Recommend me some vampire kino /tv/

>>80175400
blade
blade 2
blade 3

>kino

fucking retard

>>80175478
>he watches flicks

>>80175400
30 Days of Night.

>>80175400
blood-c
twilight

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>>80175478
Why does this word trigger you, oh wait, I smell.... I smell.... hmmmm, negative O turbo virgin blood.

>>80175463
Blade is ok, but still doesn't belong in the kino line i.e. Bram Stokers version.

Is Byzantium or Thirst any good?

blade 1-3
underworld 1 and 2
dracula (1992)
fright night
interview with the vampire
nosferatu

>>80175559
thirst was ok, not amazing. haven't seen the other one.

>>80175400
Kate Beckinsale's daughter Lily posted that they live at 2445 Banyan Drive in LA. This has since been confirmed.

>>80175602
and Subspecies is a kinda fun series of vampire flicks

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>>80175640
DELET THIS

>not one person in the thread has mentioned Near Dark

you are all an embarassment to /tv/

>>80175640
looks like meats back on the menu boys

>>80175712
he asked for kino, not flicks

Daybreakers

>>80175640
pls don't hurt kate or lily mo

>>80175602
also gotta add Shadow of the Vampire

>>80175640
>>80175825
>a man was arrested near the house of actress Kate Beckinsale today
>the man was severely overweight, wore a MAGA hat and a t shirt that read "I'm a big guy for cunny", and caught the neighbors' attention by screaming about a "mommy cinematic universe"

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>>80175640
Is this addresskino?

>>80175988
what a fucking terrible garden

jfc this triggers me

I hardly doubt Lily posted her own address any more than Its "Kate's boyfriend supposedly posting her. It's just random crazy stalkers who really need to get out more. Or at least check Instagram accounts before making shit up.

>>80176370
>>80175640
How did her address end up here anyway? I think someone posted that it was originally posted it on /hr/.

>>80176370
This is Lily.

>>80176462
jiggle jiggle jiggle

>>80175400
Valerie and her Week of Wonders.

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>>80175400
the Fright Night movies

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>tfw no pale qt vampire gf

>>80175988
Why is the mailbox in the middle of the sidewalk? Seems very impractical. Is it so that mailmen on bikes can reach it more easily?

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>>80175623
>>80176927
thanks, will check it out.

>>80175895
Watching Noseferatu, the Kinski remake and Shadow of the Vampire in order is certainly a weird experience.
Feels like returning to the scene of a crime, three times in a row.

>>80175400
What we do in the shadows is pure vanpire kino

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'Lifeforce' also John Carpenter's 'Vampires' is underrated

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>>80175400
Pretty underated

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>>80177376
>also John Carpenter's 'Vampires' is underrated
This, Carpenter always gets the tone, setting and music right, don't understand why this movie is so unknown.

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actually not bad


>>80177299
>that dance number

>>80177365
hell yeah

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>>80177597
>that pic

>>80178176
what style home is that?

>>80177830
not bad? it's fucking terrible

>>80178176
Looks like an early 70s suburban ranch-style house.

>>80175400
>swn drain ever last drop of your blood
;-;

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>>80177051
i have so much blood and no qt to share it with

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>>80177376
Patrician

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>>80178176
>Implying someone can outedge mai Beckfu

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Does television count?

>>80178233
it's a lot better than some of the alternatives

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>>80178405
ikr

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>>80178590
kat a cute

>>80178584
still shit though

Daybreakers is pretty good

VtM really fucked over vampire cinema since its inception

>>80178577
catch venereal disease? great fucking catchphrase

>>80175400
Near Dark, nigger.

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>>80178753
Exactly.

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>>80175400

>>80175640
Why did Lily turn out to be so stupid and plain looking? Is Michael Sheen's jizz so weak and toxic?

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>>80175640

>>80175400
Lost Boys
Interview with the Vampire
Blade
Dracula '92
Dusk till Dawn

>>80178931
Be nice to Lily.

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>>80179037
She's not the nicest person herself.

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>>80178931
Like her mom, she has to grow into her looks.

>>80177256
Would you rather it be close to your metal gate so you can check your mail real quick by hopping out of your Jeep?

>>80179071
>joking about strokes
ONE OF US

Is Lily in this thread?

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>>80179125

>>80179071
Can someone explain to me why /tv/ has access to her private instagram again?

>>80179071

Good, the world needs a villain

>>80179197

she thinks we're cool dudes? and how could she not, we are totally cool dudes.

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>>80179197
Lily posts here once in a while.

Twilight saga, do it for the visuals and comfy atmosphere

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>>80178931
u fokin wot?

Bram Stokers Blade

>>80179386
She looks like a Down's girl with a lot of make up

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>>80179428
fucking faggot

>>80179386

Calm down Lily he's just memeing

>>80179428
post your face or immediately cease speaking about my daughter in such a way

>>80179446
it's true. she's a plain jane at best. if she was taller and had a hotter body it wouldn't matter much. she's below average all around.
sad.

