling imagery and situations with no real context or backstory at this point. It'd be leagues better than the dreck they pull up regularly.

>>80201220
>>80203456
GHOST?

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>>80193938
>>80197742
Most people claim they made the thing up because they couldn't afford the house they were living in. By the time they moved they were pretty far behind on the payments. A ghost story is just more interesting than being a deadbeat.

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>>80198427
bretty gud spook anon
also anyone like the insidious movies?
they spooked me pretty good
or do I just have bad taste?

>>80203694
pet sematary aged like shit

>>80203694
It was shit and Stephen King is a fucking moron.

>>80203825
>>80203843
Hogwash

>>80203819
Pretty good overall I'd say. I feel like Sinister had better highs than Insidious, but the movie overall wound up being pretty lame since it falls off the cliff halfway through, while Insidious keeps it's pace and doesn't really go full retard.

>>80203623
Sure.

train to busan is probably the only qualifably scary movie i've seen the past 10 years

>>80193998
>room full of crosses
>crosses suddenly invert upside down becoming more holy Crosses of St. Peter
>somehow implies evil

>>80203900
Hogwarts

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>>80203907
>>80202999
>>80203023
>>80203168
just noticed people already posted about insidious, oops
yeah i liked all three of em, they had some good spooks, the lipstick demon motherfucker scared me half to death
also liked that part in the first one where that kid is just standing in the laundry room and the wife doesn't even notice and then he's dancing to the record player
also the scene in pic related made me shit me pants

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>>80203618
>Living in a haunted house
>Goasts never bother me too much but it's still spooky as fuck when they do
>Find a new place later and move most of my stuff out
>Leave a few things behind to pick up
>Drive back out to the town to grab the rest
>Wind up spending time with my friend who lives there
>We waste too much time hanging out and now it's dark out
>Drive up together so we can get it finished
>Leave him in my room to pack a box so I can grab the kitchen stuff
>Go back
>His eyes are wide open and he's white as a sheet
>Tells me he heard someone walking around and talking downstairs
>Play it off and tell him he was imagining it
>We both start to pack fast as fuck and nope outta there in 10 minutes

Just fuck off to Hell already you dead faggots

>>80204121
>live in my house for years
>place was built by my great-grandpa
>nobody ever died in it
>land is in the middle of fucking nowhere
>all family members kind of fucked off leaving me to live here alone, parents retired to go live off in Florida while I inherited the house
>dead of the night, hear some kind of muffled murmuring sound outside my door
>sounded like when you can hear the shape of speech when someone is talking but can't actually hear the words well enough to make out even syllables, like if someone was delivering a speech two rooms away
>grab handgun, room has a switch for the hallway light which I turn on before opening the door
>for a split second see two eyes at head level right in front of my door, like totally disembodied eyes that disappear after an instant once I see them
>fucking scream and fire a few rounds into the hallway
>sell the place and move out within the week

Whatever the fuck this shit is I don't think it's ghosts. I've always enjoyed spooking the shit out of myself but never encountered that kind of crap before. I know what I saw and the image of it is still burned into my mind, after six years I'm still really on edge from it.

>>80204121
this shit happened to my cousin recently
>cousin's over from Cali
>pretty excited, haven't seen him in a while
>spends a couple days with us and with his immediate family and then us again
>tells me his old room always freaked him out
>he says that he couldn't sleep in there and felt constant dread and anxiety spending time in his old room
>tell him it's probly nothing
>whole family over at his house including me
>we're screwin around and drinking in the living room
>suddenly we both get a weird feeling and stop talking
>youngest cousin walks out of his room (was watching TV in there)
>he goes up to my cousin and asks him who the weird people hanging from the ceiling are
he spent the rest of his vacation at our house

Insidious was breddy spooky. Especially that black and white scene with spooky people from 50s.

>>80203778
>Sir what are you behind on your payments

>uhhhhh GHOSTS. THAT'S RIGHT. GHOSTS. THE PLACE IS FUCKING HAUNTED. I'M NOT PAYING ANOTHER DIME. BURN THIS MOTHER DOWN. I MEAN IT.


