What's your favorite Simpsons joke?

>>80191476
Woody Allen impression

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UoPdKmmAjAA

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>>80191498
>You know, I like his films except for that nervous fella who's always in 'em

Suck him Bart, faster babe.

>>80191498
>likes to sleep with little girls

It's Hannibal and Cosby all over again.

>>80191552
OPS!

>>80191476
sneed's feed and seed (formerly chuck's)

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>>80191661
top kek holy shit I forgot about that one.

>>80191476
(Formerly Chuck's)

>>80191661
Just take your (You) and get out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzNg23H2hsM

>>80191722
What season ? I haven't watch past 10 and that one was tough to go through.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89hkmQKx9p4

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>>80191476
BUENAS NOCHES MEIN FUHRER

>I just think they're neat

>and then we'd get the chair

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kthOJJT93IY

>>80191476
SPEEDWAY SQUAD!
IN COLOR!

>>80192070
Smithers burping out cigarettes butts always cracks me up for some reason.

>blurst of times

"Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but someday..."

Later that day we set sail for america.

>>80192126
>Sliced bread having been invented the previous winter

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That episode when they BTFO Drumpf

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5aCWB1zAbic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLSy8Tl2bjs

>>80192184
>>80192240
we get it you know

>>80191476
>that elephant ate my entire platoon

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>>80191476
Send in............the Clowns

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i still dont quite get it but im sure its still a great joke

>>80192240
The actress for Marge has really lost her voice

The one when Homer does something stupid, stops doing it, then starts doing it again and so on for 5 minutes.

Is this about my cube?

>>80192240
various random people i know can do a better trump impression than this

>>80192314
(you) really need to keep posting this. It gets funnier every time.

NOW LET'S BURN RUBBBER BABEH

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>>80192069

>>80191682
kill yourself

>Never, Marge. Never. I can't live the button-down life like you. I want it all: the terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles. Sure, I might offend a few of the bluenoses with my cocky stride and musky odors - oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called "City Fathers" who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about "What's to be done with this Homer Simpson?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_DtkbHfTcM

>>80191476
When Flanders raped Lisa

>bought all 15 seasons of Simpsons years ago
>only opened S1
>didn't bother any further

S1 is fucking awful. I'm going to try again one day. Then I'll give in and buy all the others. Watch them and cry.

>>80192240
I wouldn't even say it's the shadow of it's former glory. Holy shit simpsons, you have fallen.

>>80194035
Season 1 is kino

>>80194035
I think most people skip s1 because it's not super joke filled yet. It's not as funny, but it still has some good simpsons moments. I think they get their dog in s1. Plus the crazy babysitter episode

>>80191476
>I'm a rageaholic, I just can't live without rageahol!

>>80191476
Sneed's Cuck and Feed

>>80192240
Bart and Lisa sound a lot deeper as time goes on

>>80191476
Sex cauldron?! I thought they closed that place down!

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>>80192069
the way he says it is what gets me

>I know, this lesbian bar doesn't have a fire exit! Enjoy your death trap, ladies.

>>80191652
Only woman can give to woman such pleasure.

subsist on a thin stew

you know the rest

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>we're here! we're queer! we don't want anymore bears!

>>80191476

Nothing gets me quite like the inflection Homer uses when he yells "SHUT UP!"

>>80193869

He looks just like you, poindexter!

OOOHH ALLEY BALLS

Can't find the exact quote

>Aye, this bar is where I was born, conceived and educated.

>>80195219

They got their dog in the berry first episode.

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>oh, there's mother now

>>80195933
>That sailor suit doesn't fit anymore!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBI2S-c8EgU

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I don't have your money here! It's in Bill's house a-a-and Fred's house!

>>80193869
>>80195749
"You got friends, you got the dud! *angrily to Milhouse* Stand up for yourself, poindexter!"

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Billy, remember that old plymouth we just couldn't fix?
>We're going to sell him to Mr. Nikapopolos?
You are a dull boy, Billy

-sticking together is what good waffles do

-why would the Ambassador do such a thing?

-my geode must be acknowledged

-I needed those. I really did.

-She was right to do it.


Old school (lol) Skinner has loads.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxc7S2EyMGk

>>80197223

Hey you, let's fight

>>80197307

Them's fightin' words

Smithers standing in Nick Riviera's waiting room

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>>80191476
>could superman beat the flash?
>i don't know

but one that might be my favorite if I undestood it

>yes
pic related

>>80195749
>>80197132
>poindexter!
what does that mean?

