Is this kino? What side were you on?

>>80189287
yes

>>80189287

Stop saying kino and other homosex words, donkey.

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>>80189287
doggos

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Team Cat here

>that scene where the cats introduce crack into dog neighbourhoods

>that scene where the dogs fund wahhabi insurgent groups to destabilize the cats nations and then have to fight the same insurgent groups after they invade

I vaguely remember thinking as a kid that there were two versions of this movie, one where the cats won and one where the dogs won. That's not true, is it?

>>80192851

maybe you're thinking of cats & dogs 2 where cats are also good guys and cats and dogs team up to fight a rogue cat.

Oh man this was an absolute classic. Thanks for the Nostalgia

>>80190591
kino

>>80192905

homosex donkey

>>80190591
kino

>>80189287
>Attention human workers, this is your employer Mr mason. Effective immediately you are all fired. That's right, fired. Go home now. Do not ask why. You are to blame. Unless you have a dog; then blame him. In fact, kick him when you get home. That is all. Cats rule.

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>>80189287

Cats

>TFW too intelligent for dogs

>>80193636

homosex donkey

>mfw my team is red hot
>yfw your team aint diddly-squat

>>80193764
CHILI DOGS CHILI DOGS CHILI DOGS CHILE Dhow ya doin

>>80193718
what an autist

>>80194200

t. inferior dog person

>>80193718
A man shouldn't choose cats over dogs. Do you enjoy it when you get disrespected and clawed? Whats next for you is being a cuck, anon

The cats vs dog war is propaganda perpetrated by chipmunks.

CHIPMUNKS ARE EEEEEVEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!

>>80194300

Why do you want a pet that exists only to make you feel bigger and good about yourself? Pretty obvious sign of insecurity.

>"I have a bat!"
>"I have a mitt!"
>Jeff Goldbum actually holds the mitt like it's a weapon

It's alright

>>80194350

Why do you want a pet that exists only to make you feel submissive and inferior about yourself? Pretty obvious sign of immaturity.

It was kino and I'm on the Russian's side

>>80194638

homosex donkey

>>80192851
IIRC the packaging for the VHS had two special editions that featured a cat or dog prominently.

>>80189287
It was kid kino when I watched it a long time ago.

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only effeminate, weak men own cats, real men own big doggos.

>>80194714

not weak men, anon. fake men own cats.

>>80194711
>kino

stop propagating your homosex words, faggot.

>>80194714
fatfucks shambling about in sweatpants and faded out Jack Daniel's tanks and tacky gold jewellery confirmed for real men. on /tv/ I can see why that would be important.

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>>80189287
i prefer the prequel desu

>>80194834
nice projection, ladyboy

have fun cleaning up your cats litterbox shit you cuck

>>80194834

kek You're actually describing yourself, obesegirl.

>>80194851
Why do (((birds))) approve this movie

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>>80194851
>'woof ain't me' starts playing

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>>80194856
>>80194884
for people who've got such a problem with cats you're pretty fucking catty. just saying.

>>80194592

Fuck you, my cat loves me.

>>80195071
Nope it wouldn't wait for you to get cold before eating you

>>80195020
t.faggot

>>80195071

protip: When a cat licks you it's not showing affection. It's tasting you to see if you're ready to "have an accident" leaving cat "trapped" in house with nothing else to eat but you.

>>80194300

> t. Retarded 6 year old who pulled on a cats tail / whiskers

Or are you so much of a pussy you actually get hurt when a cat kneads you?

>>80195020

no, this >>80194834 is catty.

these are being factual truthful
>>80194856
>>80194884

>>80195071

Stockholm Syndrome is a scary thing.

>>80195179
>thinks being clawed is the same as kneading
>does not deny being disrespected by cat

delusional and emotionally damaged (You)

STOP THIS FIGHTING! CATS AND DOGS SHOULD BE FRIENDS! IT'S ALL A CONSPIRACY BY SQUIRRELS!

>>80194268
t. cat cuck

>>80195217

I'm saying it's never happened to me, and i've only seen it happen to retarded 6 year olds who pull on their whiskers and or tails. Unless you're so much of a pussy that you classify kneading (which admittedly does involve the claws, but to a degree i would consider anyone bitching about it a pussy) as 'getting clawed.'

Unless you're literally autistic to the point you can't understand an animals body language, you can see when a Cat does and does not want physical attention.

You can live your whole life owning cats avoiding all but the most superficial of scratches, so long as you're not a retard, a pussy or autistic.

