FOUR NAAN, JEREMY? FOUR?

>>80191179
This was indeed, the best episode

NO TURKEY?

Hah I was watching this episode last night

>>80192012
that was your job you fucking moron, you cretin, youre a fuckhead, thats what you are, a fucking shithead

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>no spinoff show about jeremy and superhans' shitfaced hijinks

>>80194071
>FLOSS IS BOSS

>>80191179
what was it with these guys and indian food? seemed like a running joke throughout the series

>>80194134
You mean the Paki shop?

>>80194071
>not a pedge spinoff

that would be the ultimate

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Is that...normal pooing, Mark?

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She doesn't want anymore of your drugs.

>>80194134
Indian food is a lot more popular with bongs than burgers, I don't think it was a joke or anything

>>80194489
And don't bongs call them Asians too?

"Either that or I'm an incredibly hard to detect pedo!"

Gotta be my favourite line

>>80194613
Yes, so they call all the other Asians east Asians

>>80194640
Oriental you mean

>>80194637
>pedo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYOHzAAwaW4

>>80194655
I've reported this post to Scotland Yard for racism

>>80194637
he just keeps it going, the absolute madman

Gotta have a wake cake!

onion Bhaji

>>80194675
>Eating from the bucket like a human horse

>>80193922
it was a christmas joke

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>There will never be another season of Mitchel And Webb Look
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQ3mdrQeTHE

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>>80191179
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdpEILM2LXQ

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>>80195700

It's not piss.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1fwqZkBHGs
>that is so gerard

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NO TURKEY?

>go to rewatch Peep Show for the fourth time the other week
>it's not on Netflix anymore
>putlocker is shut down again and don't feel like getting a honeypot to watch it on
>might finally have to buy the box set

>>80195812
It's literally on Youtube

>>80194457
While we're at it, there are systems for a reason in this world: economic stability, interest rates, growth. It's not all a conspiracy to keep you in little boxes, alright? It's only the miracle of consumer capitalism that means you're not lying in your own shit, dying at 43 with rotten teeth, and a little pill with a chicken on it is not going to change that. Now come on, fuck off.

>>80194489
Can confirm

>Conquer world
>Bring back food

Such is the British way

>Peep Show was taken off Netflix
Ruined my fucking day.

>>80194613
No - the English call them Indians. How would we distinguish between Indian and Chinese takeaways?

>>80194613
No, this was a meme the media made up so they didn't have to say "Muslim rape gangs"

>>80196490
them being muslim was besides the point senpai

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AND THEN I GO AND SEAL THE DEAL BY DOING SOMETHING WICKED LIKE THIS CARTOON

>>80198420
Yeah Nazi Love

LOVE IS FOR NAZIS

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>yfw you've been off work sick for the last two days and you've rewatched nearly episode of Peep Show

Good times

>>80196198

It's all on 4oD or whatever the fuck it's called now. All4 or something like that?

>>80196146
>Such is the British way
It's not like anyone wants to eat british "cuisine."

>>80194071
>No peep show extras showing super hans POV with his thoughts.

>>80198420
>ywn take a girl on a date and comfily watch Das Boot

>>80199267

"oh they're on a submarine!"

>whats a washing machine doing in a pub? Fuck me I need a drink!

>>80199708

What's a good name for a pub?

>>80194134
We eat indian food as much as amerisharts eat mexican food

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Who has the best quotes: Marks, Johnson or Superhans?

>>80200062

FREE
THE
PEDOS

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>>80198631
reeeeee

>>80200154
I think Mark's internal dialogue is the best

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crack

>>80200154
definitely mark but mostly because his delivery is so good

>>80194613
the media does but real people all call currey places "indians"
sometimes people refer to the paki rude boy types as aians but never the people who sell curry

>>80196703
or was it?

>>80191179
OI CLEANSHIRT

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UNDERCOOKED, DISGUSTING TURKEY

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>don't really fancy a chinky, you got a pizza menu?

>>80200335
it was a different time

We call people from asia Asians
This isn't hard to understand.

We used to distinguish east asians by calling them "Oriental" but you can't say that anymore because people react like you just said nigger

>>80200335
literally everyone says chinky. don't know why mark got offended.

>>80200389
He doesn't here though.
It's when Daryl starts talking about head measurements and slavery that he feels it's a bit iffy, but even then he wonders if it's all just 'Ali G'

>>80200335

Literally nothing wrong with saying chinky

>>80200389
Because he's a southerner

In my town in the north (98 % white) we still use terms like paki shop, coon tunes, jap's eye etc

>>80200302

PEDO
PEDO
PEDO

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>I'm making chicken tikka. Plus, I bought us loads of great stuff! Dune on DVD, Bakewell slices, gin, and Sara Lee.

>>80200725
I love the pause he does between 'and' and 'sara lee'

>>80194613
>do bongs call people from Asia 'Asians'

Well, yes, we do

>>80200667
Pedophobe

>>80200596
Where in the north are you?
Most 'northerners' I've interacted with online are actually southerners.

>>80194613
i call them fasians

asians are yellow and slant eyed

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>>80200186
motherfucking freddo bars

>>80194071
>there will never be a show about The Adventures of Sir Digby Chicken Caesar.

