What's the moral of the story?

don't be ugly

hollywood will eat you alive

>>80188730
Beauty trumps all.

Eat and be merry

>>80188730
If you're not willing to give up your body for sex, the Jew's will eat you alive.
Based Refn redpilling the audience.

how much I want to tongue deep inside Abbey Lee's asshole

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>>80188921
behave

Refn is a psychopathic maniac who felt no emotion upon watching a man get murdered IRL. He then made a film with no redeeming values to celebrate his love of pure evil. The moral of the story is depravity and evil wins above all else.

DUDE VAGINA BLOOD DOUCHE LOL

>>80188730

roasties hate pure waifus

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>>80188730
You're either food or sex.

I will ignore when really attractive women do horrible and disgusting things because they're really attractive. I learned that about myself.

eat your enemies

>best girl won in the end
based Refn knows where it's at

>>80189112
is this from a video :0

>>80188730

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder

>>80189299
literally the opposite you dumb fuck

don't let passion and impulse corrupt you

She got progressively more and more possessed by The Neon Demon

>>80188730
It wasn't smart enough to have a moral. Of course, refnfags will chime in and say "Refn isn't ever trying to make a point, he just wants to riff on a theme and create a cinematic experience."

But this might be the closest Refn has got to actually dealing with ideas. His main character actually evolves for once. She starts off pretty innocent and ends up vain and egotistical. But then she gets eaten and whatever statement he could've made with her character went down the drain with her blood.

Don't be a jaded bitch or you'll get eaten by vampires.

>>80188730
that Goldilocks and the Three Bears makes for terrible source material

I really liked the film up until the ending

>>80189079
well considering how piglike fanning is she certainly fits in the food category

>>80189727
kek

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>>80189481

Don't be ugly.
Take what you want.

Its a doggy dog world

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best elle

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>>80191521

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how is she so perfect bros

>>80191541
homo

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>>80191521
o dear

>>80188921
fuck off virgin

>>80189727
long pig

>>80191521
i want to lick her butthole

>>80191558
pigfucker

>>80189112
I got banned for posting that last time :^)

>>80189213
Making of the 2010 Pirelli Calendar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyAF_TI4nxw
Purest kino imaginable

>>80191599
I'd never fuck you're mom

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>>80191549
idk it's not possible

>moral
>refn
Pick one. He's a smug nihilistic asshole.

>>80191549
>>80191678
She looks so much better without all that makeup and ridiculous clothes and processed hair

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Really glad she unJUSTed herself from how she looked only a few years back.

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>>80191718
She looks beautiful under any condition, because of her superior skull shape, symmetry and quality maxilla.

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>>80191733
Didn't see her like this before but a lot of models dabble in hard drugs, glad she looks better now.

>>80191521
We're supposed to believe all those literal models were jealous of this little pig with shit posture?

>>80188730
virgins girls are the best

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>>80191841
Refn is autistic. He should have taken Barbara Palvin for Elle's role.

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all these buttmad homos

>>80191826
She's always been gorgeous but kinda JUSTed herself round '12-14, though still stayed successful at modeling. But she def looks healthy now and probably more beautiful than when she debuted IMO

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>>80191918
>ellefags still cling to their non model
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>80191917
DESU, she'd immediately be asked to leave any casting if she showed up in the shape she's in now. That's why she only ever books shit like Sports Illustrated these days.

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>>80191932
Agreed, she looks fine as fuck these days.

>>80191960
>how do you sit when you're watching movies /tv/ ?

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>>80191989
Barbie can get in shape fast though, she's done it before.

>>80192014
Hilary Rhoda and Elsa Hosk killed her in that shoot.

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>>80192121
They can't touch Barb.

>>80191960
i-is her head supposed to be that far forward?

>>80191841
she's the perfect cast

she has that innocent natural look as opposed to the textboot model face of the other perfect girls in the movie

The Wicked Die Young™

>>80192121
proof?

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>>80192313
it's forward head posture, it's bad for you

wtf i love gapped teeth now

>>80192573
Google
>Lui Calendar 2017

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>Another Neon Demon thread becomes a veiled Abbie Lee Kershaw thread
>No-one mentions actual best girl, yet again

>>80192939
She's very underrated famalam, I can agree to that.