>sir Ghosts aren't real


>FUCK YOU YES THEY ARE. THAT HOUSE IS HAUNTED BY SOME FUCKING PLAINS NIGGERS AND I NEED TO GTFO


>Sir you wife and kids say that you tried to murder them

>FIRSTLY, SHE'S A FUCKING BITCH AND THEY'RE NOT MY KIDS. THEY'RE STEP, AND IT'S NOT MY FAULT THAT I FANTASIZE ABOUT SLITTING THEIR THROATS AND RAPING THEIR MOTHER ON THEIR CORPSES! INDIANS!

Now that's a movie I would have watched.

>>80204348
There's probably wandering ghosts and shit too. Like my current house is 100% not haunted, but I had an episode a few years ago where something was in here for a night. I was seriously fucked by it since I've been here a long time and nothing ever happened, so I went out to fill up a water bottle with holy water and got a bunch of shit to put around the house to keep things out.

Fuck ghosts

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Spookiest shit i've ever seen and i've seen a gorillion other horror movies

>>80192253
>movies
>scary
pick one

>be vacationing with friends at place innawoods
>small two room cabins that are only used for sleeping
>each house is split in two so they have two rooms right next to each other
>second day
>friend complains that whoever was sleeping in the room next to hers was loud as fuck during the night
>no one is sleeping in that room
>try to open it
>think it's locked since it don't open
>try using key
>hear the door locking itself
>wtf
>unlock it
>it's stuck
>go round back to see if window is open
>house is on a slope with 20 feet or so from ground to window
>window is closed with drapes shut close
noped the fuck out of there soon after

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>>80204479
topkek he must be played by Danny Glover

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>>80193553

>>80204554
was that the one where it's revealed they're ghosts?

>>80204542
I dunno. I'm definitely a lot more open-minded after the event, I wasn't tired because I worked graveyard at the time and was sitting up reading since it was the weekend. Wide awake, wasn't spooking myself out or anything beforehand, it was an otherwise relaxing day until that shit.
Scared the fuck out of me bad enough that I deliberately seek out house-mates, I refuse to ever live alone again.

>>80204356
Imagine being a little kid and seeing ghosts just fucking around the house like it's no big deal.

>>80204348
Could it have been an owl or some other animal?

>>80204649
imagine being a little kid and seeing ghosts fuck each other in your bed like it ain't nobody's business

>>80204633
Yes.

wouldn't it be funny if there was a ghost hiding underneath your chair and is waiting for you to look down so she can spook you

>>80204706
In the middle of my brightly lit hallway?

>>80204744
>he doesnt sit naked
pshhh

Ghost story thread?

>12 years old or so
>have bunk beds with brother
>i'm a natural night owl, always stay up late even back then
>around 3 or 4am
>playing sonic
>brother gets up from bed
>goes into bathroom
>comes out and asks why there's a old man in the room
>HAIR ON NECK STAND UP
>he starts crying
>I try to pick him up but he's a fat little 9 year old and I'm 12
>push him outta the room and dad comes in
>brother tells dad the was an old man in a blue uniform
>lived in massachusetts at the time
>union soldier probably wandered into our room

only one other encounter with ghosties

>>80204810
makes it just that much easier to enter ya bum

>>80204710
>ywn be fucked by a ghost

>>80193938
the dude admitted it without being drunk years later. They still crank out stories and scripts though

>>80204853
>you will never rape a ghost

Under the Shadow is the scariest film of all time

>>80204831
>only one other encounter with ghosties
Do share

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>>80204831
Not sure if ghost story or what.
>around 12 yrs old or so
>sitting at pc
>white silhouette of a person appears for a split second at the edge of my peripheral vision on my right, facing towards me
>insntant cold sweat and freak the fuck out

This happened few times, 4 or 5 of times it was a person and the one time it was a dog or some animal that kinda looks like a dog.