>>80197374

I guarentee you if you had simply put

>yes

I would have hazarded a guess at this. I swear I laugh about that randomly out and about when it just pops into my head

>>80197412
>a boringly studious and socially inept person.

me and a buddy still bust out the "aww joey joe jo" bit, i don't know why it still cracks me up.

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>it's like al capone doing the charleston on the empire state building
fucking quality family guy humor. better than making fun of them, they channeled them.

>>80191661
I don't get it.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUgWcDR3BNo

where are the argies "una vela" shitposters? you disappoint me /tv/

>>80192240
That's not bad actually

>that face
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFM5o-5G-Yw

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Gee, Joe, you haven't been the same since your son went crazy in Vietnam.
It's a pain that never ends.

>>80195737
>"Hello, Bill Clinton? I figured if anyone knew where to get some Tang, it'd be you....SHUT UP!"

>I got the red stripes you wanted sir, but I couldn't get any hearts, clovers, or moons.
>Fine, I'll use it. But I'm not paying for it.

https://youtu.be/tbd4t-ua-WQ

What episode should I watch lads?

>>80198193
Homer Bad Man

>>80191476
I WORK HARD FOR THE MONEY

>>80198216
So it shall be.

>>80198193

Homer at the bat

>>80198193
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/To_Surveil_with_Love

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCs-OkicOWw
This scene is so dense.

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Smithers and Burns suction-cupped to the Simpson's kitchen ceiling.

>Mmmm... 64 slices of American cheese.
Homer sits and begins eating, night passes into dawn. Marge enters.
>Homer, have you been up all night eating cheese?
>I think I'm blind.
Smithers and Burns fall from the ceiling.
>Good day to you.

WHAT! That's an odd name. I'd 'of called them chazwazzers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UwcQeaWG13E

>>80198298
your suggestion is bad and you should feel bad

>>80198447
>smoking on television

It was a simpler time.

>>80198588
please don't tell me patty and selma don't smoke anymore!? i stopped watching long time ago, i wouldn't know

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>>80192240
this is actually pretty funny

anything that makes drumpf and /pol/ look bad is good in my books

>>80198765
>anything that makes drumpf and /pol/ look bad is good in my books
So Trump is good in your books?

>Steamed hams

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDUIGvpDolw

The whole smothering Bart joke.
The way Homer is acting cracks me up.

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>>80198193
The Springfield Connection

>>80192240
This is a lot better if you view it as a satire of political attack ads

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>>80198919
Al Jean isn't that clever

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>>80192240
Incredibly subtle joke and people still think Neo-Simpsons can't produce quality content.

>>80198856
i like how bart is strangled for retarded shit but lisa is never punished for anything ever

>>80191476

"Homer and Marge have financial problems" episode.
When they live a giant house, two cars and expensive Mapple gadgets.

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>>80191476

Dramatization: May not have happened.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqDP8SnPVA0

>>80192240
The "that's how I became a democrat" line was sort of not garbage though. The worst thing about it is really how lifeless it is.

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>>80191476

It's because I kicked you, isn't it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEMMShaYcNA

>>80199100
>Mapple
get the fuck out

>>80191498
>and like to sleep with little girls
HMMM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-f9M1_XaMo

This continues to be one of the sharpest jokes on TV

>>80192314
Just came here for this t b h

>>80199277
This one is very underrated

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>>80199277

They did so many of these kinds of jokes. They were always my favorite. Pretty sure they were john swartzwelder stories too.

2 more examples:

1. In Lost our Lisa, Homer needs to use a cherry picker to get up higher to see Lisa in a crowd. He buys a ton of balloons and says, "I hope this works." We think he's going to try and float with the balloons since he's that dumb of a guy. But then he turns to the guy in the cherry picker and says, "These are for you if you let me use your cherry picker!"

2. In Sunday, Cruddy Sunday Homer and Ned and a bunch of other people are trying to sneak into the superbowl. They see a rolling rack of band uniforms that they could wear to disguise themselves as part of the marching band. Homer says, "I've got an idea!" He then takes the cart and slams it into the two guards guarding one of the back door entrances to the stadium.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXZWWJAtwsI

Homer, can YOU be that annoying?

