JUST
FUCK
MY
He's nearly 60
SHIT
UP
>>80178442
>>80178464
did he get stung by bees?
XENU
did he inject foreskins directly into his face?
Reminder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdTxrah33_c
It's not revenge... It's punishment.
>>80178558
Hey guys, can you crank the air conditioning?
Weew. His Ex-wife aged a lot better imho.
>>80178995
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUkBk-Xq62s
>It's a little HHHUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAHHHHHHHGGGGT in here
>>80179150
m-maybe it'll do well in the overseas market?
He times his botox injections so his face looks bloated in between shooting for movies.
>>80178517
Lol defending this manlet
Fag haha
Tom had a good run. dude's 54 years old.
Nobody can outrun time, not even modern plastic surgery.
just implant my jaw up senpai
>>80179531
how much is a jaw implant
i want what he's got
>>80179439
>Nobody can outrun time
>>80178442
JUST nothing, the dude's the best looking man his age on the planet.
>>80179531
Scientology paid for that jaw. If he ever leaves the church they'll repossess it.
>>80179439
>Nobody can outrun time
ya...
>>80179678
shes probably a slag beast with no make up
>>80179531
damn so this is the power of scientology
>>80179531
>just b urself
>>80179593
He is half chink
>>80179265
>Steal Brendan Fraiser's comeback role in his iconic beloved movie series
>Don't tell him until he's acting really depressed on National TV
>Movie trailer releases with no audio and turns a serious reboot of an action comedy into a dark thriller
>Tom Cruise screams like a madman into a microphone for all the internet to hear and turns the MOTY of 2017 into a laughing stock before it even gets momentum going
>Protagonist goes to public event and face looks like a stretched out wet plastic bag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlvCkm2qcHs
Brendan at least found out he was wanted by fans over Tom
>>80179551
just chew gum bro
>>80180173
>Asian Male/White Female is the only good race mixing couple
>>80179531
Besides the teeth, he's pretty cute on the left.
>>80180800
half gooks either turn out good or fucking terrible, there is little to no in between
>>80180856
Half gooks are terrible when the mother is a gook.
>>80180856
Because most of those racemixing couples are white beta losers with asian sociopath sluts
Only the best Asian men can get a top tier white woman and only a top tier white woman is honorable enough for a top tier asian man.
Evolution and mongrelization at work
>>80180967
>>80180909
Be careful about racemixing Hivemind
>>80179531
What are perspectives?
>>80179678
Craig Ferguson is looking sexy
>>80179678
HUBBA HUBBA
>>80179678
Perfect tits.
>>80179531
Naw, he just put on muscle and lost some bodyfat. Can tell from his neck. Fat loss/muscle gain is literally magic.
>>80181212
Losing bodyfat makes your bones wider? Wasn't aware...
>>80181288
Just creates the appearance that it has by removing the fat in surrounding areas.
>>80178517
>Tom Cruise is nearly 60
I'm not ready
>>80180967
That, actually makes quite a bit of sense now that I think about it.
>>80180909
>>80178442
JUST
>>80178517
54 is not "nearly 60" you underage twat
>>80182833
>when you are so insecure about your jaw that you have most of it shaven off
I REALLY REALLY
>>80183342
in the grand scheme of things it kind of is gramps
>>80179439
Aaron looks basically the same. But he's only 49.
leave tom alone please he's one of the few OG hollywood blockbuster stars left
>it's a thread about time and age
>anonfags post pictures of their waifus from previous years
>>80180967
>Evolution
Lol, Keanu has dyslexia or some other disability. Not much for a "top tier mongrel, the future of humanity"
arent they planning on making the mummy a franchise? why did they get someone so old and short to play the lead?
>>80183733
he's going to be the mummy in the second film
>>80182833
what a goddamn shame
>>80183801
may as well replace him with danny devity with a wig, no one will be able to tell the difference by then
>>80178442
he's starting to lose his hair
>>80184020
he's most likely 60% held up by plastic surgery., Just very good surgery. Without it, he would look like shit by now. Just check his face on top gun. He would've grown up to be an average guy, and he would've FUCKING AGED earlier.
>>80180173
>>80180800
>>80180856
Been looking for an excuse to chloe post
>>80183801
They should have Brendan as the mummy
>>80184112
Nah, this is him at 35 without any surgery at the time.
>>80178442
Serious question: Why does every thread about Tom Cruise have to degenerate into religion-bashing?
I follow a certain religion, and every time I come into a Tom Cruise thread I see it attacked. The bylaws of this site say that bigotry is not acceptable here but it happens every time and there is NO enforcement.
>>80184941
Have faith brother Xenu shall strike them down
>>80183384
For her sake I hope it was massater Botox and fillers in underyes and cheeks and lips so that shit will wear off.
>>80185216
It's sculptra, you fucking idiots.
You know how I can tell you don't know anything about plasisurgi or hollywood? Your posts.
>>80185260
you know how i can tell you're fag and a jew?
>>80184941
Fucking this.
Religious bigotry is pretty much allowed against Muslims and Scientologists in this board when its clearly stated that its against the rules and is only permittable in /b/
fucking cancer
>>80178442
He took the Bogpill
When is it going to happen to Stamos?
Dude is 53
Wtf happened to Tom
2 years ago he looked like he was in his mid 40s
>>80182833
does this typically happen when you start living in wisconsin?
>>80183412
49 is not 54
>>80185731
Why is there oil smeared all over this guy's face?
>>80185834
he's american
>>80185857
kek. fuck you
>>80178442
chemical peel
>>80185260
Scultra is a brand of filler and it looks like she got masseter Botox because her jawline is slimmer.
>>80182833
IT'S JUST POTATOES!!
>>80186845
that fucking headline
>>80179531
He used to a sexy fuccboi
>>80178490
Looks like he shot himself with that face numbing shit from minority report
>>80187641
fucking KEK
>>80187563
>>80183412
thats because he looked 60 back when he was in his 30s.
>>80187641
>>80185834
It's Emma Watson fur oil
>>80178442
BOTOX
>>80180800
Keanu is a whole bunch of things, in addition to being Asian and European. Also Bruce Lee was 3/4 Asian.
>>80183342
t. 54yrs