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/weaselsort

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/peacefulanarchy

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/deepbluefunk

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/arsaib

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/shomingeki

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/pastafrola

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/ac1dburn

>>80181816
Doge seems to be in kill me mode there

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/seven7

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who is this cockroach and why does he give all the movies 5 stars

/a_lonely_grape

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/revchu

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/rjtougas

/alexisb92

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Missing picture from above

>>80183809
*tips*

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/aaronwhat

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/nicksalvo

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/gregorystitt

>>80185402
Makes me think maybe I overrate Kids

>>80185577
It's quite good, just not for me.

>>80185651
I watched 6 years ago. Maybe it's the kind of film that loses impact as you age as a person. I hope not, but could be, seeing it's such wild youth film.
But it was special at the time.

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/petegcdb

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/mondodigital

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Currently weighing up if a six film Andy Milligan-athon this weekend would be hella f****ing epic or make me want to die

/imahugefag

>>80181360
>>80181412
>>80181595
>>80181300
>>80181816
>>80181749
>>80182165
>>80182606
>>80183186
>>80183300
>>80183809
>>80184872
>>80184968
>>80185268
>>80185404
>>80185402
>>80187125
>>80187177
heh...cute
take a gander at a real user
https://letterboxd.com/Smoothhands/

>>80187863
You know, you didn't count those asterisks right

>>80188102
tfw

>>80180867
>>80180358
So which is better /lbg/? Dispassionate order or shambolic chaos?

The yin and the yang of /lbg/.

>>80188561
That's not a even a worthy question.
That OP is a smug walltext shitpost developed by an autist to growing horrors time after time he managed to make a new one.
The other, like this one, is what /lbg/'s OPs have always been, to perfectly fine use for years in their simplicity.
Not a hard choice.
No audience should be given to these sporadic attacks on the general. If you see one thread like that and it's the only one available, make another and report the shitpost.

>>80188988
My question wasn't specifically just about the OP, but the threads in general. The other thread is definitely terrible, but it's hard to say this thread was enjoyable either. There's hardly any discussion happening.

What are /lbg/s views on Andy Milligan?

>>80189220
True, but that's a more ancient problem. And it's like the weather, there are days when people suddenly talk more. More cinematic interested folks appear and some nice conversations happen.
But this is general that's up all the time, so it's saturated in a strong way. Memes and more memes become the easiest manner to participate to most.

>>80189257
Hadn't even heard of him until today t.b.h

>he died in abject poverty in 1991 from AIDS and was buried in an unmarked pauper's grave in Los Angeles, California
Damn

>>80189220
The other one had twice as many posts and four times as many posters. This one was just one cry baby posting random profiles.

>>80189590
I suppose you're him. What it actually did have was samefagging conversations and dumb memes and pastas 'replied', to create the impression of presence or activity. That, of course, after another horrorshow with the OP.
So, get fucked.

>>80189774
Why are you so angry at me? I don't make the OPs I just think they're useful because they offer more than same exact thing every day for 6 years. Some people want to make an effort at making this place better. You're an intriguing little fella but you don't make any sense.

>>80190619
On the alleged case you're not him, you're someone defending those terrible OPs, pure and simple shitposts, so you would be almost as bad.
They aren't in any imaginable way making this place better, just worse, with the first post being a shitfest in each occasion the same autist did them.

>>80190738
Stop typing like this! You sound like a robot!

>>80190825
I don't see the case. Or what would be the 'like this' you try to point out.

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I thought of watching it today. But I could drop if it's some sjw shit. What's your take, lads?

>>80190883
Okay I've had enough of your attitude. Don't expect a reply from me unless you change your tone.

>>80190936
I haven't seen it but I read enough of the synopsis to know it doesn't seem at all that interesting. It doesn't seem like an internet version of SJW, just seems more like Green party hippie luddite. Why did you want to watch it in the first place?

>>80191044
Somebody mentioned it positively in another thread, but then somebody said it was sjw bullshit. Guess I'll watch

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was it autism?

>>80192003
La La Land is better

>>80192202
Water is wet.

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>>80181698
>Who's killing you, /lbg/?
Emily Jean

>>80192003
>>80192202
>>80192237
t. embryos

Too bad imdb flick lovers >>80192479 had to co-opt the "embryo" insult. It had potential.

