Oil?

Who said something about oil? Bitch you cookin'?

ALUMINUM

>>80186228
DON'T DROP THAT SHIT

RIGGETY ROW'S COMIN'

>>80186228
This would've been the best sketch if it wasn't for Jamie Foxx.
>Hooty-hoo!

Sanction me! Sanction me with your army.

>tfw we literally have that kind of president now, except he's white

>Are you sure, are you sure, man I can't belee these motherfuckers...RIDICULOUS

>>80186478
Jaime Foxx ruins everything.
I wish he would stop what he calls "acting."

>>80186455
>>80186502
Tryna get that oi-oh ho!

Reminder that Dave Chapelle quit comedy because he didn't like the way a white guy laughed at one of his race skits on set.

Yes thats right, a comedian quit comedy because he didn't like how someone laughed.

>>80186563
So what?

I've quit things before just because muh feels.

>>80186343
Do I need to tell you what the fuck you can do with aluminum tubes?

>>80186563
He quit because he couldn't take the pressure.
He just used the race thing as a cop out.
Plus he was having problems with his partner in comedy writing.

>>80186563
he realized he was shuckin' and jivin' for whitey and his self respect kicked in.

>>80186618
I watched Neal Brennan's special on Netflix and it was shit.

>>80186563

it was me. i was the white guy that laughed, and i'm proud of it

>>80186563
>implying that's not the cover-up excuse while he suffered a Martin Lawrence meltdown
UNITY

>>80186228
Honhon, but this has always been stupid.

The nation of Iraq, has never been forced into any oil deals with the United States (post-2003) .

Immediately following the invasion, they chose nearly nothing but Asian markets to sell to.

We didn't stop them, and the "oil" myth has no real basis.

>>80186757
>implying that's not the cover up because the illuminati were actually trying to kill him

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>>80186563
>He didn't mention names
>Okay, just play it cool Billy. It'll all be over soon

>>80186797
What is
>global economic uncertainty caused by a major oil producer's unpredictable behavior

Imagine the global economy is like a trampoline and you'll start to understand these basic concepts.

>>80186797
We definitely wanted that oil, son. As crazy as it sounds, "we'll be greeted as liberators" wasn't just propaganda. The new cons actually believed that shit. There were plans to open the fields for development by western corporations, but we hadn't anticipated the ongoing insurgency and strong anti American sentiment. Privatizing the oil fields would've ended up costing more than it was worth.

I smell yo lightsaber

I guess that means you need to shutthefuckup. Shut, the, fuck, UP!

Dr. Chappelle, I'm CIA

"The motherfucker bought some yellow cake, ok? In Africa. He went to Africa and bought yellow cake."
"Are you sure?"
"Yes I'm sure bitch! I got the head of the CIA right here to tell you."

>>80186563
That's because Paul Mooney fucked with his head and tried to make Dave hate whities unironically

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>>80186228
One of the all time greatest skits

THAT NIGGA TRIED TO KILL MY FATHA

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So you guys are going to keep making these threads every night for guaranteed replies.

How long before Chappelle's show is the next thing /tv/ hates?

>>80186563
No he quit because of the whole laughing at him instead of with him thing. You're a fucking moron.

>>80189455
We'll see how the netflix specials go

>>80186563

Sorry buy the we hate niggers meme doesnt apply to Dave. Im actually impressed at how little shitposting occurs in Chapel threads. Hes that good

One of the best sketch shows ever created

>>80189455
>>80189518

pls no, I just want to spam quotes with you guys

>>80186516
BEST TIMELINE

BITCH YOU COOKIN

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>tfw The Mad Real World sketch gave you a cuck fetish

>>80189455
>How long before Chappelle's show is the next thing /tv/ hates?
That will only happen if he gets popular again (with casuals).

>>80190052
kaylee was thicc

I got 40 nations ready to ROLL SON!
>like who?
WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT? HUH? HUH?

>>80190113
ONLY SAY ONE LINE YOU FUCKING REDDITOR

>>80186563
>Comment on race relations and try to make points about everyone
>Realize that most people watching your show are ignoring all of that and all they're taking away from it are negative stereotypes

Dave did nothing wrong

>>80190091
Damn right she was.

It's a shame good cuck porn is so hard to find. All live-action shit is either actually gay porn or a one-off reference to a boyfriend/husband/father before standard interracial stuff. You need a bit of a story to really add the emotional element for good cuck shit.

>>80186563

You're a retard.

He quit comedy central because he wanted to spend time with his family. He came back because they weren't 5~10 anymore.

>>80186563
yes. that was the only reason.

fuck off retard

>>80190235
It's hard not to take away the negatives when the jokes about whitey are generally massive exaggerations and/or extremely dated, while the jokes about blacks are often strikingly similar to actual, non-ironic black culture.

pray to GOD he don't drop that shit

>>80190327
>jokes about blacks are actual black culture
>this white boy thinks real niggas like Ashy Larry are out there

the player haters ball gives us an opportunity to hate on a diverse array, of mark ass marks

trick ass marks

punk bitches, and skip skap skanks and scallywags

Reminder that Dave Chappelle is a sore winner

Mars Bitches, and no gays settling down.

What does 'bitch, you cookin' mean?