>>80179519
>forgetting the exclamation mark after "sad"
Many such cases!

>>80179519
Id still fuck her though

posting actual vampire kino, didn't read any of the shitposts in this thread, maybe some of them have already been listed.

A girl walks home alone at night
Only lovers left alive
Let the right one in
Interview with the vampire

bonuses:
30 days of night
What we do in the shadows.

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>>80179519
and she's fat too.

Lily-Rose is the superior Lily.
Lily mo is shit tier.

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>>80179590
i like both

>>80179519
apologize now

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>>80179647
>lily-mo trying to outlewd Lily-rose

kek. you're way out of your league kiddo. go to bed now.

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>>80179590
>>80179647
>>80179745
Please stop

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>>80179779
Lily-rose was always /ourgirl/.

no one really cares about lily-mo except when she makes threads about herself and samefags them.
sad.

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>>80179647

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>>80179863
>what do you think of lily mo sheen
>Idek her

#rekt

>>80175602
>underworld 1 and 2
Are the other Underworlds bad?

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>>80179863
What are you on about, I (oppai) am a dude, bro.

http://archive.is/WVdYm

Lily's comments actually read like shitposting.

>>80179952
The third one is good but it's not focused on the Vampires, the fourth sucks.

>>80175400
Blood & Donuts

Lily's problem is she is literally famous for being the daughter of Kate Beckinsale. It isn't like she has done anything herself. That and the fact any boyfriend she has is always going to be thinking of her mother.

As to the underworld films. 1 &2 are good. Third is a bit meh. 4th is the worst and the latest is much more like the 1st except they didn't show Selene of as much which was daft but otherwise is pretty good.

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>>80180480
>boyfriend

nope

>>80175988
>no treehouse for Lily
Nope fake

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>>80180644
backyard bruh

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>>80179590
Lily Rose is a coke addict whore who probably get tossed around by dykes at parties.

>>80180917
model tier facial aesthetics holy shit

>>80180847
Fair enough

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>>80180917
>>80180974
Lily Rose Depp plays an underage bisexual seductress in her upcoming film.

>>80175400
I have never heard of or seen a good vampire movie, cartoon, anime or anything at all

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>>80180974
imagine that. her mother was a professional model and her father was johnny depp.

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>>80180917
nothing wrong with doing a little coke now and then if you can afford it.
she definitely doesn't get tossed around by anybody. Her dad has enough money and influence so she doesn't have to fuck kikes.
stay jelly.

okay lemme go through the thread

>>80175463
blade is okay, nothing outstanding but not bad either, worth giving a try

>>80175509
surprisingly decent but the vampires are really strange, worth giving a try

>>80175525
shit

>>80175602
none of them are worth watching except blade

>>80176927
shit, dont waste your time

>>80178680
meeh but worth giving a try

>>80178803
wondered about giving this movie a try myself but havent seen it yet

>>80179018
shit but if I had to rank em Id say blade>interview>rest

>>80179557
shit shit shit, especially let the right one in is overrated as fuck and shadws is a trashy wannabe "comedy"

Why doesn't Lily post a timestamp? Why did there use to be so many rumors about Kate playing WoW?

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>>80181388
?

>>80181681
not that good and low budget shows itself but worth giving a try because it still has entertaining parts and shows some open survival, a big weakness of mine

I wish there were good entertaining survival movies

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>>80181768
zombie instead of vampire but defnitely watch this.

>>80181827
I heard it is bad and pretentious so I decided not to watch it

honestly I am not much into movies anymore because I dig character driven stuff and believe it or not I have discovered anime that does this much better than any movie I have ever seen

>>80181908
What are some animes you like?

>>80182133
Naruto

>>80181388
>He doesnt like Lost Boys

>>80179259

God, whos the old creeper

>>80177376
>>80177597

John Carpenters Vampires, The Lost Boys, and From Duck Till Dawn are probably my three favorite "Fuck vampires, they should all burn" movies.

Also dishonorable mention for Tales From the Crypt: Bordello of Blood. Holy shit that's bad but damn if it didn't have fun with it.

>>80177830
My mom loves this movie

Vampire's Kiss
From Dusk Till Dawn
Blade 1 & 2
Interview with a Vampire

>>80181388
>well known big budget movies
>worth giving a try

You're a moron

.

>>80182768
The Lycan leader from Underworld. I think the one that looks like Kate is his daughter

>>80175400

let the right one in, the ogirinal

>>80175400

Twilight

>>80177830
It shows him slaughtering Turks like a bad ass

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>>80175400
NOBODY posted this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eC5HZzjjI9Y

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>>80182592
ooowww

>>80179952
1 is good, 2 is bad, third one is a lore movie, never saw the 4th

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Dracula 92

>over 100 replies not not once anyone mention of the Blade movies

Neck yourselves

>>80187258
literally first reply
kys

>>80187279
Blade is a real vampire. He can't be seen.

>>80187344
I WAS BORN READY MOTHERFUCKER