White boys on suicide watch

>>80179243
Nice, free snacks.

>>80179243
t. /r/AsianMasculinity

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>>80179303

t.stormfront

This looks nothing like the comic book. Fuck this shit.

>>80179243
The actor playing Archie is actually half-asian.

>>80179243
>Archie and Reggie still not fucked or kissed for prank
Fuck this show

Is it just one ronery asian guys who spams this stuff 24/7 or is it like some Chinese government program?

>>80179351
I'd brap that ass

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only girl who hasn't been BLACKED

>>80179243
>t. r/asianmasculinity

>>80179692

she looks so fucking weird I can't get over it

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>>80180269

>swn step on my balls

Based Jughead!

But yeah the show is shit. It's essentially Betty and Veronica are detectives, Archie exists but does nothing, and some extremely flamboyant and abrasive gay guy being gay in every single scene

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>>80180466

alpha males brfo

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>tfw he will never bully you and force you to suck his cock while he calls you a fag

:(:(:(

>>80179243
RICED

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>>80180269

>>80180492
>Sprays Jughead Jones was here in semen

>>80179484
It does actually. Afterlife with Archie.

what the fuck does this have to do with Archie other than using the same character names?

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>>80180587

>>80180631
What doesnt it? Why is this so triggering? There have been a number of live action series and a lot of different interpretations in comics. They're teens here w/ a twin peaks vibe. That's about the only difference, same characterizations and stuff, guy that runs the comic company writes and showruns.

>>80179243
He stood up to that dirty Chink. Good for him. Fuck the subhuman races.

I honestly can't get into it. I really tried. I'm all for the cheesy and dumb plots, I even watch once upon a time for the laughs. But something about this show just bores me and rubs me the wrong way

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>>80180722

Haters are either buttmad /pol/tards or toxic comic book fans that don't understand that a modern TV adaption is not going to be a 100% adaption of a 75 year old franchise

>>80179243
whats the purpose of this show?

>>80179243
Sorry, but asians are incapable of cucking anyone.

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>>80181265

>>80180631
If you really think this then you really don't know anything about Archie.

so is this show actually good

>>80181238
to avoid an hour of dead air

>>80181329
no, watch the 100 instead

>>80181329
>edgy live-action Archie show
>on the CW
>rainbow coalition casting
I know which option the smart money is on

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>sorry boys, elevator is full

>>80180492
I will never have the balls to do this
Not that this situation will happen to me anyway

Free candy

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>>80179243
>3 young and handsome guys

reggie should ambush-rape jughead
archie then comfort-fuck jughead
jughead then thanks-fuck archie
archie then revenge-rapes reggie
reggie then apologize-fuck jughead
jughead then forgives-fuck reggie

I WANT TO SEE THIS NAOW

>>80179243
lel what is going on there why do they fight like shit?

The CW is the day time television version of prime time television

>>80179243
Its actually fucking incredible how little this has to do with the source material

>Reggie is now Asian and gay
>Moose and Jughead are now gay
>Veronica is now Brazilian and is gay for Betty
>Centered around a murder mystery with a grim theme

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>Elliot Roger unironically believed this is how "alpha males" get women

>>80179243

post what happens next please

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>>80181466
these ugly bitches figuratively scream how obnoxious and unaware they are

>>80181586

but it literally is.

you must be an ugly fuck

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>>80179243
CHINAMAN FILTH GET OFF MY BOARD

>>80181546
They're teenagers.

>>80181551
>reggie, moose and jughead are gay

is this true? might watch the show if it is. they're good-looking and if true that they're gay then they're normal-gay not disgustingly femme-gay like that kevin character.

>>80181662
they look like theyre in their mid 20s and I have seen 6 year olds pull off better fights than that

literally lmao pushing and gently putting him on the floor while having shitty camera work in a desperate attempt to hide how bad this is

wtf i love the cw now

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>>80181551

you seem like the person who complains about how Nick Fury and the random gate guard in Thor are played by black men

>>80181551

I'm okay if asian and gay but the reason I'm not watching is that it's not the comfy-funny Archie that I love. It's basically Pretty Little Liars with two girls and two guys instead of four girls. Or is it five girls? And I don't enjoy Pretty Little Liars.

