What's your favorite Arnold one-liner? >Stick around.

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>>80181951
>Wrong.

>>80181951
>stay put

>>80182248
Incorrect

"See you at the party, Richter."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BuBVK_8QgI

you should not drink and bake

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8JFVSNxkEI

>>80181951

"I lied."

>I'm the party-poopah

>>80181951

Correct answer:

>You're fired.

"Farck you, arshole"

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"Cool off"

"Hello"

>let off some steam, Bennett


The GOAT

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>>80181951
Remember when I said I'd kill you first. I lied.

"get youare ass to Mars"

>Let off some steam, Bennett

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>>80181951
C R O M

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mp-YyVC1w2Y

REMEMBER WHEN I SAID ID KILL YOU LAST..... I LIED

>>80181951

"To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women."

>>80181951
>Uh, he had to split

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>>80182563
>What a hothead

>>80182563
>>80182827
The Running Man probably has the most Arnie oneliners per minute. I have a theory that a bunch of writers just sat in a room coming up for corny quips for Arnie to say and then only afterwards did they decide to make a script stringing them together.

anyone have that Caityln you son of a bitch
pic

saw it posted here a week ago

it's not a tumour

>>80182388
winner

>SCREW YEW

>>80182248

fpbp

>>80182522

honorable mention

GET TO THE CHOPPAAH!

YOU THINK THIS IS THE REAL QUAID? IT IS!

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>>80181951
>You should not Drink AND Bake

is true lies the comfiest arnold movie?

its hard to choose

>>80182963
Have you read the book? I'm wondering if Stephen King was actually that much of a quipsman.

>>80185104
I have and no.

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>>80185104

There are virtually no one liners in the book.

Also COCANIUM

>HEY BENNY

DILLON

How would you spell out Arnold's grunts and groans?

>>80182963
SUB-ZERO. NOW... PLAIN ZERO.

>>80182248
This is my favorite though.

ICE to meet you.

>>80181951
>Consider that a divorce
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rziE39JWfs

>>80182963
>HEY LIGHTHEAD, HEY CHRISMUSS TREE
>HELLO CUTIEPIE
>ONE OF US IS DEEP TROUBLE
>IT'S SHOWTIME
>GIVE YOU A LIFT?

And that's what I remember off the top of my head

>>80182388
This is the best because of the build up and delivering.

>>80185856
A true patrician.

>You think this is the real Quaid? Hahahaha... it is!

Let's kick some ice

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>>80182494
Based Jake with the best one.

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>You got a lot of nerve showing your face around here Houser
>Look who's talking

>>80186262
y-you too

>you want to be a farmer?
>here's a couple of acres

>>80186189
This.

Also "he'll live" and "you're fired"

IT'S TURBO TIME

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Hey Benny! SKREUW YUU~!

>>80186930
>iced that guy
>cone a phrase

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Hello, cutiepie! One of us is in deeep trouble!

Also:

That hit spot!

Considah this a divorce

>>80182436
This.

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>>80182281
>Don't move

>>80182388
That's the best one

>>80182436
Oh fuck this one too

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>>80182388
"Excuse me, don't disturb my friend. He's dead tired."

"You are terminated!"

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You want to fuck with me? You think you know bad, huh? You're a FUCKING CHOIR BOY compared to me! A CHOIR BOY!

>>80182494
>Cara trying too hard
>Nigger having no idea what to say
>Jake being effortlessly awesome

Honestly why do women and blacks even exist?

>>80187733
End of Days is so underrated it hurts. Arnold actually does some solid acting and Gabriel Byrne is a 10/10 devil.

You're luggage.

Also,
You've been erased.

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Listen, will you do this right? Clean? Like a cop in the 20th century, not some samurai warrior? We're gonna nail this guy. And when we get done... we're gonna go eat fish off those naked chicks!

>>80187811
But, Arnold isn't in that movie...

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>You are one ugly muthafucka
>C'mahn don't bullshit me
>I am not shitting you
>I eat Green Berets for breakfast
>Stop whining! You kids are soft, you lack discipline!

>YOU BLEW MAI COVAH!!

Remember that time Arnold farted, and people died?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5J3Jw2xdszQ

>>80181951
YOU LIE & What the FUCCKKK did I do wrong?

>>80181951
>UP AND AT DEM!

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>I'm the famous comedian Arnold Braunschweiger.

>relax, youll live longer

>don't disturb my friend - he's dead tired

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>Era of charismatic muscular in a non fucked-up nasty way Europeans playing in American movies using one-liners as quips will never come back

This man is such a national treasure that he could probably kill somebody in middle of the street and he would still get away with it.

>>80181951
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCwu8T0PR2U

THE BEST

>>80187784

This

Movie genuinely disturbed me when I was younger too. I remember Arnold eating a pizza off the floor and the devil pissing on a car to make it explode

Fuck. I should rewatch that shit

To be or not to be

Not to be

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>>80189655
Also, Satan's true form at the end was legit Nightmare Fuel.

Just look at this fucking thing...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NGMQvM8faw

Dillon, you sunababitch!!!

>>80189782
This here is my nigga.

>kills aligator
You're luggage.

Everything in Commando

>>80189782
True patrician taste

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>Niggers and kikes should be hung, let's start the war. White power!

>>80189655
That villains goat eyes freaked me the fuck out.

>>80187611
And he wasn't even in on his A-game performance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RiyRfj35S8k
What an actor!

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"Don't disturb my friend. He's dead tired."