>>80192479
>someone denying the greatness of LLL
>tries calling other people embryos
heh

>>80192493
>imdb flick lovers
except La La Land is unadultered IMD/v/eddit-core

>>80192505
t. embryo

>i hateee IMDb so much my faves? everything by the criterion collection :)

>do I like La La Land? ugh of course didn't you know I'm a movie buff? *gives it a perfect rating on IMDb and Letterboxd*

>do I like wavelength? ugh of course didn't you know I'm a movie buff? *gives it a perfect rating on IMDb and Letterboxd*

>i hateee La La Land sooooo much my fave? Sátántangó by Béla Tarr :)

>>80192626
I really like both.

>>80192597
>>80192621
>>80192626
little do you know you're talking about the same person

>>80192648
what if WE are the embryos?

One thing i just now realized and must thank the academy for is that they did NOT give Best Animated Feature to fuckin Sausage Party. Good job, jews!

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>La La Land
*blocks yo path*

>>80192706
Throw his ass out, he's a nigger.
HE'S A NIGGER!

It's just stupid saying this is unfair onascar. And in some way it's just stupid compare two actors so different, act in 2 different native linguage. To understand Roberto as actor you HAVE to be italian or speak italian fucking well. Roberto is a man, who got the best TVshare just reading the divine commedy, an 700 years old book of poems that everybody studied at school for years. Reading it on TV sounds like the most boring thing in the world, but when roberto does he gets the best tv share. This just thanks to his way to speak italian, his art to talk (and the sub does not help you to understand his art). So how can you judje him? How can you undastand a fuck about his art and say "Norton is better"? You just know nothing, trust me.

should I go to class or watch movies instead?

>>80192832
Do the latter, like me.

>>80192832
Do what will provide a better education

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWv2aVJLBiw

Hugo Chavez is full of shit.

Anyone has a link to Model Shop (Demy, 1969)?

>that guy who only gives 5 stars to so bad it's good movies

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Went to see Guardians of the Galaxy yesterday, wound up watching three movies in all.
My friend that Paul Blart was a 'so bad it's good' movie, I had to educate him with Riki-Oh.

http://letterboxd.com/thepartyoftea/

>>80192003
t. low IQ individual

>>80180867
Hi there, everyone!
https://letterboxd.com/todd_gaines/

wahoo!

>>80195778
I'm your biggest fan todd I love you!!!!

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>This is one of my favourite films – very glad you share my enthusiasm for it. The refinement of old expressionistic stylings, visual language, and sound design are absolutely flawless; it's masterfully fused and rhythmic in a way I can only describe as Felliniesque. It's another film where we can only pray for a proper restoration to eventually arise!

>>80195802
Edgar is the only Tarrbro
Amaranth and Sally can heck off.

/bel

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Hey guys, It's T. Flattley

Fuck it, I can't keep it a secret anymore

OK, here it goes:

Amaranth, if you're reading this I just want to let you know that you're beautiful

I LOVE YOU, I'VE LOVED YOU SINCE I FIRST SAW YOUR FACE, YOU'RE THE /LBG/ MEMBER I'M SECRETLY IN LOVE WITH

/bel

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Hey guys, It's T. Flattley

Fuck it, I can't keep it a secret anymore

OK, here it goes:

Emily Jean, if you're reading this I just want to let you know that you're beautiful

I LOVE YOU, I'VE LOVED YOU SINCE I FIRST SAW YOUR FACE, YOU'RE THE /LBG/ MEMBER I'M SECRETLY IN LOVE WITH

>>80195912
Emily Jean WISHES she was Amaranth!

/bel

>>80195929
Amaranth WISHES she was Emily Meme!

>>80195881
can somebody please tell me where that image is from?

>>80195958
A Man There Was, fantastic film

>>80195985
thank you very much, anon

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This is what happens when you let the memetrips take over.
Some one should make a short film based off of Lord of the Flies called The Memetrips.

>>80196060
>implying the memetrips aren't the weakest individuals here
>implying they wouldn't be the first to die

just look at tsar; he probably gets winded walking to the food pantry

Emily Jean is an accomplished artist and will be remembered for eons.

Amaranth is a vulgar autist nobody who will only be uttered as some virgin fatso's dying words.

>>80196118
tsar isn't a memetrip though

Amaranth is an intellectual who deviates from the normal consensus.

Emily Jean is a boring bimbo that just follows what everyone else is doing for the sake of retaining image.

>>80195956
No! Emily Meme WISHES SHE WAS AMARANTH!!

>>80196176
NO! AMARANTH WISHES SHE WAS Emily Meme!!