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>>80179616

I hated the

>MUH SLUT SHAMING MUH BLM

episode. Fuckin insufferable.

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Dont know what show this is but Dylan a CUTE!!!

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>>80181990

APOLOGIZE FOR INSULTING EPISODE 3

>>80181998

he's become so handsome <3 <3 <3

>>80182018

APOLOGIZE FOR BEING A MASSIVE MORON

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>>80181998
>>80182027

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>>80182068

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>>80180498
>those lockers
wait a minute..

>>80181998
Dylan isn't in this show.

>>80182068

I LOVE YOU, COLE!

>>80182126

lol i didn't notice that anon type "dylan" all my attention was on that hot pic

but anon's pic >>80181998 is cole though

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>>80182126
>As if there's a difference between the two
>As if I care enough to notice

>>80182221

not that anon. i can tell the diff between them but i don't mind you mixing the names as long as you post those hot pics. actually i didn't notice you typed "dylan" all my attention was on your pic. <3

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>>80182273
>beronica

>>80182273

>beats

Dropped

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>tfw you will never be as eternally cucked as the collective asian male population of planet Earth

loving every laugh

>>80182221

I'm curious who leaked this pic. Also, they've become hotties. Hopefully one or both of them will do a gay sex scene with a young handsome guy or with each other.

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>>80182358

>>80179243

>all the kids stood and watched instead of whipping their phones out to record the fight

not realistic at all

>>80182273
Goddess.

>>80182472

why would they use phones to record when there are professional cameras recording the fight? idiot.

>>80182552

>professional cameras recording a highschool fight

not realistic at all

>>80179485
Maoris arent asian you fucking moron

>>80179243
Is this show as gay as it looks?

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>>80182945

n-no

>>80182945
it's /ourshow/

>>80182945

Think about how gay it looks. Really picture it in your mind as vividly as you can. Now multiply that by 100.You're still nowhere near the amount of gay this show is.

>>80182945

It's aimed/written for angsty teengirls.

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>>80183001

gotta be honest, i hate seeing asian men who have bigger muscles than me.

i'm supposed to be the master raceereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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>>80180552
them thicc lips..

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""""""""""Asian""""""""""' """""""""""masculinity"""""""""

I just saw the news and this show got renewed.

Looks like they're making this the new OC/TVD

>>80183001

Literally homosexual.

> turned into a fag thread

Typical chinmen

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>>80182425
You're a real optimist kid

>>80180552
Is that a pre-op or a Ringwraith

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>>80183315

>>80183520

Doesn't this guy play video games all day?

>>80181493
You literally just have to do it and not give a shit. The risks are pretty low all things considered of going in for the kiss.

Wait a second, i know i am completely retard but i just realized you guys posting dylan sprouse as jughead... Dylan sprouse as in zack and cody? Holy shit i didn't even recognize him at all.

>>80179351
You don't need to be a goober to laugh at insecure asians and their baby dicks

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>>80184567
Think he has posted on /v/ a few times and has tweeted about 4chan before, he is literally /ourguy/
>>80184650
Plus if she pulls back just pretend you where dabbing

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>>80184692

Cole plays jughead, people started posting Dylan on accident and are now doing it ironically

>>80179243
Where the fuck did they find a tall Asian who's not Yao Ming?

I mean yeah Archie's actor is like 5'6" so it makes him look taller but still.

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>>80185132

KJ is 5'11

>>80185176
5'11" is manlet King also just realized that guy i defs Pacific Islander mix.

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>>80181897
>>80182908

i hate my life. I will be a virgin forever. I will never get a gf

>>80179692
i started watching the show for this semen demon

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>>80185361

she needs more scenes desu

>>80181296
cuckolding is trully the whiteman's thinkings fetish

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>>80185438
agreed

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>>80185625

best gril

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>>80185665
UNNNNNNNGH

every role Sophie Cokebloat Turner is currently cast in needs to be recasted with this superior piece of genuine ginger perfection

>>80183107
No it isnt you autist. It's camp, very self aware.

I've been on suicide watch for 6 years, AMA

>>80182273
>beats
dumb slut