>>80192939
she plays a Nazi in The Man in the High Castle Season 2

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>>80189665
>His main character actually evolves for once.

t. pleb who didn't see Pusher 2 or 3

>>80189723
The ending in the script was WAAYYYYY better, and I have no idea why they chamged it. They say budget reasons but it was like an extra 2 or 3 minutes of footage with no cgi so I dont know where budget would come into play.

>>80193038
Refn hasnt made anything as good as Pusher series ever since

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>>80193080

>he didn't understand Only God Forgives

>>80193131
it was a meme wannabe kino

>>80193169
>I don't understand therefore it doesn't have a message
wew, what an embarrassment you are

>>80193220
I understood it fine, it was just shit

>>80189727
>pig
Retard detected

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>>80193253
>"it's shit."

Call of the cornered pleb.

>the pleb is scared and vulnerable
>time to bag it and tag it

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The moral of the story is that Elle is a cute. A CUTE!

>>80192592
This was me for the first 20 years of my life. Once I corrected it people started asking me when I started working out constantly.

It really does make you look like a beta mong.

>>80193131

what IS the message? Christianity is better than paganism?

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>>80192573

>>80192374
Good point.

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>>80192939

>>80194254
I'm going to rip my dick off t b h

>>80194104
how did you do it, bro?

>>80194286
>Pink Pussy
what did she mean by this?

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She must have huge beef curtains though

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>>80194774
she was probably wearing padding

>>80194214
Your thinking of Valhalla Rising

1. Don't be ugly
2. Look at me I am Nicolas Winding Refn, the guy who made Drive and I make superficial and shallow movies and my fanboys eat it up

>>80188757
Literally this. The wholly evil thrive and anything pure is eaten alive.

Bit on the nose, Refn, dontcha think?

>>80189045
The woman playing the corpse was only supposed to get felt up if im remembering thay right. It was all she agreed to do and Refn literally decided on the spot that he wanted Jena Malone to spit in her mouth and sloppily make out with her.

He's a weirdo

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>>80195177
>weirdo

>>80189045
>watching a man get murdered IRL
Source?

>>80195303
literally /ourguy/

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how do u stop her?

>>80195504

Hank Hill ass

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>>80195504
You let it happen anon.

>>80195504
>dat tail-bone
hot

>>80195504

DUBLIN

>>80188979
any photo from that ball after this shot? bet it was slimey

>>80188757
This

>>80191718
you mean more attainable

>>80195504
Give her 30 cheese burgers and my ultra fertile semen

After watching this and going out. It's amazing how many girls are actually midgets and lack any sex appeal. Distorted my standards for a week or so.

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>>80194774
>>80194829

>>80195918
you learn so much on /tv/

>>80195843
that's always the immediate answer, and sometimes it's even true
but other times, it simply isn't, and the girl in question here objectively looks better in the webm than the photo with all the makeup on

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>>80195902
You mean corrected your standards.

>>80195978
nah, i think she looks awesome in both ways, but wirhout makeup she looks just like a schoolmate

>>80188879
>>80189066
these

>>80188730
what does it take to fuck abby lee?

>>80188730

Someone post the picture of her butthole already.

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>>80196337
Be in her social circles. Which means, movie stars, wealthy businessmen, artists, high fashion models. Good luck.

>>80195980
Yes. I apologize. It's scary how easily we fall for weak/short shitty genetics.

>>80188730
can i have her vagina

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>tfw 5'6

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>>80192592
The autism tilt.

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*blocks your path*

>>80188757
I thought the ending was supposed to imply she was kinda a bitch deep down all along, though. Or something. Seemed pretty pointless when the dumbass immediately got BTFO by the other bitches. More like hollywood brings out the worst of you.

>>80189045
>ywn be paid to act out /tv/ shitposts IRL

To be fair he's not exactly the most profitable director out there

>>80191841
It's partly an age thing I figured.

Today's early bloomer is tommorow's superstar. Today's superstar is tommorow's old hag.

>>80195504
Either until she goes to sleep and then hold a knife in her mouth, or trick some lesbians into thinking she's a krabby patty apparently.

>>80197655
She falls in love with her self during the fashion show. Immediately following that scene she 'crosses the threshold' into their seedy world.