Amaranth is a vulgar autist nobody who will only be uttered as some virgin fatso's dying words.

Emily Jean is a boring bimbo that just follows what everyone else is doing for the sake of retaining image.

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>>80196181
MOTHERFUCKAAAAAAAA!!!!!

>>80196176
NO! AMARANTH WISHES SHE WAS EmiIy Meme!!

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>>80196206
MOTHERFUCKAAAAAAAA!!!!!

We must all give Fabs time to let trying to impress Amaranth get out of his system

Hopefully he'll get back to normal soon

I can't bear to think we've lost him for good to that succubi

We must all give Winstonne time to let trying to impress Emily Jean get out of his system

Hopefully he'll get back to normal soon

I can't bear to think we've lost him for good to that succubi

Amaranth is an intellectual who deviates from the normal consensus.

Emily Jean is an accomplished artist and will be remembered for eons.

>103 replies, 20 posters

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I want to dance to "Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go" with Emily Jean

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>>80196279

OFFICIAL UPDATED 2015 /lbg/ POWER RANKINGS

>/tv/ triumvirate tier
Marcissus
PTAbro
jackieray

>Great tier
Buttfagget
Pileofcrowns
Kangadoodoo
Braindead
link_gorro

>High tier
SimBelm
Fat_Alberta
Dickmonkey
MikeN
Korine1966
Double_Dubs
Machill54
PopeAwesome
lazuli
hankiro
Doublas_MK_II
thewizard
Miranna
jswaa
aeltbx

>Mid tier
Cinebro
Kalarular
Tom Flew
Pirs
Toby
jGarron
Danny Brown
heroofhappyland
JoQu25
Glurr
thinkgibson
Ivanovsky
ab
aboo612
MrStevenFrench
fray32
JDubyew
PinheadLarry
Molly
tsar
dropout_cuck
nicht
amaranth

>Mysterious tier
JeanCocteau
vulva/trista

>Wikipedia tier
Adam Cook (honorary /tv/ member)
fabs

>Plebs
Healey
Kenny
Xarnis
Sprite143
Hentai Cop
Petefic
Asa Pudding
creamy
AlphaPapa
aliliciouz
litprogeek
tttaub
Patricius
Cassiecakes
softhands

>Cuck tier
Alessandro74

>Enemy of Cinema tier
David Ehrlich
Redditova
Josiah Morgan

>>80196326
should have just posted a regular pepe cartoon

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Hello buried stupid thread that I couldn't find by ctrl-f-ing "letterboxd" or "lbg"

http://letterboxd.com/jackieray/

Ask me a question

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Why does Letterboxd like Carol so damn much?

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>>80196425
how was liff?

have you seen l'enfant secret? if not, you should, it's amazing

>>80196425
>t. Jackieray's discord IRC samebuddy

>>80196425
what do you think of creamy?

>>80196359
i'm a longtime rateyourmusic user who is only now switching to letterboxd to catalog film & discovering that this site has a whole new canon of weird users all entrenched in social circles and catty drama with each other is really warming and funny to me

god bless

>>80196466
It's still going man. I'm on my way over there now to watch Respite and maybe What We Le Think in Le Shadows. Haven't seen L'Enfant secret sorry

>>80196484
Not bad but where are the 5 stars? Also how can someone give The Hunt anything above a 2.5? It's "retarded for plot's sake": the movie

dumb archiveposter
I'm taking this shit to the mods

>>80196506
>he didn't like The Hunt
dropped

>>80196305
haha no one duplicated this post
there's no pic of amaranth dancing
no one wants to take pics of her lanky ass dancing hahaha

>>80196506
have fun,

if you ever get the chance to see l'enfant..., it's absolutely worth it; one of the greatest ever

>>80196425
>Carax's worst
>De Palma's worst
>Linklater's worst
>Gallo's worst
>one of Truffaut's worst
Do you just try to have the most contrarian taste possible.

But at least A Spring for the Thirsty is good Ilyenko, though it's the only one most people have ever seen.

>>80196642
YEAH FUCK TRUFFAUT!

>>80196642
Who you tryna get crazy wit, ese?

No I don't try to be contrarian, I think 5 stars for Shoot the Piano Player shows this. If you've actually seen Greetings describe the last joke to me, it's pretty unforgettable

T O M Y C I S G E N D E R F R I E N D S

>it's a Amaranth give a objectively shit movie 4 stars episode

>>80196744
Where the Dead Go to Die is secretly a masterpiece, fuk u

I miss jackieposting in the general

>>80196884
Jackieray being the default boogeyman for every post that you don't like would be the funniest shit ever. It'd work OUTSIDE /lbg/ too because it's such a funny phrase.