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>>80192314

I love this joke as much as everyone else but I'm also aware it's just an obligatory meme post that needs to be in every Simpsons thread. Honestly, "Blood, Bath and Beyond" is a funnier sign in The Cartridge Family episode.

>>80197544
chucks fuck n suck

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>>80191476

Homer's big cigar.

Ernest Goes Somewhere Cheap.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTOri5ytDFA

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>>80197415

>>80192184
man what happened to this show

>GOOD LORD WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE
>aurora borealis

>>80199625
>station logo
>cropped video

Wow, terrible. 0/10

>>80192184
How will he ever recover?

>>80199277

This is the first time I've seen this scene in English, the Spanish dubbed version ruins this whole joke. In there Bart basically says.

>"Wait a second! It's a lemon! And there's another lemon!"

My whole life I thought the yellow rock was actually a lemon.

>>80196435
>I don't know
Slays me every time

>>80192184
I think this gave me cancer.

>>80199514
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxc7S2EyMGk

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDOkE66_Q4o

One of the greatest examples of animators, writers and voice actors working together to make something funny.

>that Dan performance
>that uncomfortable silence
>that shot of the classroom during the joke

>>80199901
just imagine all the other jokes you probably didn't get because the dubbing people gave no shit. sad!

>>80200230
It's a fucking nightmare being a foreign Simpsons fan. I'm British and some of the episodes here have been butchered senseless by the censors. I only know some of the jokes because of threads like this here.

>>80192069
>Dad never really laughs at funny scenes in general.
>Breaks down laughing at this scene.
>8 year old me asks him repeatedly what pornography is.

>>80200369
Do they have censor-approved dialogue edited over lines, because I've seen a lot of cases of simply terrible dubbing, it's not restricted to any specific time frame.
And was there an episode were Homer became a weed addict?

I've seen images, but never seen the episode.

I like this scene

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4DUWXLt7xE

>>80200465
Sometimes they overdub with another bit of dialogue from the show, but most of the time they just cut the offending bit out and it jumps to the next bit after it. They even do it on trivial bits. One I can think of off the top of my head is the one where Bart gets held back and Lisa put forward into the same class. Earlier in that episode when he watches the news show but without advert breaks and the anchor say "God, I'm so fat" and starts vomiting into a bucket, it cuts before the bucket bit. Oddly enough they showed it later though when he hallucinates the TV characters in the classroom. It's jsut things like that though and it really disrupts the flow.

>>80199967
University would be alot better if there was more homers

>>80200465
>episode were Homer became a weed addict
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weekend_at_Burnsie%27s

>Hey, that's a half truth

Are we supposed to believe this is some kind of, hah, magic xylophone?

>>80196243
Aurora Borealis? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localised entirely within your kitchen?

>>80200762
Can I see it?

>>80200790
no

>>80192240
>the worse the show gets the more liberal and partisan it gets

It's like poetry, it rhymes

>>80199202
For some reason the part of this that always gets me is the clock skipping back and forth.

I think he's talking to you.

That elephant ate my entire platoon

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>>80199514

Also this.

Special present? I don't wanna wait. I want it now! I want the children to see

>>80195160

Your contrarian meme is shit.

>>80198193
22 Short Flims of Springfield

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>>80198765
imagine being this cucked

>>80201143
This man is my exact double. That dog has a puffy tail!

>Any sign of the burglar yet?
>He'll show
>How's that?
>It's his job
>How's that?
>He's a burglar

>>80201262
>You never were the same after your son went in crazy in 'nam...
>It's a pain that never ends.
>DUUUN DA-DUN DUN

>Bort

>Alright, here's your last question. What was the cause of the civil war?
>Well actually there were numerous causes. Aside from the obvious schism between abolitionists and anti-abolitionists, economic factors both domestic and international played a significa-
>Hey! Hey! Just say slavery.
>Slavery it is, sir

>>80196435
oh my god

>It was the best of times, it was the BLURST OF TIMES?

gamblor

>>80199966
came here to post this

>The year was 1968. We were on recon in a steaming Mekong delta. An overheated private removed his flack jacket, revealing a T-shirt with an ironed-on sporting the MAD slogan "Up with Mini-skirts!". Well, we all had a good laugh, even though I didn't quite understand it. But our momentary lapse of concentration allowed "Charlie" to get the drop on us. I spent the next three years in a POW camp, forced to subsist on a thin stew made of fish, vegetables, prawns, coconut milk, and four kinds of rice. I came close to madness trying to find it here in the States, but they just can't get the spices right!