>>80188730

I imagine all "Obama era" trash and media like this will be remembered with disgust or contempt/mostly forgotten in 10 years, kind of like shit from the 70's was by the time the 90's rolled around.

>>80200497
One can hope.

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>>80197493
muh dick

>>80188730
Eyeballs are bad on the digestive system

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>>80191826

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>>80201572
behave

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based desu

>>80195980
This tall girls are the true red pill

>>80201824
this anon is in the know

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>you will never EVER have a qt model gf

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REAL LOLITA SHIT

>>80201938
truly /ourguy/

>>80195303
why did landwhales not go crazy "this is rape" when that happened?

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>>80201896
not with that attitude

>>80201987
Neon Demon is not famous enough, sjws are attention whores extraordinaire, so they target popular shit for maximum exposure.

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>>80195789

>>80201987
Scandinavian people are exempt from SJW hatred because they are inherently more gender equal than any American ever can be

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what do strayan qts think about foreigners? do they date only aussies?

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>>80201896
>not having an imaginary model gf
we cuddle all the time

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>>80202045

STOP POSTING HER

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>>80202189
what's wrong anon, don't you want a qt strayan gf you can shitpost with on 4chins?

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should I keep going lads?

>>80202412

yes

>>80202564
I kissed the screen

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>>80202881
you got it

https://vimeo.com/189462878

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>>80202930
can't really blame you

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why are girls so pretty lads

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>>80202988

>>80188730
>tfw shes taller than you
Man 180 really is manlet ;_;

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>>80203011
because

>>80203026
Abbey is too tall desu. If she puts on heels shes in the 195cm range. Godtier looks otherwise though.

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>>80203191
She's 181cm so she's below 190cm on smaller heels which is fine by me.

The world is dog eat dog literally

You can't make it in show business without being a ruthless cold hearted person. It's probably Refn venting and saying that beauty trumps all in the end, i.e his admittedly shallow, beautiful work.

>>80203248
Proper heels are 15cm though.

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>>80203299
wew, it doesn't have to be these turbo slut heels, 10cm is sufficient

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>>80203389
>>80203299
see, these are fine

whats the point of going on with life when you know perfection exists but is 100% unattainable?

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>>80203515
why do you think that anon?

>>80203389
Isnt this a 15cm heel though. >>80203425 looks closer to a 10cm heel.

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How are strayans capable of producing such qts

>>80203610
yeah I posted a 15cm example first

>>80188730
You can't trust the system.

the moral of the story is the glory

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why do you keep posting trannies in the elle thread

The whole movie was conceived to convince everyone that Elle was attractive.

It succeeded.

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MY EMPIRE OF DIRT

LA will chew you up and spit you out.

>>80205771
you mean the jews

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>>80191718
t. SCHLANGER

>>80205484
>>80205637
Please dont ruin the thread with uggos

>>80188730
A kick in the nuts is better than a dick in the butts.

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>>80205637

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>>80205637
>>80205909

>>80201896
D'ya really need one?
Having a gf isn't that much about looks. It's more about trust and compassion and having stuff in common, shit like that.
When it's all about "she's hot"/"she fucks good", it doesn't end well.

>>80205933
>A kick in the nuts is better than a dick in the butts.

I'd rather be lovingly pegged by my girlfriend while she gives me a reacharound than have some raging bitch kick me in my precious baby-makers.

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>>80197252

I WANNA HOLD ABBEY LEE'S HAND

>>80208271
lewd

>>80188730
You can't fight the system

>>80188730
The camera loves Jena Malone.

its so obvious this same faggot with a gay boner for abby lee keeps making these threads every day. pathetic. go back to /mu/ k-pop threads.

>>80195089
>Pusher series
>superficial and shallow movies

>>80208482
it's obvious you're the same buttmongled ellefag

>>80208094
lol

>>80188730
>eating eyeballs

I've eaten fish eyeballs but I can't imagine eating a mammalian one

>>80193063
Man fuck youso hard.
Just because of your comment I downloaded the script and read all of its 95 pages for the last hour or so...
It's absolute shit. Actually I'm genuinely impressed because I loved the movie,and from all the scripts I've read in my life, rarely I've found one that managed to be so drastically worse than the motion picture. Especially because the picture is great. I don't know who talked sense into the writers during the shootings, but we owe him much.

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>>80210080
Forgot picture