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>>80196978
das spookie

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>mfw rostova is 3'7"

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>>80197043
>mfw rostova is actually a heathly 7'3"

>>80196978
omg r u hackeing

>>>/pol/115767478

follow the vulva
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>>80197133

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letterboxd.com/27AMDi34/

>avant-garde
>short form
>nonobjective
>verse-film
>structuralism
>video art

>>80197160
wow! you sound really intelligent.

>>80197133
I keep trying to follow the vulva but keep failing

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https://letterboxd.com/Arokz/

Carnival of Souls was a pleasant surprise

>>80197152
>left is even misspelled
it's PLEBEIAN
JESUS FUCK
HOW THE FUCK HARD IS IT TO REFERENCE A GOOGLE SEARCH? YOU GOD DAMN REDDIT FUCKS

>>80197160
omg what a boring person you are

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Id6oS3L-D9A

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>>80197180
Indeed I'm

>>80197783
>THAFEEWIN2INTYEAHLHAYJINT to play chess with people

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Eyes are a TV

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>>80197896

>>80198602
this is the worst movie i've ever seen

>>80198637
I have. Enjoyed both it and The Face of Another but Woman in the Dunes will always be one of my all time favorites. I really hope Criterion releases a Blu Ray set of Teshigahara. He had some of the most interesting premises for films.

>>80198722
One of my favourites!

Have you seen Pitfall?

>>80198739
They announced The Apu Trilogy not too long ago so I would say things are looking up. Honestly, I'd even be happy if it was just Woman in the Dunes.

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http://letterboxd.com/smoothhands/list/artavazd-peleshian-ranked/
Just finish my highly anticipated list friends. Special thanks to those that kept their eyes out 0_0
gimme them thoughts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xm7LvJCY_WA

>>80199045
Nobody watches that shit, so what kind of fucking feedback do you expect?

Stupid kek.

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>>80199045
Let he who knows kino cast the first stone

>>80199185
you should bud 'our century' and 'Beginning' are 5/5

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>>80199045
worth the hype

>>80199343
stupid weeb

>>80196359

Why are they plebs?

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>>80199343
good looking out

>>80199045
Will you do Takashi Ito or Stan Brakhage ranked lists soon?

https://letterboxd.com/director/nathan-smith

is this the brain damaged 40 year old tranny lmfao

>>80199463
I could see myself doing getting into Ito and doing a list. I dont care enough to watch all of Brakhage.

Ill probably get back on Mekas and make a list first

>>80199426
dropout c.u.c.k. why do you insist on speaking like a nigger

>so... this video piece i made about paul walker x vin diesel (it is also sorta about dziga vertov... u just have to see it to find out how LOL) doesn't officially premiere until its gallery showing next march... but also feel free to hit me up for the link if you are so inclined. some of u have already seen it lol

>>80199587
im JoJo friend

>>80199591
right wing death squads cant come soon enough

>also: does anyone know how you get all the info from tmdb to letterboxd?? i can never get this to work :/

>>80199630
im JoJo friend

>>80199677
im JoJo friend

>>80199732
no I mean who the fuck is jojo

>>80199760
im JoJo friend

>>80199760
>>80199045

>>80199045
Does it bother anyone else that phrases like "This flight and this drama are revealed in this philosophical film-poem." are so broadly thrown around when concerning art film? Like the phrase "tone poem" really chaps my ass. Makes me think that the people that keep saying these lines have never glanced at poetry or philosophy and cheapen both just so they can have inflated buzzwords. Maybe it's autism, but I find it horribly pretentious and the mark of not knowing how to express something without these big sexy words.

OFFICCIAL VULVA "COCK KID"" REVIEW

= JAMES ""ANDREAS"" HEALY how much did it cost to license the song ?????
= THE AMERICAN MARRIED FIGURE MAN PRESENTED is the most AMERICANEST figure ive witnessed CONGRATS ON SUCH A FIND
= BEGINNING GIRL MONOLOGUE IS ADDICTING LIKE GOOD PORNOGRAPHY, love her BIG PHAT LIPS
= AS EVERYONE LAUGHS IN END I LAUGH TOO AT THAT FUCKING BETCH BLEDING TO FACKING DETH!!!!!!!!!!!! HA HA!!!! DIE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO MUCH WANTING IN HER TO PERISH DIE!!!!!!!!!
- another fabolous moment: when the STUPID FUCKING CRACKWHORE IS ALMOST FORCED TO EAT FECES LOVE THAT PART! ! ! ! ! ! EATSHIT FUCKING SCUM! ! ! EAT WHAT YOUR MASTER HAS PREPARED!!!!!!!

