If you had 20 minutes to rewrite any scene in any film

Tell that to zods snapped neck

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who's paying you

rewrite the accountant
>the scene where anna kendrick appears
>a random actor never worked before (anon) and Anna begin to have mad non simulated sex in the boardroom whilst Ben Affleck looks on

>prisoners

end it with hugh jackman's character sitting in a room with the camera backing away to reveal bars

finally after all these years ive become prisoners

>>80169917
the ending of Logan involving Magneto

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After he wakes up Lawrence, he rapes her and dumps her in the airlock
Then he wakes up 2 other females, and the movie turns into an alien esque horror with pratt going in for the rape

>>80170225
fucking hell dude

>>80170095
>logan about to die by the hands of X24
>suddenly a shadow appears on the wall. A silhouette in the sun and Logan begins to smile
>ITS YOU WHOSE OUT EXXY. OUT OF YOUR MIND

>>80169917
beginning of TDKR

we see CIA survive plane crash and go on the hunt for revenge

>Ghostbusters (2016)
>We can do this girls, we can start our own ghost busting company!
>Permit denied.

>>80170225
STARRING _________ ________

Last 20 of interstellar, get rid of that time space mumbo jumbo and have the ship explode instead of go into the wormhole killing mcaunahey

>>80170349
Idris Elba

>>80169917
Origins, take out the Deadpool fight and make it a Sabretooth fight. Movie fixed.

>>80170225
That's Pandorum.

spoiler

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>>80169917
How much does he pay you?

>>80170405
>females
Fuck off you tryhard redditor

>>80170349
Haley Bennett

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>>80169978
thank god the mods get the jenny threads though.

>>80170454
PICKED UP

>>80169917
Leon, any scene involving the two main characters, change it to hardcore porn

>>80170008
hehe

>>80170501
what is it about the sonic series that attracts all the autists?

>>80169938
Where does that joke come from, or was it just made up for the pasta?

>>80170541
you sick fuck.

>>80170501
Is she even relevant? Other than her Rogue One 'notoriety' I haven't heard of her.

>>80169917
Too many
Civil War - Iron Man or Cap dies at the end
No country for old men - Chigurh dies at the end
BvS - No Doomsday, last act is Supes and Batman taking down Lex and his goons.
Inferno - Same ending as the book, the virus is spread and let like 50% of population infertile.
>>80170325
This, CIA becomes Azrael after Batman is paraplegic.

>>80170501

i want to cum inside of her

>>80170822
SHE'S 13

>>80170225
kino

>>80170454
Is it worth watching?

>>80170076
Nice

>>80170501
>>80170822
>101600 subscribers
What the fuck? I thought she's some obscure 8gag meme. Does she actually make good videos? Any Jennykinos? What's /starting Jenny/?

>>80170870
Well I guess I want to cum in her belly

TELL

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>>80170822

>>80170578
Stuckmann did a rewrite or some shit of part of BvS and that was something batman said to superman. People made fun of him for it naturally

>>80170076
underrated

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CT4NqH6jWQ

>>80171295
>Stuckmann did a rewrite or some shit of part of BvS and that was something batman said to superman.
holy fuck what an autist

>>80171433
he explains it in the vid where he cries about it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qse8LJmPV8

>>80171333
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6mLj3A2z8A

she knows this is everyone's favorite way to fap to her and she keeps it up, also a lot of neck

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Chris Cuckmann in a nutshell

>The guy had this chip on his shoulder , like, you couldn't talk to him about anything other than movies. . This one time, my wife was making casual conversation and asked him what he thought he was going to do (work related) and Chris's response was that he intended to move to California and work toward being a movie critic in L.A. so there was this pause...and my wife asks what how he planned to support himself or maybe go to college first to learn about the trade he wanted to jump into, with him being a "filmmaker" and all and his face just changed. I don't think he realized it but after that he pretty much ignored my wife and gave off a little attitude for the rest of the trip. He really was planning to move to LA and he planned to cling on to the Schmoes Know and all their contacts (this is what he does).

>There was no room for casual conversation with Chris, no getting to know him. Everything was either about movies or something superficial. We were adults talking to a child who didn't know how to carry a real conversation and it was awkward. When it was clear Chris didn't want to talk about anything personal we pulled back and our conversations were much..much shorter. "

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>tweeting the director that you bought a blu-ray of his movie

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>h-hey guys, m-mind if I get in th-the photo?

>>80171575
So he's one of us but even less self aware and """"""famous"""""""?

>>80171608
didnt he tweet he wanted to pick nice guys for best picture but was stuck with having to choose either moonlight or lala land?

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>>80171596
i like when people enjoy jenny :)

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>>80171829
Yep

>>80170225
Chris Pratt as a crazy space rapist would've been interesting if nothing else.

>>80171608
Wow, companies really put the tomatometer on the cover?

>>80171926
kek what a two faced git.

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>>80171934

>>80171505
>Guy likes to shit on movies
>when people shit on him it's suddenly the worst thing ever
This guy doesn't belong in Hollywood

Save Martha!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWhJeMkMo98

I would rewrite the scene in star wars where Luke tells Leia that he is her sister and have it so he doesn't tell her so that he can continue to get sister smooches.

>>80174087
this is so bad

>>80174087
jesus

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>>80170793
>No country for old men - Chigurh dies at the end

>>80174087

He stopped following Red Letter Media on youtube and twitter after he got ridiculed by RLM.

>>80174732
Easy target to ridicule, what a retard
>>80174087

>>80174732
In what vid did that happen?

>>80175099
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PS7CgXHxps

in the first 30 or so seconds of this video

I'd rewrite Inception to include a scene where Marilon Cotillard sexually dominates Ellen Page

>>80175168
damn, he stopped following them because of that?

talk about not being able to handle the bantz kek

>>80170225
This is movie I would watch.

After Patrick Swayze kills Darrel in Red Dawn and he's riding away on his horse, don't cut to a close up of sad Patrick. Instead, have Darrel and the Russians body in the foreground and have the camera linger on them as Swayze rides away towards the mountains. Still have him turn around in despair, but do not cut to his damn face.

>>80170537
>>80170945
>people still haven't seen Pandorum

Unfortunately, it got the Dark City treatment where the producers forced the director to do plot dumps for the audience.

I'd add a single god damn reference to The Joker in The Dark Knight Rises instead of pretending Heath Ledger didn't exist and Harvey did what he did just because.

>>80177753
anon, i don't think you "get" the genius behind christopher bravo nolan, i don't think you understand quite what he's accomplishing