100 Years, coming out Nov. 18th 2115

Whatever it is, it's immediately better than Boyhood due to the involvement of John Malkovich.

>>80178834
>It's going to be better than Boyhood.
Anything is better than Boyhood

The world will not exist then. We will have destroyed ourselves.

I don't like John Malkovich.

>>80178834
>Your great-grandchildren will be discussing it on this very board.
>implying I'll ever get a gf/wife

>>80178859
>not wanting to be John Malkovich

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>>80178859

>>80178834
tfw statistically one person who is browsing this board right now will ave the opportunity to see this kino at age 115-120

he still may decide to fuck off and play vidya on oculus rift 4.0

Serious question: with how science and medicine is advancing, could I (20 yo.) feasibly live to be 120?

What is this?

>>80178977
yes.
scientists have predicted already that the first person to live to 150 has already been born, likely around the early 2010's.

>>80178973
I genuinely think anyone around their 20s will live that long. >>80178977

>>80178834
>The Movie You Will Never See

Reminds me of that South Park episode where Cartman inherits an amusement park.

>>80178977
hahaha no

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>>80178834
>see the poster
>get HOYPPPPPPPP thinking its Malkovich as Lenin movie
>its Louis XIII

fuck you for giving me false hope OP fuck you

>>80178977
Bitch please, we both know you eat like shit and abuse the shit out of your internal organs with drugs and alcohol.

You won't live past 35.

>dude they waited 100 years lmao

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>>80179059
you've got me there, anon

>>80178834
>gimmick to sell alcohol

>yeah hello

What a shit bag.

>>80178857
This

>>80179188
Don't you see? I'm shilling for a film none of us will ever see!

It's brilliant!

>Robert Rodriguez

I feel bad for the filmgoers of 2115

>>80179017

That is what Trump is doing with America and Obama's travel ban.

What happened to Robert Rodriguez's involvement with this? I remember when it was first being talked about it was both by him and JM, but now all the ads for it only show JM. Was he thrown off the movie for creative differences?

>>80179320
kek

>>80178859
>I am a huge pleb, please shit on my face

>>80179352

But seriously it is working now. Notice how much people actually want to travel to America now more than anything? It's a great business tactic.

This leaked. I'm looking on google now though and I can't find any mention of it doing so, and I forget which torrenting website it leaked to. I want to say Kazaa but that definitely wasn't it. There was at least one media site that covered the leak, I'm sure of it.

>it flops
>100 years of hype for a pile of shit
>this man becomes the laughing stock of film for the rest of human history and is dead and can never redeem himself

My prediction TBQH

>>80179516
MANDELA EFFECT

>>80179580
It's not going to have 100 years of hype.

If anything the hype will start to gain traction a year, or a month before it releases in November 2115.

>>80178899
They'll just clone your shit genes for cheap labor and generations of your clones will see it and discuss it on this very board

>>80179635
>implying this thread won't get made on /tv/ and similar movie forums sporadically for the next 100 years

>>80179516
Well, I found a torrent. Could be a "virus".

http://www.topmoviesdownload.com/100-years-movie-download-2017-full-hd-bluray/

>>80178834
>>80178834
It's going to be some stupid pretentious art film.

Let me ask you this. how well do movies from 100 years ago hold up?

It's just going to be a time capsule from a 100 years ago. Which seems thrilling idea but are nearly always disappointing. Like a few pages from a catalogue, some money, some news clippings about a farmer that lost his pig.

It's just gonna be a bad art movie. A movie that otherwise would have gotten a few thousand views as art students.... but it becomes an amazing sounding thing if it's going to be in a vault for 100 years, the legend "of what it could be", much like a time capsule, will be much grander than it really is.

And like a time capsule, our grandchildren will see it on hype and be very disappointed that it's a bad movie even by the standards set 100 years before...

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>>80180003
>how well do movies from 100 years ago hold up?
Pretty good.

>>80180003
its gonna have next level 100 years in the future cgi and VR etc

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>>80180003
>Let me ask you this. how well do movies from 100 years ago hold up?
Your plebbery is astounding.

>>80180377
VHAT EEZ DEESE?

>>80180377
those arent even real elephants

>>80178834
>>Your great-grandchildren

pls no

>>80179516
>Kazaa

>>80180702
ikr? i get all my files from limewire, shits awesome

>>80179516
Can't even find it in my history, what is this?

>>80179091
It's not too late to change your lifestyle. Give yourself over to the /fit/ gods.

>>80178859
You're wrong.
You do like John Malkovich.

>>80178834
>pretentious shit the movie

>>80180597
Remember anon.
Years from now on your death bed, tell your grandchildren that they have to shitpost in your name on /tv/ once the thread comes out, tell them to say it's shit while posting Armonds face.

>>80181048
I'm gay, anon.

>implying people will watch movies 100 years from now

>>80179802
Oh. The download is just a link to another page on the site for more admoney.

>>80178834
>implying it won't leak this year

>>80178977
With how I eat and how much I drink I'll be lucky to make 80

>>80179659
I'd watch a black mirror episode of that TbH

>>80178937
Movies for this feel?

>>80181088
Why do fags feel the need to tell everyone they are a faggot every chance they can get?

Nobody fucking cares, you're not special.

>>80178977
If you take care of yourself, sure.

The people reaching a hundred years today grew up during the great depression, for god's sake.

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>>80178977

With the way things are going you'l be lucky if you don't get beheaded by the "Neighborhood watch" for not paying your protection money when the soft apocalypse happens