NOT A GOOD FILM THOUGH ! !

NOT A GOOD FILM THOUGH ! !

>tfw can't distinguish realposting from archiveposting and just ignore every post

>>80200000
Every post is a real post.

Nice get.

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Guys, I'm crying right now.

Just looking at her picture makes me feel something strange inside. I guess you could call it "love". I'm in love with Amaranth. I've lost interest in all girls, besides her. Girls who are considered "hot" by the general male population don't cut it for me anymore.

Amaranth really is all I think about all day, every day. I really do cry myself to sleep at night thinking about how I'll never be with her. If only she knew I existed in this life, if only she knew my deep profound love for her. I know that will never happen though. That is the thought that makes me so sad when I look at her. I'll never be with her, but I'll continue to love her until the day I die.

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Guys, I'm crying right now.

Just looking at her picture makes me feel something strange inside. I guess you could call it "love". I'm in love with Emily Jean. I've lost interest in all girls, besides her. Girls who are considered "hot" by the general male population don't cut it for me anymore.

Emily Jean really is all I think about all day, every day. I really do cry myself to sleep at night thinking about how I'll never be with her. If only she knew I existed in this life, if only she knew my deep profound love for her. I know that will never happen though. That is the thought that makes me so sad when I look at her. I'll never be with her, but I'll continue to love her until the day I die.

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Guys, I'm crying right now.

Just looking at his picture makes me feel something strange inside. I guess you could call it "love". I'm in love with Humphrey Bogart. I've lost interest in all girls, besides him. Girls who are considered "hot" by the general male population don't cut it for me anymore.

Humphrey Bogart really is all I think about all day, every day. I really do cry myself to sleep at night thinking about how I'll never be with him. If only he knew I existed in this life, if only he knew my deep profound love for him. I know that will never happen though. That is the thought that makes me so sad when I look at him. I'll never be with him, but I'll continue to love him until the day I die.

>>80200357
She looks so hot and tranny as fuck in that pic. :3

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The aesthetic of Kaurismäki's films is beautiful, can't wait to see Toivon tuolla puolen in the cinema.

I loved the striking theatrical acting in Ivan the terrible. Every slight or grand movement fits and is perfectly coordinated and performed.

https://letterboxd.com/FutureDays/

>>80197310
Carnival of souls is amazing. Shame the director never did another feature film.

>>80200679
>it's a real, live poster
Bless you

could this be automated shitposting?
I refuse to believe an actual "human being" has been doing this for days

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There's already so many posts. Let's draw some of it out for a deeper look, toy with it, take it into a new light with inventive and expressive posting. Freud would suggest doing so as a way to look into our minds.

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this is cool
http://vimeo.com/92286410

>tfw Californication ended tonight

I have way too many feels right now, it's not ok.

>>80201477
hey, can I eat nutella off you?

>>80201529
Only if you're a cute grill.

>>80201585
a cute grill with a very feminine dick :)

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>>80201631

>>80201690
come on bby, it'll be worth it

I want you to direct the fuck out of my boipussy

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http://letterboxd.com/cinebel/

Probably looking forward to Malick's films
There's always loads of unexpected stuff released that no one anticipated

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Hmmmmmmmm

>>80201853
>1000 word review

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http://boxd.it/bJIA

So I decides to bring film club back from the dead because these threads are total shit now and at least this might help a little bit (or not at all, what the fuck do I know...)

>>80202092
All hail hentai the saviour of /lbg/

And soon to be the saviour of Canadian cinema.

what the fuck's going on here?

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>>80202461

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>>80202461

>>80192715
Ah shit this nigga's having a bad set. Don't let them break you Kramer!

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http://letterboxd.com/Synt/

What's everyone's plan over the weekend?

>DUDE I'M SYNT LMAO SO COOL XD

>>80202879
Practice my shitpost game in /lbg/

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>>80202879
Watching Rear Window and Lawrence of Arabia later today.

http://letterboxd.com/Lozjudai/

>>80202879
I'm going to watch the neon memeon later today (or maybe tomorrow), other than that probably just too watch Netflix and chill

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>>80202879
Watching Gregory's girl, Hopefully!