>>80201783
>This single throwaway monologue is funnier than the last 18 seasons of The Simpsons

Would it kill them to put in some effort, who's even writing the fucking episodes these days?

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>>80192240
>Marge's voice
it's like hearing your dogs barks when he's older

>>80197374
Rosebud is absolute top tier.

>>80201518
We'll, it's true

>>80201919
Apu was right. Just saying slavery is an oversimplification of the facts.

>>80201985
But the simple fact is that the civil war was about slavery

Mundane Marge stuff is always the best

One of the most enjoyable episodes of zombie simpsons for me was the one with the subplot about Marge and Lisa trying out new doorbells. I just thought it was neat.

>Technology has probably advanced where there are text to speech programs of all The Simpsons cast
>The comedy and plots are so shit a computer algorithm could write it

We will never see the end

>>80198277
This. Shave those sideburns!

>>80202056
Seamless, huh?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U58IdBjMeS4

>>80202036
It was more complicated than that. The north just kept pushing that side of things, so Europe would stop selling the south weaponry, since they'd already abolished slavery.

>>80201842
i wouldn't be able to find it if i tried, but i read an interview where one of the current writers admitted to never having seen the simpsons when he grew up. so the people have no feeling what made the golden era great. hell, some of those people are even younger than me and fresh from college it seems. they have no more heart for writing for the simpsons than it would be for family guy

>>80202103

Nah, it was about the south wanting to own people.

>>80202040
Marge and Barts tandem bike is pure feels.

>>80199277
I don't get it

>>80197507
There's actually nothing wrong with this comedic device unless it is relied on exclusively.

Cut-aways can be kino.

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>>80193869

>>80197507
Season 4 has so many fucking cutaways

I've only seen new episodes for a few years... I forgot what simpsons jokes even looked like

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ik0BPKM9WQg

I mean... Thank you, come again

>>80197507
Family Guy is a sketch comedy show.

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>>80202606
WHAT WERE YOU THINKING

>>80191476
>No sir, even the slightless breeze...
>Indestructible

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>Please pick me, Mr. Burns
>It's Kurns, stupid!
>No it's not
>Disregard!

>>80202083
FLIM SPRINGFIELD is one of the best jokes to show what kind of a dump Springfield can be.

>>80197507
But this was years before Family Guy and The Simpsons stopped resorting to that humor after making a habit of it in seasons 3&4

>>80202142
this post legitimately made me mad

stop being ignorant and smug it's the worst

>>80195160
it isn't kino
Season 1 and 2 are good, but they aren't Kinosimpson

Season 3 to 8 is prime kinauxgraphie

>>80202414
i used to work at overnights and my coworker told me this was the greatest most brilliant simpsons joke

i didn't understand what he meant. now in this thread everyone is going on about it like it's genius. i feel lost and confused.

Is it just that the obvious clue is overlooked for a more obvious clue? That he receives a clue but doesn't acknowledge it even though it leads him to a clue he actually does acknowledge which is functionally the same as the first clue which despite being overlooked is ultimately what led him to the clue he needed?

I get it and it's funny but i've never found it amazing.

>>80202414
It subverts expectations. You hear 'yellow lemon shaped rock' and assume the rock is the lemon, but then it turns out it was a rock and that there was a lemon behind it all along

is this bait i taste?

>>80203137
Holy autism batman

>>80199277
audibly laughed at this

>>80202414
The rock is actually a dried up lemon

>>80198447
Holy shit.

>>80197560
the laughing fit is too much for me, jesus

>>80203194
>everyone is autistic
i'm just trying to understand a joke anon

it's not that funny and i hear everyone talking about it like it's brilliant. that comedic device of misdirection is used much better elsewhere and has been shown with several examples in this very thread.

trying to understand something isn't autistic. but a lack of sympathy is ;^)

>>80203829
>lack of sympathy
right

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How has this not been posted

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQGwrK_yDEg

>>80203874
>inability to show care for others
>a sign of autism
I'm just confused m8

it's not funny

continue being snide though it's choice

>>80203829
>>80203946
Guys , guys guyssss.. you're both autistic

>>80203946
:D:D

>>80203906
Pretty good

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>i knew we wouldn't win
>well why didn't you tell the rest of us, WHY DID YOU KEEP IT A SECRET

>if you were 17 we'd be rich
>but nooo, you had to be 10..