>>80204940
rape it. everything fears rape, even ghosts

>>80192253
>conjuring 2
>scary
lmao

>>80204915

Okay

>staying at friends house
>15 or so at the time
>his parents go out leaving us alone most of the night
>he lives in a rural area on a small farm but it's not a farm anymore
>we're in his backyard area shooting his bb gun
>it's late around midnight
>we notice there's a light on in his parents room, not on before
>we go check it out
>doors locked
>not a real lock, just stick a butterknife in and turn it
>he goes in to turn the light off
>door slams shut when I wasn't paying attention
>somehow locked again
>he starts freaking out
>pick the lock again with the knife
>he runs out of the house as i follow
>we run to backyard where he had a little play house for his sister
>we cower in there for an hour
>eventuually get the nerve to come out
>we go back in and the room is locked and the light is on again
>we wait for his parents to come home
>they think we're messing around

weird shit used to happen to him he used to say, but seeing it with my own eyes is weird as fuck

I had one sorta unexplained thing like this once. Not sure if it was a ghost, but either I got cucked by a ghost, or my girlfriend had some sexy ass dreams.
>be asleep with gf one night
>get roused awake by gf next to me writhing a bit, and having deep breaths
>figure she's probably flicking the bean, need to be up early
>go back to sleep
>next day she greets me with a kiss and asks me what got into me that I just went down on her in the middle of the night
Spooped.

Another time I was lying in bed not doing shit at like 2AM, when I hear two really loud successive knocks on my window. Kinda freak the fuck out, pull back the blind, no one there.

>>80205051
Did he say anything about what he experienced in the room?

>>80205253
the fucking ghost raped her!

>>80203843
No he's not you cuuuuunt.

>>80205253
mhhhhhhhhhmmmmmm
nootka

>>80205343
mhmm. I have a use for you

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>>80192253
scariest movie of all time is reality
bit ly / 2mHi1GD

>>80204831
My mom believes I was able to see ghosts when I was really young

>I'm about 3 years old
>Sleeping in my moms room
>Only me and my mom in there
>Mom wakes up
>Sees me standing at the edge of the bed looking into the corner of the room
>"Anon? What are you looking at?"
"The man standing in the corner"

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>>80192253

This isn't even the best adaptation about the Enfield Hauntings. The one with Timothy Spall was better.

That aside, the whole thing was an embarassing fake. Voice throwing kids and taking photos whilst they were bouncing on the bed.

Here's the 'evidence'. 2 spooky!!!

>>80206038
i did a similar thing when i was a kid except i was in my own room and my dad had come in to check on me and saw me sitting up straight, i just looked at him and said that there was a man hiding behind the door
there was no man behind the door and i don't remember any of it

>>80206201
what did they say happen?

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>>80206036
>Nutty Putty Cave

>>80206036
DELET THIS

>>80197887
This is what easily scared plebs actually believe.

>>80195576
i love this place

>>80203819
The fuck, why is Patrick Wilson in every early '10s horror movie?

>>80207710
Why wouldn't he be?

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>>80195513
This. Signs freaked me out too

>>80204654
realistically scary indeed

>>80194160
If the doors are open they can move through without being heard.
>watch more

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Pic related is the only good horror film of the 2000's

>>80204121
Tell us what the ghost did to you

>>80208438
Probably stole his money.

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>>80204542
that's what happened to me too, We brought my grandfather's cremations into our house after he died and a bunch of shit started happening. He had this wheeled foot stool that we took and put in the living room, but it was so old the wheel couldn't moved and they were crusty as shit

One night im shitposting as usual, on this computer im posting on, and not 5 feet away from me the thing fucking books it from the middle of the room and into to the far wall. At first i though the cats ran into it, but then they come running to me from the other room and both look spooked as shit with their fur puffed out. I told my mom and she didn't believe me and thought i was trying to prank her.

She woke my up in the middle of my sleep that night, saying that she was in the kitchen doing the dishes and when she was walking back to her room the foot stool slammed fucking HARD into the wall next to her.