>>80202901
Ah, I had that watchlisted as well. Might check it out now.

>>80203017
Did you get the 4k remaster of LoA?

>>80202879
Watching Gregory's girl, Hopefully!

>>80203145
Nah it´s on Finnish netflix with the title: Lawrence of Arabia: Restored Version.

>>80197160
boy. you are the most pretentious guy i've seen in a while

>>80203071
she gets eaten by her friends

>>80197160
>dude i don't watch real films lmao

>>80203231
"Friends" like that she can do without!

>>80203185
Hmm, it could well be it.
I can't think of when/if it was last "restored".

>>80203231
Epic XD!!

>>80203263
It´s in 1080p at least

>>80203373
Is it your first time?

>>80203231
I fee like knowing this probably won't effect the enjoyment of the film

I imagine this isn't some big twist ending, and I'll still get to enjoy the wild ride up to that point

in summary, bad meme

>>80203480
It is. Jena Malone pretends to be her friend but only craves her youth. The lesser model that ate her feels sick and disembowels herself too. Shitty flick.

>>80203660
More Epic XD!!!

>>80202879
Watching some Chantal Akerman hopefully.

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>>80203722

>>80203660
Jena Malone is too good for that piece of shit movie.

>>80203785
Emily Jena Malone is too good for this world

>>80203763
that's not a review

I shit on Emily Meme

Emily Meme loves my shit.
I let her pee in my mouth

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Getting to 700 soon

http://letterboxd.com/lozjudai/

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>>80203960
perhaps i could recommend you some alternatives

If you read this post, you must watch Clones of Bruce Lee

>>80204234
I accept, this is my fate now

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>>80204234
I don't and I won't

>>80204234
reply to this post or bruce lee will kill your mother in her sleep tonight

>>80204550
How can this Bruce Lee woman kill people in her sleep?

>>80204576
She's one of the greatest martial artists in the world dumbass

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/thegr1fter

Hello, rec me some shit please.

>>80204680
Superbad
House Bunny
Zombieland
Easy A
The Amazing Spiderman
Birdman
Aloha
Magic in the Moonlight
Irrational Man
La La Land
Battle of the Sexes

>>80204707
no

>>80204749
tes

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RIP

>>80204707
>asks for shit
>receives literal shit
Poetry

>>80204947
There is not one shit movie on there senpai
inb4 la la land or birdman is first choice because CONTRARIAN LOL

>>80205004
All of them are besides Birdman my friend. Even though Emily Jean almost ruined it with her melodramatic yelling (not acting lol).

>>80205073
>it's a yelling scene so it's not acting
Top tier pleb.

>>80205130
It's the only scene she actually tries to act but she falls short so it's just her yelling. I'm embarrassed I even have to explain it to you jfc.

>>80205285
So what, the twenty-or-so other scenes of her weren't acting, she's just saying gibberish, right? Can't grasp anything subtle, gotta know at a half-glance with bare minimum attention span when the "acting" starts, therefore undermining the entire point of the art.
Always cringin' when you dopey kids try to act like you know a thing about anything and then make a half-witted non-argument like that as an earnest dismissal of their performance. You don't know shit, m'man.

My Mann

Mannchildren pls go

>>80207202
>>80207220
More like Mannhunter, am i right LOL!

>>80205073
yelling and rapid blinking

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https://letterboxd.com/machill54/

Messed up that a film as good as 2 males for alexa can be as unknown as it is
Even ignoring how good the actual film is it has Rosalba Neri's boubies in it, strange to think it didn't even get a DVD release until now

All of a sudden I have the urge to rewatch Deja-Vu.

But I dunno guys all of Tony's films these days read as a cry for help and all of the shots of bridges in DV just elevate that to a whole new level.

>>80207990
it's gonna be a deja vu

What kind of sick pervert says boubies?

Mac "Reddit" Hill does.

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why is she so cute, bros?

>>80208728
She isn't. You must be a grannylover

>>80209323
>40
>granny

I want underagefags to leave.

>>80209385
Bitches hit the wall at 26 at the most

>>80209898

*follows pastafrola*

>>80209917
Anon! Get off the internet, your stepdad is here to take you to your mothers for the weekend!

faggot deleted it

here it is for posterity

1/?

>4Chan Is Talking About Us

>You probably don't care if they are, anyway. I don't. I think it's bloody hilarious. There's an entire community on 4chan devoted to slagging this site off. How do you feel about this?