>>80200596
>jap's eye

I've only just noticed the racial origin of that. Been using that term practically my entire life and it's only just occured to me it means a Japanese person eye.

lel

>>80200888
THIRTY FUCKINGp

David Mitchell went to school in my town.

There is also a Japanese Rock Band named after it (the school).

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Just found out about this show, finished the first season. Feels like when I first found out about Chris Morris and wanted to watch everything he'd done.

>>80194835
NOBODY WILL EVER KNOW WHO HAS WON THE FOOTBALL

>>80195836
If he's a Bong, he can't watch it. Channel 4 blocks Bongs from watching their YouTube channel to make us sign up for their More 4 Account thing.

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>>80200952
it's a good thing i'm trying to lose weight and have given up chocolate for the most part, or I'd be livid

>>80200186
>>80200952
>>80200888
>Cadbury
>British

It's American.

>>80200998
ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Don't worry Mark, you're not a pedo.

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>>80201034
For cheap plain chocolate I switched to this

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>>80200952
>>80201034
Freddo is originally australian and cadburys is all made in Poland now

>>80201026
>be me
>be bed ridden due to poor health problems
>put on loads of weight over 5 years
>be 130kg
>go "fuck this shit"
>lose 35kg in 3 months or some shit
>"Neat"
>put it back on again
>lose it again
>now I've put it back on again

Chocolate makes me less depressed. So do crisps. Fucking hell lad. Gotta lose it all again.

>>80200998
Be prepared for a decline, though you still got a good few excellent seasons ahead of you.

>>80201107
Owned by the same yank mega-corporation as Cadburys

>>80201120
I know, but Cadubry is owned by Kraft, which is American (Well German American).

>>80201107
I basically eat nothing but Munchies now. Nestle do the best chocolate, but I love Milka. It's just too good and I'm a fat fuck.

>>80201151
But tastes better

People don't like the last season, and I don't blame them. It's good, but nowhere near as good as 1-5.
But the scene where Mark visits Jeremy in his "room", living in superhans' bathroom, is one of the funniest parts of the show for me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1c0Sq5MsqtQ

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>>80201107
>those milka bars with the white chocolate cow-patches

>>80201120
IT'S ALL CAUSE OF BREXIT LAD. EVERYTHING IS DUE TO BREXIT. BREXIT. BREXIT. EVERYTHING IS EXPENSIVE CAUSE OF BREXIT. ALL YOUR FAULT BREXITEERS!

>>80201170
They'll put that vomit-tasting chemical in it soon lad

>>80200848
Stratford-upon-Avon.

>>80201124
I used to be pretty big too, about 134kg or something. Just going for walks and then jogging when I feel up to it really helped. I'm still a fat cunt but I look more reasonable now.
Also, I don't know much about dieting, but if you aim for 2 fruit and 5 veg a day you tend not to eat so much meat and other shit (if that was your problem).

>>80201261
Are you having a fucking laugh?

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>>80192012
A
FUCKING
SHITHEAD

>>80201307
That wasn't me. I'm in rural cheshire.

>>80201107
>traveling in Poland
>stop to get gas
>see chocolate counter
>one kind is called "Nut Cream"
>piss myself laughing

>>80200909
Yeah i thought it was jiapsai or something until i clocked on

>>80201329
My post still stands, southern ponce.

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>>80200888
>>80201120
FUCK FREDO, TAZ WAS BETER

>>80201286
Nah. Thing is, I can't walk about too much. Long story. So even if I eat 2000 calories a day I'll put on weight. So I had to drop to a 1000 calories a day to lose weight. I hope I'll get better one day, or at least be able to do more. I miss playing sport (but it's one of the reasons I'm like this).

>>80201357
disgusting

>>80201377
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/oldham-tops-list-of-most-deprived-towns-in-britain-a6940696.html

>>80201463
He's clearly more north than Oldham if he thinks being from cheshire makes me a southern ponce

>>80195791

>that is so Gerard

fucking hell, I was eating something, almost choked to death

>>80201377
perfumed ponce

>>80201488
my town is chart topping you fucking scouser

>>80201463
>>80201488
I live in Newcastle, which is the northernmost city.

>>80201431
>So I had to drop to a 1000 calories a day to lose weight.
Fucking hell, that's like a little more than one meal. That's a bit miserable, I hope you get better too.

>>80201523
Wat ?

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>>80201523
oi

watch it

>>80201550
I was once passing by Newcastle on my way to Edinburgh - looked depressing as fuck

>>80201431

Get better soon, lad.

>>80201752

It's alreet

>>80201550
>>80201752

Newcastle is great on the piss. Never had a bad night there.

Yorkshire Uber Alles

>>80194613
>>And don't bongs call them Asians too?
Yeah, because they are Asians.

But what Americans think of as "Asians" we usually call Oriental

>>80201034
Its parent company is but it's still classed as a British brand, and is sold on its Britishness. Cadburys chocolate tastes different to American.

Milka >>80201107 is American owned too, yet is different.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9gZJ7MGjOI

>>80200186

Is that some Colin the fucking Caterpillar cake?

>>80200725
What's a Sara Lee?

>>80203837
That whole scene was great. I miss this show.