>>80204396
Anytime Dan shouts so loud you hear the mic spike is kekworthy

>COS WHEN YOU REACH YOUR HAND INTO A PILE OF GOO, THAT WAS BEST FRIENDS FACE YOU'LL KNOW WHAT TO DO FORGET IT MARGE, IT'S CHINATOWN

UP YOURS, CHILDREN

>>80204396
>I got so many tickets, I can't lose
>The first number is 17
>D'oh!
>You can still win some money if you have 5 out of 6
>And the second number is 3
>D'oh!

Seymour? You're fired!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UL9UWtrQUvQ

>>80200230
The Mexican dub for the first 12 seasons is pretty good IMO. They do mess up a few jokes but make up by enhancing others, like that time Bart threatens Mr burns with the ketchup/mustard guns
"If you don't give me 350 dollars you'll turn into a hotdog"

>>80204593
I'm sorry, did you just call me a liar?

My favorite thing in the simpsons is that everything catches fire at the slightest malfunction

>>80192314
obligatory

You're dammed if you do, and you're dammed if you don't

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>>80204774
Heh, never seen this before, funny

>>80204774
>homer_making_breakfast.png

>>80204854
Oh fuck I ment to post to >>80192314

>>80191476
>>80192070
>>80192098

Hey, then maybe I haven't become a hideous, drunken wreck. Oh...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vk-GOpwzR4Q

>>80199202
Mr. Simpson, your silence will only incriminate you further.

>Lt. Smash
>aha Lieutenant Smash
>thats right Lieutenant LT Smash

>>80197861
>Maybe she thought the war in Southeast Asia was so immoral her end justified the means.

GOAT

My dad and I roll on the floor over this one every time

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>Stupid babies need the MOST attention.

If you don't laugh there's something wrong with you.

https://youtu.be/oNMAnPvJSl8?t=78

>homer_welcomes_you_to_tumblr.webm

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>Listen Spielbergo, Schindler and I are like peas in a pod! We're both factory owners. We both made shells for the Nazis, but mine worked, damn it!

I could sit here and post Burns all day

>>80205157
Excellent.

>>80205157

>Why is that man in pink?
That's Homer Simpson, sir. He's one of your boobs from Sector 7-G.
>Simpson, eh? Well, judging by his outlandish attire, he's some sort of free-thinking anarchist.
I'll call security, sir.
>Excellent.

>>80192240
>the Clintons are yellow like the Simpsons
>Trump is white
Why did they do this?

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Look, question lady, this job is not what I really do, okay? I play keyboards

>Who is it?
>Goons
>Who?
>Hired goons

>>80201783
Did anybody ever want to try the meal he described?

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>>80201783

>>80205479
Vietnamese food is pretty good, so yeah I'd have liked to try it.

>>80193941
>tfw the Simpsons will never have writing remotely this good ever again.

>>80205157
Shells? I thought the German bombs were the ones that didn't work, not their shells.

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Sit perfectly still, only I may dance.

>>80205527
Indeed it is. I like pretty much most Asian food. The more 'extreme' shit I've yet to try, though. His meal just sounded nice. Especially the 'spices' bit. I always wonder what spices could have been included.

>>80205645
I used to have a local Viet Thai place nearby. The owners just barely spoke English, but the food was always great.

>>80205527
>>80205479
>implying they can ever get the spices right
why bother

>>80192240
tha hands im actually dying

>>80205848
That's what makes it sound so great. The mysterious mix of spices.

>>80205854
>laugh at small hands
>be a small person
checks out

>>80192240
That is the worst Trump impression I've ever heard

>>80205854
>actually dying
i really hope you are killing yourself right now

>>80205801
I had an amazing Chinese place nearby. Was good friends with the owner. But she was part of a sort of family buisness syndicate type thing and she got moved to another restaurant after like 20 years being there. The place went downhill despite having the same chef and menus. Think it closed down few years ago.

>>80198560

I'd like to know what a bondwizzard and millundagiladechuck are

>>80199966
was gonna post ths

>>80199625

>the cigar says knoxville worlds fair on it

Holy shit I never noticed

>>80197560
Is this loss?

>>80192184
Holy FUCK. How will we alt righters ever recover?

krusty voice acting
always
also chuck's sucks and fucks

>>80206530
fuck off