>For an online magazine I contribute to I wrote an article about it.

>I have posted it below:

>Isn’t it amazing, the stuff you can find on the internet? Never in a library could you find tracks of obscure artists from the 1950′s to immediately listen to, silent films from the 1910′s to be displayed instantly, or intimate showcases of bestiality deftly tucked under the Internet’s no-no rug designated solely for creeps and curious teenagers.

>It is then, with great astonishment and delight, that my friend discovered a congregation of sniggering proles assembling in the far, vile corners of 4chan like a group of conniving intergalactic pond scum talking about yours truly, me.

>A little background knowledge then, so you understand their near unintelligible ramblings, I’m on the website Letterboxd, under the alias Peterpib2, pretty much just a Twitter for film without character restrictions on your posts.

>>80210047
>not already following the Pasta

2/?

>>80210347
>In other words, better. You can post reviews of films, yadayada, and there’s a great little community that’s a sort of digital update of the kind of parochial town in Midsomer Murders. Everyone knows each other and the people are really friendly.

>Unlike, say, 4chan, the single most heinous collection of reprehensible dross on the net. That’s not meaningless speculation, just go on the site and you’ll have enough evidence to agree. I mean, they do churn out the occasional popular meme, but that’s 0.0005% of the site’s user base.

>Anyway, I digress. I was in school when my friend alerted me that people on 4chan were talking about me. Rather disturbingly, their archives were left unblocked on their computers, despite far more harmless sites having their access denied for more asinine reasons, such as a blog about frogs with the reason “criminal skill”.

>But I was astounded to see the lengths people would delve into your life on the web to make fun of you, especially when anonymous. I guess it’s the equivalent of a celebrity’s private life being discussed by the bovine dolts who religiously watch TMZ, but I’m not in the slightest bit notable.

>Why me? Well, on 4chan, nobody is free from ridicule. Nobody. Somewhere, someone on the Internet is talking about you. Watching you. Spying on you. Joking about your every endeavour. (This is where I would make an NSA joke, but that’s too 2013 for a hip dog like me.)

3/?

>>80210420
>I think it’s completely genius, don’t get me wrong. It’s the only place in the world you can truly say whatever you want without fear of reprimands.

>Peterpib confirmed for major pleb” claims anonymous, sounding like a drunk George Alagiah in a pub brawl. An other 4channer comments on my bio, particularly laughing at the fact I called myself a lad. Obviously, he’s never met me, cos I’m such a lad I’d knock his lights out easy. (For all intents and purposes, that was sarcasm, in all likelihood I’d probably get knocked out and beg mercy to a three legged chihuahua.)

>What’s especially revealing about the character of these people, is that they called me that after reading one of my reviews, finding out the trivial fact that I rated the frankly brilliant Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford four stars, while saying “there’s a five star film in here somewhere, but I just didn’t connect with James as much as I should have. A rewatch is in order.” Personally, I don’t see the problem with the completely rational concept that you can think a film has more potential on a rewatch than on a first watch. But, oh well. I might as well be reasoning with a pebble.

>“COULD THIS BE THE NEW DRIVER” says one of 4chan’s many expert bollocksmiths. An explanation is needed here, Driver is a dude on the site. People for some reason, at least on 4chan, think he’s a gormless idiot who’s got the cinematic taste of a caveman, though their preconceptions are completely wrong. He just has a different opinion from them. And that’s clearly the same for myself.

>>80210389
page glitched when i refreshed and comments disappeared, they're lost

4/5

>>80210490
>“He gave Le Samurai 3 1/2. Yeah, possibly.” I don’t care what anyone says, Refn’s Drive was Le Samurai upgraded. There was chemistry in the silence between Carey Mulligan and Ryan Gosling, but with Alain Delon, who starred in the latter, his silence wasn’t intriguing at all. But you know what, at the end of the day, it is just a different opinion.

>They didn’t stop at me, though, they moved on to my best friend, James Haves, also on Letterboxd, and a regular contributor right here on YUOnline. “That Film Brat (James Haves) has met the director of Mean Girls. What have you done?” One wannabe pundit mentions. He’s got a point. James did meet the director of Mean Girls. And that’s probably more notable than anything those deadbeats have ever done, perhaps with the exception of “my first haircut”, or “joined E-Harmony”.

