Would you get a massage from a man?

Maybe, if it's from a man (female).

is the gum episode the best episode?

>tfw i think it moved watching Shampoo

That Warren Beatty was a handsome man, nh (no homo)

I dunno. Feminine dick, probably. Masculine one, no shot.

one of the worst episodes desu

>>80174962
George was getting worked up over nothing. What's wrong with having a man massage your penis?

>>80175175
It was a different time

korea

hamstring

hoooootel

For physical therapy it shouldn't matter. For a spa type it would have to be a lady.

>>80174962
Short answer: No.
Long answer: Hell naw nigga das gay af! The only man's that can touch me is da lawd and a licensed doctor/physican.

>>80175664
So you are okay with a gay doctor touching your dick and ass?

>>80174962

Why didn't George just ask for a female masseuse? I swear so many problems would have been solved on Seinfeld if the characters just took a few seconds to explain themselves or show some assertion instead of letting themselves get reamed over and over again.

>>80175749
That's not funny though

>>80174962
Depends on what you mean by massage. Physical therapy/chiropractor? Yeah, absolutely. Shirt off, wearing nothing but a towel? No.

>>80175740
One take a man doctor fondled my balls and made me cough.

I dunno why had to fondle me while coughing.
I think he was gay and just trying to cup a feel on me.
I'm an attractive man.

Had to get an ultrasound of my testes recently. From a neckbeard. Let me tell you. Awwwkweeerd.

It doesn't bother me if he's well-groomed

>MY PENIS GOT SEMI ERECT JERRY

What did he mean by this?

>>80174962
Yeah, but only if they're good looking

Will it have a happy ending?

>>80175956
>He doesn't know what a hernia is.

>THE DIRTY KIKE TRIED TO TOUCH ME JERRY

Even Ramis early work was brutal.

>>80175956
have you had a prostate exam yet? because wew lad

>>80175740
Just for medical purposes only, no gay shit

Does not matter depends how good he is.

Its a massage not sex.

>>80176171
Not that anon but I get PT on my prostate and pelvic floor and stuff, and for better or worse, it's a woman. But she's up there, inside me, for like 25 mins. It's intense. Don't know if i'd be able to do it w/ a guy PT.

>>80176222
checked and those 2 statements seem to contradict each other.

>>80176192
what if the gay doctor just came from a bathhouse orgy and is covered in jizz and aids juice? you wouldn't even know it and he would be fondling your cock with a big throbbing hard on under his white doctor coat, so i've heard

>>80175749
Because that goes against the grain of polite society you autist

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>>80176228
>25 minute prostate exam
my exam was literally less than 5 seconds, Asian male doc, jammed his finger in hard, pulled it out and said everything is perfectly fine up there.

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i was in HongKong .. and this super hot chick was asking if i wanted a Massage on the street .. so i said sure

I followed her to an Old apartment ... went up about 18 floors in the elevator the whole time talking about how Good her massages were (Hint of a happy ending scenario ) ... anyways we get into her place ..

>continue?

>>80176228
>25 minute prostate exam
What?! Did they get lost or something?

>>80176326
>>80176343

It's not an exam, it's physical therapy. She's in there poking, reaching, massaging, it's ridiculous. Exams are a breeze, consider yourself lucky.

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>>80174962
No, because he might take advantage of me.

>>80176426
>Physical therapy for a prostate

>>80176426
what if she's a tranny?

Suck it big masseuse, while Jerry watches chained up in the corner.

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>>80176765
She's kinda cute, which makes it not as bad, but i also gotta check myself and not flirt. Looks like a homelier Faora from Man of Steel.

>>80176594
Implying?

Uh yeah pls, just be strong

>>80176443
>MY ARSE IS NOT A CANVAS

>>80174981
>>80175048
fuck off with your /v/ meme

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>>80174962
Honestly, only from a gay man.

I don't want some straight guy awkwardly touching my body.

>>80178889
Who is this semon demon