The night after i was sitting in her room with her watching TV and the fucking thing grabs her purse (which was seated firmly on the nightstand) and pulls it by the strap and throws it to the floor, and it was not a cat, we literally watched as an invisible force fucked with it for a minute before pulling it down.

I fucking had enough after that so i got the holy water and blessed every single fucking space in the house "father, son, and holy spirit" sort of blessing while tossing a shit ton of holy water on everything.

Whatever it was fucked off pretty quick after that and i haven't experienced anything after that.

Fucking ghost immigrants, you have to go back.

>>80192318
ahora si que QUE FEO

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>You might make the mistake of reading this thread before you go to bed

>>80210222
why didn't you film any of this, you could've proved ghosts are real

>>80206036
>he died in there and they had to leave him there

>>80194349
>>80194384
>>80194538
kek

>>80193938
probably because the ghosts found out and threatened him to make him keep quiet

>>80198427
>Well,
Stopped reading there.

>>80193553
Jej

>>80211083
Kek

>>80211125
*freezeframe*

Well, this is me

>>80210814

a Mixture of general apathy and poor timing.

It didn't really spook us cause my mother delt with hauntings in our house when i was a baby and had a priest bless the house and it all stopped. I guess because i've been used to spooky shit since a child and have watched horror movies and shit since i was 6 and didn't get freaked out i didn't care enough.

That, and we threw away the footstool after the first night so we weren't expecting it to act up again, the purse was just something that happened for like 30 seconds while we were watching stranger things.

>>80194204
>

>>80207710
James wan had his hand in both the insidious and conjuring movies, I assume he just likes the actor

>>80197830
just re-watched inland empire last night. Catching interesting stuff after seeing it a few times.

Loved the scene towards the end of the movie, after the whole screwdriver stabbing, where Nikki walks in the empty theater. With the projections changing to different angles of the space and then the blue hallway in the back. This movie has such a great atmosphere.

Couldn't find it posted on youtube, I might go ahead and screencap what I'm referring to.

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>>80197830
>>80212355

>>80210931
Actually he was still alive when they abandoned him. There was just no hope of being able to bring him out alive so they just sorta left him and sealed the entrance.

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>>80212498

>>80192253
Movies are in general not scary, because the low framerate is constantly reminding you that they are not real. They can only be philosophically scary and I have only seen two such movies:
Donnie Darko: Free will is an illusion.
It Follows: You're going to die and there's nothing you can do about it.

>>80193998
Lakeview Terrace is an underrated great film.

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>>80194204

>>80212609
You're 100% on the It Follows part, but the thing to take away from it is that you shouldn't waste your life being scared of it. That's why Paul and Jay are walking down the street hand in hand at the end; not looking back to see if they're being followed.

>>80212510
Did they not even mercy kill him

>>80206036
Cavers are nothing but thrill seeking morons. This guy kinda deserved this.

>>80197905
>And that the main activity on said after life,

if ur tying to sound smart its not working

>>80198427
you are schizophrenic, take your medication or go see a doctor before your delusions end up hurting someone.

>>80197977
Where's that from?

>>80194888
Nice trips.

It's still pretty scary to think about. For instance, Insidious' afterlife involves you perhaps reliving the trauma of your life, of your death, wandering around unable to feel the sun on your face, or the simple joys, for eternity. There's a line in one of the movies that was pretty poignant considering Rose Byrne's character from the first film was a depressed housewife:

>You are a miserable, ungrateful bitch. You have no idea how much you've wasted your life being afraid of the dead, because pretty soon, you're going to be one of them. Then, when I take you to my home in the dark, you'll realize how happy you should've been for your brief, little moment in the sun.

>>80213181
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0ZW534Ho-8

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>>80192318
>Implying God isn't a literal Idea of Evil and ghosts demons, etc. aren't the manifestation of mankind's fears and a reason for it's suffering
>implying the supernaturals existence isn't just a fucked up case of 'clap your hands if you believe'

Liked the sequel to sinister a bit but the insane family stuff kinda threw me off

>>80203618

Just sounds like someone was trying to break into your room to steal shit because the thought you were at home like everyone else.

