WHERE'S THE PAPER TOWELS?

Alf.

ALF.

YOU'RE 93 YEARS OLD AND YOU DON'T KNOW WHO ALF IS?

I hope this is the PUFF DADDY version of this song, not that STING, PIECE OF SHIT

PISSING OUT THE WINDOW, AND SHITTING OUT THE WINDOW

ARE TWO
DIFFERENT
THINGS
*shoves cameraman down the stairs*

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WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT BIGFOOT!

WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN A PETER PAN PEANUT BUTTER ALERT?

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>>80181013
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK *hits head on chandelier* FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL

BACON AND EGGS DEAR

BITCH
I LOVE YOU

OH BOB SAGET!

>>80181770
What?

FUCK SALT

>>80181952
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE I SAID BACON AND EGGS!

>>80181952
OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD

TONIGHT ON UNSOLVED MYSTERIES!

There would Rick Moranis shit EVERWHERE!

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I want a biggie fry, and give me some SHIT

TO DRINK

>>80181542
this one is fucking poetry

HES A LONG LEGGED PISSED OFF PUERTO RICAN

who's that faggot with the tuba?

T A R T A R C O N T R O L

>>80182464
T H A T S O U R D A D

where did the assholes who built this place put the BATHROOMS!!!!

FASHION BUG

>>80182623
OH SHIT, Sorry.

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FUCK SALT

>>80181013
is he the best actor of his time?

A LEAN NIGHT

>>80183519
it's real. all of it

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What did he mean by this?

>>80181013
there are people on /tv/ right now who dont know who this is

yeah, the one with the tartar control. it made me FEEL, like a piece of SHIT

Could you imagine how much money they could have made if they started this shit today in the height of YouTube moneyz?

Instead they were stuck in the era of ebaumsworld.

Sad.

Of course the content would have been shit in comparison if they were under the hand of YouTube. Looking back on it, it probably couldn't exist outside of the early and mid 2000s.

.....THAT'S NOT MICKEY MOUSE

THAT'S JUST

T I T
D
I
R
T

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2FTKZDJCbw

KINO

>>80184874
>KINO

It really is. It really unironically is.

>>80181013
This was early 21st century cinema veritè.

>>80181997
Find out who GIVES A SHIT ABOUT BIGFOOT!

>What do you think he's doing these days?

HE'S PROBABLY GETTING FUCKED IN THE ASS

>>80185017
UPDATE

NOBODY GIVES A SHIT

SO

FUCK EM

>>80184731
And you know what? It holds up.

>>80181013
Who is/was this guy really?

WHO WRINKLED MY RANDY TRAVIS POSTER?
PISSED IN THE SEAT
AND HID MY KEYS?

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>tfw have every Tourettes Guy bit in webm form
>tfw can't post them here because "LOL NO SOUND FOR YOU"

>>80185063

I don't think anybody really knows for sure, unless information has come to light recently.

He's just some guy from Ohio. The "dad" is some kind of locally famous asshole.

I'd kill myself too if my last name was

>>80185158

COMBS

Be honest, is tourettes guy only funny because you saw it as a kid / teenager? I watched these videos every day when I was 11 and i'm 23 now. I don't think i'd love it as much as I do if I didn't see it as a kid

>>80185158
COOOOOMBS

>>80185212

Maybe.

I really do believe it's objectively better than most of the content being shat out by YouTube "comedians" today, though.

>youll never tity fuck tourette guy's wifes ass

>>80181013
OH BOB SAGGET

>>80183807

Hate to take a SHIT on your BACON AND EGGS, but he's definitely faking. Some dude found a video online of him acting completely normal around a group of guys that are presumably his friends. Not that it's all that believable to begin with.

>>80185342

lel

>>80181013

I'M GONNA THROW MY SHOES AT YOUR FAGGOT ASS!

>>80185212
>DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqtr_RvR3sY

>>80184216
They can fill up his ass.

>>80185212

It's funny because it's simple. Its not "SJW's am I right?" or "Drumpf am I right?". It's "THIS IS THE SECOND TIME THAT I'VE BEEN FUCKED BY DAIRY QUEEN!"

there's ladies everywhere you DUMBASS

>we'll just take back the paper towels
ok
>and this
ok
>and the marshmallows
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>80185284
I agree. Most YouTube comedy is no funnier than joking around with your friends. Tourette's Guy nor the guy who recorded and uploaded the videos was intentionally being funny nor was out to make a buck. The sincerity and, oddly enough, the humanity is what makes it funny.

