Computer, run program /tv/ on Holodeck 4

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>>80191597
>Lieutenant, what is that sound?
>Sir, it is emanating from Holodeck 4.

>>80191597
Can the holodeck change your appearance?

Computer, superimpose a fingernail on my right index finger. Increase it's strength by factor of 1000. Disengage safety protocols.

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...Bane?

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>>80191597
>>80191701
Computer, modify the Captain's program Thenextpenetration.hld and enlarge the secondary sexual features of the Borg by 5. Disengage safety protocols.

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>>80191597
>>80191701
>>80191869
Computer, increase the number of Borg taking part by 1100%. Sync their thrusts to the known crystalline frequency of dilithium, and boost amplitude exponentially every five seconds.

>>80191968
THE SHIELDS ARE LOSING POWER CAPTAIN! WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING ON THE HOLODECK?

>>80191725
I don't believe so. There are holodeck episodes where they actually cosplay before heading inside. I would assume it's some redundant safety protocol that it can't alter any living being inside, only their surroundings.

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>>80191597
>>80191701
>>80191869
>>80191968
>Captain, the ship is experiencing some sort of harmonic stress! We can't access the main engine controls. Somebody's sabotaged the wiring.
>Mr. La Forge, do what you must! Security to Holodeck 4. I want whatever is happening in there to cease immediately.

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>>80192059
>lol nevermind captain I'm just black and gay

>>80191597
>Computer, generate a universe where I'm not a 27 year old kissless virgin
>Unable to comply with your request ... virgin

>>80191774
CIA when the plane fell

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>>80191597
>>80191701
>>80191869
>>80191968
>>80192059
>Sir, Lt. Barclay has enveloped himself in some sort of Borg... orgy! We are unable to access the Holodeck, as the Borg keep spilling out of the door.
>Noted, Mr. Worf! See if we can shut down the power to the Holodeck so this tiresome charade will end.
>That's a negative, Captain. Barclay has ordered the main Computer to create an alternative engine to power it. We can't access it from here.
>*in chorus* You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.


>Riker to Bridge. I'll be in Holodeck 4, getting to the "center" of the problem. ;)

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>>80191597
>>80191701
>>80191869
>>80191968
>>80192059
>>80192166
>Sir, the dilithium crystals are becoming unstable! According to my estimations, we have about 5 minutes before critical failure.
>Additional security teams to Holodeck 4! I want that program ende-!

Top meme lads, taking this straight to Instagram and Facebook ta

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>Captains log supplemental.. Our own Chief Security Officer, Lt. Yar has been abducted by an alien race that appears to have similar appearances to that of negroes. They seem to be under the illusion that they was kangs and queens 'n' shiet. Number One and i are under the impression that the reasoning behind Lt. Yar's abduction, is for this feral alien race to use her as a breeding vessel for interalien racemixing

>>80192207
>>80192207

>Hull breach detected Captain. Recommend targeting that area with a full spread of photon torpedoes. Maximum yield.

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>Captain, it is customary that your entire crew gangbangs me simultaneously... it would be rude not to

>>80192266
>when the entirety of your character revolves around rape gangs

wew no wonder she left

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>>80191725
>Computer, change spectral frequency

I'd watch these eps

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>>80192284

>>80192266
>Captains log supplemental
I hate that shit. You can't say what fucking time it is, Picard?

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>and then I replaced all of Tasha Yar's programs with Gang Rape Simulator 2365.