>>80194851
I always have to ffw past the shower rape scene but yeah it's quality

if you are team cat you should fuck off back to r*ddit

>>80195096

I have zero issues with this. Getting eaten by worms is no way to go.

When I go, I prefer a sky burial, but being eaten by a cat is OK, too.

>>80195161
*MMMRRRRRAAAAAAAOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWW*
mmm yes, my dear, how delectable
*MMMRRRAAWWAWWWWWWWWWWWWWW*
oh yes, yes, quite a musky décolletage, I do declare
*MRRRROWWOWOWOWPPPPPPHBHBHBHBHBPHBHB*
GLORPGLORPGLORPGLORPGLORPGLORPGLORPGLORPGLORPGLORPGLORPGLORPGLORPGLORPGLORPGLORP

>>80195344
>When I get a wife I'd prefer a black bull but a white one is OK, too

>>80194350
>>80194592
>not getting a cockatoo so you can feel like you're caring for an autistic child 24/7

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRsfOGJ5lZg

>>80195309

I'm saying deluded emotionally damaged girls (and fakemen) believe that they're being kneaded (or patted) when they're being clawed.

>never happened
>but the most superficial of scratches

contradictorily delusional liar-to-self
you probably tell yourself your cat loves you, don't you?

>>80195096
>>80195161

What exactly is the issue with this, seems practical. If I was trapped with nothing to eat I'd eat the cat also.

>>80195367
Anon..?

>>80195420

> HURR WHY WOULD YOU EVER SHAVE YOUR FACE?! DO YOU WANT TO SLIT YOUR OWN THROAT!

This is how retarded you sound.

>>80192801
>that scene where the dogs pooped on the cats' owners backyard, therefore violating the NAP,prompting the cats to fire a tomahawk missile at the dog owners home

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>>80195421
>dares to eat a cat

HOW DARE YOU, SCUM! YOU WILL PAY FOR YOUR TRANSGRESSION, YOU BLASPHEMING CRETIN!

>>80195440
>compares being clawed by cat to shaving
>thinks shaver would intentionally slit your throat

kek Actually, you're the one who sounds retarded.

>>80195556

I'm comparing a shaving cut to slitting of the throat, the same way you're comparing a superficial scratch to being "Clawed."

>>80195440
>hurr

lol confirmed 70-year-old fat homoqueen
go back to /b/, grandma

>>80195603
>unable to deny cats claw
>redefine clawing
>FROM NOW ON ONLY LION-SIZED CLAWING CAN BE CALLED CLAWING ANYTHING CAT-SIZED SHALL HENCEFORTH BE CALLED SCRATCHES

your quivering gymnastics is amusing

>>80193718
thank god for the information age

>>80193718
Lol'ing at the thought of there being a time when this would have been considered an intelligent way of looking at the cats vs. dogs argument. That shit is the kind of thing I would expect an edgy middle schooler to say.

Cats. Superior technology and just cuter.

>>80193718
Why would you care to keep an animal that doesn't give a fuck about you and only puts up with your hit because you feed it around?

Dogs more or less love you unconditionally and are genuinely happy to be around people. Plus a good dog will protect and honor you.

This faggot forgot the part about how a dog will fucking murder to protect you. But yeah, enjoy you dick head cat who's so cool it doesn't give a fuck about anything.

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>>80194851
>Private connor reporting for duty
>has specialist rank on

>>80194922
>bark
>HUH
>yeah
>what is it good for
>absolutely nothing

>>80193644
I love you anon

>>80194638
been waiting for this reply

>>80195161
this is retarded and wrong

>>80196157
>ignores bomb-sniffing dogs
>ignores rescue dogs searching for survivors
>ignores dozens others of canine working roles in human society

either lame attempt at trollery or a massive ignoramus born and raised in a cave

>>80196300
Pretty sure cats can do all of that, too.

>>80196290

This. To be clear though cats are not retarded and wrong. It's cat owners who are retarded and wrong.

Remember that cat owners have literal brain parasites eating their brain RIGHT NOW.
You can't talk to them like normal people.

>>80196318

Of course, they can. But they won't because they don't care about humans. To cats humans are merely tools and servants who they'll stay with and when they find better food down the road they'll pretend to be lost and years later stupid cat owner finds them and delusionally says that the cat was lost when in reality the cat left. (Yeah, this actually happened. Cat owner tearfully said cat was lost but years later cat was found with another family down the road. lmao)

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>hating on cats
>on 4chan

>>80196418

I saw vid clip on YT where cat owner said in comment that cat was very happy to see owner arrive. But looking at vid it was very clear first thing cat did was try to get out the door cat owner had to quickly close the door. And cat owner delusionally claims the cat was ecstatic to see him. lol

>>80196452

no hate for cats. cats are cute. pity for cat owners. cat owners are stupid.