I HAVE TO LIVE IN THIS HELL HOLE!

>>80185589

Well said.

>>80185522
Conversations like this make me understand old folks a little more.

>>80181013
>dad what's that white stuff on the floor?
>THATS MY ASS

>WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!?
>your son just fell down the stairs!
>WELL QUIT IT

>>80185867
>WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!?
>your son just fell down the stairs!
>WELL QUIT IT

Most underrated TG moment.

I'M AT THE ASS END OF THE FIRST BAPTIST CHURCH

>>80181013
The one with the dude sleeping on the table is comedy gold
>dad do you want some mnms?
>no
>are you sure? They're really good
>NO
>dad just try one
>BUTTFUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>stares at the guy who jumped awake
All of the grocery store is the best though
>rolls behind some women on his scooter
>HOOOLY SHIT

WHO WRINKLED MY RANDY TRAVIS POSTER, PISSED IN THE SEAT, AND HID MY KEYS

W-wasn't me

FAGGOT

FOUR DOOR FORD WHORE

bitch.

>>80185639
AND ALL YOU DO IS PLAY WITH YOUR TITS AND LOOK AT YOUR ASS AT THE SAME TIME

YOU COCK SUCKEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

>they found him in the mouse trap section

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KO76487eXNk

GOAT

I DON'T GIVE A DEAD MOOSE'S LAST SHIT

>spills ice cream in the drive thru
>THAT'S THE SECOND TIME I'VE BEEN FUCKED BY DAIRY QUEEN

I really want to hear about the first time

>>80181013
>I love my grandma Janelle
>she's the sweetest person in the entire world
>and God bless her
>BUT SHES OLD AS FUCK!

>>80181013
SHE WOULD BE A FOUR DOOR FORD WHORE......bitch.

I WOULDN'T FUCK HER WITH YOUR DICK

>>80185974
Don't leave out the fact that the woman was with her kids.

I WOULDNT FUCK HER WITH MY OWN ASS

>>80186106
>HAHAHAHAA YOUR GRANPA'S AN ASS

THIS IS THE SECOND TIME I'VE BEEN FUCKED BY DAIRY QUEEN

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Why does this make me laugh so fucking hard?

You guys are gonna have to keep it down there's ladies here.

>>80188093
There's ladies everywhere you dumbass

>>80186914
We'll I don't know, my house is gonna smell like pickles.

DAD THERE'S A BIRD IN THE HOUSE

What is this? SHIT LOAD OF MASHED POTATOES DAY?

I'M GONNA TAKE A PISS
AND WHEN I COME BACK I'M GONNA TALK ABOUT THE MIGHTY DUCK MOVIES

FUCK THE PHILIPPINES. THEY CAN FILL-UP MY ASS.

I CALLED HER A BITCH RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER TITS

SUCK MY DICK
OR COCK

YOU CAN'T DO SHIT WITHOUT YOUR BALLS

THESE FISHTITS ARE HARD AS DICKS!

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AH JON STAMOS

YOU'RE LUCKY IT WASNT HARD

>shakes head slowly while looking at dinner
FUCK SALT

I'd like to meet the mother fucker who named it fashion bug and shove a broom up his ass.

>>80188187
WHITE KNIGHTS BTFO

Anybody have the one where he's in the grocery store and goes in the back bakery thing and says something about cookies

>>80188390
I DONT GIVE A SHIT

>>80181013
>hey dad do we have any eggnog left?
>YOUR MOMS THE ONE THAT DICKS WITH THE EGGNOG KID NOT ME

>>80185099
Go to work safe gif you fucking maroon

>>80189619
Whose tits you been grabbin' that feel hard? That's what I wanna know.

>>80181013
hello internet friends


what is this show?

>>80194690
Look up Tourette's guy on YouTube

>ywn be 14 watching these for the first time and crying from laughing

Is he dead now?

he played data on star trek

>>80194717
>uploaded in 2006

How have I never seen this, this is amazing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqtr_RvR3sY