>>80195541
Is it just me or would anyone else just be a computer ghost the rest of your afterlife?

Imagine all the shit you could do without a body to numb you down all the time

>>80197887
Conjuring has far better consistency and quality, but nothing in it was new or spooky. Sinister itself was shit, but the 8mm movies in it were unnerving and gave me the willies.

>>80213971
>shitposting in the afterlife

Sounds like hell

>>80214015
Sinister was great up until the point where the ghost kids appear, then it goes to total shit and never gets better.

>>80195398
>Heard of Photoshop?
lel so dense

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>>80193553

Martyrs scared me so bad I had to sleep with the lights on the night I watched it. I think it was because the tortured skinny women reminded me of Zelda from pet cematary.

>>80215111
Martyrs was just depressing

>>80195513
The Fourth kind left me in chills. It never showed too much, it showed just enough, and it was entirely spooky.

>>80195513
The 4th kind gave me a MILF fetish.

damn son

>>80195327

ghosts can't change dvds?

>>80195513
not Fire in the Sky?

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>>80210261
You have to go back

>>80197716
is that a foreskin that thing is wearing?

>>80198378
but apparently it's so scary that some people who've watched it have actually died while doing so. Are you ignoring that evidence?

>>80192253
She was way creepier as a bum

I'd say the scariest movie I've ever seen is either Madman (1982), The Brain (1988), or House by the Cemetery (1981)

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Are we posting scary stories now?
>About 8 years old
>Big sister was left in charge while parents were away
>I invited friends to spend the night, sister didn't care
>We are looking for movies and come across The Thing
>That sounds cool lets watch it
>Get to the part where Bennings was screaming in the snow
>Nope nope nope
>All my friends leave in the middle of the night
>Sister was taking a bath
>I decide to sprint after my friends because I don't wanna be alone
>Can't find them
>Start freaking out and go to the park in the middle of neighborhood in my pajamas
>Some kid was there, keep in mind it was like 10 PM
>Don't say anything to him, just hangout for a minute
>The gazebo lights were motion tracking and I got tired of having to get up over and over so I go home
>Never saw that kid again
>Didn't see any grown ups around watching him
>Restarted The Thing with my sister and decided it was kino

that's not Lake Mungo

cerebral horror best horror

>>80207816
he's agreeable, not too stylish, and perfect fir the plebs on this board

Fuck everyone, I came here to find some good spooky movies that I've never seen before, and instead I get your goddamn bullshit ghost stories.

>>80203907
>while Insidious keeps it's pace and doesn't really go full retard.
uhhh did you watch the last half of the movie dude

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>>80218526
I don't care what anyone says, these guys were great in the first insidious.

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>>80193553
Das it mane

>>80195576
>your first time will never be with a ghost

feelsbadman

>>80204104
what was it about this scene that has everyone going "woahh i almost shit my pants!!!"?

>>80217826
Of course not, didn't you see The Conjuring 2? That little brat kept changing the old man ghost's channel. The humans you're haunting would probably do the same thing.

>>80192253
the possession of Michael King was pretty good

>>80203434
fag

>>80204356
because little kids never are scared by ghosts. This memeeeeee

>>80208218
just for the last scene?

>>80218282
no Videodrome?

>>80218282
>le taste

Horror movie threads are the comfiest threads.

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I just watched House of the Devil a few days ago and it was by far the scariest movie I've ever seen.

>>80193553
explain please?

>>80193553
HOLY SHIT KEK

>>80194664
Jesus, you're right.

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>>80221441
Reference to this.

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>>80193553

>>80204554
That reveal of the ghost in the room with all the covered furniture was major spoopy.

>>80210536
jokes on you i've already gone to bed

>>80221405
kys

>>80192253
Gone Girl
no lie