>>80196497
But I am a cat owner. And also a dog owner. People like you can fuck right off

>>80196541
That's just your brain parasite talking, calm down buddy.

>>80196541

You're half-stupid therefore I half-pity you.

>>80196541
>I am a cat owner

Wrong. You own the dog. The cat owns you.

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What exactly is the point of a cat anymore? We used them to catch vermin but now we have traps and exterminators for that. Cats are like the middle bureaucracy in a third world shithole that don't actually do anything or add value to the role they play, but are just grandfathered in by a longstanding arrangement.

At least dogs work to make people happy

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>All this cat hate
absolutely barbaric

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Earth is an immersive gaming environment that Team Cat and Team Dog are fighting over.

>>80196749
>the relevant part of australia is the cat
makes sense

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>>80196697

proof that i was pushed! see?

from >>80196770

>>80194714

Sheppards are kinda easy going dogs tho, real men turn an asshole dog into their sumissive bitch

>>80195096

Neither do dogs tho

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>mfw I prefer pigs
Dogs look up to you, cats look down on you, but pigs literally don't give a single fuck about you either way, and thats what I admire.

Unlike horses and cows and other farm animals that get spooked by people, a pig will stare at you with an air of complete indifference
>Who the fuck are you? Got any food? I'm gonna sniff and nip you just to check.
I may eat pigs, but I also respect them more than any other animal.

>>80196857
what noise does it make when you slap it on the ass?

Good cat>good dog>mediocre dog>mediocre cat

>Cats vs Dogs
>Have the animals on the wrong side

Also where's that Ghosts vs Spiders movie he promised?

>>80197126

but there's no such thing as a good cat. also, no such thing as a mediocre dog.

>>80193718
I prefer cats, but goddamn, Lovecraft is the embodiment of *tips fedora*.

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>>80197141
>Have the animals on the wrong side

That's what the evil side would say, of course.

cat + laser is some of the most hilarious shit possible though desu

>>80193718
>lives it's own life
house cats are pampered,lazy and literally retarded and not able to "live their own lives"

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>>80197279
Make way

>>80196697
Did that doggo just laugh at the cat falling?

if you're on the cat side you're a hipster wannabe redditor faggot who doesnt like loyalty and love in a pet, wants to be cucked and hated in your own home and treated like shit by a fucking animal, period.

>>80193718
*tips*

>>80192851
I remember the DVD made you pick sides

>>80197639
are you 12?

>>80197674

what's the differences in the movie (including the ending) if you pick cat and if you pick dog?

>>80197676
are you 11?

Spy Kids > Cats & Dogs

>>80197159
Wrong

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>>80193718

this may be one of the dumbest things i've ever read

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>being a dognigger

el oh el

>>80197906
>grown man
>prefers cats

I would literally kill you on sight

>>80193718
>heh, nothin personell, nigger
>*cuts you with fedora tip*

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Cats are for nu-male cucks

>>80197894
Wrong (You)

cats are for fags

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/tv/ is a DOG BOARD.

PET WAR NOW!!

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Another potentially good thread ruined by /tv/'s crippling autism.

>>80198001
Cats btfo lmao

>>80193859
NO CHARGE FOR YOU

>>80193718
Didn't Lovecraft name his cat Niggerman?

>>80197620
Not the doggo!

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>there are catfags in this thread

>/an/ all you stupid worthless faggots

I really loves this fucking movie when it first came out, and then I watched it again a couple years ago. It was just so bad, This one one of the few I have rewatched recently and thought damn that was ACTUALLY bad.

>>80196832
>real men turn an asshole dog into their sumissive bitch
Real men walk with a Beagle at their side, not in front.

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>>80189287
>its a cat movie
>white cats are always evil

>>80189287

Yes, and cats.

>>80200817
Cats Are Mean is a real shitty trope. Imagine if there was a Whites Are Mean trope.

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>>80193718
*tips Necronomicon*

ITT: lonely people with no pets

>>80193718
Lovecraft being surprisingly un-based here.

>>80189287

Parrots are the only good pet.

Dogs are for retards and cats are for autists.

>>80189287
I remember this was the first movie I watched on DVD.

>>80201090
>I'm that self-conscious that I need a bird to repeat what I say to affirm what I'm saying is true

Lmao bird virgin