>But they go on. “I stole his lunch money every day for 6 years”. And in reply someone says “well, you must be one of those people who was bullying him in school. Well, guess what! He’s attending an online school now! TAKE THAT, BULLY! I’m not joking.” True that, true that. James does indeed go to an online school, you weren’t joking. What next, then? What? Nothing? Yup, they just end the conversation there and discard it like a moldy loaf of bread. I suppose James just isn’t as interesting as me, because after that, they come right back to me. Someone mysteriously got hold of one of my old Youtube videos and posted it.

5/5

>>80210566
>Not only was this great promotion, admittedly not to the right audience, no publicity is bad publicity. And you know what? Driver thought that video was entertaining. So nyah-nyah.

>“his moms in it” cleverly observes one intelligent, grammatical genius. “#SWAG”, comments an ironic contributor to this clearly life altering thread, what a bundle of laughs he is! “TOP LAD”, as one wisely points out. Both funny, and true. “DOGGIE TO THE RESCUE” another posts with a photo of my dog running. “this video is just making me sad for him” declares an other participant. They then ignored the subject of my videos, and went on to talk about such integral manners to the country as the degrading fiscal state of the economy. Just joking. They went on to talk about boobs. Probably.

autistic/10, would laugh again

>>80210602
http://letterboxd.com/terencemalickz/film/anonymous-2011/

>>80210649
lel

/Kinoheimr


New account. I watch mostly pleb tier stuff.

Any advice on writing reviews?

>>80211474
>Any advice on writing reviews?
read professional reviews, try to recognise a generalised structure and work from that until you formulate your own style

>>80202879
>the days when synt would post and there was no autism

>>80211872
Synt is a normal user, never was anyone special. It's just that in this new-new-new-/lbg/ a normal user suddenly is above the average.
Actually, even more golden days were shit, as anyone can see by the retard archiveposting.

>>80212099
Aren't the golden days supposed to be the be all and end all of this general? Who are best posters of all tiers/generations then?

>>80180867
Yo homies

>>80213077
Sup my nigga

>>80180867
Yo homies

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>Synt was 7 when I discovered 4chen

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>Emily Jean was 12 when I discovered 4chan

>>80214218
Emily Meme WISHES she was Synt!

>>80214264
Synt WISHES she was Emily Meme!

>>80214289
No! Emily Meme WISHES SHE WAS SYNT!!

>>80214372
No! SYNT WISHES SHE WAS Emily Meme!!

>>80214387
Yeah, you're right. Nobody wants to be Synt!

>>80214449
You're supposed to say MOTHERFUCKAAAAAAAA!!!!!

>>80214473
Yeah, you're right. Nobody wants to be Emily Meme!

>>80214530
You're supposed to say MOTHERFUCKAAAAAAAA!!!!!

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/birdboy

Y'all got Logan reviews?

>>80214930
>TTOL 4/10
>Latest capeshit 9/10
Holy...

>>80216472
Buncha fucking faggots. Death to all ratings boards

>>80216211
Logan is good you embryo

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>tfw in love with a /lbg/ regular

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>>80195682
Damn fine user. Has a lot of classics under his belt...
Wait that's me!

https://letterboxd.com/thepartyoftea/

Anyone else still sad about Robert Osborne's passing? He seemed liked a cool guy to have a glass of wine with and browse his movie collection.

>>80217311
Who

>>80217410
Yeah I enjoyed watching him talk about movies with Sally Field, he was so sincere and genuine about sharing his film knowledge. I just skip through Ben Mankiewicz nowadays.

>>80217410
Pretty sad, he was a great lad

Does anyone here actually enjoy VHSRips?

>>80204680
Body Melt
I Drink Your Blood
Toyko Gore Police
Nothing

>>80202879
Likely knock one or two things off the queue, then add four more.

>>80217410

>>80202203
>And soon to be the saviour of Canadian cinema.
How so?

>>80217716
Oh, yeah. A beauty in itself. Even more a real VHS tape.
Sure, there's some nostalgia involved, but that level of fucked up image( many times even the aspect ratio) had its trash charm

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>>80217843
It seemed acceptable when there was no other alternative (how many people had a laserdisc player?), but now with DVD and BD it feels so primitive by comparison.

what will tonites entertainment be

NEW THREAD: >>80217617
NEW THREAD: >>80217617
NEW THREAD: >>80217617
NEW THREAD: >>80217617
NEW THREAD: >>80217617

Ignore the desperate shitposter above.

For the new thread:
>>80218072
>>80218072
>>80218072

>>80217965
It absolutely does. But that's much of the charm of it.